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#303 - **limegreentomatoes rolls 870,245,077** 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#9300887 - Prolly not, but he does do that professional bike riding like … 07/18/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9300863 - Just found out my brother's been ******** blood f…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9300870 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
torn rectum most likely
User avatar #9300869 - maybetraffy (07/18/2014) [-]
his rectum is fucked up... someone fucked him?
User avatar #9300887 - limegreentomatoes (07/18/2014) [-]
Prolly not, but he does do that professional bike riding like every day if that can be the cause
#9295364 - I went there and checked some slideshow about birthmarks... qu… 07/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9295245 - I've never been to webmd but I looked through like 5 other si…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9295333 - medewu (07/17/2014) [-]
That's all WebMD is. Cancer
User avatar #9295364 - limegreentomatoes (07/17/2014) [-]
I went there and checked some slideshow about birthmarks... quite a few of them apparently can be cancer.
I don't think I'll ever check there.
#9295179 - I've read it too... repeatedly. 07/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9295132 - Meh, maybe after a few more ***** just to see if … 07/17/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9295126 - Probably just some **** about my diet though, my … 07/17/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9295121 - So I just took a dump and it was kinda grey-ish, so just for t…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9295197 - medewu (07/17/2014) [-]
Something doesn't feel right.

WebMD here. It's cancer!
No it's no.. yeah breh Cancer!
User avatar #9295245 - limegreentomatoes (07/17/2014) [-]
I've never been to webmd but I looked through like 5 other sites though
User avatar #9295333 - medewu (07/17/2014) [-]
That's all WebMD is. Cancer
User avatar #9295364 - limegreentomatoes (07/17/2014) [-]
I went there and checked some slideshow about birthmarks... quite a few of them apparently can be cancer.
I don't think I'll ever check there.
User avatar #9295141 - dirtyvibrations (07/17/2014) [-]
I've seen that comic.
Nice.
#9295179 - limegreentomatoes (07/17/2014) [-]
I've read it too... repeatedly.
User avatar #9295127 - harpoonafrittata (07/17/2014) [-]
call the police just in case.
User avatar #9295132 - limegreentomatoes (07/17/2014) [-]
Meh, maybe after a few more shits just to see if it stays grey
User avatar #9295126 - limegreentomatoes (07/17/2014) [-]
Probably just some shit about my diet though, my diet is horrible.
#9287475 - He's always touching me 07/16/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9287468 - Oh I see, next time I'll know how to do it 07/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9287445 - Listening to music about Jesus and such after fapping... A…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9287458 - lordmandy (07/16/2014) [-]
the music is midfap not after it
#9287468 - limegreentomatoes (07/16/2014) [-]
Oh I see, next time I'll know how to do it
User avatar #9287453 - jonglio (07/16/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #9287452 - kidmorbid (07/16/2014) [-]
you should've let the lord touch you first before you finish off
#9287475 - limegreentomatoes (07/16/2014) [-]
He's always touching me
User avatar #9287448 - dlman (07/16/2014) [-]
i know that feel
User avatar #9287447 - Sunset (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah
#9285722 - You could still just get one and keep it on the fireplace as a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #9285727 - holyfool (07/16/2014) [-]
That's true
#9285660 - That feel when you haven't fapped for a week and just when you… 07/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9179078 - Again, why would they hate you for that? I could see why t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9179081 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
my family is a bunch of assholes, but when they realized that I was actually freaking the fuck out that I was failing and I was going to get kicked out of school, they calmed down
#9179062 - Why did people hate you for that?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9179072 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I guess they feel I didn't try hard enough
User avatar #9179078 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Again, why would they hate you for that?
I could see why they would be sad for you or something, but I don't get why someone would hate you for flunking out of college
User avatar #9179081 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
my family is a bunch of assholes, but when they realized that I was actually freaking the fuck out that I was failing and I was going to get kicked out of school, they calmed down
#9179045 - Neither have I, this year I failed one course and was close to…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2014 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #9179054 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I failed out of college, which sucked, cause people hated me for that :/
User avatar #9179062 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Why did people hate you for that?
#9179072 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I guess they feel I didn't try hard enough
User avatar #9179078 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Again, why would they hate you for that?
I could see why they would be sad for you or something, but I don't get why someone would hate you for flunking out of college
User avatar #9179081 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
my family is a bunch of assholes, but when they realized that I was actually freaking the fuck out that I was failing and I was going to get kicked out of school, they calmed down
#9179039 - well that's just since the last time I re-installed it, the to…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2014 on sfw random board +2
#9179042 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't think I've even put that much work into school, and I went for 13 years
#9179045 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Neither have I, this year I failed one course and was close to failing 4 others
User avatar #9179054 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I failed out of college, which sucked, cause people hated me for that :/
User avatar #9179062 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Why did people hate you for that?
#9179072 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I guess they feel I didn't try hard enough
User avatar #9179078 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Again, why would they hate you for that?
I could see why they would be sad for you or something, but I don't get why someone would hate you for flunking out of college
User avatar #9179081 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
my family is a bunch of assholes, but when they realized that I was actually freaking the fuck out that I was failing and I was going to get kicked out of school, they calmed down
#9179026 - After 2000+ hours of dota2, my R.A.T. 3 finally broke. No …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2014 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #9179031 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
jesus christ, 2000 hours?
#9179039 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
well that's just since the last time I re-installed it, the total is closer to 4000
#9179042 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't think I've even put that much work into school, and I went for 13 years
#9179045 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Neither have I, this year I failed one course and was close to failing 4 others
User avatar #9179054 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I failed out of college, which sucked, cause people hated me for that :/
User avatar #9179062 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Why did people hate you for that?
#9179072 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
I guess they feel I didn't try hard enough
User avatar #9179078 - limegreentomatoes (07/02/2014) [-]
Again, why would they hate you for that?
I could see why they would be sad for you or something, but I don't get why someone would hate you for flunking out of college
User avatar #9179081 - thisiskevinhanian (07/02/2014) [-]
my family is a bunch of assholes, but when they realized that I was actually freaking the fuck out that I was failing and I was going to get kicked out of school, they calmed down
#12 - I'm... I'm evil? 07/01/2014 on (untitled) +8
#9920 - **limegreentomatoes rolled user Darianvincent ** 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#9112537 - Skittles. Tastes good. 06/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9112518 - Holy **** I just tasted Skittles for the first ti…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9112573 - mckinkymcormic (06/23/2014) [-]
once you've had a taste of the dick rainbow, you'll never want to go back.
User avatar #9112519 - tarekmig (06/23/2014) [-]
lolwat
#9112537 - limegreentomatoes (06/23/2014) [-]
Skittles.
Tastes good.
#38 - If that's a golden orb-weaver, I wanna do that too. The most t… 06/12/2014 on free nightmare! 0
#8 - That dog seems very excited about getting to tackle people 06/12/2014 on Airbud Joins The Special... 0
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#412 - hentaiacc (06/10/2014) [-]
Hello senpie.
*Tips Conical hat*
User avatar #410 - bogbean (05/25/2014) [-]
deactivate dong
#405 - icasante **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
ReL-Mayer/Kōri no Satan here, new acc

Got a small problem with the internet; it's pretty slow and ****** (although that's implying that it wasn't ****** before lel) so although I won't get amazing connection, you can feel free to join me on BL2 whenever I'm playing it. I'm doing the second runthrough fyi (True Vault Hunter Mode I think?) and also branching between Torgue, Tiny Tina and Hammerlock's DLCs.
#406 to #405 - limegreentomatoes (09/08/2013) [-]
Hi
Yeah I could guess that

I don't have any dlc
#407 to #406 - icasante **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
Good point, seeing my Steam name has been IcasAnte over the past few temporal weeks~
Ah okay, either way if you're ever on Borderlands 2 (ever ever ever ever ever) you can always join meh; once I get to uni next week I should have at least a half-decent connection (if not then I'll an hero)

But the True Hunter thingy - I don't think that requires the DLC, just that you won't be able to level up as much or any higher than the limit inb4 limit mentioned.

But yees. Feel free to join whenever I'm playing BL2, I love a bit of company on that ^^.
User avatar #408 to #407 - limegreentomatoes (09/08/2013) [-]
Yeah for true vault hunter mode you just have to beat the game with a character once.
#403 - blobbanned (09/02/2013) [-]
Lime green tomatoes?
Ohoho, we're going to have an issue here.
User avatar #404 to #403 - limegreentomatoes (09/02/2013) [-]
I sure hope not
#387 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
do u hav skyep
#388 to #387 - limegreentomatoes (08/30/2013) [-]
[small]I don't like giving my skype to people[small]
#389 to #388 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
ok fair enough
#390 to #389 - limegreentomatoes (08/30/2013) [-]
tank you for not being all angry about it
#391 to #390 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
GIV ME UR SKYEP NOW
GIV ME UR SKYEP NOW
#392 to #391 - limegreentomatoes (08/30/2013) [-]
No ples i don wana
User avatar #393 to #392 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
Funny Cats - Compilation by the way if you don't want to see the doge en-E-more
you can watch this cute cat video
#394 to #393 - limegreentomatoes (08/30/2013) [-]
But... I liked the dog
#395 to #394 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
s-senpai
s-senpai
#396 to #395 - limegreentomatoes (08/30/2013) [-]
Am I really who you think I am?
User avatar #397 to #396 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
if who I am thinking of is a kind person, yes
#398 to #397 - limegreentomatoes (08/30/2013) [-]
Well I don't know if I'm a kind person. I have to think about that when I slowly sip my tea while looking like I'm a smart person trying to figure out how the universe works.   
And I gotta make the tea too.
Well I don't know if I'm a kind person. I have to think about that when I slowly sip my tea while looking like I'm a smart person trying to figure out how the universe works.
And I gotta make the tea too.
#399 to #398 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
but making the tea is worth it because tea is goddamn amazing
#400 to #399 - limegreentomatoes (08/30/2013) [-]
I am make doing tea, if you'd let me get up
#401 to #400 - bogbean (08/30/2013) [-]
well I gotta go anyway, my pizza is ready
buh bye

and take this shiba
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