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Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
Last Login:9/01/2014
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Comment Ranking:#2503
Highest Content Rank:#39685
Highest Comment Rank:#1949
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#22 - Reminded me that I still have the ability. 01/28/2014 on thy lord and savior 0
#12 - May I make a cake out of him? 01/26/2014 on I'm just gonna leave this here 0
#7 - Udderly confused.* 01/25/2014 on My god +1
#9 - ****** sake. 01/24/2014 on Mistakes were made +1
#10 - I find that coconut guy absolutely terrifying.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on I'm just gonna leave this here 0
#11 - nikhilsanddimes (01/26/2014) [-]
He's coming
User avatar #12 - lincolnpenis (01/26/2014) [-]
May I make a cake out of him?
#46 - What is ****** name was that thing that dropped a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on The Gift of Life 0
#48 - flopshel (01/23/2014) [-]
the placenta
#47 - kokothekoala (01/23/2014) [-]
I think it was the placenta, or the afterbirth. A human's placenta is like something from a horror movie.
#8 - I still listen to state of the art ;A;  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Oh the Irony... +2
User avatar #9 - xXferaligatrXx (01/19/2014) [-]
making mirrors in general is my sheet
#6 - He has a literal brush gun. 01/18/2014 on lost my account so here +1
#35 - Once upon a time, a guy turned into Korra. The end. 01/18/2014 on (untitled) +8
#7 - Aren't there pheromones or some **** on their fac…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Can't handle the early... +6
#26 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
Yes but people take this far too literally in petty arguments where they try to convince everyone that cats don't have feelings. They mark you as possession because they like you, not because they thin they own your face.
User avatar #25 - Viacom (01/18/2014) [-]
Cats have scent glands in their cheeks, forehead, paw pads, and tail. Starting at the front of the body are the most positive, friendliest pheromones. As you go farther back, the more aggressive they become, culminating in the most aggressive scent, which is urine spraying.
User avatar #24 - jonathankitty (01/18/2014) [-]
Who are we to complain? It's still cute.
User avatar #9 - mutzaki (01/18/2014) [-]
That is indeed what they do to claim something as theirs. Consequently, when doing it to their owners, it's a sign of affection.
#38 - O **** . Best laugh I've had in days. 01/17/2014 on Uwaa! I'm going to be late! 0
#63 - I never even considered them for good reason, fellow. 01/13/2014 on if FJ shuts down 0
#54 - Nooo! I don't wanna resort to reddit. Everyone on there is suc…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on if FJ shuts down 0
User avatar #60 - fuzzyballs (01/13/2014) [-]
go to 9gag, everyone rapes the old meme punchlines over and over in the comments, it's good enough to tip a suicidal person over the edge
User avatar #63 - lincolnpenis (01/13/2014) [-]
I never even considered them for good reason, fellow.
#23 - It appears one of our fellow funnyjunkers is a homosexual bigamist. 01/13/2014 on Magic Bullet 0
#7 - Ant man?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on Get the news out! 0
#9 - roneffinswanson (01/13/2014) [-]
Ant man knows which ants will grow. Ant man.
#157 - Ah, another one entering the wonderful world of ad free intern…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Let's help out our website. 0
#185 - metronomee (01/12/2014) [-]
My life is so much better now.
#127 - I don't think anyone has the resolve or motivational capabilit… 01/12/2014 on Let's help out our website. 0
#123 - Are you trying to get me to click ads? ;A;  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Let's help out our website. 0
User avatar #125 - twofreegerbils (01/12/2014) [-]
If you actually want to support the site, click an ad.

If you want to stage a coup, then coordinate a massive adclick expedition where everyone clicks their ads hundreds of times, all at once.
User avatar #127 - lincolnpenis (01/12/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone has the resolve or motivational capability to pull something like that off. We're a very, very lazy site.
#120 - Maybe if ads weren't so ugly, slow to load, patronizing and … 01/12/2014 on Let's help out our website. 0
#104 - You, through funnyjunk from now on.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Let's help out our website. +4
#155 - metronomee (01/12/2014) [-]
Everything loads so much faster. Where has this thing been all my life?
User avatar #157 - lincolnpenis (01/12/2014) [-]
Ah, another one entering the wonderful world of ad free internet. Try youtube, dawg. It's the frickin' shit. The video you chose and NOTHING else.
#185 - metronomee (01/12/2014) [-]
My life is so much better now.
#341 - Although gaming soundtracks are astounding, it's because they …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Confession Bear +2
#342 - jasohazard (01/11/2014) [-]
#46 - Feeling like an average youth art student with no future, you?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Hey +5
#56 - shinigamizak (01/11/2014) [-]
i know that feel bro, i am too : /

pic not related
User avatar #57 - shinigamizak (01/11/2014) [-]
in my case though, pic is a little related *procrastination-eating*
#5 - new favourite face ;A; 01/11/2014 on Sad Sylveon 0
#4 - Picture 01/05/2014 on thomas the whore +1
#13 - my cat's fw. 01/03/2014 on W T F +4
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User avatar #10 - paradox (08/26/2014) [-]
this seems oddly relevant to your username


Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res)
User avatar #11 to #10 - lincolnpenis (08/27/2014) [-]
Nothing odd about it. Thanks for reminding me that this exists. My ******* legacy.
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