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lincolnpenis

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Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
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Comment Ranking:#3712
Highest Content Rank:#39685
Highest Comment Rank:#1949
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Comment Thumbs: 6552 total,  7899 ,  1347
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Level -12 Content: Sort of disliked → Level -11 Content: Sort of disliked
Comment Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:832
Total Comments Made:1997
FJ Points:5946

latest user's comments

#6 - That's like hell. Never reaches the top D: 04/20/2015 on Meanwhile in GTA V 0
#28 - Those fluttery 's.. senpaiiii~' eyes tho. 04/20/2015 on Who's a good boy? 0
#69 - Did anyone else see catface? 04/19/2015 on Goodnight sweet prince +8
#32 - want x2 for dual weild. 04/19/2015 on Fire +4
#475 - There's no bot enemies in this one. They've made a CoD game ou…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off +3
User avatar #527 - halor (04/19/2015) [-]
there will be bots in the single player twitter.com/DICEfigge/status/589207550358228992
User avatar #541 - gawkycrayon (04/19/2015) [-]
Still sucks, I can safely say that anyone who play the originals will remember having intense battles with AI's that seemed pretty darn good. They should have AI's in the multiplayer.
#13 - You always come early 04/19/2015 on Maximum Over Brace 0
#6 - Is that seriously not a guy in a suit?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Jimbos 0
User avatar #13 - spceinvdr (04/18/2015) [-]
Nope. Mammals are pretty intelligent ya know Chimp Rapes a Frog
#9 - smokeythbear (04/17/2015) [-]
It is.
#29 - nifty 04/17/2015 on Carbomb Hits IED +1
#11 - Why did they make it again.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Honesty 0
User avatar #12 - newprinny (04/15/2015) [-]
Probably better tech, the ability to track activity more precisely, the ability to track different types of activity, stuff like that, dood.
#9 - Thanks, mayn. A run-ometer disguised as a waistband instead of…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Honesty 0
User avatar #10 - newprinny (04/15/2015) [-]
It is a wristband, dood.
User avatar #11 - lincolnpenis (04/15/2015) [-]
Why did they make it again.
User avatar #12 - newprinny (04/15/2015) [-]
Probably better tech, the ability to track activity more precisely, the ability to track different types of activity, stuff like that, dood.
#4 - ungh this would be fap worthy 04/15/2015 on So much radiation 0
#7 - What so they even do?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Honesty 0
User avatar #8 - newprinny (04/15/2015) [-]
I looked it up and it seems like it's a glorified pedometer that sends information about activity levels to your smart phone, dood.
User avatar #16 - vomitjar (04/15/2015) [-]
i saw a louis theroux documentary with a pedometer in it. they put the pedometer on pedo's dick, showed them child porn, and if the pedometer became bigger, they failed the test
#13 - friendofaf (04/15/2015) [-]
ur a pedo lmfao
#14 - newprinny (04/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - lincolnpenis (04/15/2015) [-]
Thanks, mayn. A run-ometer disguised as a waistband instead of the much less inconvenient wrist based units of the past. cool.
User avatar #10 - newprinny (04/15/2015) [-]
It is a wristband, dood.
User avatar #11 - lincolnpenis (04/15/2015) [-]
Why did they make it again.
User avatar #12 - newprinny (04/15/2015) [-]
Probably better tech, the ability to track activity more precisely, the ability to track different types of activity, stuff like that, dood.
#75 - You're testing me. I see it. 04/15/2015 on test 0
#46 - Having a massive heart attack whilst swimming rather than on l… 04/13/2015 on Natural habitat +4
#139 - I've sawed off all of my limbs and I still can't leave it's weird. 04/13/2015 on admin insults you 0
#144 - I think F3 was better of the two. DLC lore was the only real h… 04/13/2015 on RPG 0
#55 - 246x 2 spoopy 04/13/2015 on Mighty SCP spooks 0
#13 - 100% forbidden. 100% forgiven. 04/12/2015 on Dealing with Weaboos,... +5
#6 - omfg ******* perfect 04/11/2015 on Europe's best airline +1
#5 - Sonic the ******* purist b'here. 04/11/2015 on Sonic the Asshole +1
#11 - 0% forbidden love. 4 minutes wasted.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Dealing with Weaboos,... +10
#12 - feupy (04/12/2015) [-]
Have this so you didn't come for nothing~
#21 - bewailedbadger (04/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #13 - lincolnpenis (04/12/2015) [-]
100% forbidden.
100% forgiven.
#24 - Making the kids worse off after they get those diseases. Cool.… 04/11/2015 on What are your views about... 0
#9 - That was ******* amazingly incredible. 04/11/2015 on Hehehehe....he.....hehehe..... 0
#59 - And then you play bloodborne 04/11/2015 on graphic perspective 0
#33 - He would've used it to fap hundreds of times. 04/10/2015 on Oh god the feels -1

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User avatar #10 - paradox (08/26/2014) [-]
this seems oddly relevant to your username


Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res)
User avatar #11 to #10 - lincolnpenis (08/27/2014) [-]
Nothing odd about it. Thanks for reminding me that this exists. My ******* legacy.
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