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Date Signed Up:12/14/2009
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#1836 - lilraylikdam (07/23/2014) [-]
Count.
After a week or so, she stopped talking to that girl. I took her back with open arms but things were never the same after that. We had a couple more incidents with trust and eventually I lost feelings for her almost completely. We broke up for good this time but she still wanted to be prominent in my life. My mistake was ever keeping in contact with her after the incident. She ended up switching schools and moving altogether to live with her sister. The last time I saw her, she came over and we had emotional sex. After that, I didnt hear much more from her at all (I lost her number). Now fast forward 5 months. I check my facebook and one of our mutual friends tells me that she's pregnant and I'm like wow, she moved on pretty quick. But he tells me that she says IM the father and my whole body instantly becomes weak. Its hard to explain the feeling. I tell him to please have her contact me and she did, from a private number. Now all of a sudden, she hates me. Tells me she doesn't want me in the kids life and she's going to make sure he grows up to hate me. There's nothing I can do about it. I tried to make amends with her through email, hoping she'd let me see the child at least, but she stopped reading them. Theres nothing i can do about it. I dont have her number,I'm blocked from everything, and i dont know where she lives. Im 17 with a child out there somewhere with a bitch who ruined my life and it eats at me everyday.

Thank you big brother admin, for making this post and giving me the proper opportunity to vent about my life. And thank you to anyone who actually read the whole thing.

tl;dr: Just leave after the first time they cheat, man. Don't look back, don't back track. You're worth more than anything less than what you've given.
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#28 - ohh nooooo..  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Majutsu's profile 0
User avatar #29 - Majutsu (10/20/2013) [-]
and I'm fapping! well I just finished
#26 - fuccing money,, getting bitches. hows your life been.?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Majutsu's profile 0
User avatar #27 - Majutsu (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm in my underwear and homecoming is in 2 hours
#28 - lilraylikdam (10/20/2013) [-]
ohh nooooo..
User avatar #29 - Majutsu (10/20/2013) [-]
and I'm fapping! well I just finished
#24 - ewwww look who showed up guys >  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Majutsu's profile 0
User avatar #25 - Majutsu (10/20/2013) [-]
wat are you doin
#26 - lilraylikdam (10/20/2013) [-]
fuccing money,, getting bitches. hows your life been.?
User avatar #27 - Majutsu (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm in my underwear and homecoming is in 2 hours
#28 - lilraylikdam (10/20/2013) [-]
ohh nooooo..
User avatar #29 - Majutsu (10/20/2013) [-]
and I'm fapping! well I just finished
#30 - shhhhhhhh...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on lilraylikdam's profile 0
User avatar #31 - Majutsu (10/20/2013) [-]
but I should tell on the boys and girls in the world
#14 - Godzilla? 11/23/2012 on which horror movie is this... +1
#6 - When is someone going to change the text in the last panel to …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on This is highly motivating +8
#8 - mainstreamed (11/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #29 - Majutsu (10/19/2013) [-]
omg you're alive!
#30 to #29 - lilraylikdam (10/20/2013) [-]
shhhhhhhh...
User avatar #31 to #30 - Majutsu (10/20/2013) [-]
but I should tell on the boys and girls in the world
#28 - flesheater ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
HAVE A DANCE WITH ME OR YOUR OFF TO THE GAS CHAMBER www.funnyjunk.com/channel/lulzpitbullz/so+dj+DJ+4DM1N+lets+dance/RwzoGEj/
User avatar #27 - Majutsu (08/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #24 - Majutsu (07/25/2011) [-]
**Majutsu rolls 983,799,185** omg i got dedz by a comic maker go see it it's on frontpage right now
#25 to #24 - lilraylikdam (07/25/2011) [-]
whats it called.?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Majutsu (07/25/2011) [-]
"Hop to it, Death" me and some others got dedz in the description
maybe a link will work http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2397521/Hop+to+it+Death/
#21 - Majutsu (07/21/2011) [-]
**Majutsu rolls 70** check out my dubs   
pic unrelated
**Majutsu rolls 70** check out my dubs
pic unrelated
#22 to #21 - Majutsu (07/21/2011) [-]
**Majutsu rolls 52** can I haz reply
**Majutsu rolls 52** can I haz reply
#23 to #22 - lilraylikdam (07/21/2011) [-]
**lilraylikdam rolls 61** nahh, but u can haz these dubs...
#20 - Majutsu (07/17/2011) [-]
you should get a 3DS i already made 4 friends from FJ
you should get a 3DS i already made 4 friends from FJ
#16 - mr skeltal (05/15/2011) [-]
ray you need to help me does my account say im online
if it does its not really me
i think i have been hacked
any ideas
#17 to #16 - lilraylikdam (05/15/2011) [-]
it doesnt say your online. just try to sign in again.
#18 to #17 - mr skeltal (05/15/2011) [-]
dude i dont know what is going i try to login but it doesnt work for me
im majutsu by the way
#19 to #18 - lilraylikdam (05/15/2011) [-]
well keep trying. make sure you're putting in the right username and password, and that CAPS LOCK is not on unless its suppose to be. if that doesnt work, try to get in contact with big brother and tell him what happened. find the message board and complain if you have to...
#4 - flesheater ONLINE (12/14/2010) [-]
what does your name mean im bored?
what does your name mean im bored?
#7 to #4 - lilraylikdam (04/22/2011) [-]
what about yours.? do uu eat flesh.?
User avatar #8 to #7 - flesheater ONLINE (04/22/2011) [-]
i once bit off someones nose does that count
#9 to #8 - lilraylikdam (04/22/2011) [-]
only if uu swallowed it... did uu.?
User avatar #10 to #9 - flesheater ONLINE (04/22/2011) [-]
no he was a friend i gave him it back he just avoids me now lol
#11 to #10 - lilraylikdam (04/22/2011) [-]
lol well that was nice of uu... ii gess o.O
User avatar #12 to #11 - flesheater ONLINE (04/22/2011) [-]
if he wasn't i would of swallowed his nose 4 sure
#13 to #12 - lilraylikdam (04/22/2011) [-]
that would have been an awkward story to tell when he got home...
User avatar #14 to #13 - flesheater ONLINE (04/22/2011) [-]
4 sure anyhow u have a good day
#15 to #14 - lilraylikdam (04/22/2011) [-]
uu do the same
#6 to #4 - lilraylikdam (04/22/2011) [-]
lolz ii really dont know : P... my nick name is "lil ray" and the "lik dam" part is just random...
User avatar #3 - flesheater ONLINE (10/02/2010) [-]
what would u like to see today be creatve lulz
User avatar #1 - GrandPubah (05/23/2010) [-]
Why do you want to friend me?
#2 to #1 - lilraylikdam (06/30/2010) [-]
i like some of your mature content but im too lazy go looking for it
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