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Date Signed Up:2/06/2012
Last Login:10/14/2014
Location:Oslo
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Total Comments Made:420
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I have no idea why I chose this username...

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#47 - Lyk dis if u cry evertim 06/13/2013 on I wish onions made me this... -2
#142 - Best I could do.. 06/13/2013 on group castle two +7
#123 - You're 06/12/2013 on clean pool amongst a flood... 0
#2 - Women with facial hair exists, but I sure as hell dont like it.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Its all about the Moustache +47
#27 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
One time I was browsing tumblr, I searched for nudes (don't judge me, I was bored and needed a fap, plus I'd already been to youporn etc. already) and I came across a girl on tumblr who had hairy tits. I'm not even fucking kidding. Apparently she's tumblr famous or some shit because she stopped shaving her body hair, her armpits, her bush, her legs. But her fucking tits?! I literally feel like I'm gonna throw up every time the image of her chimpanzee titties come into my head. I seriously wish that bitch luck with finding a mate.
#4 - heafi (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - nutsfromahippie (06/11/2013) [-]
Best broken gif ever! He even lips "boo" when he walks out of himslef. Man I loved Spaced.
#6 - It was just too late... 06/11/2013 on Facebook... 0
#2 - Ellen is impressed at least 06/11/2013 on Katy Perry Breast Size +1
#1 - Me no like 06/11/2013 on Cry me a River +2
#1 - Im uncomfortable with peeing next to other people... …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2013 on There's always that one friend +12
#31 - challos (06/12/2013) [-]
what is that game called again?
User avatar #23 - zeroxnight (06/12/2013) [-]
cuz it is a bit gay to pee next to someone like that
#19 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
was that pic made with silk?
#11 - nock has deleted their comment.
#6 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
Because you have a small dick.
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm uncomfortable with it because I'm afraid I'll get and erection.
User avatar #40 - obese (06/12/2013) [-]
You might as well whisper in the guy's ear that you are hard for him.
User avatar #17 - Kingsteveooo (06/12/2013) [-]
why would you get an erection from pissing next to someone? Don't play with it while you're there, piss and leave
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (06/15/2013) [-]
I like dick.
#10 - **** Yeah! 06/10/2013 on STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 3 +2
#1 - You fool, thats not enough to take out a spider! 06/10/2013 on spider 0
#1 - Picture 06/10/2013 on accepting all ages 0
#2 - Oh My God, that is beathiful!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on clean pool amongst a flood... +107
User avatar #95 - desmanted (06/11/2013) [-]
Your beutifull
User avatar #123 - lightness (06/12/2013) [-]
You're
#1 - Most women just likes having things stuffed up their asses...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Old man opinion on thongs +160
#85 - jimmyrustlinhustla (06/11/2013) [-]
here comes the sun, doo do doo doo
#55 - jacofhearts (06/11/2013) [-]
#54 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
how would you know?
#146 - **** yeah!  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2013 on story time with b +6
#157 - accomplishment (06/10/2013) [-]
And for some reason I'm here too....




yay!
User avatar #176 - ghouleyed (06/10/2013) [-]
Why make account just for this?
#197 - accomplishment (06/10/2013) [-]
#158 - iguy (06/10/2013) [-]
And I have no reason whatsoever to be here.
#117 - YES! My greatest accomplishment so far, I summoned phanact!  [+] (8 new replies) 06/10/2013 on story time with b +17
User avatar #220 - wittypotato (06/11/2013) [-]
You must get a lot of mentions.
Because of your name.
I wish someone would mention me.
mention me please.
User avatar #142 - summoned (06/10/2013) [-]
You have also summoned, summoned
#146 - lightness (06/10/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah!
#157 - accomplishment (06/10/2013) [-]
And for some reason I'm here too....




yay!
User avatar #176 - ghouleyed (06/10/2013) [-]
Why make account just for this?
#197 - accomplishment (06/10/2013) [-]
#158 - iguy (06/10/2013) [-]
And I have no reason whatsoever to be here.
User avatar #119 - superblade (06/10/2013) [-]
and now he gonna rape you ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#89 - Its nothing wrong with that is it, you tell them phanact!  [+] (11 new replies) 06/10/2013 on story time with b +8
#114 - phanact (06/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#117 - lightness (06/10/2013) [-]
YES! My greatest accomplishment so far, I summoned phanact!
User avatar #220 - wittypotato (06/11/2013) [-]
You must get a lot of mentions.
Because of your name.
I wish someone would mention me.
mention me please.
User avatar #142 - summoned (06/10/2013) [-]
You have also summoned, summoned
#146 - lightness (06/10/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah!
#157 - accomplishment (06/10/2013) [-]
And for some reason I'm here too....




yay!
User avatar #176 - ghouleyed (06/10/2013) [-]
Why make account just for this?
#197 - accomplishment (06/10/2013) [-]
#158 - iguy (06/10/2013) [-]
And I have no reason whatsoever to be here.
User avatar #119 - superblade (06/10/2013) [-]
and now he gonna rape you ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #115 - superblade (06/10/2013) [-]
me either phanact, me either
#16 - Excuse me sir, we do also have leaf bug. I like that 06/10/2013 on Natures Camo +23
#77 - To soon man, to soon.... 06/10/2013 on He is tired of his shit +6
#3 - Ha! He raped her..  [+] (16 new replies) 06/10/2013 on story time with b +247
User avatar #143 - basstard (06/10/2013) [-]
And he got away with it.
#59 - anon (06/10/2013) [-]
its amusing how fond of this you seem to be.
#89 - lightness (06/10/2013) [-]
Its nothing wrong with that is it, you tell them phanact!
#114 - phanact (06/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#117 - lightness (06/10/2013) [-]
YES! My greatest accomplishment so far, I summoned phanact!
User avatar #220 - wittypotato (06/11/2013) [-]
You must get a lot of mentions.
Because of your name.
I wish someone would mention me.
mention me please.
User avatar #142 - summoned (06/10/2013) [-]
You have also summoned, summoned
#146 - lightness (06/10/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah!
#157 - accomplishment (06/10/2013) [-]
And for some reason I'm here too....




yay!
User avatar #176 - ghouleyed (06/10/2013) [-]
Why make account just for this?
#197 - accomplishment (06/10/2013) [-]
#158 - iguy (06/10/2013) [-]
And I have no reason whatsoever to be here.
User avatar #119 - superblade (06/10/2013) [-]
and now he gonna rape you ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #115 - superblade (06/10/2013) [-]
me either phanact, me either
#25 - spacestalin (06/10/2013) [-]
#171 - buttinspecter (06/10/2013) [-]
#16 - Damn, thats exactly what I have been doing today. 06/07/2013 on Awesome Summer Day! +2
#278 - Man, we love homos!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Choose to Be Gay 0
#338 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
WTF is That?!?
User avatar #380 - drewsky (06/07/2013) [-]
A mind fucking device.
#5 - Wow, cant believe I havent noticed that before Jew - … 06/05/2013 on Doing it Right +2
#71 - A When I first started reading I hoped it would actually help me... 06/05/2013 on Tips for shy people +4
#33 - Maybe they told the autorities how many times? Forget…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Hail Satan +20
User avatar #118 - songemot (06/04/2013) [-]
What if they lied...
#32 - Oh wait... I misunderstood.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Hail Satan +33
#33 - lightness (06/04/2013) [-]
Maybe they told the autorities how many times?

Forget the first thing
User avatar #118 - songemot (06/04/2013) [-]
What if they lied...
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User avatar #25 to #24 - lightness (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks mate
User avatar #21 to #20 - lightness (06/21/2014) [-]
But... whyyy?
User avatar #22 to #21 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content
User avatar #23 to #22 - lightness (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh shieet, I forgot man, way off broe
User avatar #19 - unsilence (07/08/2012) [-]
On Alexa's top 500 websites lists, Redtube is ranked higher than Soundcloud.

it surprises me because from my point of view, music is usually more listened to than porn is watched.
User avatar #12 - imakejewburgers (06/30/2012) [-]
Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans. Seven.
User avatar #13 to #16 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Thanks Jewburgers! :D
User avatar #14 to #17 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
That's one of my favorite bits of trivia. No one ever seems to care though.
User avatar #15 to #18 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
You want me to add it in part 3 i guess?
User avatar #17 to #19 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
You don't have to add it if you don't want to. I just like sharing knowledge I find interesting. If I wanted to I could probably make like 20 comps of facts but I'm too lazy. That's why my rank went down. I got to lazy to post.
User avatar #18 to #21 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Nonono, I like that fact :D, I am going to put it in a comp.
User avatar #16 to #19 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
And of course I will credit you, even though you're ranked 68 in content. Damn thats good!
User avatar #1 - furryflava (06/27/2012) [-]
heres a morbid-ish fact

when you exercise you literally tear your muscles up,hence the phrase "get ripped"
User avatar #11 to #1 - swissdude (06/28/2012) [-]
They aren't getting torn up, it's the opposite side of the spectrum. The tears are microscopic.
User avatar #10 to #1 - lightness (06/27/2012) [-]
Gonna look it up for a possible part 3 :)
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