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#174 - Th...That sounds delicious. I think I will. Cheers. 09/30/2014 on A Concern I Can't Deal With 0
#166 - Milk sucks. It's foul smelling cow mucus which tastes awful. T…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on A Concern I Can't Deal With -1
User avatar #170 - ludislavonac (09/30/2014) [-]
Maybe you should switch to oats then. Cook them with water, add some honey, nuts, fruits, cinnamon and whey protein if you want - tastes great and is far more healthy
User avatar #174 - lincolnpenis (09/30/2014) [-]
Th...That sounds delicious. I think I will. Cheers.
#154 - I thought Fallout 3's soundtrack was great. New vegas's was ab… 09/30/2014 on Fallout +2
#237 - I hope that #thinkbike commercial wasn't about looking out for… 09/29/2014 on Morbid pictures comp part 2 +1
#80 - Picture 09/28/2014 on It works... +6
#61 - Nobody liked their teachers in highschool, we are the ones who… 09/28/2014 on The Gains 0
#59 - It's a service this website provides, y'know. The amount of in…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on The Gains 0
User avatar #60 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
I get to sound like double the dick now I can refer to all these things people don't know about, It's like a bonus of being on here
User avatar #61 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
Nobody liked their teachers in highschool, we are the ones who find out how they felt.
#18 - Some of these artists just need a melon to the face. Or at lea… 09/27/2014 on 2art4u +1
#39 - I'm going to use big words. This recurrent male specimen a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2014 on The Gains +3
User avatar #57 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
It was a joke brother, But thanks to you I learned some big new words
User avatar #59 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
It's a service this website provides, y'know. The amount of information this site throws at you is about on par with reddit.
User avatar #60 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
I get to sound like double the dick now I can refer to all these things people don't know about, It's like a bonus of being on here
User avatar #61 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
Nobody liked their teachers in highschool, we are the ones who find out how they felt.
#36 - WAT. WHO WAS ZYZZ. WHY IS KILL!? WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/27/2014 on The Gains 0
#38 - pointblankhits (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to use little words. Zyzz was a nerdy World of Warcraft gamer who decided he was going to be the sickest cunt on the go, So he did what it took to do that. Unknown to him he had an under lying heart disorder that was triggered after steroid use, He died in Thailand in 2011, He was in short The fucking king of Aesthetics www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j_6R7_Z8-Y See this video if your anyway interested Hodgetwins are fine it's just a bit of a rivalry
User avatar #39 - lincolnpenis (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to use big words.
This recurrent male specimen appears to solely imitate and reproduce indistinguishable duplicate results in conformation to standard aesthetic body building values. Yet appears to parade himself in the abnormal Fake tanned, showy douche bag way. Lots of people have heart attacks, too.
If the small words poke was a joke, I'm soz and I love you. Keep lifting.
User avatar #57 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
It was a joke brother, But thanks to you I learned some big new words
User avatar #59 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
It's a service this website provides, y'know. The amount of information this site throws at you is about on par with reddit.
User avatar #60 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
I get to sound like double the dick now I can refer to all these things people don't know about, It's like a bonus of being on here
User avatar #61 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
Nobody liked their teachers in highschool, we are the ones who find out how they felt.
#34 - This post was not a video, what is zyzz and why and how would …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/27/2014 on The Gains 0
User avatar #35 - pointblankhits (09/27/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eun9cT-bupw Brother you have truly missed out, This is it in video form on utube
User avatar #36 - lincolnpenis (09/27/2014) [-]
WAT. WHO WAS ZYZZ. WHY IS KILL!? WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE HODGETWINS.
#38 - pointblankhits (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to use little words. Zyzz was a nerdy World of Warcraft gamer who decided he was going to be the sickest cunt on the go, So he did what it took to do that. Unknown to him he had an under lying heart disorder that was triggered after steroid use, He died in Thailand in 2011, He was in short The fucking king of Aesthetics www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j_6R7_Z8-Y See this video if your anyway interested Hodgetwins are fine it's just a bit of a rivalry
User avatar #39 - lincolnpenis (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to use big words.
This recurrent male specimen appears to solely imitate and reproduce indistinguishable duplicate results in conformation to standard aesthetic body building values. Yet appears to parade himself in the abnormal Fake tanned, showy douche bag way. Lots of people have heart attacks, too.
If the small words poke was a joke, I'm soz and I love you. Keep lifting.
User avatar #57 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
It was a joke brother, But thanks to you I learned some big new words
User avatar #59 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
It's a service this website provides, y'know. The amount of information this site throws at you is about on par with reddit.
User avatar #60 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
I get to sound like double the dick now I can refer to all these things people don't know about, It's like a bonus of being on here
User avatar #61 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
Nobody liked their teachers in highschool, we are the ones who find out how they felt.
#13 - This part surprised the **** out of me because je… 09/27/2014 on Pushing it to the limit? 0
#10 - I don't know why I didn't think of asking this way, it's so si… 09/27/2014 on An important message for admin +1
#15 - So creatine turns you into one of the hodge twins?  [+] (10 new replies) 09/27/2014 on The Gains +1
User avatar #33 - pointblankhits (09/27/2014) [-]
That was actually the purpose off the video, Remember ZYZZ and pull the piss out of the hodge twins
User avatar #34 - lincolnpenis (09/27/2014) [-]
This post was not a video, what is zyzz and why and how would I pull anyone's piss?
User avatar #35 - pointblankhits (09/27/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eun9cT-bupw Brother you have truly missed out, This is it in video form on utube
User avatar #36 - lincolnpenis (09/27/2014) [-]
WAT. WHO WAS ZYZZ. WHY IS KILL!? WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE HODGETWINS.
#38 - pointblankhits (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to use little words. Zyzz was a nerdy World of Warcraft gamer who decided he was going to be the sickest cunt on the go, So he did what it took to do that. Unknown to him he had an under lying heart disorder that was triggered after steroid use, He died in Thailand in 2011, He was in short The fucking king of Aesthetics www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j_6R7_Z8-Y See this video if your anyway interested Hodgetwins are fine it's just a bit of a rivalry
User avatar #39 - lincolnpenis (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to use big words.
This recurrent male specimen appears to solely imitate and reproduce indistinguishable duplicate results in conformation to standard aesthetic body building values. Yet appears to parade himself in the abnormal Fake tanned, showy douche bag way. Lots of people have heart attacks, too.
If the small words poke was a joke, I'm soz and I love you. Keep lifting.
User avatar #57 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
It was a joke brother, But thanks to you I learned some big new words
User avatar #59 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
It's a service this website provides, y'know. The amount of information this site throws at you is about on par with reddit.
User avatar #60 - pointblankhits (09/28/2014) [-]
I get to sound like double the dick now I can refer to all these things people don't know about, It's like a bonus of being on here
User avatar #61 - lincolnpenis (09/28/2014) [-]
Nobody liked their teachers in highschool, we are the ones who find out how they felt.
#49 - Picture 09/25/2014 on Art 0
#660 - Moot Licker 09/25/2014 on Rename anonymous 9/25/2014 +1
#12 - He's grown a pretty badass moustache for a dead thing. 09/23/2014 on Jabba the Dust 0
#118 - I can't imagine how difficult buying jeans must be for this gi… 09/23/2014 on This is just a picture of a... 0
#772 - A live FJ community chat room? Scheduled Q&A 1 on 1s with … 09/23/2014 on let's hear your site... +1
#13 - Picture 09/23/2014 on Gaben why? 0
#37 - I was never meant to see this. 09/21/2014 on this +2
#331 - thank mr edmin 09/21/2014 on you hear this admin? +4
#82 - This show was pure, unfiltered Philly Cheese Steak badassery a… 09/20/2014 on Letting siblings use your shit +1
#6 - Oh. Cheers. 09/19/2014 on Sexy Kiss Prank 0
#2 - Where's the prank? Is it a double sided coin?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Sexy Kiss Prank -4
#4 - anonymous (09/19/2014) [-]
lol no. If its heads he wins. If its tails you lose. So either way he wins.
User avatar #30 - lronman (09/20/2014) [-]
yeah but he said heads I win everytime so its confusing
User avatar #3 - RlCK (09/19/2014) [-]
**RlCK rolls 47** Think about it..."heads i win, tails you loose"
User avatar #6 - lincolnpenis (09/19/2014) [-]
Oh. Cheers.
User avatar #5 - RlCK (09/19/2014) [-]
**RlCK rolls 11** lose*
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User avatar #10 - paradox (08/26/2014) [-]
this seems oddly relevant to your username


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User avatar #11 to #10 - lincolnpenis (08/27/2014) [-]
Nothing odd about it. Thanks for reminding me that this exists. My ******* legacy.
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