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Date Signed Up:4/27/2013
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#25 - Even more than that. You gotta lean far enough so that you go … 04/04/2015 on Celebrated too soon +4
#10 - Not very effective. Jumping wouldn't give you as much of an ed…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Celebrated too soon +50
#24 - gonzoen (04/04/2015) [-]
Leaning, you say? So you gotta run like this?
#25 - littleirish (04/04/2015) [-]
Even more than that. You gotta lean far enough so that you go fast enough for the force of air on your body to keep you from falling on your face.
#20 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
Can confirm. Ive literally lost count of how many laps i had ran during the 2 mile from exhaustion or the "runners high" aka low oxygen to the brain
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#36 - potatorgue (04/04/2015) [-]
Runners high isn't exhaustion... its the exact opposite. It's essentially a rush of adrenaline that makes you perform better, not worse
#17 - neogiga (04/03/2015) [-]
Jumping also makes you go up.. not forward.
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#11 - discobleach (04/03/2015) [-]
thanks for the answer. makes sense.
#16 - It seems like the only way to wear a fedora nowadays and get a… 01/20/2015 on let me euphoririze you 0
#13 - It seems like there isn't a way to delete an account anymore. … 12/31/2014 on Bye +1
#9 - Comment deleted 12/31/2014 on Bye 0
#5 - Welp, this kinda knackers my plan from the start.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Bye +1
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#7 - icangetyoumad (12/31/2014) [-]
sorry m8
#2 - Thanks. Now how the **** do I delete my account  [+] (7 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Bye +5
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#18 - theruinedsage (12/31/2014) [-]
Tried that a while ago, feature has been removed
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#16 - geese (12/31/2014) [-]
reset password, slam face on keyboard, thats new password. Copy and paste in confirmation. Now you can't login, which is pretty close.

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#10 - gnomechild (12/31/2014) [-]
I don't think you can...
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#6 - wcpapier (12/31/2014) [-]
Delete account?, oh poor you dont you know you are stuck here forever
#3 - icangetyoumad (12/31/2014) [-]
You know, that thought never occurred to me, I really don't know either
#5 - littleirish (12/31/2014) [-]
Welp, this kinda knackers my plan from the start.
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#7 - icangetyoumad (12/31/2014) [-]
sorry m8
#10 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Fascists Confirmed +1
#7 - 11,847 hours of TF2 is equivalent to 1.35 years of non-stop pl…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Steam Review Comp +17
#15 - endospore (12/01/2014) [-]
Step 1: Leave game running overnight to get items
Step 2: Trade items for metal
Step 3: Trade metal for keys
Step 4: Sell keys on paypal
Step 5: Buy new accounts and repeat for infinite money.
#14 - anon (12/01/2014) [-]
TF2 has been out for 7 years
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#10 - bjerrn (11/30/2014) [-]
Or he just turned the clock on his pc forward while the game was on
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#21 - lnyanchl (12/01/2014) [-]
That works?
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#26 - brackgrapple (12/01/2014) [-]
It does if you leave the time there, if you set it back to the real time it corrects itself
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#27 - lnyanchl (12/01/2014) [-]
Huh, thanks for the fact!
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#9 - anon (11/30/2014) [-]
Gaming is an addiction, not a very dangerous one, but it still is an addiction.
#4 - Doesn't sound like no regrets. Come on, open up to your Fu…  [+] (20 new replies) 11/25/2014 on What. +271
#93 - anon (11/25/2014) [-]
open up to your family of 12-year-olds
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#87 - nyawgga (11/25/2014) [-]
Well, here goes, I'll explain it to you in a form you'll understand

>be 18
>virgin
>don't see this changing anytime soon
>give online dating a try, no success after a year
>making me depressed and hopeless
>had enough, decide to buy escort to lose virginity
>fucked her, couldn't cum
>repeat this 5 more times until I finally managed to cum
>been doing this ever since

For me, It's sort of like cuddle therapy, except it involves banging.
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#102 - fukkendragonite (11/25/2014) [-]
Dude... being a virgin at 18 is fucking nothing. If you hit 30, consider the escort route.

Sex without love is meaningless, utterly fucking meaningless.
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#130 - nyawgga (11/26/2014) [-]
It was bothering me wayy too much, so since I lost my virginity to escorts, there's nothing I can do about it now, so it doesn't bother me anymore.

And I haven't been successful in finding love, so even if its fake, it something. It still releases happy chemicals in my brain that I can't get from anything else. Like I said, it's like cuddle therapy
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#108 - lvlonemeepo (11/26/2014) [-]
It feels prettttyyy good not gonna lie.
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#114 - fukkendragonite (11/26/2014) [-]
Yeah dude it feels good but when the years and the sexual encounters pile up, which ones are you gonna really treasure the most? There may be one or two that you fucking hated and you'll wish you'd gone home and just had one off the wrist. Sex without love is a short term release of tension and a bit of fun. Sex with love is a connection with another individual that you enjoy being closer to and something that you will remember fondly for years.
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#118 - lvlonemeepo (11/26/2014) [-]
Exactly. I mean it feels good to people who are new to it but if you can't find love or someone to make love to I would imagine its just painful.
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#123 - fukkendragonite (11/26/2014) [-]
You just have to have faith that it'll happen for you I guess. When he meets a girl he loves and has stupendous sex with tons of love in it, he'll come to regret ever going to an escort and more importantly losing his virginity to one. Not worth it.

I'm 19, only a few months ago did it magically fall into place for me and I lost my virginity to a great girl that I love. And I don't mean to sound patronising when I say that I was there once. I was that guy that thought nobody was ever going to want me and that I'd probably die a virgin.
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#145 - lvlonemeepo (11/26/2014) [-]
I mean, I'm glad I lost my virginity, although I was younger, its opened a lot of doors for new girls after I broke up with my ex. Feeling pretty good, although a lot of people don't get as lucky as I did at my age.
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#146 - fukkendragonite (11/26/2014) [-]
How did you lose yours then?
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#148 - lvlonemeepo (11/26/2014) [-]
To my first girlfriend, I was 15, I realized shit wasn't going anywhere after 10 months it was getting bad, so I broke up with her. Now I have a 2 buddies with benefits that are fun to be around, don't expect anything from me, we can still have fun. I had a lot of sex with my ex to the point it was actually scary, I learned some moves yeah, and I shouldn't take it for granted but she was way too fucking crazy 5 me.
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#150 - fukkendragonite (11/26/2014) [-]
The crazy ones always fuck the hardest but yeah, gg no re, without a doubt. Once you're shot of the crazy ones, don't go back.
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#151 - lvlonemeepo (11/26/2014) [-]
The good part is, I have such a tolerance for idiocy now, I can just be on any chicks level that isn't a sociopath. And still not mind.
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#149 - lvlonemeepo (11/26/2014) [-]
I'm still 15, this was like almost 12 months ago coming up now, wait was I 14? oh jeez loueez
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#147 - fukkendragonite (11/26/2014) [-]
Or what age I should say?
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#134 - nyawgga (11/26/2014) [-]
How did you meet her

If it was school then don't even bother explaining, I don't want to sound like a dick or anything
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#142 - fukkendragonite (11/26/2014) [-]
I was on an online fan forum for a local football (soccer) team I like and we were posting in similar threads and we got talking for a bit, used the PM system on the forum to chat and it escalated from there. It was made easier by the fact we both love the same football team and we had that common interest right off the bat. Then a little bit later we agreed to meet and the rest is history, we've been meeting fairly regularly since.

You'll find someone man, I'm sure of it.
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#94 - vishnarg (11/25/2014) [-]
That's kinda sad man.....
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#131 - nyawgga (11/26/2014) [-]
It is, but I have to resolve my problems somehow, and this seems like the only way. It just bothered me too much.
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