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- Apart from the Ink Spots tracks the New Vegas soundtrac…
Radio New Vegas
ALONE IN THE DARK :^)
- **** scruffs. They carry their kids right by the jugular.
Honey Badgers Have Balls
You know that thing where people shoot themselves with low-caliber bullets so they eventually build up an immunity to all bullets?
Since the day they're born, honeybadgers do the same thing with teeth. One day, when that little badger is all grown up, no teeth will be ablte to hurt it.
The jugular carry is one of the many steps on the road to bite immunity.
- her arms. I forgot they can be like that.
- Nothing is stopping women from buying the men's product and vi…
Oh for fuck's sake
the mens ear plugs look slightly bigger. that might be for a reason
But it's fucking stupid. We don't need everything to be gender based and only an idiot would buy the more expensive one when they're obviously the same shit.
there are some exceptions to this
women generally need different products because their hair and skin is softer than men's but that's about it
the blue ones arnt gender based, its neutral or woman, also the pink ones claim to be softer so they arnt the same shit...
do you buy apple or android, or do you pick the cheapest product because "same shit"
just having the same base function doesnt make it identical and thus can explain cost difference
- Eric Pryds added a dance beat and got a load of pro…
Guys, Holy Fuck
- We all know she's a massive bastard. People will still vote fo…
Hillary is racist
- Poor thing fainted at the very touch of it. knowing that feel.
- >Actual monster girls are 2 spoopy God no one knows wha…
Tables Have Turned
They don't want monster girls, they want normal girls with funny ears or wings.
I accidently thumbed you up,but it's aight, you may have it
- Molly in Tumblrland.
I can relate
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