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Date Signed Up:2/06/2012
Last Login:8/25/2014
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#4 - Thanks a lot man, im failing spanish right now, and this might… 11/09/2013 on educate yourself websites 0
#29 - In this case, the red ring was kinda usefull 11/04/2013 on He came prepared +7
#12 - The reason MTV doesnt show much music anymore is because the i… 10/16/2013 on MTV 0
#166 - Swing music is already brought back  [+] (12 new replies) 10/13/2013 on The 20s +2
User avatar #169 - savirleo (10/13/2013) [-]
How about electro-swing?
Parov Stelar - Catgroove (TSC - Forsythe)
User avatar #175 - wallacewells (10/13/2013) [-]
The link he posted is electro swing :B
User avatar #176 - savirleo (10/13/2013) [-]
didn't sound like it to me. But then again, I've only listened to Parov Stelar
User avatar #179 - wallacewells (10/13/2013) [-]
It's one of that band's more swing-heavy songs, their other songs have more of the "electro swing" sound
User avatar #180 - savirleo (10/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for letting me know. I shall go back to being a lazy fuck and read on the internet while listening to music Mainly metal
User avatar #182 - wallacewells (10/13/2013) [-]
As will I. Have fun and don't sprain your wrists and/or phallus.
User avatar #187 - savirleo (10/13/2013) [-]
Do not worry, for my family is here. Which means I cannot spend time with Jill today
User avatar #189 - wallacewells (10/13/2013) [-]
Such is life when people are over.
User avatar #190 - savirleo (10/13/2013) [-]
Lily shall get the attention today. She likes the excitement
User avatar #191 - wallacewells (10/13/2013) [-]
Show her the love she deserves :^)
User avatar #193 - savirleo (10/13/2013) [-]
MTC - S3RL
she will get what she deserves
User avatar #194 - wallacewells (10/13/2013) [-]
God Bless the Internet.
#83189 - Just made this song, what do you guys think?  [+] (25 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #83507 - pongldr (10/13/2013) [-]
That ain't bad. Thumb for you.
User avatar #83260 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
I can imagine it being the soundtrack to a happy flash platform game. Like Kirby's epic yarn.
User avatar #83229 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
Lacked real instruments.

User avatar #83259 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
What defines a real instrument?
User avatar #83261 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
Something that requires physical work to make and not just putting something on a loop.
User avatar #83263 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
How on earth is that the definition of a physical instrument? I could put a guitar sound on loop, that's still a physical instrument.
User avatar #83264 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
You can put it on a loop, sure.

But you can also put your power and soul into it, and that is what defines it a real instrument.

When I hear computer music (For the most part, not always)
It's usually just BEEP BBOOOOOP BOOOP BOOP WUBUBUBUB BEEEEEEP.
User avatar #83265 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
Electronic Musicians are Talentless. Watch this and get back to me.
User avatar #83266 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
I've seen this video.

I never said it took no skill to make.
I said people who make it can't put feeling into the music itself, it's just not there.
User avatar #83268 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
"Have no reason for why they dislike it)

I have a few reasons for why I dislike electronic music.

It sounds like noises from a computer (ha, go figure) It's a repetitive sound.
It's not that hard to make (Sure, that isn't what defines something as good) but it isn't hard to make and requires you to press a play button after you're done making it.

And lastly, it has no feeling.
User avatar #83302 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
1. It's as repetitive as a guitar riff with solos.
2. It is hard to make, in fact it has more diversity than any physical instrument.
3. A guitarist who makes a song can have the live song played back while live as well. A lot of electronic instrumentalists don't just "play back" what they've wrote, they remake it there on the spot, the same as a live musician.

The "feeling" of, I'll address in the next comment to this.
User avatar #83303 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
Infected Mushroom Live "Deeply Disturbed" (Perfect Performance!) Worst guitarist in the world! Lil Wayne FAILS!! Here are two performances. One of them is using your definition of a "real instrument" one is using the other. One of these performances has an unmistakable feeling to their song (at least to the audience and to any fan of the music). The other is just messing about on an instrument they have no experience on.

You say electronic has no feeling, but a Dj's discs and a theremin and many other electronic instruments react more readily to the users slightest of movements. If by feeling you mean "How the person reacts and moves to the instrument" then electronic music wins in that respect.
User avatar #83306 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
Feeling means how good and full their music is.

And electronic doesn't cut it.
User avatar #83307 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
That's personal opinion. I'm a massive metalhead, but I know plenty of electronic artists with much more talent than metal artists.


It has nothing to do with the instruments or the genre. It's about the artist and the music.
User avatar #83308 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
Electronic doesn't take near the skill of good metal.
User avatar #83310 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
Yes it does.
User avatar #83312 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
No it doesn't.

To play in some of the bands would take years of practice just to get some of the time signatures down let alone scales.

It takes a lot more to become a talented metal artist than to be a talented electronic artist.
#83408 - readily (10/12/2013) [-]
Ok wow, dude you're a fucking idiot if you genuinely believe what you're saying
User avatar #83412 - darksideofthebeast (10/12/2013) [-]
Don't care what you think of me.

Doodoodadoo doo.
#83432 - readily (10/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #83433 - darksideofthebeast (10/13/2013) [-]
Are you upset because of my lack of acknowledgement to your comment?
User avatar #83313 - anonymoose (10/11/2013) [-]
It takes years to become a talented electronic artist. Bands like Throbing Gristle were playing from 1975 and only stopped in the past 2 or 3 years and were still perfecting their sound the entire time.
User avatar #83262 - darksideofthebeast (10/11/2013) [-]
Physical work to play
#83206 - ctrlc (10/11/2013) [-]
At first I didn't like the dissonance, but then when more was added to the song; it got kinda funky.


Is good.
#20 - Or burn, whatever suits you really  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Thinking things through... 0
User avatar #26 - tankerdude (10/10/2013) [-]
probably a little of both
#19 - Some men just wanna watch the world bleed?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Thinking things through... +2
#20 - lightness (10/10/2013) [-]
Or burn, whatever suits you really
User avatar #26 - tankerdude (10/10/2013) [-]
probably a little of both
#8 - That explains the cheese taste of your cock, but not the onion  [+] (7 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Wut +122
User avatar #52 - naitsabesh (10/09/2013) [-]
something something shrek.
User avatar #50 - bohemianblasphemy (10/09/2013) [-]
He might be

heteroshrektual
User avatar #45 - psyachu (10/09/2013) [-]
oh, you clever bastard XD
User avatar #33 - tuned (10/09/2013) [-]
i read this didnt understand then i saw the next post

i came back and thumbed u
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#1073 - Ye... great 09/05/2013 on Oh 4chins. 0
#49 - It is over 200 year old books or something, they just found ou… 09/04/2013 on Secret Art 0
#44 - This guy 08/30/2013 on Snack Hacks 0
#6 - He could at least have said something witty, like gogo gadget ganja..  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2013 on Inspector Gadget +26
User avatar #46 - fyaq (08/30/2013) [-]
go go ganja bong!
User avatar #15 - lfunnymanl (08/29/2013) [-]
slenda mon has the dankest shit, it will cause blurry vision and your head to uncontrollably shake your head
#2 - Does this lookm like the face of mercy. no 08/28/2013 on Timon completed his ninja... +1
#4 - Oh yes, all heil the great Nazi Unicorns 08/28/2013 on Why i love Internet and... -1
#8 - The face of google  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2013 on Google +66
#84 - spudmonkey (08/24/2013) [-]
first time iv seen that used correctly in a while.
#93 - Or K-9 Nasus 08/24/2013 on Waifu stealer +3
#11 - ******* dickbag you scared the **** …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Copy +204
User avatar #51 - tenmillionbears (08/23/2013) [-]
SHIT, I clicked on it, and as it was loading in another tab, I saw your comment and immediately rammed the mute button thinking it was going to be a Jeff the Killer screamer or something.
#27 - olizandri (08/23/2013) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #41 - brianhanerjr (08/23/2013) [-]
If you have a facebook it's supposed to be you
#42 - olizandri (08/23/2013) [-]
cool, thanks.
User avatar #21 - rakaka (08/23/2013) [-]
I don't have a facebook. what is it?
User avatar #22 - propanex (08/23/2013) [-]
its you.
#23 - rakaka (08/23/2013) [-]
how is it me?
User avatar #24 - gravitystereo (08/23/2013) [-]
it takes you to your own profile page regardless of who you are.
#25 - rakaka (08/23/2013) [-]
oh
#15 - jamiemsm (08/22/2013) [-]
haha i pressed it and fucking allmost got a heart attack
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#12 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/18/2013 on So many smells +11
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User avatar #36 - zapapplejam (08/18/2013) [-]
What exactly is "Shibe"?
User avatar #54 - slandersalamander (08/18/2013) [-]
It's misspelling of the name of the dog breed, shiba inu.
User avatar #61 - zapapplejam (08/22/2013) [-]
Oh! Thank you!
User avatar #45 - iizsimon (08/18/2013) [-]
probably misspelled shiba inu
#11 - Im just gonna do it  [+] (10 new replies) 08/18/2013 on So many smells +10
#12 - lightness (08/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - zapapplejam (08/18/2013) [-]
What exactly is "Shibe"?
User avatar #54 - slandersalamander (08/18/2013) [-]
It's misspelling of the name of the dog breed, shiba inu.
User avatar #61 - zapapplejam (08/22/2013) [-]
Oh! Thank you!
User avatar #45 - iizsimon (08/18/2013) [-]
probably misspelled shiba inu
#10 - Want me to just dump my entire folder?  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2013 on So many smells +15
#11 - lightness (08/18/2013) [-]
Im just gonna do it
#12 - lightness (08/18/2013) [-]
#13 - fedemiss (08/18/2013) [-]
#14 - fedemiss (08/18/2013) [-]
#23 - niggerballs (08/18/2013) [-]
#42 - baltman (08/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - zapapplejam (08/18/2013) [-]
What exactly is "Shibe"?
User avatar #54 - slandersalamander (08/18/2013) [-]
It's misspelling of the name of the dog breed, shiba inu.
User avatar #61 - zapapplejam (08/22/2013) [-]
Oh! Thank you!
User avatar #45 - iizsimon (08/18/2013) [-]
probably misspelled shiba inu
#9 - okey  [+] (12 new replies) 08/18/2013 on So many smells +14
#10 - lightness (08/18/2013) [-]
Want me to just dump my entire folder?
#11 - lightness (08/18/2013) [-]
Im just gonna do it
#12 - lightness (08/18/2013) [-]
#13 - fedemiss (08/18/2013) [-]
#14 - fedemiss (08/18/2013) [-]
#23 - niggerballs (08/18/2013) [-]
#42 - baltman (08/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - zapapplejam (08/18/2013) [-]
What exactly is "Shibe"?
User avatar #54 - slandersalamander (08/18/2013) [-]
It's misspelling of the name of the dog breed, shiba inu.
User avatar #61 - zapapplejam (08/22/2013) [-]
Oh! Thank you!
User avatar #45 - iizsimon (08/18/2013) [-]
probably misspelled shiba inu
#58 - ******* geeks... 08/17/2013 on Those Pesky Late Night... 0
#2 - I know speed wash does not remove stains very well, more just sweat. 08/17/2013 on Just Curious +2
#82 - I just told you, a friend of mine...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Men's worst nightmare in... +1
User avatar #83 - arandomanon (08/17/2013) [-]
It was a rather "what kind of person"/rhetorical sort of question.
#77 - A friend of mine showed his father A Serbian Film, he got grou…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Men's worst nightmare in... +6
User avatar #124 - pockyrin (08/17/2013) [-]
I was going to ask what that film is but then I remembered google is my friend.

"An aging porn star agrees to participate in an "art film" in order to make a clean break from the business, only to discover that he has been drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed snuff film. "

well okay then... Doesn't sounds like something I'd watch myself let alone show my parents. A brave fellow for sure.
#107 - lordhasta (08/17/2013) [-]
"a friend"
User avatar #81 - arandomanon (08/17/2013) [-]
Who would show to their parents that thing?
User avatar #82 - lightness (08/17/2013) [-]
I just told you, a friend of mine...
User avatar #83 - arandomanon (08/17/2013) [-]
It was a rather "what kind of person"/rhetorical sort of question.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - lightness (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks mate
User avatar #20 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #21 to #20 - lightness (06/21/2014) [-]
But... whyyy?
User avatar #22 to #21 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content
User avatar #23 to #22 - lightness (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh shieet, I forgot man, way off broe
User avatar #19 - unsilence (07/08/2012) [-]
On Alexa's top 500 websites lists, Redtube is ranked higher than Soundcloud.

it surprises me because from my point of view, music is usually more listened to than porn is watched.
User avatar #12 - imakejewburgers (06/30/2012) [-]
Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans. Seven.
User avatar #13 to #16 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Thanks Jewburgers! :D
User avatar #14 to #17 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
That's one of my favorite bits of trivia. No one ever seems to care though.
User avatar #15 to #18 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
You want me to add it in part 3 i guess?
User avatar #17 to #19 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
You don't have to add it if you don't want to. I just like sharing knowledge I find interesting. If I wanted to I could probably make like 20 comps of facts but I'm too lazy. That's why my rank went down. I got to lazy to post.
User avatar #18 to #21 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Nonono, I like that fact :D, I am going to put it in a comp.
User avatar #16 to #19 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
And of course I will credit you, even though you're ranked 68 in content. Damn thats good!
User avatar #1 - furryflava (06/27/2012) [-]
heres a morbid-ish fact

when you exercise you literally tear your muscles up,hence the phrase "get ripped"
User avatar #11 to #1 - swissdude (06/28/2012) [-]
They aren't getting torn up, it's the opposite side of the spectrum. The tears are microscopic.
User avatar #10 to #1 - lightness (06/27/2012) [-]
Gonna look it up for a possible part 3 :)
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