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|#34 - Yes, but since one of the pictures is of a woman licking a cat… [+] (1 new reply)||12/27/2012 on Solid Pick up Line||0|
|#22 - Is doorknob a slang word for cat? [+] (15 new replies)||12/27/2012 on Solid Pick up Line||+2|
#178 - jokeface (12/27/2012) [-]
That's actually accurate. Doorknobs are indeed riddled with bacteria, often due to people usually touching them with hands that have touched their mouths, which are the most bacteria-infested parts of our body. Filthier than our asses. Saliva is more of a health risk than fecal matter, did you know that? If you got a cut, and you spit on it, that would be worse than if you rubbed shit on it.
#238 - anonymous poster (12/27/2012) [-]
Some how I find that hard to believe.
#186 - jokeface (12/27/2012) [-]
Well, if you're rarely sick then your immune system hasn't been built up as much, which makes you more prone to getting sick. Your immune system is like a Pokemon. You have to train it to be strong by battling infections. If you hardly ever get sick, then it hardly ever gets strong, and one day you'll contract something deadly and your body won't be able to fight it.
And you'll die.
#191 - daentraya (12/27/2012) [-]
It's a terrible excuse, actually.. Oh well, only been really sick one time this year, and half of that wasnt even a sickness. This had led me to thinking that leaving mid-class because it's a waste of time is more acceptable than staying home due to a bit of sickness
#195 - daentraya (12/27/2012) [-]
Aww.. And i thought having a stuffed nose for about two days together with the bloating and pain that i need to have about once every dahm month was bad... Here's something to cheer you up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo
If i didnt love my hair so much, i'd take baths much less frequent. I use my hair as an indicator to when i have to take one
|#16 - Yes op, you have a small penis indeed.||12/27/2012 on i need this for reasons||+2|
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|#19 - Picture||12/26/2012 on Jobs||0|
|#15 - I'm a firefighter, I save people [+] (2 new replies)||12/26/2012 on Jobs||0|
|#1 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)||12/26/2012 on boardroom||+64|
|#1 - I just tried this, Sloganmaker almost got it||12/26/2012 on Facebook||+20|
|#40 - No kidding, I got that the last time this was posted||12/25/2012 on lusilly is so silly||0|
|#10 - Oh hot dam, this is my jam? [+] (2 new replies)||12/25/2012 on lusilly is so silly||0|
|#67 - I got really excited when I read the title, the content was no… [+] (1 new reply)||12/23/2012 on fucking roomates||+2|
|#104 - sure! we can bake cake, and watch House together!||12/21/2012 on 2012||+4|
|#92 - On 22nd of December I am going to celebrate my birthday, alone… [+] (15 new replies)||12/20/2012 on 2012||+23|
#103 - anonymous poster (12/21/2012) [-]
Shit man, don't do that.
As told by the responses, you've got some guys willing to make your birthday a damn good one.
So damnit, have a happy birthday! :D
#159 - anonymous poster (12/21/2012) [-]
stop that shit
|#8 - But first, we need a plan [+] (1 new reply)||12/17/2012 on Sloths||+38|
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|#4 - Holy **** dude, my friend and I did this, we even… [+] (3 new replies)||12/17/2012 on Amazing||+37|
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|#1 - Dude, this is funnyjunk, people like dildos better.||12/17/2012 on Choo Fucking Choo||+5|
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|#3894 - Fair enough||12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy||+6|
|#3878 - wow, I suck... [+] (2 new replies)||12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy||-1|