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lincolnpenis

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
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#6 - They did get a bit gangsta along with the popularization of th… 07/06/2016 on yeah 0
#39 - I was saying it in a silly way, boyyo Like a 'submit to th… 07/06/2016 on TotalBiscuit goes... -1
#29 - ... ads* 07/05/2016 on TotalBiscuit goes... 0
#28 - All media needs adds, friends ALL OF IT  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2016 on TotalBiscuit goes... -2
#36 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
It is literally forbidden by law to lie in your advertisements.

It goes as far as forbidding Nutella from advertising itself as a healthy breakfast. They were ordered by a judge to never say that their product is a healthy bearkfast. Because it's not. This shit is almost 2/3rd a mix of the worst kind of fats and sugars. There's hardly any nuts in it.

That's why they've changed their formula and now say something along the lines of "good breakfast is a way to start your day", while only implying that this breakfast might be Nutella. In the end, they can tell the judges they didn't lie - breakfast is an important start of the day. They never said directly "eat Nutella for breakfast", so now they're "clean".

This is how much you are not allowed to lie in your commercials. So making a gambling site advertisement where people show off items they haven't really won, but rather were given by the owners just so they can attract more clients through their popular by millions youtube videos - this is a crime.

Like, literally. This is breaking the law.

So yeah - Think before you say something stupid. Do research. Use your brain.
#39 - lincolnpenis (07/06/2016) [-]
I was saying it in a silly way, boyyo
Like a 'submit to the will of the corporate overlords and enjoy nutella' kinda way
Sometimes I forget I'm typing the humour and people don't get any sense of joke delivery. For that; I am stupid.
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#29 - lincolnpenis (07/05/2016) [-]
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#4 - From De la soul, Q-tip, biggi etc. to this insuffer…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2016 on yeah +1
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#5 - datsheriff (07/06/2016) [-]
De la soul is god.
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#6 - lincolnpenis (07/06/2016) [-]
They did get a bit gangsta along with the popularization of that kind of this at some point. But they were gold, the absolute premium long ago.
#3 - god the music was cancerous  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2016 on Sleep Tight Pupper +3
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#8 - muffincannibal (07/06/2016) [-]
Hey I liked it.
#6 - xngiosigoesgisiogj (07/06/2016) [-]
Reminded me of this. Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme
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#7 - lincolnpenis (07/06/2016) [-]
Atleast that theme doesn't sound as if it was made entirely on synth and sold through a tunes4u stock audio website >:I
#43 - Ugh, I had to play their gay little RPG thing 'till lvl 4 in o… 07/04/2016 on No more sadpanda: An... +4
#4 - Rember 2 et ur reds kidz 07/04/2016 on perl horbor 0
#8 - How about no matter who you're with it only matters to you two… 07/04/2016 on black and white +2
#131 - Not such a marketable skill in retrospect. 07/04/2016 on I am fluent in Death! 0