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Date Signed Up:2/06/2012
Last Login:9/10/2014
Location:Oslo
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#54 - Nah, I thought it was totally hot  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on This is the future. 0
#56 - maxismahname (03/24/2014) [-]
#50 - Ye they were totally didnt watch for all the titties  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2014 on This is the future. 0
User avatar #53 - maxismahname (03/24/2014) [-]
I didn't even know they had titties when I first watched them, but they were all bad quality, and the chick in the first movie Demon chick with bush on her pussy and ugly titties ruined titties for me for a while.
User avatar #54 - lightness (03/24/2014) [-]
Nah, I thought it was totally hot
#56 - maxismahname (03/24/2014) [-]
#23 - The dog dies though 03/24/2014 on This is the future. 0
#22 - I really am  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on This is the future. 0
#23 - lightness (03/24/2014) [-]
The dog dies though
#21 - They didnt have VHS 2 on their page, im dissapoint  [+] (8 new replies) 03/24/2014 on This is the future. 0
User avatar #97 - anomaisies (03/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - maxismahname (03/24/2014) [-]
Those movies are pretty horrifying
#50 - lightness (03/24/2014) [-]
Ye they were totally didnt watch for all the titties
User avatar #53 - maxismahname (03/24/2014) [-]
I didn't even know they had titties when I first watched them, but they were all bad quality, and the chick in the first movie Demon chick with bush on her pussy and ugly titties ruined titties for me for a while.
User avatar #54 - lightness (03/24/2014) [-]
Nah, I thought it was totally hot
#56 - maxismahname (03/24/2014) [-]
#22 - lightness (03/24/2014) [-]
I really am
#23 - lightness (03/24/2014) [-]
The dog dies though
#71 - I Believe in You (Kylie Minogue song) 03/24/2014 on how 2 chicks 0
#20 - Better version  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Pls for the bitties +17
User avatar #36 - alstorp (03/19/2014) [-]
>No gasmask guy
User avatar #49 - exclamation (03/19/2014) [-]
>Gas mask Goliath
#60 - folkflunky (03/19/2014) [-]
Did my best.
#19 - Mom was worried about my trip to the World Trade Center, so I … 03/18/2014 on Pls for the bitties +19
#16 - My mom was worried about my trip to Jurassic Park, I sent her …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on Pls for the bitties +34
#19 - lightness (03/18/2014) [-]
Mom was worried about my trip to the World Trade Center, so I sent her this picture.
#1705 - My current profile pic, little old but... Dont mind the people… 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +40
#33 - He didn't put the costume on it, that was to heavy, he's flyin… 03/18/2014 on Hilarious 0
#163 - I like this 03/12/2014 on Holy mother of broken gifs +15
#82 - That person who sent teacher an email, why couldnt he just say… 03/06/2014 on I agree, your life sucks 0
#440 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on Donation page 0
#26 - Once thou shalt only live 02/24/2014 on #dostthouevenswageth 0
#10 - And this was training, so he wanted the dog to get him 02/15/2014 on Metal dog 0
#12 - I loved to play with lego though...  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Blocks +119
User avatar #42 - raunchyftw (02/09/2014) [-]
Who didn't play with legos in their childhood, HAD no childhood.
#46 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/09/2014) [-]
i didnt
User avatar #47 - raunchyftw (02/09/2014) [-]
Then I got some bad news for you
#49 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/09/2014) [-]
i didnt have a childhood?
#18 - jzpotter (02/09/2014) [-]
#15 - elricbros has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - spongeychicken (02/09/2014) [-]
lego version of a gif from The Last of Us
User avatar #19 - Leopard (02/09/2014) [-]
The lego movie i'm guessing.
#43 - CIS White Male (02/09/2014) [-]
#22 - Ehm, it is a screencap from reddit though  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Lazy Bastard 0
#23 - Elemental (02/06/2014) [-]
Ya, and copy and paste is a thing. I've read this story before.
#13 - Not admins rules bro, reddits...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Lazy Bastard -2
User avatar #34 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
How do their rules affect us?
User avatar #19 - hockeycrazysteve (02/06/2014) [-]
Who the fuck reads rules, furthermore, the fuck are you doing here and on reddit?
User avatar #14 - wacemindu (02/06/2014) [-]
people give even less of a fuck about their rules.
#10 - Don't post anything from reddit,, it is strictly written in th…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Lazy Bastard -59
#48 - nyangiraffe (02/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - levelninetynine (02/07/2014) [-]
Do you know what sharing is?
#33 - afaik (02/07/2014) [-]
No no no, you're thinking of theoatmeal
#31 - limeboy (02/07/2014) [-]
#26 - xcoreyx (02/06/2014) [-]
But reddit is awesome... why do people seem to think you can only like either FJ or reddit?
#25 - sventrain (02/06/2014) [-]
Well its a 4chan greentext posted on reddit posted on funnyjunk. Before that it was probably on a military humor site. Its also been posted in the greentext version on here as well. Point being is that 90% of everyhing is always a repost everywhere!


Source: I've spent nine years here. (Get out while you can)
#21 - epicpoke (02/06/2014) [-]
Ahem...
#20 - Elemental (02/06/2014) [-]
This wasn't originally posted on reddit I believe.
User avatar #22 - lightness (02/06/2014) [-]
Ehm, it is a screencap from reddit though
#23 - Elemental (02/06/2014) [-]
Ya, and copy and paste is a thing. I've read this story before.
User avatar #12 - wacemindu (02/06/2014) [-]
you think anyone gives a fuck about admin's rules here?
User avatar #13 - lightness (02/06/2014) [-]
Not admins rules bro, reddits...
User avatar #34 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
How do their rules affect us?
User avatar #19 - hockeycrazysteve (02/06/2014) [-]
Who the fuck reads rules, furthermore, the fuck are you doing here and on reddit?
User avatar #14 - wacemindu (02/06/2014) [-]
people give even less of a fuck about their rules.
#4 - gah... I tried at least  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on The Punchline Destroyer +1
User avatar #5 - therealslimdavey (02/06/2014) [-]
don't give up dude, try and make a new one. you'd be amazed how easy it can be to make front page, all you need is just a stupid pun or joke with comic like that and you're golden...girls
#792 - Okey 01/28/2014 on WHOOOO! 0
#33 - Its not that different: XL-bygg... 12/04/2013 on Bawss 0
#14 - Comment deleted 11/26/2013 on Dubs 0
#113 - First time I smoked with my brother, I was 16 he was 21, he an…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Awkward Sexual Experiences... +1
User avatar #143 - Durragon (11/21/2013) [-]
WELL DID YOU?!
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User avatar #25 to #24 - lightness (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks mate
User avatar #20 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #21 to #20 - lightness (06/21/2014) [-]
But... whyyy?
User avatar #22 to #21 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content
User avatar #23 to #22 - lightness (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh shieet, I forgot man, way off broe
User avatar #19 - unsilence (07/08/2012) [-]
On Alexa's top 500 websites lists, Redtube is ranked higher than Soundcloud.

it surprises me because from my point of view, music is usually more listened to than porn is watched.
User avatar #12 - imakejewburgers ONLINE (06/30/2012) [-]
Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans. Seven.
User avatar #13 to #16 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Thanks Jewburgers! :D
User avatar #14 to #17 - imakejewburgers ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
That's one of my favorite bits of trivia. No one ever seems to care though.
User avatar #15 to #18 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
You want me to add it in part 3 i guess?
User avatar #17 to #19 - imakejewburgers ONLINE (07/01/2012) [-]
You don't have to add it if you don't want to. I just like sharing knowledge I find interesting. If I wanted to I could probably make like 20 comps of facts but I'm too lazy. That's why my rank went down. I got to lazy to post.
User avatar #18 to #21 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Nonono, I like that fact :D, I am going to put it in a comp.
User avatar #16 to #19 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
And of course I will credit you, even though you're ranked 68 in content. Damn thats good!
User avatar #1 - furryflava (06/27/2012) [-]
heres a morbid-ish fact

when you exercise you literally tear your muscles up,hence the phrase "get ripped"
User avatar #11 to #1 - swissdude (06/28/2012) [-]
They aren't getting torn up, it's the opposite side of the spectrum. The tears are microscopic.
User avatar #10 to #1 - lightness (06/27/2012) [-]
Gonna look it up for a possible part 3 :)
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