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lillelise

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Date Signed Up:12/27/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
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Content Ranking:#12859
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Highest Content Rank:#2019
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Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Times Content Favorited:348 times
Total Comments Made:678
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latest user's comments

#13 - It deserves frontpage really 01/15/2015 on Welcome to Rapture +14
#430 - I want the "etc." to my avatar plox 01/14/2015 on Sparkles for you +1
#165 - I stumped my littletoe today.. Can i have a color other than w… 01/09/2015 on your daily admin 0
#11 - Oh dear that memory made me chuckle 01/08/2015 on Explosion +5
#11 - Anyone know all the background music? 01/03/2015 on Sponsored by Adidas 0
#62 - Thanks old guy 01/02/2015 on Masturbating +2
#60 - What film is this from?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Masturbating +2
#103 - buffygifs (01/03/2015) [-]
Darude - Sandstorm
#113 - Common Pepe (01/04/2015) [-]
pls no
#61 - lmOldGreg (01/02/2015) [-]
The Departed
User avatar #62 - lillelise (01/02/2015) [-]
Thanks old guy
#3 - He is so moistened up 01/01/2015 on I'll going to piss +3
#3 - Not to mention all those whos only there for the selfie game a… 12/30/2014 on Sadly +71
#6 - I second this 12/25/2014 on Meyy Lamo 0
#77 - Need*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Ventablack master race +6
#131 - baconfacethethird (12/25/2014) [-]
i need a morphsuit of it
#171 - Sigh, don't have a rogue.. will go back to my firewings now 12/16/2014 on No one is better than me. 0
#168 - Let me repeat that while actually logged in.. Those w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on No one is better than me. 0
User avatar #170 - sinery (12/16/2014) [-]
Legendary daggers yo.
User avatar #171 - lillelise (12/16/2014) [-]
Sigh, don't have a rogue..
will go back to my firewings now
#14 - I second this 12/15/2014 on So I watched that mememe thing +1
#77 - **** it's that time already? Gotta either go super … 12/15/2014 on Two weeks from now 0
#91 - You know, you be famous if you showed us your glory your face 12/07/2014 on what admin does all day 0
#2646 - Do me! Easy mode i know 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#3 - Eat? You mean "impregnate" Or whatever it'…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2014 on When Aliens Come +1
#26 - Common Pepe (12/04/2014) [-]
That's my fetish.jpg
User avatar #17 - crazyeyedbioll (12/04/2014) [-]
that movie wasnt very good but god damn did that part make me cringe
User avatar #13 - arikel (12/04/2014) [-]
sexy
User avatar #10 - xalidan (12/04/2014) [-]
I have seen a lot of movies, and Alien Vs. Predator Requiem is hands down the worst movie I have ever seen in my life.
User avatar #9 - blackmorecrest (12/04/2014) [-]
no "impregnate" sounds good, they do Gestate in our stomach acid like a fetus in a womb.
#5 - I hope there will be a romance option with that rebel girl  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Ukraine comp part 21 +11
User avatar #6 - pirdulitis (12/03/2014) [-]
There must be otherwise its not GOTY material
#178 - I feel like a fine ol' chap already! 12/03/2014 on try it -2
#3 - Tatas at 4:53 for those just seeking eyecandy 12/03/2014 on 2014 news at it's finest. +1
#5 - So she pepsi if he goes 4 more times? Or do you just go to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Whoops 0
#9 - tacoperson (12/03/2014) [-]
if he goes 4 more times he earns the right to wear a shirt that says "cunt destroyer".
#7 - "Care to find out" would go far 12/03/2014 on Akin to a Gentleman -1
#21 - Ah okay! Thanks for answering! But why would women want to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on She Be Like .. 0
User avatar #24 - vivjames (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm betting for the same reason. Some girls just can't get sexually active. or fertile at least. (you need to be at least a bit warm down there so you would get preggo)
#9 - What happens to a girl if she does? I'm not a very c…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/27/2014 on She Be Like .. 0
#18 - vivjames (11/27/2014) [-]
I actually tried it once. It felt like there is an itch that doesn't go away an itch for cock it gets hot and more sensitive, especially in the clit area. its not comfortable. but it gets you more active. Its the same for men I believe. but girls are better off without unless they're into really kinky stuff.

And honestly I think boys are better off without it too. I find it much more fun to have huggy cuddly sex and slowly becoming more active with time than having a horny chimpanzee who just wants to get off and do a quickie. So its kind of counter productive eh?
User avatar #30 - rollmeanddie (11/27/2014) [-]
But what if the guy has nerve damage or is really nervous or lacks self confidence or any one of myriad minor but common issues that make boners difficult to get and maintain?
User avatar #33 - vivjames (11/27/2014) [-]
That's a dysfunction and should be treated. I'm talking about normal people.
User avatar #35 - rollmeanddie (11/27/2014) [-]
Harsh bruh
#37 - vivjames (11/27/2014) [-]
How's it harsh? you should take viagra if you have a dysfunction and visit a doctor mate.
It can be treated.
User avatar #39 - rollmeanddie (11/27/2014) [-]
Actually, being nervous is something that happens to, y'know, everyone.

And as for the nerve damage, I went to doctors about it. They've done what they can, but there's only so much work you can do for a nervous system that was never right in the first place. And the first therapist I went to for psychological side just made things worse.

So, yeah, harsh bruh.
User avatar #57 - isenseven (11/27/2014) [-]
All is fixed is you stop looking at porn and stop masturbating, seriously.
User avatar #59 - rollmeanddie (11/27/2014) [-]
I wish I could masturbate
User avatar #60 - isenseven (11/27/2014) [-]
You just broke my heart. Seriously, you can't masturbate?
User avatar #61 - rollmeanddie (11/27/2014) [-]
I can wrap both hands around the bitch and yank all day but I still won't feel much more than like a fifth of it.
#40 - vivjames (11/27/2014) [-]
Sorry mate. I think know that.
User avatar #44 - rollmeanddie (11/27/2014) [-]
Nah, it's cool I was just giving you shit. The lack of enjoyment of intimate contact is just fine in exchange for the lack of pain.
User avatar #22 - sjokolett (11/27/2014) [-]
i can't say i know how viagra works... i have'nt tried it
User avatar #21 - lillelise (11/27/2014) [-]
Ah okay! Thanks for answering!
But why would women want to use it?
Men only use it afterall if they can't get it up
User avatar #24 - vivjames (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm betting for the same reason. Some girls just can't get sexually active. or fertile at least. (you need to be at least a bit warm down there so you would get preggo)

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User avatar #1 - bossdelainternet (01/04/2013) [-]
You showed care and compassion on funnyjunk...
what the hell?
User avatar #2 to #1 - lillelise (01/04/2013) [-]
I know its dangerous! , but hey i care about folk, and i like to help
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