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Date Signed Up:12/27/2011
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#38 - Cmon all? You can all find that special person. It aint really…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Dreams +1
#44 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #48 - misticalz (01/04/2013) [-]
Or just a nice person who wants to give advice to people who are looking for love and happiness. Fuckhat.
User avatar #46 - lillelise (01/04/2013) [-]
Humane*
#36 - Play sweet and play fair, and you will win.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Dreams 0
User avatar #73 - admiralshepard (01/05/2013) [-]
I wish that were the case, I dated the girl of my dreams for two years, she was funny and intelligent, witty and fun to be around. She was my best friend in addition to the love of my life. Things were always strenuous though, she used to be suicidal, and my mother is bi-polar and has episodic fits. My mom snapped at her and her parents demanded that she distance herself from me or they would stop paying for her college. She went from telling me she wanted to spend the rest of her life with me to breaking off all contact with me, never even told me it was over. I was frantic, so worried about her, I tried contacting her for two weeks before going over to her house, (we had dated during high school but now lived three hours apart at our respective colleges). When I got there I saw the light on in her bedroom, so I threw a pebble at the window, thinking it best to avoid her parents. She came to the window, looked at me and shut the blinds. I stopped trying to contact her after that, but two weeks later a police officer was at my door as I was home for fall break, she had filed a restraining order against me. I'm an Army ROTC cadet, and I could lose my scholarship over this, I can't afford to go to my University without that scholarship . . . the hearing about it is next week, I haven't seen her since that night outside her window. This comic hurt way too much . . . .
User avatar #74 - lillelise (01/05/2013) [-]
The flip a woman disaster you got there! I can not argu over that she might be nice when you were togehter, but the way she treats you now. Oh lord so much for that love.
Hope everything goes well for you! I really do.
User avatar #37 - chrolt (01/04/2013) [-]
Yhea, no. It's a bit more complicated than that sometimes. Especially when a third party gets involved.
User avatar #40 - lillelise (01/04/2013) [-]
I know that feeling, but then you must decide when ever to man or back down, call is yours
User avatar #42 - chrolt (01/04/2013) [-]
I manned up, confessed and she rejected me. But first she had to think about it for two days after i confessed, so i got optimistic, and then she rejected me.
User avatar #43 - lillelise (01/04/2013) [-]
Know the feeling. Won 2 by that, but sadly also lost 1. Which was my first love. But hey, lots of other fish out there!:)
#15 - That moment when you realize Zazu voiced Mr. Bean 01/04/2013 on dayumm +3
#14 - But? But that is a kiwi?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on The fruit Gotham deserves 0
#20 - futtef (01/04/2013) [-]
Kiwi is delicious.
#12 - Nope, cause my calculater = my pc, and we only use Pc 01/04/2013 on Poor Michael 0
#11 - Of cause! Their car is nothing compaired to one the girls have!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on oh! thats hot! +3
#20 - Womens Study Major (01/04/2013) [-]
'of cause' wat.
#12 - Oh the lawsue if it was ever used 01/04/2013 on Fuck the poli.... Never mind 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Prof Oak +8
User avatar #23 - zeldapronmaster (01/04/2013) [-]
hue
#29 - drmedic (01/04/2013) [-]
Here hold this
#151 - Brb toilet. 01/04/2013 on The amount of WAT on my face 0
#41 - Ask em out? 01/04/2013 on Sale wars +2
#8 - Anything crusty in milk is a timed bomb of awfulness  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on Sogginess 0
User avatar #18 - lordhasta (01/04/2013) [-]
you spelled orgasm wrong
#8 - Math A: Calculater broke down. Might as well go home  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Poor Michael 0
User avatar #11 - TheBigGummyBear (01/04/2013) [-]
Math B and C master race.

if you do Math A you only need your crayons
User avatar #12 - lillelise (01/04/2013) [-]
Nope, cause my calculater = my pc, and we only use Pc
#14 - He must really be tired, not to feel the moist heat when he to… 01/04/2013 on FBF 0
#13 - Alien communication requires alien language 01/04/2013 on FBF 0
#19 - Comment deleted 01/04/2013 on wrath of the chimp +1
#67 - Online activation everywhere! Hands down windows live is worst. 01/04/2013 on Games These Days... 0
#27 - She musn't be that old if she could follow him through all that 01/04/2013 on just this way -12
#41 - It seems the dragon born comes with the dildo. Is it a wild on… 01/04/2013 on how to train your dragon 0
#50 - Why would you even think of this? Oh lord the horror in my low… 01/04/2013 on Girls theses days +13
#34 - Yet still the mouse is dead. Horrible christian.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Yet Another Bad Joke -3
User avatar #42 - mrdrpage (01/04/2013) [-]
You've obviously never been to a funeral. They pray at those.
#36 - evilpotato (01/04/2013) [-]
>implying only Christians pray
#60 - theugandanhero (01/04/2013) [-]
#37 - I got it! 01/04/2013 on Behind the scenes -2
#22 - Picture 01/04/2013 on Drunk +8
#268 - (joke) 01/04/2013 on how black people really... +1
#266 - aids  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on how black people really... +1
User avatar #268 - lillelise (01/04/2013) [-]
(joke)
#188 - I must say i agree. Though i am an atheist, i only disagree in… 01/04/2013 on Eskimos 1 : Butthurt 0 +1
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#3 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - bossdelainternet (01/04/2013) [-]
You showed care and compassion on funnyjunk...
what the hell?
User avatar #2 to #1 - lillelise (01/04/2013) [-]
I know its dangerous! , but hey i care about folk, and i like to help
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