Ironic shit posting is still shit posting.

is to blow up

gurl tripped so hard she desynthesized

forgot gif, sue me

gurl tripped so hard she desynthesized

ules: (after shooting the man on the couch) I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? ...Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: Wha-what?
Jules: (smashes table) What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: ...What? I—
Jules: (draws gun) SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY! WHAT! AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
Brett: H-he-he's black!
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald!
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: (gunshot) DOES?! HE?! LOOK?! LIKE?! A BITCH?!
Brett: NOOOOO!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him, and Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord... when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" (he and Vincent shoot Brett dead)

Someones gonna roll this comment

And it will be glorious.

I just watched this for the first time ever last night. I can't believe I waited so long. It was amazing

What is this from?

boondock saints uncut

Pulp fiction

Oh god damn this made my day.

Tasty Pepsi

I fucking dare you if everyone in the comment start saying what i'm delelting every single one of then

Is.....is everyone sick or just not paying attention....usually people would have jumped at the chance to do this.

what

www.funnyjunk.com/user/phanact/32880#32880

The guy who created the gif addressed this years ago, he said it's supposed to be pronounced jif. Like giraffe, gigantic, giant, ginger but everyone agreed that was fucking stupid, so we call it what we do

There's a jif file that was created before the gif so the creator can go fuck itself.

its his right as the inventor to name it and say how its pronounced
there are literally thousands of legitimate, by the books words that arent pronounced the same fucking way as its spelled

in fact, you replied to him with your dumbass, overused, and not at all sound argument even though he just fucking gave 4 examples immediately disproving it

girl, gibbet, giddy, gift, gigabyte, giggle

I don't give a fuck motherfucker. George Washington ain't die for my sins so I gotta pronounce it like a communist.

People still getting butthurt over the pronunciation of a god damned acronym. Why do this? What makes it worth the energy?

People are still butthurt over people being butthurt? Why do this? What makes it worth the energy?

Grow up.

Yes, that is exactly what I wish they'd do.

Talking to you, champ.

May just have to spam this more around the interwebs.

This is jif.

"jraphics interchange format"

giraffe, gigantic, giant, ginger
Are you dumb?

do you not know how to pronounce graphics you fucking spastic?

Do you know how to pronounce giraffe, gigantic, giant, ginger you fucking spastic?
Also, I pronounce it GIF, not JIF so calm yourself, son.

you cant tell me to calm myself after you accuse me of being dumb. Graphics is pronounced Graphics with a hard g. I know there are other ways of pronouncing stuff, but its Gif, not Jif. Also, if you're agreeing with me, why are you arguing with me?

Because >>#56 was a stupid as shit response. Neither JIG or GIF is the one and only way of pronouncing it, they're both correct. Arguing with dumb arguments like yours won't make it the way you want it.

whatever mate. Its pronounced gif, we both agree, lets leave it at that

go down to the bar and order some jin

GIF if pronounced "JIF" though.

This is jif. A cleaning product. If "GIF" = jif.

How you you pronounce this?

Although I agree with you, I advise you delete that comment.

You're both freaks of nature.

I still love you though.

Love you too bae

I always pronounce it "gif" with a hard "g" in my head,
but for some reason whenever I talk the words become all sorts of fucked up, let me tell you a story. A story about my childhood. a locker room, and a lot of black people.

When I was a boy living in Louisiana, a watered down messed up state, I experienced my first episodes of violence.
The trouble making black kids in Louisianan were little shits, and seemed to have something to prove all the time and constantly got confrontational.
There was one kid, I'll call him Mr. Niglet. Niglet was always talking shit, and being the dumb ass I am I always responded. One day we got into the fight in the locker room, so he threatens me by telling me is going to call "Enus" (basically the real life version of nigger shrimp, at least twice as tall as all the other kids was probably held back a few times). Anyways this is where it gets bad.

So Mr. Niglet calls Enus and Enus comes over and kinda fucks with me? Picks me up spins me around like a rag doll. Everyone laughs at me. Dude walks away. Since I'm impulsive and stupid as fuck I say "Bitch." I shouldn't have done that. Mr. Niglet comes over and is like "What did you just say!?" And then my brain goes potato.

I say "Uh... we're all bitches." (you know... like in a cosmic way man< My retarded thought process)
Apparently all the black kids in the locker simultaneously heard it as "You're all bitches." Suddenly a horde of black people come crashing down on me at once. mfw the nicest skinny black kid with glasses is going apeshit like "OH SO I"M A BITCH HUH!?"
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Needless to say I was left with tears and a bloody nose.

And the way the leg bent inward when it collapsed. I thought their kneecap broke and they landed on it. I nearly fucking cried in pain.