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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/06/2012
Last Login:10/14/2014
Location:Oslo
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 28105 total,  30869 ,  2764
Comment Thumbs: 3546 total,  3876 ,  330
Content Level Progress: 8.9% (89/1000)
Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:33
Content Views:854630
Times Content Favorited:1811 times
Total Comments Made:420
FJ Points:31679
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I have no idea why I chose this username...

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#2 - Picture 03/31/2013 on Good Luck Egg Hunting 0
#1 - Picture 03/31/2013 on Good Luck Egg Hunting 0
#3808924 - Because he can! 03/31/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#3808648 - The best DJ in ze world! 03/31/2013 on autism autism autism autism +4
#3808419 - Yep I got it 03/31/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#3808304 - Picture 03/31/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#259 - **lightness rolled user ragnarfag ** Is new Phanact  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on Dem Rolls 0
User avatar #559 - ragnarfag (03/31/2013) [-]
k.
#256 - **lightness rolled user zenjion ** Weird name... 03/30/2013 on Dem Rolls 0
#38 - MFW face when. 03/30/2013 on (1) Facebook +3
#7 - I red the first sentence as, I have Batman. 03/28/2013 on I am batman =.= 0
#203 - **lightness rolls 5555555** 03/26/2013 on Feels +1
#1 - Great story man, but he should have ****** her.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Karma +12
User avatar #3 - GnRNoD (03/21/2013) [-]
nah he did it for 5 years... what's one more fuck gonna prove?
#16 - jiltist (03/22/2013) [-]
That she would have sex for money.

I mean really, what greater victory could he hope for than to have sex with her and leave the money on the bed?
#17 - morkotlap (03/22/2013) [-]
Not facing made up rape charges maybe?
#19 - jiltist (03/22/2013) [-]
True.
#99 - No its the thai elephant. 03/21/2013 on Stupid people everywhere 0
#150 - Actually that car on the tram is not very weird in norway, i'v… 03/19/2013 on 14 reasons to stay away... +1
#27 - Picture 03/12/2013 on Zoo +4
#280 - **lightness rolled a random image posted in comment #3513709… 03/12/2013 on Shrillex faces... +1
#5 - You know you loose all your hair when you take a Cytotoxicity  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on just girly things +3
#9 - cyanidesandvich (03/06/2013) [-]
so the bitch i fucked WAS just bald?!
#5 - Nonono, she got it all wrong thats why no one understands, it … 03/05/2013 on BOOTS N CATS N BOOTS N CATS +1
#21 - I dont know if I want to marry a girl if she's that much of a …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on how do you know when to... +1
User avatar #27 - aldheim (03/03/2013) [-]
Being psychopathic has nothing to do with it.
Nigga's gotta have your back.
#11 - Maybe thats where it says you should not love one by the same sex 03/03/2013 on The old testment -1
#49 - Gentlemen, I present to you, the beverage every Norwegian teen…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Statistics show gamers love... +5
#75 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
It tastes like fucking shit and everyone who thinks they want it are blinded by nostalgia.
#50 - tundertail (03/03/2013) [-]
looks like piss smells like piss tase like pineapples
#53 - thecurlysage (03/03/2013) [-]
but what does it sound like?
#57 - vikingfaen (03/03/2013) [-]
Like god's vagina.
#55 - tundertail (03/03/2013) [-]
chainsaws and motorbikes
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on I See what you did there +7
User avatar #3 - teekanne (03/01/2013) [-]
i also smoke
#2 - Let's go to the beach, each Let's go get away They say…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Smash Face on Keyboard +12
User avatar #16 - leglesslegolegolas (03/02/2013) [-]
Starships are meant to flyyyyy

You can't deny the song is super catchy.
User avatar #12 - trojanmannn (03/01/2013) [-]
I hate her music, but god damn I would ram that so hard her vagina would look like the fish in the post before this
User avatar #11 - bcsaint (03/01/2013) [-]
beat me to it, i was planning on doing a one direction song
#7936 - Started watching a show called Mr.Selfridge, I dont know what … 03/01/2013 on Television - cartoon... +1
#13557 - The rastafari religion 03/01/2013 on Religion Board 0
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User avatar #25 to #24 - lightness (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks mate
User avatar #21 to #20 - lightness (06/21/2014) [-]
But... whyyy?
User avatar #22 to #21 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
you thumbed my content
User avatar #23 to #22 - lightness (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh shieet, I forgot man, way off broe
User avatar #19 - unsilence (07/08/2012) [-]
On Alexa's top 500 websites lists, Redtube is ranked higher than Soundcloud.

it surprises me because from my point of view, music is usually more listened to than porn is watched.
User avatar #12 - imakejewburgers (06/30/2012) [-]
Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans. Seven.
User avatar #13 to #16 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Thanks Jewburgers! :D
User avatar #14 to #17 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
That's one of my favorite bits of trivia. No one ever seems to care though.
User avatar #15 to #18 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
You want me to add it in part 3 i guess?
User avatar #17 to #19 - imakejewburgers (07/01/2012) [-]
You don't have to add it if you don't want to. I just like sharing knowledge I find interesting. If I wanted to I could probably make like 20 comps of facts but I'm too lazy. That's why my rank went down. I got to lazy to post.
User avatar #18 to #21 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
Nonono, I like that fact :D, I am going to put it in a comp.
User avatar #16 to #19 - lightness (07/01/2012) [-]
And of course I will credit you, even though you're ranked 68 in content. Damn thats good!
User avatar #1 - furryflava (06/27/2012) [-]
heres a morbid-ish fact

when you exercise you literally tear your muscles up,hence the phrase "get ripped"
User avatar #11 to #1 - swissdude (06/28/2012) [-]
They aren't getting torn up, it's the opposite side of the spectrum. The tears are microscopic.
User avatar #10 to #1 - lightness (06/27/2012) [-]
Gonna look it up for a possible part 3 :)
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