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#62 - Complimentary Spiral King Wallpaper, on the house 01/18/2015 on Spiral King +4
#2 - No ********** Pro 5000 for you 01/04/2015 on double standards +51
#1 - That's probably cause in the evenings it can get a bit chilly  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Police dogs in Chile wears... +123
User avatar #4 - lmOldGreg (01/05/2015) [-]
Ironic shit posting is still shit posting.
#3 - middagsmo (01/04/2015) [-]
is to blow up
#2 - mobilebull (01/04/2015) [-]
#38 - ohmg dis is amazing.. I'm going to try and make this compatibl… 01/04/2015 on Comfy 0
#3 - forgot gif, sue me  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Smooth Criminals +79
User avatar #9 - slowshade (01/03/2015) [-]
gurl tripped so hard she desynthesized
#7 - anonexplains (01/03/2015) [-]
gurl gonna get killed by NASA
#2 - Strange.. this is what comes up when I put moonwalk in google.…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Smooth Criminals +1
#3 - lionlike (01/02/2015) [-]
forgot gif, sue me
User avatar #9 - slowshade (01/03/2015) [-]
gurl tripped so hard she desynthesized
#7 - anonexplains (01/03/2015) [-]
gurl gonna get killed by NASA
#1 - what  [+] (13 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Pimpin ain't easy +7
#4 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2015) [-]
ules: (after shooting the man on the couch) I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? ...Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: Wha-what?
Jules: (smashes table) What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: ...What? I—
Brett: H-he-he's black!
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald!
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: (gunshot) DOES?! HE?! LOOK?! LIKE?! A BITCH?!
Brett: NOOOOO!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him, and Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord... when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" (he and Vincent shoot Brett dead)
#69 - battletechmech (01/03/2015) [-]
Someones gonna roll this comment
User avatar #84 - bsn (01/03/2015) [-]
And it will be glorious.
#65 - supertanto (01/03/2015) [-]
#49 - ldnelson (01/03/2015) [-]
I just watched this for the first time ever last night. I can't believe I waited so long. It was amazing
#75 - comehonorfacetwice (01/03/2015) [-]
What is this from?
#80 - ronjeremysweiner (01/03/2015) [-]
boondock saints uncut
User avatar #78 - thasuperpimp (01/03/2015) [-]
Pulp fiction
#41 - thesweetscientist (01/03/2015) [-]
Oh god damn this made my day.
#21 - brawnyjavo (01/03/2015) [-]
Tasty Pepsi
User avatar #2 - superblade (01/02/2015) [-]
I fucking dare you if everyone in the comment start saying what i'm delelting every single one of then
#18 - youxbarstard (01/03/2015) [-]
Is.....is everyone sick or just not paying attention....usually people would have jumped at the chance to do this.
User avatar #5 - ashadowguy (01/02/2015) [-]
#30 - >watching vid cause my life is **** and nothin…  [+] (27 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Reading FunnyJunk Comments +78
User avatar #64 - chrisis (01/02/2015) [-]
The guy who created the gif addressed this years ago, he said it's supposed to be pronounced jif. Like giraffe, gigantic, giant, ginger but everyone agreed that was fucking stupid, so we call it what we do
User avatar #85 - MrDeadiron (01/03/2015) [-]
There's a jif file that was created before the gif so the creator can go fuck itself.
#75 - desacabose (01/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #79 - warioteam (01/02/2015) [-]
its his right as the inventor to name it and say how its pronounced
there are literally thousands of legitimate, by the books words that arent pronounced the same fucking way as its spelled

in fact, you replied to him with your dumbass, overused, and not at all sound argument even though he just fucking gave 4 examples immediately disproving it
User avatar #90 - chrisis (01/03/2015) [-]
girl, gibbet, giddy, gift, gigabyte, giggle
User avatar #80 - desacabose (01/02/2015) [-]
I don't give a fuck motherfucker. George Washington ain't die for my sins so I gotta pronounce it like a communist.
User avatar #63 - donbionicle (01/02/2015) [-]
People still getting butthurt over the pronunciation of a god damned acronym. Why do this? What makes it worth the energy?
#65 - ohemgeezus (01/02/2015) [-]
People are still butthurt over people being butthurt? Why do this? What makes it worth the energy?

Grow up.
User avatar #66 - donbionicle (01/02/2015) [-]
Yes, that is exactly what I wish they'd do.
#67 - ohemgeezus (01/02/2015) [-]
Talking to you, champ.
#62 - fatguystrangler (01/02/2015) [-]
May just have to spam this more around the interwebs.

This is jif.

#53 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
because you know... that's how it's actually supposed to be pronounced.
User avatar #56 - theblobble (01/02/2015) [-]
"jraphics interchange format"
#68 - ohemgeezus (01/02/2015) [-]
giraffe, gigantic, giant, ginger
Are you dumb?
User avatar #72 - theblobble (01/02/2015) [-]
do you not know how to pronounce graphics you fucking spastic?
#73 - ohemgeezus (01/02/2015) [-]
Do you know how to pronounce giraffe, gigantic, giant, ginger you fucking spastic?
Also, I pronounce it GIF, not JIF so calm yourself, son.
User avatar #74 - theblobble (01/02/2015) [-]
you cant tell me to calm myself after you accuse me of being dumb. Graphics is pronounced Graphics with a hard g. I know there are other ways of pronouncing stuff, but its Gif, not Jif. Also, if you're agreeing with me, why are you arguing with me?
#76 - ohemgeezus (01/02/2015) [-]
Because >>#56 was a stupid as shit response. Neither JIG or GIF is the one and only way of pronouncing it, they're both correct. Arguing with dumb arguments like yours won't make it the way you want it.
User avatar #77 - theblobble (01/02/2015) [-]
whatever mate. Its pronounced gif, we both agree, lets leave it at that
User avatar #50 - sanitarysan (01/02/2015) [-]
go down to the bar and order some jin
#33 - blackwacat (01/02/2015) [-]
GIF if pronounced "JIF" though.
#61 - fatguystrangler (01/02/2015) [-]
This is jif. A cleaning product. If "GIF" = jif.

How you you pronounce this?
User avatar #42 - qwertyuioplkjh (01/02/2015) [-]
Although I agree with you, I advise you delete that comment.
#44 - captchakid (01/02/2015) [-]
You're both freaks of nature.

I still love you though.
User avatar #95 - qwertyuioplkjh (01/03/2015) [-]
Love you too bae
#32 - infinitereaper (01/02/2015) [-]
I always pronounce it "gif" with a hard "g" in my head,
but for some reason whenever I talk the words become all sorts of fucked up, let me tell you a story. A story about my childhood. a locker room, and a lot of black people.

When I was a boy living in Louisiana, a watered down messed up state, I experienced my first episodes of violence.
The trouble making black kids in Louisianan were little shits, and seemed to have something to prove all the time and constantly got confrontational.
There was one kid, I'll call him Mr. Niglet. Niglet was always talking shit, and being the dumb ass I am I always responded. One day we got into the fight in the locker room, so he threatens me by telling me is going to call "Enus" (basically the real life version of nigger shrimp, at least twice as tall as all the other kids was probably held back a few times). Anyways this is where it gets bad.

So Mr. Niglet calls Enus and Enus comes over and kinda fucks with me? Picks me up spins me around like a rag doll. Everyone laughs at me. Dude walks away. Since I'm impulsive and stupid as fuck I say "Bitch." I shouldn't have done that. Mr. Niglet comes over and is like "What did you just say!?" And then my brain goes potato.

I say "Uh... we're all bitches." (you know... like in a cosmic way man< My retarded thought process)
Apparently all the black kids in the locker simultaneously heard it as "You're all bitches." Suddenly a horde of black people come crashing down on me at once. mfw the nicest skinny black kid with glasses is going apeshit like "OH SO I"M A BITCH HUH!?"

Needless to say I was left with tears and a bloody nose.
#1681 - **lionlike rolls 847** nevermindthis_ 07/11/2014 on Steam Giveaway 0
#3 - I thought it was two people carrying something at first  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on Robots are great +39
User avatar #15 - sciencexplain (05/18/2014) [-]
And the way the leg bent inward when it collapsed. I thought their kneecap broke and they landed on it. I nearly fucking cried in pain.
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