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#10 - I happen to think the testes are the real frontmen~ 09/11/2014 on mind blown 0
#41 - A lot of things in that rube goldburg just... wouldn't work~  [+] (6 new replies) 09/11/2014 on The Cog -1
User avatar #50 - zaucroya (09/11/2014) [-]
but... but... the wheels at 0:25... they rolled upward...
there wasn't a weight balanced at the top of the wheel or else they would have rolled off the ramp
halp
User avatar #60 - lucariopwnz (09/11/2014) [-]
I had the same question but check comment 34, it explains it fairly wel actually.

In short there is a weight in the tire but watch the vid to see how it works
#59 - chrislee (09/11/2014) [-]
Have you considered a weight inside the tire?
User avatar #61 - zaucroya (09/11/2014) [-]
i know, but if there was a weight inside the tire, at least the top tire would have rolled off the ramp
#63 - chrislee (09/11/2014) [-]
Honda Cog Commercial Uphill Tire Roll Trick - Rube Goldberg Do you even physics?
#279 - When the bass drops. 09/11/2014 on snake accidentally bites... 0
#76 - Dude. I'm enjoying the heck out of this. Keep everyone posted! 09/10/2014 on Still waiting on that feels... 0
#65 - Alright. Badass. I look forward to it  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Still waiting on that feels... 0
User avatar #76 - lincolnpenis (09/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I'm enjoying the heck out of this. Keep everyone posted!
#49 - Moar. How do I subscribe to you? On that site or can I friend …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Still waiting on that feels... 0
#63 - samalicious (09/10/2014) [-]
You can friend me here and I'll message you when I've uploaded the bundle comment with as many chapters as I've done.
User avatar #65 - lincolnpenis (09/10/2014) [-]
Alright. Badass. I look forward to it
User avatar #76 - lincolnpenis (09/10/2014) [-]
Dude. I'm enjoying the heck out of this. Keep everyone posted!
#30 - I love how that one strand of his hair is making her look like…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Esdese is best Yandere +14
User avatar #34 - horrusia (09/09/2014) [-]
Hair or not, i think she does : D
#4 - Ok, cool. cheers. 09/08/2014 on Trick guns 0
#1 - Can anyone tell me of a place where I can read Deadpool from t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Trick guns 0
#3 - brknsoul (09/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - lincolnpenis (09/08/2014) [-]
Ok, cool. cheers.
#4 - And now you know who rules and who will always rule. 09/08/2014 on Thomas the Tank Engine x... +2
#43 - ffs op 09/08/2014 on Grandma Caterpillar Putting... +1
#134 - a.. admin's funny? ADMIN'S FUNNY!? EYUSH. I love the supr… 09/07/2014 on No more female hate and... 0
#114 - Couldn't agree more, dude. 09/07/2014 on Cr1tikal 0
#33 - It just seems to be a bunch of profanity. And yeah I'm a regis…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Cr1tikal -8
#96 - rihardololz (09/07/2014) [-]
Just because someone doesn't agree with you or has a dissenting opinion on something doesn't mean you should be a condescending little shit about it. It's people like you that make it practically impossible to actually discuss anything on the internet.
User avatar #99 - YllekNayr (09/07/2014) [-]
Butthurt much?
His comment was hardly condescending.
#101 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/07/2014) [-]
what are you? his little bitch.
#4 - thems some nice finguz 09/06/2014 on communion for to go +6
#10 - He must've done something amazing...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Cr1tikal +2
User avatar #44 - killerliquid (09/07/2014) [-]
All his youtube money goes to charity and his dream is to end corruption

plus he's amusing so win win
User avatar #67 - thepandaking (09/07/2014) [-]
That video where he said that was his dream made me feel warm and fuzzy. We all need dreamers here and there.
#9 - Egh is that really worth his fame, though?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Cr1tikal -17
User avatar #11 - christheace (09/06/2014) [-]
some people like it some don't, just like everything else
#1 - ************** 09/06/2014 on Wolf Howl +1
#6 - (Opinion Warning) I really struggle to find this guy funny…  [+] (30 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Cr1tikal +12
User avatar #118 - unfitninjuh (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #113 - thealmightyantler (09/07/2014) [-]
He deserves his fame more than Pewdiepie.
User avatar #114 - lincolnpenis (09/07/2014) [-]
Couldn't agree more, dude.
#109 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/07/2014) [-]
I think you figured it out when you said common sense of humour. You kinda need to have the same sense of humor as your audience if you want them to like you. As for the melancholy voice, do you prefer those fuckheads out there that act like every second of their video is the most exciting moment of their life?
User avatar #89 - alleksi (09/07/2014) [-]
There's something about improvisation that just does it for me. If I know it's improvised it automatically becomes ten times funnier to me. That's why his gameplay videos are fucking hilarious to me because it's live commentary and he can just spout out absurd commentary nonstop.
#68 - angelious (09/07/2014) [-]
try the "best of kritical"


its a complication of his funniest moments.goes up to 7 parts
User avatar #65 - dsgbiohazard (09/07/2014) [-]
That's me with JonTron.

Except the difference is that JohnTron actually isn't that uniquely funny. His humor is tryhard and dry. But at the same time, I feel like I'm missing out on something. Or maybe his humor isn't like that. But all I've ever seen of him is lots of pausing, staring, and fake rage.
User avatar #58 - Kairyuka (09/07/2014) [-]
His humor is a matter of taste. If you don't like it, there are plenty of other internet comedians to look to.
#57 - ballisticmistype (09/07/2014) [-]
Slender Gameplay and Commentary
this happens to be my favorite of his
User avatar #45 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (09/07/2014) [-]
My personal favourite is "The New Super Mario 3". I think it might just be under "Super Mario". I also liked Octodad.

I find his monotone reactions to absurd situations funny, but everyone's different!
#38 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/07/2014) [-]
I dont know what you mean by "common sense humour" but I find the jokes he makes funny. Also the whole melancholy voice thing makes it sound distinguished and easier to listen to.
User avatar #36 - createdjustnow (09/07/2014) [-]
i think he is funny because if you watch him play a horror game, he dosnt over react like pewdiepie does. when something tries to jumpscare cr1tikal he usually just says something obscenely funny
User avatar #46 - hydraetis (09/07/2014) [-]
I enjoyed when he was playing slender and just sprinted at him when he appeared. Then afterwards when he started trying to flank him and shit.
User avatar #31 - YllekNayr (09/07/2014) [-]
I gotta agree, man.
Everyone here LOVES the guy, and I wanted to as well, but I just don't get most of his stuff.
#41 - ihateemo (09/07/2014) [-]
watch it while you are high or drunk, you will never find anything more enterraining
User avatar #98 - YllekNayr (09/07/2014) [-]
I don't do either of those things though
#119 - ihateemo (09/08/2014) [-]
well then you will not enjoy critikal to his full potential :'(
User avatar #120 - YllekNayr (09/08/2014) [-]
oh well
#121 - ihateemo (09/08/2014) [-]
i still love you though baybee
User avatar #33 - lincolnpenis (09/07/2014) [-]
It just seems to be a bunch of profanity. And yeah I'm a registered funnyjunker so I'm all for it but that doesn't make it funny all the time. It's almost as if his fanbase is like a couple years behind the rest of the world, really old jokes still seem to evoke a chuckle.
#96 - rihardololz (09/07/2014) [-]
Just because someone doesn't agree with you or has a dissenting opinion on something doesn't mean you should be a condescending little shit about it. It's people like you that make it practically impossible to actually discuss anything on the internet.
User avatar #99 - YllekNayr (09/07/2014) [-]
Butthurt much?
His comment was hardly condescending.
#101 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/07/2014) [-]
what are you? his little bitch.
User avatar #23 - ilikedrugsandboobs (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - christheace (09/06/2014) [-]
part of the charm is the fact he can say all this over the top shit without even slightly breaking composure most of the time
User avatar #10 - lincolnpenis (09/06/2014) [-]
He must've done something amazing...
User avatar #44 - killerliquid (09/07/2014) [-]
All his youtube money goes to charity and his dream is to end corruption

plus he's amusing so win win
User avatar #67 - thepandaking (09/07/2014) [-]
That video where he said that was his dream made me feel warm and fuzzy. We all need dreamers here and there.
User avatar #9 - lincolnpenis (09/06/2014) [-]
Egh is that really worth his fame, though?
User avatar #11 - christheace (09/06/2014) [-]
some people like it some don't, just like everything else
#5 - dat health and safety... 09/06/2014 on Dayum... +85
#4 - Picture 09/06/2014 on Kermits leaked photos +1
#36 - Jormungand is a seriously, SERIOUSLY good watch. I thought I w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Need Suggestions +6
#54 - oddbird (09/06/2014) [-]
#12 - yyyyyyyyyyeah I was gonna buy it anyway... 09/05/2014 on Destiny live action trailer 0
#10 - Please don't make me think about this. I haven't got enough ti… 09/05/2014 on Mushroom Samba 0
#48 - Naw naw naw the point is that you can't escape them. All jokes… 09/05/2014 on a wonderful story 0
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User avatar #10 - paradox (08/26/2014) [-]
this seems oddly relevant to your username


Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res)
User avatar #11 to #10 - lincolnpenis (08/27/2014) [-]
Nothing odd about it. Thanks for reminding me that this exists. My ******* legacy.
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