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#60 - ): 05/10/2014 on Harcore gore 0
#95 - He didn't even ******* say it god damn it. 05/07/2014 on People love JC 0
#66 - Good, they're little ******* ***** w… 05/03/2014 on I hate these kids +1
#5 - I wonder if someone can reach a higher top speed than if he wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on when I get an A.. 0
User avatar #6 - nywrestler (05/02/2014) [-]
No. Unless he did one of those flips off the side of a tall building.
#8 - I thought it was that the woman **** herself befo… 05/02/2014 on good luck! 0
#83 - I wish you a comfortable and non-penetrative sitting, good sir. 05/02/2014 on longballs +1
#80 - I'll just have you know I respect and love both you and your b…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on longballs +1
#82 - boomerpyro (05/02/2014) [-]
this is the first time anyone has ever told me anything like that, thank you
User avatar #83 - lincolnpenis (05/02/2014) [-]
I wish you a comfortable and non-penetrative sitting, good sir.
#73 - Longballs. Boomerpyro Longballs.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2014 on longballs +4
#78 - boomerpyro (05/02/2014) [-]
why do people post my shit here,i don't mind so many people summoning me but all of them saying i have grandpa-balls is sad, has pain, such torment
User avatar #80 - lincolnpenis (05/02/2014) [-]
I'll just have you know I respect and love both you and your balls, that's all ):
#82 - boomerpyro (05/02/2014) [-]
this is the first time anyone has ever told me anything like that, thank you
User avatar #83 - lincolnpenis (05/02/2014) [-]
I wish you a comfortable and non-penetrative sitting, good sir.
#16 - JESUS CHRIST. WHERE IS HER TORSO!? 04/28/2014 on Time for new eating habits 0
#71 - Picture 04/25/2014 on hhhhnnnnnnggggggggguuuueuee... +1
#19 - It was great, MC was a little too adrenaline pumped meat head …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Anniversary of the Final... 0
#52 - hellraizr (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah but he was a compassionate and intelligent meathead... and funny as shit to boot. Im gonna say Grayson could take Marcus anytime, any place.
Hammer of dawn zeroing in on Grayson? He gon' leash a nigga. Leashin and bootin solve all the problems. Plus that slide power yo.
#18 - It was great, MC was a little too adrenaline pumped meat head … 04/25/2014 on Anniversary of the Final... 0
#16 - Like Bulletstorm because Steve Blum?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Anniversary of the Final... 0
#17 - hellraizr (04/24/2014) [-]
That, and the humor, combat, environments, storyline, soundtrack. I absofrackinlutely love bulletstorm. Sushi dick. lol
User avatar #19 - lincolnpenis (04/25/2014) [-]
It was great, MC was a little too adrenaline pumped meat head for me though, especially as I was playing the newest gears of war at the time as well.
#52 - hellraizr (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah but he was a compassionate and intelligent meathead... and funny as shit to boot. Im gonna say Grayson could take Marcus anytime, any place.
Hammer of dawn zeroing in on Grayson? He gon' leash a nigga. Leashin and bootin solve all the problems. Plus that slide power yo.
User avatar #18 - lincolnpenis (04/25/2014) [-]
It was great, MC was a little too adrenaline pumped meat head for me though, especially as I was playing the newest gears of war at the time as well.
#14 - There is the movie, I'm not sure what time that's set in. I li…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Anniversary of the Final... 0
#36 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [-]
the movie takes place between 2 episodes i forget which two but its before the final fight.
#15 - hellraizr (04/24/2014) [-]
Ya the movie is actually what got me interested in the series (same for Ghost in the Shell) I think the movie must take place somewhere in the middle of the episodes... Faye, Ed and Ein are still around n whatnot. More would be a dream come true. So would a second Bulletstorm
User avatar #16 - lincolnpenis (04/24/2014) [-]
Like Bulletstorm because Steve Blum?
#17 - hellraizr (04/24/2014) [-]
That, and the humor, combat, environments, storyline, soundtrack. I absofrackinlutely love bulletstorm. Sushi dick. lol
User avatar #19 - lincolnpenis (04/25/2014) [-]
It was great, MC was a little too adrenaline pumped meat head for me though, especially as I was playing the newest gears of war at the time as well.
#52 - hellraizr (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah but he was a compassionate and intelligent meathead... and funny as shit to boot. Im gonna say Grayson could take Marcus anytime, any place.
Hammer of dawn zeroing in on Grayson? He gon' leash a nigga. Leashin and bootin solve all the problems. Plus that slide power yo.
User avatar #18 - lincolnpenis (04/25/2014) [-]
It was great, MC was a little too adrenaline pumped meat head for me though, especially as I was playing the newest gears of war at the time as well.
#15 - Same with porn :S 04/24/2014 on Need some advice.. +1
#7 - Just didn't like that Spike died? I thought the showdown was e…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Anniversary of the Final... +4
#13 - hellraizr (04/24/2014) [-]
I steadfastly maintain that he is not in fact dead.... how he is still alive I dont want to think about to much (I fear I might run into some logic barriers)
God I at least wish there was moar. Like how Spike and Jet got together in the first place for one. And where in the funk did Ed and and Ein end up doing?
User avatar #31 - ablenightroad (04/25/2014) [-]
Spike is fine he wasn't as hurt as when he got thrown out the fucking church window and he survived that and it would be pretty epic to see how he met Jet.
#51 - hellraizr (05/08/2014) [-]
waaaaay behind on this... but I havent been on in awhile.
Anyway I totally agree, spikes been bandaged from head to more times than I can count from memory so Id like to think hes just fine somewhere.
#32 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [-]
He kinda got his stomach and probably part of his intestines cut open, that's why he's clutching his stomach at the end. That coupled with the blood loss form being shot...
#14 - lincolnpenis (04/24/2014) [-]
There is the movie, I'm not sure what time that's set in. I like to think he's not dead, too. The creator/writer said something like ''I not too sure if he is dead.'' or something. SO we latch onto hope. I think there'll be more Cowboy Bebop in the future, when anime franchises start re-booting like feature length movies do. We'll have Cowboy Bebop 2: Electric Boogaloo or some shit.
#36 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [-]
the movie takes place between 2 episodes i forget which two but its before the final fight.
#15 - hellraizr (04/24/2014) [-]
Ya the movie is actually what got me interested in the series (same for Ghost in the Shell) I think the movie must take place somewhere in the middle of the episodes... Faye, Ed and Ein are still around n whatnot. More would be a dream come true. So would a second Bulletstorm
User avatar #16 - lincolnpenis (04/24/2014) [-]
Like Bulletstorm because Steve Blum?
#17 - hellraizr (04/24/2014) [-]
That, and the humor, combat, environments, storyline, soundtrack. I absofrackinlutely love bulletstorm. Sushi dick. lol
User avatar #19 - lincolnpenis (04/25/2014) [-]
It was great, MC was a little too adrenaline pumped meat head for me though, especially as I was playing the newest gears of war at the time as well.
#52 - hellraizr (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah but he was a compassionate and intelligent meathead... and funny as shit to boot. Im gonna say Grayson could take Marcus anytime, any place.
Hammer of dawn zeroing in on Grayson? He gon' leash a nigga. Leashin and bootin solve all the problems. Plus that slide power yo.
User avatar #18 - lincolnpenis (04/25/2014) [-]
It was great, MC was a little too adrenaline pumped meat head for me though, especially as I was playing the newest gears of war at the time as well.
#11 - Need more comics like this. I don't know why it's so hilarious. 04/24/2014 on r00d 0
#207 - Has this person not seen a disfigured war veteran? I think he'… 04/22/2014 on Smart, fucking smart 0
#85 - Monster girls. I pledge all funds that any other man would sen… 04/22/2014 on Humanity! Fuck yeah! 0
#216 - Seen them, they're incredible 04/21/2014 on Spoilers +1
#210 - ur a dik  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Spoilers 0
User avatar #224 - meuk (04/21/2014) [-]
anger management
#142 - I've seen every Kevin Smith title, I revere them as the best m… 04/20/2014 on Spoilers +2
#127 - Can anyone give me the name of a seriously, genuinely funny mo…  [+] (39 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Spoilers +10
User avatar #212 - dubstepforme (04/20/2014) [-]
Support your local sheriff or support your local gunfighter is also some good ones, just got done watching them
User avatar #216 - lincolnpenis (04/21/2014) [-]
Seen them, they're incredible
#199 - Spikeydeath (04/20/2014) [-]
Robin Hood Men in tights
#191 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
I thought The Happening was funny.
#189 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Here is a list of good movies worth watching - if you think it's 1st level shit I would like to know and be more than happy to update it:

Quentin Tarantino: Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill (both of 'em), Inglorious basterds (Unfortunately it stands in the shadow of Django and i find it highly underrated).

The Coen Brothers: Raising Arizona, Fargo, a serious man, burn after reading.

Kevin Smith: Clerks, Clerks 2, dogma (personally i think the other films he made are great, but I'm also a huge fan of anything Kevin Smith Does I'm Pathetic

If you dig Quentin, I'd like to recommend Robert Rodriguez's movie "Machete" - you can see Lindsay Lohan's bewbs
User avatar #186 - meuk (04/20/2014) [-]
dude where's my car
User avatar #210 - lincolnpenis (04/20/2014) [-]
ur a dik
User avatar #224 - meuk (04/21/2014) [-]
anger management
#180 - dzimo (04/20/2014) [-]
monty python and holy grail
#178 - nemesisapoc (04/20/2014) [-]
Fairly unknown underrated cult classic, Freaked. Demented and awesome.
User avatar #179 - demented (04/20/2014) [-]
You've summoned me from the depths of FJ
the fuck you want?
You get to ask one question
like a genie
#181 - runelh (04/20/2014) [-]
Why is your asshole full of butt-plugs?
User avatar #182 - demented (04/20/2014) [-]
Because I apparently have to hide them from nemesisapoc
User avatar #177 - iamkagji (04/20/2014) [-]
Austin Powers
#176 - swiftshadow (04/20/2014) [-]
I feel like if your a fan of Evil Dead or Bruce Cambell you should check out My Name Is Bruce.

Someone mentioned Fanboys and I agree
Fired Up I really enjoy
This Is The End

if you want some good tv shows I would suggest checking out Psych or White Collar
User avatar #174 - bodeejus (04/20/2014) [-]
My fave funny movies I def think you should check out:
Cannibal! The Musical
Orgazmo
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Meaning of Life
Life of Brian
South Park:Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Hobo With a Shotgun (reeeeeeeallly disturbing but satirical if you like that)
Anchorman (Dumb but funny)
Shawn of the Dead
Hot Fuzz
At World's End
Also this is a show, but Spaced is really really funny (British version not the crappy American remake)
What about Bob is pretty good one
Hmmmm.. I feel I know so many more but I'm tapped out. As you can see I am a huge fan of Monty Python, Matt Stone and Trey Parker and Simon Pegg so if you like stuff by them you should love these flicks. Hope this helps! Lemme know if ya dig it.
#158 - icespine (04/20/2014) [-]
if you understand or have watched trailer park boys, this movie is really funny.
step brothers,beverly hills ninja, tommy boy
i find it's hard to find good comedy movies because most of them are just garbage or immature humour
User avatar #157 - shamelesslolicon (04/20/2014) [-]
Schindler's list
#151 - fuckoatmeal (04/20/2014) [-]
#149 - thesimonved (04/20/2014) [-]
Due Date, This is the end, Dogma, Fanboys and especially Burn after reading! Pic related
#175 - jaxsii (04/20/2014) [-]
Non broken.
User avatar #161 - WhitePimp (04/20/2014) [-]
Is Due date the movie with Robert Downey Jr and Zack Galifianakis I cant remember
User avatar #164 - thesimonved (04/20/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #165 - WhitePimp (04/20/2014) [-]
that movie by far is my favorite I love the part where that guy makes coffee out of zacks dad
#167 - thesimonved (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah that's pretty awesome, but I prefer the scene where Downey Jr. punches this one kid in the face
User avatar #171 - WhitePimp (04/20/2014) [-]
yea I lost my shit at that part
I like when he get his ass kicked by the guy in the wheelchair
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User avatar #172 - thesimonved (04/20/2014) [-]
Hahahaha, that was awesome or the two and a half men cameo
User avatar #143 - bobafettsav (04/20/2014) [-]
Grandma's Boy, We're the Millers, Anchorman 2
#140 - spiritofvengeance (04/20/2014) [-]
You mentioned, Mallratz, so therefore I must throw in Clerks
User avatar #142 - lincolnpenis (04/20/2014) [-]
I've seen every Kevin Smith title, I revere them as the best movies I've ever seen :3
User avatar #137 - dubstepforme (04/20/2014) [-]
Back to school, or any Rodney Dangerfield for that mater, the man is fucking hilarious. You might check out blazing saddles too.
User avatar #136 - wilfredfanforever (04/20/2014) [-]
The Other Guys was pretty fucking funny.
#170 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Your mom was pretty fucking funny
#135 - flogme (04/20/2014) [-]
the room? well i laughed...
#134 - repostsrepost (04/20/2014) [-]
If you think Get him to the Greek was funny and Anger Management was not, then maybe we should recommend the worlds least funny movies.
#133 - wubwubx (04/20/2014) [-]
Snatch is a great film, black humor kind. Has brad pitt in and and Jason Statham before the transporter days.
User avatar #130 - headlesspoodle (04/20/2014) [-]
the 40 year old virgin is pretty funny
#129 - lordbroldamort (04/20/2014) [-]
21 jump street, dogma is similar to mall rats. clerks is as well.
#25 - I haven't seen it on there, bro. Have a gander, it'll be on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on rodeo 0
#26 - pathasgum (04/20/2014) [-]
they do have wildboys!!!!
#17 - I'm watching Jackass right now. It's all free to see on youtub…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2014 on rodeo +5
User avatar #32 - loops (04/20/2014) [-]
you are a beautiful human
#24 - pathasgum (04/20/2014) [-]
thank you for showing me this! they got all the wildboys too?
User avatar #25 - lincolnpenis (04/20/2014) [-]
I haven't seen it on there, bro. Have a gander, it'll be on that official channel if it's fully posted, I guess.
#26 - pathasgum (04/20/2014) [-]
they do have wildboys!!!!
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User avatar #10 - paradox (08/26/2014) [-]
this seems oddly relevant to your username


Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res)
User avatar #11 to #10 - lincolnpenis ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Nothing odd about it. Thanks for reminding me that this exists. My ******* legacy.
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