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#4 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2015) [-]
ules: (after shooting the man on the couch) I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? ...Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Jules: (smashes table) What country you from?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: ...What? I—
Jules: (draws gun) SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY! WHAT! AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Brett: H-he-he's black!
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald!
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Jules: (gunshot) DOES?! HE?! LOOK?! LIKE?! A BITCH?!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him, and Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord... when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" (he and Vincent shoot Brett dead)
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#79 - warioteam (01/02/2015) [-]
its his right as the inventor to name it and say how its pronounced
there are literally thousands of legitimate, by the books words that arent pronounced the same fucking way as its spelled
in fact, you replied to him with your dumbass, overused, and not at all sound argument even though he just fucking gave 4 examples immediately disproving it
#53 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
because you know... that's how it's actually supposed to be pronounced.
#32 - infinitereaper (01/02/2015) [-]
but for some reason whenever I talk the words become all sorts of fucked up, let me tell you a story. A story about my childhood. a locker room, and a lot of black people.
When I was a boy living in Louisiana, a watered down messed up state, I experienced my first episodes of violence.
The trouble making black kids in Louisianan were little shits, and seemed to have something to prove all the time and constantly got confrontational.
There was one kid, I'll call him Mr. Niglet. Niglet was always talking shit, and being the dumb ass I am I always responded. One day we got into the fight in the locker room, so he threatens me by telling me is going to call "Enus" (basically the real life version of nigger shrimp, at least twice as tall as all the other kids was probably held back a few times). Anyways this is where it gets bad.
So Mr. Niglet calls Enus and Enus comes over and kinda fucks with me? Picks me up spins me around like a rag doll. Everyone laughs at me. Dude walks away. Since I'm impulsive and stupid as fuck I say "Bitch." I shouldn't have done that. Mr. Niglet comes over and is like "What did you just say!?" And then my brain goes potato.
I say "Uh... we're all bitches." (you know... like in a cosmic way man< My retarded thought process)
Apparently all the black kids in the locker simultaneously heard it as "You're all bitches." Suddenly a horde of black people come crashing down on me at once. mfw the nicest skinny black kid with glasses is going apeshit like "OH SO I"M A BITCH HUH!?"
Needless to say I was left with tears and a bloody nose.
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