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lionti

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Date Signed Up:7/02/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#7938
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Highest Content Rank:#2187
Highest Comment Rank:#1717
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#85 - You may not have meant to sound like an ass...but you did  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on My New Years resolution is... 0
#97 - onyxleigion (03/03/2015) [-]
Well, then it is what it is. I stand by my statements.
#105 - lionti (03/03/2015) [-]
You came across as an ass when you said "Suggesting that Britain could take a military force that the US couldn't?". We get it, the US is strong and has a army and bla bla bla. You saw a light joke and you tried to put logic in it where you should have just laughed and kept your opinion to yourself. Sure you're correct in what you said, but you probably pissed off a few British people and you came across as the stereotypical arrogant American.
#107 - onyxleigion (03/03/2015) [-]
To be perfectly honest, if they get pissed off because I said that, then laughing at the comic is hypocritical. So it's okay to make fun of the US, but not to state a fact about Britain? Because that's basically what you're saying.
#114 - lionti (03/03/2015) [-]
I would hardly say this is making fun of the US, as i said before its a simple light joke so take it as such. There is no "Americans are cunts" undertone its just...a joke. I'm sure it was made with no intent to offend anyone. It was just a simple play on words. "I ran" and "Iran". Its not having a dig at Americas abilities to handle Iran, i feel you're looking into this too much.
#116 - onyxleigion (03/03/2015) [-]
But there are constantly jokes that do make fun of the US thrown around that British people laugh at. But they get pissed because I state a fact? It's still hypocritical. And it is making fun of the US, by saying that Americans would nearly pass out by running up a hill.
#23 - This situation must be a real pain in the butt 03/03/2015 on Brooklyn Nine Nine +4
#57 - Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. In tonight's top story, p… 03/03/2015 on isded comp part 98 of ten... 0
#267 - "cutest girl of 2014" haha...hahhahaha!....AHAHAHAHA… 02/26/2015 on Cringe Comp 7: Return of... 0
#106 - A green text that didn't end with someone ******* a fur… 02/26/2015 on Feelchair +1
#64 - On Lionti's list of things he never wants to see again... … 02/26/2015 on Dat Nationalismo 0
#130 - Then he picked her up one of these 02/26/2015 on Now his ex girlfriend 0
#52 - As an Australian i would have to say Winter is my favorite sea… 02/26/2015 on Favorite season 0
#28 - I'm 24 and it takes about 3 weeks to get noticeable facial hai…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Beards +5
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#48 - bigbrostrider (02/26/2015) [-]
i have the exact opposite problem.

i'd love to go more than a day without having to shave.
#47 - ffinfinity (02/26/2015) [-]
it takes me 2 days to get noticeable scruff, and about a week to get a decent beard. My only problem is my mustache grows 3x slower than everything else on my face so I gotta do a weird trim to balance out every now and then. Honestly having a beard is not worth the trouble shaving is incredibly annoying.
#29 - tenaciouslee (02/26/2015) [-]
#8 - Oh man, even my ancestors are laughing at that one 02/24/2015 on donde +3
#48 - See, when i see **** like this i get all motivated to d… 02/20/2015 on ED-E 0
#158 - Ger ****** . What? This is the Funny Junk community. Wha… 02/20/2015 on Today I became a man FJ +6
#2409 - **** , that's so Australian i just **** a slab of…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on Be vain and post your... +1
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#2454 - hantervan (02/20/2015) [-]
damn, if it had been a slab of james boags or a bottle of bundy, i wouldve seen if ya wanted to hang
#144 - Your veins deserve to be raped because you're a ******* idiot 02/19/2015 on Vaccines Cause Autism 0
#13 - See pranks like this are fine, no one is getting hurt, no whit…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on This Might Take a While 0
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#17 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/19/2015) [-]
unless the person in the car is late for work and get fired, or misses an impotent flight or is on the way to the hospital or there are millions of reasons who the prank could hurt someone.

#322 - I'm on FunnyJunk because I'm an Aussie fag and its the middle … 02/19/2015 on USA FJers, why aren't you... 0
#39 - Bring me Harry Potter! 02/19/2015 on Beards are love +27
#110 - Oooooreo Oreo 02/19/2015 on Autistic Olympics #1 +1
#12 - Impossible...this can only mean one thing 02/19/2015 on My new pick up line +2
#100 - I dont think i could take another comp like this, i might beco…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Hinge Compilation -1
#105 - anon (02/19/2015) [-]
Boo.
#47 - Yeah, no thanks 02/19/2015 on The food just wants to hug +4
#133 - Doctors FW the surgery is going horribly 02/19/2015 on Nonchalant +4
#189 - Ok stop for one ******* second. That piece of **** … 02/18/2015 on Cringe adventures #3 -1
#103 - Well, you're right on all accounts, i just think it would be c…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Time to blow your mind 0
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#107 - geneeeeeric (02/17/2015) [-]
It would be cool if we could make a super cheap method of getting there without mass destruction as a result. In about 100 years we should have the technology to make living on the moon a little more worth it too. We also (technically) already have the tech to at least TRY to make mark habitable but it would eventually end in failure... Before we work on multi-planet travel we need to move in to the ones next door, then rather than work towards light speed travel find a way to use perfect suspended animation so we "sleep" the years rather than pass through generations to get to somewhere...
#96 - Why have we not landed on the moon since? i know it must cost …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Time to blow your mind 0
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#101 - geneeeeeric (02/17/2015) [-]
what reasons have we to go back there?
we have some moon rock,we can send a man-less ship up there to get more if we need it
weve been there already
the moon with current technology and sociology cannot be made habitable
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#109 - elbrysobrony (02/17/2015) [-]
Wasn't there something about water on the moon, and that could be used for getting to Mars easier or something?
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#113 - geneeeeeric (02/17/2015) [-]
the water found on the moon isn't proper water.. it's lunar water or essentially ice particles on cold parts of the moon. Getting to mars could be made easier via the moon but requires small time slots and GREAT precision for doing it... The best method would be a slingshot but that shit would have to be really well timed.
#103 - lionti (02/17/2015) [-]
Well, you're right on all accounts, i just think it would be cool to land on it again.
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#107 - geneeeeeric (02/17/2015) [-]
It would be cool if we could make a super cheap method of getting there without mass destruction as a result. In about 100 years we should have the technology to make living on the moon a little more worth it too. We also (technically) already have the tech to at least TRY to make mark habitable but it would eventually end in failure... Before we work on multi-planet travel we need to move in to the ones next door, then rather than work towards light speed travel find a way to use perfect suspended animation so we "sleep" the years rather than pass through generations to get to somewhere...

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#7 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#6 - krasnogvardiech (05/31/2014) [-]
I enjoyed your excellent broadcasting and will be making a donation!
User avatar #4 - nought ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
wat are you doing
#5 to #4 - lionti ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
At the moment, procrastinating from doing work
User avatar #1 - tostito (11/13/2013) [-]
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