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#25 - As a bisexual man i can COMPLETELY agree, my ex girl friend al…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2016 on Yeah, LITERALLY nobody. +11
#67 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
Every day is bj day
#19 - It seems like everyday brings on a new and unbelievable nightm…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2016 on I literally cannot... +2
#31 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
I don't even talk to women outside my friend & family anymore
fuck 'em
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#28 - oranyonereally (06/16/2016) [-]
depends how you do it.
That's the line where most people don't see importance. You've gotta make it so that it doesn't seem like you're doing it cos they have milkbags or cos you think they're sexy/hot/penispleasing. If you're just saying hey as you would to anyone else then you're not making a problem.

Saying "good morning" to someone as you pass them isn't wrong. But when you go right up to them, get in their space, look them up and down, and say "well good morning there ladies" it does become weird.
Saying that you're just being polite and it isn't sexual doesn't work either. Because that's your intent and isn't what they take from it.

Example: of all the people that go up to talk to an attractive woman at a bar, how may of them have no ulterior motives besides saying "hey?" As soon as you approach a woman to talk to her that's what'll jump to mind cos that's what happens practically every time. That's where the whole "i have a boyfriend" reaction comes from. Sure you might be asking something else but their experience gives them legitimate proof to suspect otherwise.

#27 - anon (06/16/2016) [-]
it already is

don't you remember that video of the girl walking in manhatten to prove that men are disgusting pigs?

people were literally saying good morning nad she was acting like they grabbed her ass
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#29 - oranyonereally (06/16/2016) [-]
she wasn't reacting
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#21 - serterazi (06/16/2016) [-]
that black woman's jaw
#22 - lionti (06/16/2016) [-]
what?...y-you cant do that?
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#38 - plazmaflare (06/16/2016) [-]
M8 you can clearly see its some sort of error with the image. It's not natural for the upper half of your head to stay in place while your entire body moves.
#52 - did you want to talk about it? 06/16/2016 on The longest straight line +6
#67 - Give a bird a fish and he will eat for a day... 06/15/2016 on Smart AND successful 0
#134 - Red hot nickle ball cant melt steel beams 06/14/2016 on HOT BALL OF NICKEL VS STUFF 0
#8 - I love these! 06/14/2016 on meh +37
#36 - Looking at these results it appears everyone is feeling. 06/14/2016 on What if +7
#289 - **lionti used "*roll picture*"** **lionti rolled image ** 06/14/2016 on You're at the gay club and... 0
#321 - Oh Learmy you always know how to make me chuckle 06/09/2016 on smack her up when she ackin up 0
#17 - Cars ****** mate, that'll be $800 06/08/2016 on Pit Stop +10