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Date Signed Up:2/06/2012
Last Login:10/14/2014
Location:Oslo
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28103 total,  30867 ,  2764
Comment Thumbs: 3546 total,  3876 ,  330
Content Level Progress: 8.9% (89/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:33
Content Views:853752
Times Content Favorited:1811 times
Total Comments Made:420
FJ Points:31679
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I have no idea why I chose this username...

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#46 - And this. 05/10/2013 on Aren't broken .gifs great? +5
#45 - I love this one. 05/10/2013 on Aren't broken .gifs great? +1
#78 - I figured the number 2 thing is because by the time you next t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on FunnyJunk Minor Flaws +2
User avatar #79 - deadadventurer (05/08/2013) [-]
That's pretty much what happens.
#29 - Is this movie on netflix? 05/08/2013 on Put Your Hands Up 0
#207 - Artistic 05/04/2013 on Do your best +2
#260 - That is why I call myself lightness 04/28/2013 on Everybody's Friend 0
#10 - The universe is not infinite, its impossible. And a …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on Title of Titleland 0
#15 - captnpl (04/25/2013) [-]
It is infinite if you count empty space as part of it.
#25 - JK, I love bender  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Everyone knows this guy 0
#32 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
That's real sweet.
#24 - **lightness rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Everyone knows this guy 0
User avatar #25 - lightness (04/23/2013) [-]
JK, I love bender
#32 - vatra (04/23/2013) [-]
That's real sweet.
#2 - Comment deleted 04/19/2013 on Rebel 0
#18 - Damn, your name, its so ******* blue, it's shiny. 04/19/2013 on oh dwight 0
#76 - Picture 04/19/2013 on Copy and Paste 0
#31 - **lightness rolled a random image posted in comment #1470933… 04/18/2013 on Weapon or Partner *Roll... +1
#30 - Comment deleted 04/18/2013 on Weapon or Partner *Roll... 0
#1464 - I cant go to sleep, what do I do? 04/17/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
#18 - Itchy and Scratchy? 04/17/2013 on Morbid for the Clowns +14
#232 - Comment deleted 04/15/2013 on This is a fucking 0
#135 - **lightness rolls 2,409** Lets give it a try 04/15/2013 on Lvl. 99 Pikachu 0
#195 - Your comment has gotten 50 thumbs in 15 minutes, damn 04/15/2013 on This is a fucking +14
#86 - That pedo teacher, tell me more please  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on We all did weird stuff +2
User avatar #121 - fantomen (04/13/2013) [-]
There isn't much to say.
He was a creepy old bald freak in his 50s married to the borderline homicidal female gym teacher.
He would fill in for her sometimes when she was away.

The creepy thing he did was that he's look at the little girls (6-12) in the shower to "make sure they didn't slip and fall". The extra creepy thing was that he would do it even the days when he wasn't being a gym teacher. He used to teach math otherwise.

Oh, and one time when he was a math teacher he lost his shit at this kid with ADD, and slammed the kid's head so hard against his desk that he got a concussion.
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Bioshock infinite rap +3
#18 - zionsype Comment deleted by lightness
#18 - Picture 04/11/2013 on Meanwhile at AT&T... +1
#99 - **lightness rolled a random image posted in comment #574232 … 04/08/2013 on MFW i find the right porn... -1
#51 - Picture 04/06/2013 on story of my life +1
#195 - Does that mean the ones that had light blue before is the ones… 04/06/2013 on Lost And Found 0
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User avatar #25 to #24 - lightness (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks mate
User avatar #21 to #20 - lightness (06/21/2014) [-]
But... whyyy?
User avatar #22 to #21 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content
User avatar #23 to #22 - lightness (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh shieet, I forgot man, way off broe
User avatar #19 - unsilence (07/08/2012) [-]
On Alexa's top 500 websites lists, Redtube is ranked higher than Soundcloud.

it surprises me because from my point of view, music is usually more listened to than porn is watched.
User avatar #12 - imakejewburgers (06/30/2012) [-]
Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans. Seven.
User avatar #13 to #16 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Thanks Jewburgers! :D
User avatar #14 to #17 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
That's one of my favorite bits of trivia. No one ever seems to care though.
User avatar #15 to #18 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
You want me to add it in part 3 i guess?
User avatar #17 to #19 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
You don't have to add it if you don't want to. I just like sharing knowledge I find interesting. If I wanted to I could probably make like 20 comps of facts but I'm too lazy. That's why my rank went down. I got to lazy to post.
User avatar #18 to #21 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Nonono, I like that fact :D, I am going to put it in a comp.
User avatar #16 to #19 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
And of course I will credit you, even though you're ranked 68 in content. Damn thats good!
User avatar #1 - furryflava (06/27/2012) [-]
heres a morbid-ish fact

when you exercise you literally tear your muscles up,hence the phrase "get ripped"
User avatar #11 to #1 - swissdude (06/28/2012) [-]
They aren't getting torn up, it's the opposite side of the spectrum. The tears are microscopic.
User avatar #10 to #1 - lightness (06/27/2012) [-]
Gonna look it up for a possible part 3 :)
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