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#6 - Picture 06/02/2016 on Great idea! 0
#6 - Because she knew it was a joke.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2016 on this kills the man +152
#7 - anon (06/02/2016) [-]
The question is, who would agree to have a giant thermometer shoved up their ass?
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#42 - europe (06/02/2016) [-]
Depends on the money
#13 - anon (06/02/2016) [-]
...me...
#22 - notmadguy (06/02/2016) [-]
I want her to jack me off with that glove on
#7 - Nah, iv seen these things take 2-3x that explosion and the cre… 05/31/2016 on 3 points +1
#1 - That look like it barely even scratched the MRAP  [+] (21 new replies) 05/31/2016 on 3 points +82
#5 - logasmical (05/31/2016) [-]
nothing can scratch glorious American-made MRAP
#8 - ramramram (05/31/2016) [-]
Just use more gun.
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#20 - purelust (05/31/2016) [-]
That'd probably do it...
#12 - datben has deleted their comment.
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#10 - hurpfry (05/31/2016) [-]
Just wondering two things
1: What's the name of that
2: Did they ever fire it?
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#22 - alecmason (05/31/2016) [-]
1. Two guns were produced, Schwerer Gustav and Dora
2. The Gustav was used during the Siege of Sevastopol, and Dora was, breifly, used at Stalingrad before being pulled back.

Gustav was destroyed to prevent its capture, Dora's official fate is unknown, but presumed to have the same fate as her sister gun.
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#18 - geothermal (05/31/2016) [-]
so im sure by now you have seen the other replies

so we have a giant railway gun, firing 80cm shells, decimating entire towns in a few shots, right?

now imagine it on land.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1500_Monster

now imagine 20 of them rolling over the russian countryside
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#19 - hurpfry (05/31/2016) [-]
holy shit
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#14 - datben (05/31/2016) [-]
I forget the name of it just Google giant german rail gun. and yes they fired it I believe they shelled Paris with it
#24 - spur (06/01/2016) [-]
you thinking of the Paris gun, ww1 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Gun
that gun was fucking terrifying it could fire 81 miles(130 Km), and hit Paris from the front, before that point the allies thought Paris was completely safe.
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#25 - datben (06/01/2016) [-]
ah thanks dude. must of gotten my wars mixed up been watching the great war series on YouTube getting ready for bf1 it's a pretty good channel to learn about ww1
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#13 - thesavagebreast (05/31/2016) [-]
From what i found it is called the Schwerer Gustav.
Here's the Wiki en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav
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#11 - Imbtrtenu (05/31/2016) [-]
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#4 - waffies (05/31/2016) [-]
Well, armor damage it might not have done much. Might just be momentum carrying it through the smoke, but it's any internal damage to the soldiers organs that worries me. Either way, really sinks in how on your toes you have to be out there
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#15 - hellschwarz (05/31/2016) [-]
We've had worse and the ppl stil live, so I guess they might have a little *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* in their ears. Thats all.
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#16 - waffies (05/31/2016) [-]
That's kinda what im getting at. Not sure if this would rattle their brains enough to concuss
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#17 - hellschwarz (05/31/2016) [-]
No... at least my helmet is strong enough to protect me from Bullets, I don't know how strong theirs is. Not my country, not the same equipment.
#26 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
Thoes look like early mraps ( so possiblitly of american)
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#7 - lilnuggetbob (05/31/2016) [-]
Nah, iv seen these things take 2-3x that explosion and the crew is normally fine.
If it was enough to send it like 10-20ft in the air, THAN i would be worried for the crew.
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#3 - touchmybutt (05/31/2016) [-]
What's morbid is what happened to that guy after scraping the paint job
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#6 - reican (05/31/2016) [-]
he became the new paint job
#340 - >There are no pigs in bullets or TNT though. Correct, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2016 on Teddy boy +2
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#342 - logainablar (05/29/2016) [-]
Dude. It's bait
#341 - deutschblut (05/29/2016) [-]
Products made from pigs is not the same a pigs though.

And I am not sure these things are even made from pigs.

For example, glycerine. Do they even make that from pigs any more? I mean, it can be made artificially, and from plants. I thought they mostly stopped making it from pig products decades ago.

And are bullets made from glycerine?

I thought it was brass.

Also, I thought the rule was "do not eat pig's meat".

Possibly not washing one's hands is a bit of a stretch.

Additionally, Muslims can interact with pig's meat, when necessary. Even eat it.

Just seems like a really poorly thought out joke...
#11 - Slightly better. 05/29/2016 on JUNGLE FEVER +8
#6 - Only 50k shermans were made because we weren't fighting a donm…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /K/ommando's girlfriend is... -1
#13 - greyblade (05/28/2016) [-]
half the people who made T-34s went on to drive them, so they tended to be able to fix them when needed (assuming they could get the parts)

in terms of ease and quantity of manufacture, it goes T-34 > Sherman > Panzers (any kind)

the russians won on quantity, while the germans were way ahead on quality (probably because they picked a gun and built a tank around it, which worked rather well)
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#12 - videogamehippey (05/28/2016) [-]
The only reason crews weren't able to repair their tanks when they broke down was because of poor training. In the beginning of the war the entire Soviet military was really unorganized, and training was poor, Stalin cared more about quantity than quality.
#2 - Its not the most combat effective. But considering co…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2016 on /K/ommando's girlfriend is... +1
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#4 - videogamehippey (05/28/2016) [-]
While it was easy to produce, the T-34 was the most produced tank of the war, and was more combat effective, while there were 50k Shermans produced, there were 84k T-34's produced.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_Sherman
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-34
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#6 - lilnuggetbob (05/28/2016) [-]
Only 50k shermans were made because we weren't fighting a donmestic war, it was overseas, and thusly, the demand was lower.

Technically speaking, the T-34 IS more cost effective, if you don't care about crews, or being able to repair the tank.
The sherman was more combat effective against infantry and light armor That was its original intent. Hence the turreted tank destroyers, like the M10 and M18 , however the T-34 was slightly more combat effective against other tanks.
#13 - greyblade (05/28/2016) [-]
half the people who made T-34s went on to drive them, so they tended to be able to fix them when needed (assuming they could get the parts)

in terms of ease and quantity of manufacture, it goes T-34 > Sherman > Panzers (any kind)

the russians won on quantity, while the germans were way ahead on quality (probably because they picked a gun and built a tank around it, which worked rather well)
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#12 - videogamehippey (05/28/2016) [-]
The only reason crews weren't able to repair their tanks when they broke down was because of poor training. In the beginning of the war the entire Soviet military was really unorganized, and training was poor, Stalin cared more about quantity than quality.
#86 - the popups only come up if you got win 8.1 05/27/2016 on windows 0
#85 - Mine installed overnight without my consent. It literally …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2016 on windows +1
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#96 - setsan (05/27/2016) [-]
Microsoft is now forcedly updating peoples computers. You no longer have a choice to say no.