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Date Signed Up:2/06/2012
Last Login:6/26/2014
Location:Oslo
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Highest Content Rank:#311
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#300335 - I have a destiny right now, I downloaded a gameboy advanced em…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Pokemon 0
#300342 - icarusthelegend has deleted their comment.
#300340 - trainerwhite (03/01/2013) [-]
Nioce
#11 - Actually im in a lot of her songs. So I drive home al… 02/27/2013 on Gaaaaay +6
#3 - I know Taylor Swift is not amongst the most liked people on th…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Gaaaaay +86
User avatar #66 - viicstaar (02/28/2013) [-]
ha, good one
#10 - dipshitz (02/27/2013) [-]
taylor swift thread?
User avatar #19 - TwistedBamboozler (02/27/2013) [-]
don't you dare even pretend like she can actually play the guitar
#44 - dipshitz (02/28/2013) [-]
Considering that she's played guitar for like 15 year i'd say she CAN play guitar....

you're probably a guy that likes metal aren't you
User avatar #78 - TwistedBamboozler (03/01/2013) [-]
Your deduction skills are shitty. There is no correlation between me liking metal and Taylor Swift's shit tier playing. She really can't play the guitar to save her life, and I actually don't like metal at all
#65 - lvlarcopolio has deleted their comment.
User avatar #70 - coolchalkyxxx (02/28/2013) [-]
So she can play. Just not well.
#55 - deezknuts (02/28/2013) [-]
I mean, yeah she can hold a guitar and strum chords

but John Mayer, now that guy can play guitar
#77 - mrbarks (02/28/2013) [-]
finally someone knows
#31 - ybigballz (02/28/2013) [-]
wow i didn't even notice a guitar.. DAT ASS
#68 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
She doesn't have an ass. The fuck are you talking about?
User avatar #5 - semilunarknight (02/27/2013) [-]
You're about to get a song made about you.
User avatar #11 - lightness (02/27/2013) [-]
Actually im in a lot of her songs.

So I drive home alone.
As I turn out the light
I'll put his picture down
And maybe get some sleep tonight.

But when you think Tim McGraw
I hope you think my favorite song
The one we danced to all night long
The moon like a spotlight on the lake
When you think happiness
I hope you think that little black dress

Almost
#12 - I took a **** today, that has to count for something 02/27/2013 on When Someone Has Blocked... 0
#31 - Picture 02/27/2013 on Game Over Man, Game Over! +16
#4 - Well, my dog did this while I was taking a **** , … 02/27/2013 on Dog, what are you doing 0
#31 - Now I am cloud 02/27/2013 on Alfred the Shark +3
#28 - No, Shark is confuse...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Alfred the Shark +1
User avatar #29 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
Now I am confuse
User avatar #31 - lightness (02/27/2013) [-]
Now I am cloud
#23 - I am confuse?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Alfred the Shark +1
User avatar #27 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
I dunno, are you?
User avatar #28 - lightness (02/27/2013) [-]
No, Shark is confuse...
User avatar #29 - oishiine (02/27/2013) [-]
Now I am confuse
User avatar #31 - lightness (02/27/2013) [-]
Now I am cloud
#103 - Comment deleted 02/26/2013 on Who needs dubs... 0
#102 - Comment deleted 02/26/2013 on Who needs dubs... 0
#55 - Its because people discovered the parkour channel, and is goin… 02/25/2013 on Faster Way To Go Down Stairs +1
#6 - In many countries they do that so people can see everything 02/24/2013 on The right dress colour... +29
#81 - I almost never smile, I am happy but its just difficult for me…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2013 on You look pretty when you smile 0
User avatar #98 - mettih (02/24/2013) [-]
Same, my problem is: if i relax my mouth it looks like i'm just sad, and depending on my eyes i either look angry or sad. Freaking annyoing
User avatar #87 - ffx (02/24/2013) [-]
Same here. I sorta feel awkward when I smile but generally I'm happy most of the time.
User avatar #82 - sarcasticone (02/24/2013) [-]
I smile a lot and yet inside I'm rarely happy.
#129 - But she did not realise why kids love the taste of cinnamon to… 02/22/2013 on Pimple +2
#14 - More cats  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Intelligent cat +2
#15 - tastycrisps (02/21/2013) [-]
Do I hear cat thread?
#19 - UA partay (02/21/2013) [-]
#31 - alkonius (02/21/2013) [-]
#13 - Yey cats  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Intelligent cat +4
#36 - ludislavonac (02/21/2013) [-]
cat thread yes
#14 - lightness (02/21/2013) [-]
More cats
#15 - tastycrisps (02/21/2013) [-]
Do I hear cat thread?
#19 - UA partay (02/21/2013) [-]
#31 - alkonius (02/21/2013) [-]
#58 - Its meant to be funny not true 02/14/2013 on I'm Sorry 0
#368 - Well, I have birthday on the 22nd, 2.1 million retards did not… 02/10/2013 on Bloody apocalypse +1
#771 - Every time I get mentioned its a boring conversation about lig… 02/10/2013 on WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH... 0
#392 - **lightness rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at … 02/09/2013 on Hades +3
#68 - No, just no 01/20/2013 on I can see this happening. +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2013 on "He's so elusive! That... +29
User avatar #31 - akkere (01/18/2013) [-]
Don't you also end up fighting Patriots if you liberate forts and the forces are swapped?
User avatar #26 - qosfortyone (01/18/2013) [-]
i murder towns
#79 - My brother initials spell Homo, he just haven't realised his d… 01/07/2013 on My destiny. 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on Whisper Game +1
#3 - jimimij Comment deleted by lightness
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User avatar #25 to #24 - lightness (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks mate
User avatar #21 to #20 - lightness (06/21/2014) [-]
But... whyyy?
User avatar #22 to #21 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content
User avatar #23 to #22 - lightness (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh shieet, I forgot man, way off broe
User avatar #19 - unsilence (07/08/2012) [-]
On Alexa's top 500 websites lists, ******* is ranked higher than Soundcloud.

it surprises me because from my point of view, music is usually more listened to than porn is watched.
User avatar #12 - imakejewburgers (06/30/2012) [-]
Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans. Seven.
User avatar #13 to #16 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Thanks Jewburgers! :D
User avatar #14 to #17 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
That's one of my favorite bits of trivia. No one ever seems to care though.
User avatar #15 to #18 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
You want me to add it in part 3 i guess?
User avatar #17 to #19 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
You don't have to add it if you don't want to. I just like sharing knowledge I find interesting. If I wanted to I could probably make like 20 comps of facts but I'm too lazy. That's why my rank went down. I got to lazy to post.
User avatar #18 to #21 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Nonono, I like that fact :D, I am going to put it in a comp.
User avatar #16 to #19 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
And of course I will credit you, even though you're ranked 68 in content. Damn thats good!
User avatar #1 - furryflava (06/27/2012) [-]
heres a morbid-ish fact

when you exercise you literally tear your muscles up,hence the phrase "get ripped"
User avatar #11 to #1 - swissdude (06/28/2012) [-]
They aren't getting torn up, it's the opposite side of the spectrum. The tears are microscopic.
User avatar #10 to #1 - lightness (06/27/2012) [-]
Gonna look it up for a possible part 3 :)
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