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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: mathew.standen.3
Youtube Channel: Dan101FYM
Consoles Owned: Ps3
PSN: x___mittens___x
Date Signed Up:12/30/2012
Location:New Zealand
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#18 - Picture 01/03/2014 on I beat Asian solitaire +6
#206 - on the nokia lumia 520 you cannot vote on comments (… 12/29/2013 on Easy things to improve FJ... 0
#12 - Perfect loop  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on The ride never ends +2
User avatar #24 - alphavsomega (12/22/2013) [-]
guy in the top right corner skips down a little
#16 - symmiie (12/22/2013) [-]
#11 - Related  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on The ride never ends +2
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#1 - perfect 12/16/2013 on Duct tape 0
#2 - saurce?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Conveniently Inconvenient Boat 0
User avatar #4 - timelordeternal (11/26/2013) [-]
Grown Ups 2
#3 - almaster (11/26/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (30 new replies) 11/26/2013 on The Trust +235
User avatar #81 - shakanaquanda (11/26/2013) [-]
is he game over?
User avatar #67 - cptmctavish (11/26/2013) [-]
sauce
User avatar #70 - newdevyx (11/26/2013) [-]
Russian talent.
User avatar #4 - failmastergerg (11/26/2013) [-]
sweet satan is that real?
User avatar #55 - leifosaurus (11/26/2013) [-]
It's indeed fake. Its a pr stunt for a soda drink or something. I read an article a while back while watching the video. The dude couldn't get the apple to stay on his head so he grabbed a can from the judges table with some kind of new drink with label too camera jada jada productplacement jada jada.
User avatar #10 - luddethebunny (11/26/2013) [-]
Its a fake. ´bcus they took the time to one: film the judges expressions, two there is no medical help at the scene (which there probably would be, if this stunt was to take place). and thirdly i think its fake because Russia dont have talent.
#57 - hurrdurka (11/26/2013) [-]
Krokidil is our talent...
User avatar #49 - anonymoose (11/26/2013) [-]
Plus, if this was real, why would a camera crew pan across the judges for a reaction shot?
User avatar #25 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/26/2013) [-]
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Russia sure has some talent.
this shit isn't NSFW.
User avatar #141 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/28/2013) [-]
flagged.
Are you fucking kidding me. It wasn't even showing nudity or whatever.
#54 - ptolomeus (11/26/2013) [-]
Those talents...
User avatar #42 - bruinslover (11/26/2013) [-]
who might this be?
User avatar #45 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/26/2013) [-]
Don't know. Go to the NSFW section for the source or use Google reverse image search.
User avatar #122 - iambetterthanmypan (11/27/2013) [-]
What was the picture? I need to know
User avatar #23 - holybronybatman (11/26/2013) [-]
If you watched the video, medical attention was immediately there.
User avatar #20 - skeptical (11/26/2013) [-]
Russia have talent make music make hunt make drink
User avatar #14 - baaltomekk (11/26/2013) [-]
Lastly, an arrow wouldn't penetrate a head this cleanly
#46 - superderek (11/26/2013) [-]
An arrow has more penetrating power than a gun. I shoot bows so i would know.
#85 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
erm... no.. everything you just said was wrong, and i have no idea what the fuck you were smoking when you made this statement. a bullet from a low caliber firearm maybe, but there's a reason we dont use bows or armor anymore in today's world aside from hobbyists and larpers of course. here's a hint.. the earliest fire arms could easily penetrate the armor that bows simply couldnt and i'm not so sure they've gotten weaker over the centuries.
#106 - frodr (11/26/2013) [-]
He said it has more PENETRATING power, which is probably true due to momentum.

He never said it was more effective to kill with.
User avatar #26 - themalherbes (11/26/2013) [-]
that depends on the arrow and the bow
User avatar #19 - killthebilly (11/26/2013) [-]
that kinda depends where the hell it's hitting. If it goes right in the eye, it'll penetrate pretty easily.
User avatar #98 - baaltomekk (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah but it hit the forehead
User avatar #136 - killthebilly (11/27/2013) [-]
yea okay. Prolly wouldn't go through then. Or it really depends on the head of the arrow. He was standing pretty close, so with a proper bow there'd be enough force to smash through the skull, if only the tip of the arrow is shaped right.
User avatar #137 - baaltomekk (11/27/2013) [-]
I never said it wouldn't penetrate. I was pointing out that it would be messy as hell.
User avatar #138 - killthebilly (11/27/2013) [-]
ah, didn't see that. But true.
User avatar #5 - waffies (11/26/2013) [-]
yup
User avatar #6 - sirbutterballs (11/26/2013) [-]
sauce
#9 - mastercolossus (11/26/2013) [-]
russia has talent.
User avatar #8 - waffies (11/26/2013) [-]
Snopes says it's fake, clean edited as it is now, but i remember someone else digging up a report that ambulances were called to the scene, and the episode of whatever this is was never aired

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n57aAhVuSmM
#7 - saurcse?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Black people +2
User avatar #8 - tavafanduvill (11/21/2013) [-]
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#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on LUKE IS THE ONE WHO PRANKS +22
#93 - countbleck (11/04/2013) [-]
this is making me really unconscious and upset right now
#23 - related.  [+] (10 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Real Archer Training +12
User avatar #112 - cyphertwentyone (10/26/2013) [-]
All morbidness aside, that was a pretty good shot.
User avatar #96 - Cejw (10/26/2013) [-]
is this real? is he kill?
#91 - toaki (10/26/2013) [-]
I used to be an entertainer, but then I took an arrow to the head!
User avatar #105 - kassdesu (10/26/2013) [-]
Good job. You clicked the link and read the top comment.
#25 - whobobwhatpants (10/26/2013) [-]
SAUCE!
User avatar #68 - atzekatze (10/26/2013) [-]
Is kill?
#30 - whobobwhatpants (10/26/2013) [-]
my god! they were crap to begin with!! oh dear! thanks for the link though!
User avatar #32 - threadcreator (10/26/2013) [-]
yep
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User avatar #43 - badrey (10/16/2013) [-]
The version who says "GOD DAMN IT!!" is funnier.
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User avatar #240 - fyaq (10/08/2013) [-]
watch the video
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User avatar #44 - TheHutchie (10/08/2013) [-]
What have you done?!
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#6 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
ur a fgt
#5 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
I am obviously an anonymous person saying hello. I am Not Lil Matty feeling lonely and wanting someone to comment on my profile...
User avatar #3 - alexfost (08/14/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - lilmatty (08/15/2013) [-]
Why hello there
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