Looked normal to me.

What makes you say that?

So you are giving food to random strangers? I understand that they are in problems...
If I were at your place,at the end of the day, I´d emotionally freaked out. Too many unhappy people...

They won't be happy if they have to worry about their next meal. The won't be happy if they need to worry about freezing to death.

With the food and clothes we give, we ease that burden. Make a smile or two.

I´d tell you something but I would regret that.

Only thing crazy here must be me then.

Yes.

>be me at the evening
>drinks water near the sink
>all of sudden I inhaled some water
>fucking spit it out everywhere but not into the sink
>dragonbolt

>be me
>Trying to make freezer pizza
>Slices won't unstick
>thejewsdidthis.jpg
>Cook it anyway
>Flakes off and burns
>starts fire alarm
>All the kids, babies, and I storm out the house
>HURR, only pizza
>Everyone on the block looks at us
AND THAT IS WHY I WANT TO BE A CHEF

Sooo... Whatcha doin´?

Watching twins.
Icky.

ooo boy. Totally forgot about them.

Fill in the state and age: .....................................

7 Months old.

Feels like about year already...

Feels like eternity.

No dude... Don´t go that deep

Y-Yeah.

*me´s hand softly caresses at lightingeagle´s hair* Silly! Something bugging you?

I knew I should have formulate the sentence better...

**lightingeagle giggles** Not really.

Hmmm... I meant to ask you what´s with your awatar on steam. You guys still have cold out there?

Oh, no no. I just wanted it that way.

I'm a winter warrior, after all.

You are what now?

A winter warrior.

It's a little volunteer thing that is active during the winter. It's food drives and stuff. We help the shelters too, but my mother only lets me do the food drives.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4643085/Inspirational+place/
Just imagine dildoing here and then climaxing ´´over the edge´´

I'd much rather someone else fuck me.

Sometimes I go to look for NSFW and erect myself a boner. Then I smile,caress it a while and let it go back to normal. Fapping is not easy for me anymore. I focus on my back almost all the times when not napping...

Yeah well... Me neither

Huh.

I don´t know dude... How can you tell?! Have you been fucked?

I guess... I don´t know. I imagine the shot to be taken from the side... And the second body would be really unecesarry

Feels better fucking someone, say, like Zerum.

The finest of the meals,ever

Playing Dark Souls.

Doing my best to deal with kids.

You?

Not much

That's good, I guess. . .

Well, ever play Dark Souls?

I tried it once. Wasn't for me.

Even though I'm so, so bad at this game, I still do enjoy playing it.

What video games do you play, if any?

Adventure/simulation, I guess.
I like open world games more than anything, though.
Things like RDR/

That game was fun.

Do you have an Xbox? Maybe we could play something, sometime.

PS3

Eh, I will get a PS4, though!

My gamer tag would be Lighting Eagle, but I can't quite play yet. I have chores to do.

After that, if you'd help me, I'd be so gracious. Until then, help anyone else, I don't want to bog you down.

It's fine, not many people need help at the moment.

I'll help you to the fullest extent I can.
c:

I've been like, doing the thingy, and making it happen.

Glad to hear that for you.
I just got back from biking a 3K with my father. FUN!

I also hope you're enjoying fathers day.

What's the thingy? ;P

Considering I'm a hundred miles away from my father, I'd say I'm not having much of one.

Umm, yeah. The thingie. Who doesn't know it?

Well. . .I had fun. . .

UNLIKE RIGHT NOW IN DARK SOULS

I miss dark souls. ;(

Nofuckthatgame.

I don't care how good it is.
No,
fuck it.

Bad.

I loved it so so much.

And then I lent it to a friend and I haven't seen it since.

I think it's possible he broke it in anger.

I guess I would have done the same eventually. :|

I'd inquire about it's status, honestly.

Ha, casual, getting mad at video games. PFFFT

Yup. He broke it. :/

nigga oh u $20

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPFB0rM1Xxk
dis da jam, yo

I don't know why I expected lil B. ;P

He does.

Ever done community service and started up a museum?
Well, if you ever do get a bug up your ass to do just that, STOP YOURSELF AND DON'T BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

HUH.

I'll keep that in mind.

But, I generally have sharpies, not bugs, up my ass.

... >.>
Really?

. . .
You know I anally masturbate to you

What's shocking about that?

I didn't know. >.>

Hello, how are you?

I'm good~
Yesterday was exciting =u=
How're youuuuuuuuuuuu

Sorry, I had a family barbecue.

What made yesterday so good?

OH TONS OF STUFF~
ahhh so much has happened~
ok so
to start off
i got a GIANT lollipop
like seriously it's HUUUUGE
i went shopping at family dollar yesterday, and, it turns out they have TONS of stuff that i missed~
I got new liquid eyeliner, i got HUGGIES the most amazing drink EVER, new panties, and, while they lack the best design, they are SO soft i wanna diiIIIEEEEEE
and all this means
i can literally walk two blocks and get everything i could ever need from that store~
I found an amazing song that is so good i'm gonna play it till the point where i get sick of it and never wanna hear it again
I got better at drawing things and i drew some things~
and i started reading homestuck and it's SO GOOOOD

Seems like you had quite the time!
Grats on the Huggies, those things are great.
Homestuck is something I need to read more of.
Eyeliner and panties. . .That's nice, I guess.

I'm close to a Walgreens. That place gets me the stuffs I need and then some.

Oh i did~
YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON SO FAR TO KNOW WHAT HUGGIES ARE, I LOVE YOU
Aw ye it isssssss
Whaddya mean you guessss, it's kiwi cake fantastic

I think i've heard of walgreens .3.
only heard of though

i <3 u2

It's a corner store that sells stuff. Not at a dollar, sadly, but sells stuff. It's nice.

I feel like there's more to it, but, whatever. He can do him.

How are you? I was actually going to leave to play BlazBlue and League of Legends with my friends, but, hey, whatever.

I'm not cowboybebop, but he's lacking his computer, and I have mine, and he said if I see you that I should say hi.
I'm fine though, thanks.

There's more to it, because that devil always got a few cards up the sleeve.
They're all fun, but, hey, whatever!

Well, pleased to make your acquaintance, and all that.

Umm. . . What music do you like?

I like country and western. I like a lot of music as long as it's not really quick rap.
What about yourself?

Sorry, I Was busy and all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDtsypvXbCI&list=LLl1mdpF0IQFNi1ikvYfQd3w&feature=mh_lolz

These are my Youtube likes. There's a TON of music on it, so, that stuff.
I do just about anything. I don't know why, but I want heavy metal and Marachi music.

I did that in fall, right?
That's forever ago, man.

You're welcome. Try this, if I haven't linked it, or sent this to you before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpieKMIN7ug

And since I just came out, this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV88GKO12hs

Oh yeah, I've seen that too. :3

The second link seems appropriate. ;3

It may have been a while ago, but she loves it anyway!

Because I simply got tired of it.

I still will be your friend, yeah, but you just went off too far, for the last time. That's all.

I did get a carried away but I was unset can't you understand that ?

I understand that.

I just think you need to control your anger better, is all.

I agree and I am trying but it is not easy.

It's not supposed to be.

Just ignore it, or be productive with it.

Holy shit.
I'm sorry, this is probably at least somewhat private, but that picture.

Oh god that picture.

It just.

Feels.

I know exactly how that is and it is just infinitely sweet. :3

..wha..?

That picture is sweet.

...it's a, "What happened last night" sort of picture.

My brain tends to ignore facial expressions. ;P

Oh.

I need to make more pictures.

But yeah, I'm good now.

Thanks for making this. I like it, a lot. Also, can I get help for positing my Cute Mark? It's not something I'm good at, and request your knowledge of.

Sure thing, hon. Whenever you're next on, I should be able to walk you through that.

So, how do I do it?

Er...hit me up on steam, will ya?

When I am open, which'll hopefully be soon.

See the gray area? It usually fits in there.

Alright. I'll try getting that to happen.

I also feel like my CM needs to be in a case, or something of the sort, because it being "free" doesn't look right, or feel right to me.

another reference, and you'll have to talk to my sister about that, she's better at art crap than i am.

More you have, the better.

I'm a special type of stupid when it comes to this.

You aren't stupid, I'm sure, just new

It's like the same thing for me.

:/

Eckles was the Doctor before Tenant?

Our economy is shit.
So our reserve requirement is low. Like, VERY low.

... I meant that all the banks hold their money electronically now...

Oh.
Dang.

As the mighty Lil B once said.
"OKAY"

"Alrighty then"

SO
How are you?

Better :3

SE HOY, YEAH~!

Hehe, wut?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm0Dj5uAU_Q&list=PLAA91904073EB8C96
No this

Still in a library

AND I'M STILL TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF

EMOTION

DR. WHO!!!

A show that I need to see more of.

Indubitubly.

Well, yeah.

That Smith guy is like, cool. So, that's one reason why.

... Tenant was cool too.

>.>

And cute.

Eh, I didn't see the appeal to him in the looks department.

His doctor was too. . . Charmy. for me.

I like his face. And hair :3

And why not charming?

I feel like you should be a snide ass, like Eckles, or a "Hey, I'm alive, and I like, shouldn't be. Fuck it, oh wait, no, I don't swear" doctor, like Smith.

Anything in the middle feels wrong.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfc8appW1Yg
It's a sound that these fuckballs do.

I too, do it in public with my friends. Make people laugh. The store employees actually don't mind it, if you're not obnoxious with t.

I'm in a library

Se hoy, No. . .

Se hoy nu

Se hoy, no u

Hadouken!

Hoy.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah what?

So, we're talking Dark Souls level of "Fuck you, fuck you reeeal good"?

The first creature you face, two wolves, can pretty easily fucking rip you apart.

Wait. . . Two WORLDS.

TWO Wolves. . .

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Lolz.

But they can seriously fuck you up.

It took me so, so long to beat the Taurous Demon.

SO

Yeah, I doubt it'd be that any time soon.

Taurous Demon?

Big ass motherfucker bull demon first boss thing in Dark Souls.

Took about two, three weeks for me.

Oooh, Dark Souls.

Ahh, Masochism Souls, a game I should not of gotten, and purchased MineCraft instead.

MineCraft is fun :3

My girlfriend want's me to get it, to play with her.

Problem. I aint no money since then. And it'll be on Xbox, since I'm a casual.

I wanna get an Xbox over a computer because money too

Tell me about it.

If my teenage ass could get some superdoopar gaming laptop, that'd be nice. But, I can't. Eh.

I would, but I gotta watch my money.

It should be in your wallet, or a bank. It won't move any where without you.

The bank moves it. Kinda.

Dang.

Move the banks money. Show them who boss.

Lol

They'd never see it coming. Play a prank. Kill all the cameras, sneak in, and put it all n the bathroom. Like, all of it.

You know, the funny thing is banks don't actually hold all that much money anymore.

You said you were gone for good.

That's my only reason.

Ah. Okay?

I dunno.

You seemed pretty shaken up. Are you okay?

... I'm not entirely sure.

I'm functioning, but I feel kinda fragmented.

Oh. OH.

I think I know that feeling.

WELL, talk to me if you need it, Mister Bane.

Thanks Light.

I appreciate it.

After hearing what your parents did to you, over things that you don't have much control over, it's the least I can do.

Word of advice. Fuck them with the spiny end of a rake. I would. They aren't "Parents" if they do that, and if my facts are right.

Well they aren't my parents anymore...

They disowned me.

It's a shame, yeah, but so are their actions.

I'm just kinda focused on the immediate at the moment.

That's what I'd do. Look for the future when you can handle it.

Mhm.

Though I do want an Xbox.

Xbox 1.

How nice is that gonna be? It does the thingies, and makes it happen.

But that's pricey.

I just want a simple 360

I have one. It's neat.

I don't play it that much.

I'm hoping to buy one cheap.

And then get Skyrim. And Two Worlds.

Skyrim was okay, and it wasn't really my game.

Never played Two Worlds.

I like the Elder Scrolls series.

And it is amazing.

They're hits or misses for me.

Huh. It's an RPG, I know that. But, what feature do you like the most?

With Two Worlds?

Umm... I don't know about feature, but it doesn't baby you. Like... at all.

wut.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ4L-kCeQto
So, this song is cool. I hate when the label adds their name to it, but fuck that.

I've shown you my favorite rapper, right?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxJzj65cOHE

Not Lil B

I-I'm sorry

Yeah. That's better.

He's so swag

he just cares about everyone, lil b just wants us all to be happy

Lil B is the greatest human alive

But it's actually me.

Am I speaking to the based god?

Hello.

how are
you

Good. How about
You?

i am
good
yes
yessssssssssssssssss

Huh.

What's the saying? If you're happy and you know it, shake dat ass?

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

IF YOU DONT SHOW ME I WONT BELIEVE YOU

YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE BUTT SHAKING

FOR A FEW WEEKS

watcha up to :3

Right now, I'm cleaning.

i seeeeeeeee

how do you see me oh my lord what am doing now

shhh i'm just
hiding
in your room

Are you in the closet?

nope

So you. . .

CAME OUT THE CLOSET?

i was never theeeeeeeeere

Dang.

Where you be?

in ur butt
face
head
butt head

nuu das creepy

Sorry for the late reply. I didn't have FJ in a tab, and I was rather busy.

Wonderful evening to you.
Pardon me, but do I know you?

you dont have to worry about the late reply darling, and it is good to hear you are doing well. We have not spoken to my knowledge i simply felt like coming to visit.

Are you on Ponyville, or Friendly? I feel like I've seen you on friendly.

Well, if that's the case, feel free to tell me about your day.

Im afraid i am not on friendly darling, though in honestly i have never attempted to join it
also my day has been going good darling, thank you for asking.

My apologies for this. I have no say in the matter. . .

its fine darling, i will talk to you when you return should you wish to

Well, mine has been dand,y too. I need to do something. I may not return until late, if at all.

I went to do menial labor. It's okay.

Oh sorry... I just felt rather bad...

It's fine.

Don't feel bad for me. Better uses of energy out there.

That is what I do though put a lot of care and effort into my friends! Besides I don't really have much to use energy on haha

Just a tulpa.
My favorite pony is all of them, I guess.

I have no idea the exact numbers, but my father has a family of less than 5, including me, and my Mother has over 20.

Oh tulpas I uh have been hearing quiet about those a lot.... I think someone said I had one Trixie and I was like what?

Speaking of Trixie... its my username so it is obvious who favorite pony is...

Oh I meant like in your house or immediate... Like me I have 3 older siblings making me the youngest and then 5 pets only one is mine

What is the oddest combination of food you enjoy?

Um well people look at me weird... but I once was dared to stick an oreo in salsa con queso and it was honestly one of the best things I have ever had...

What is the most embarrassing thing you ever did

Most embarrassing. . .

Get taken seriously when I said "Obama is a useless nigga, who only made white slaves, and we should still own niggers like him."

Somebody took that seriously? They must be stupid like seriously they went full retard!

Um in 6th grade I my section of stands cleared the stands at a basket ball game because I had a really bad fart....

That's why my rowing team thinks I'm racist.

Oh, my. . .

Well you could be racist if you live in the south like I do! Where we support slavery and incest....

Yeah the cafeteria had mexican food that day and my stomach as a yongster wasn't very strong..... but at least I did not shit myself!

That's good!

What's your least favorite thing that people say about you?

Oh yes excellent....

No one has really said anything bad about me that I know of or at least on here... but I do question sometimes why people say they like me so much well at least on here... and I am really not trying to be egotistical or anything it is like I seriously don't really do much and some people call me awesome I just don't get it....

You? And what is the nicest thing anyone has said about you? Other than Luna is best princess haha

Because you are.

The best thing is probably anything www.funnyjunk.com/user/discordwhooves has said to me, as she's sweeter than something sweet.

You?

Awe that is adorable... Is this our girlfriend or just a girl?

Hmm well I have really only had once serious relationship but I can't really remember anything in particular that was said that I found sweet and no one really says anything sweet or charming around here... Well at least not a girl :/

Girlfriend.

Fun Fact: You can date other guys.

Fun fact: I am in no way gay or bi sexual...

I only like girls it has been all I have ever liked and I all I will ever like... I am not saying guys are bad but they are not sexually appealing to me so yeah....

You don't HAVE to fuck them. You can just like, enjoy who they are.

I know and I do but I am not going to date someone I am not sexually attracted too or even have a crush on... Do I like talking with them yes but it will not go beyond that...

I have a whole sister, a half brother, my mom, and stepdad, which I don't count.

Could be worse, really.

You could always be a few degrees below temp, to the point where you're at way high risk for hypothermia.

Who knows I could be... Oh well I don't let my health issues stop me from enjoying life!

That's a good out look.

What music do you listen to?

What music don't I listen too? If it is good I will listen too it but I guess you could say I prefer 70s and 80s music! And you?

I'm more of a metal / rocker child at heart. But, like you said, I'm game with anything.

Rock is good it is excellent! Are we playing 20 questions haha

Okay hmm favorite food?

Umm. . .

Hard one.

My favorite food has to be Fish and Chips, or Breaded Shrimp.

Oh seafood... I live in Florida and can't stand the stuff haha

Mine doughnuts I love sweets... burger and fries is a close second though!

Your turn :P

What's your favorite song, or book? Both, if you will.

Hmm favorite song that is a tough one because it is heavily dependent on my mood...

Book though Wind Up Bird Chronicle! Have read it over 5 times and it is almost 700 pages haha

You? And lets see a good question? What makes you happy like something simple that just always puts a smile on your face? Like for me rain does... Just the sound and smell and look cheer me up!

What is your favorite season?

Oh a lady friend... Yeah that is a good one excellent in fact!

Hmm I like winter I love the cold and it is well excellent cuddle weather if I had someone to cuddle! I just wish there was snow!

Okay hmm I want a good simple question but not to simple lie facorite color (orange) haha

Hmm favorite material possession other than technology!

I think that the sombrero I got during the "Fiesta de Senor Joeyseph" party that we had for my stepuncle Joey last fall.

Yours?

What is the best gift you've been given?

Oh hmm well this is a toughie... favorite possession... idk I lost my home and most of my sentimental things from my childhood so it is hard to choose... so I guess I just keep all my old tickets from movies and sporting events and concerts those are pretty important to me....

As for best gift... The gift of life I guess haha

Hmm what is your fondest memory?

My dad leaving me when my parents divorced when I was 3. His final walking out the door, and goodbye.

You?

What was the worst thing you've ever bought?

I never knew my dad... Well my biological one at least... That sounds sad I am so so sorry....

Fondest memory there isn't much but going to McDonalds every Wednesday with my grandfather is always a pleasant thought!

Hmm the worst thing I have ever bought... Probably something food related that I didn't enjoy... material wise I don't know anything I bought for an ex... or probably something I don't get much use from like hmm a nice shirt or something... I don't like to buy things I don't need or rarely use!

Best purchase?

My best purchase had to be dinner, for my two best friends one night.

What was the oddest thing anyone bought for you, and think you would want?

Hmm my best purchase is my laptop.... Just because school and what not plus first computer so it is special!

Hmm well I can't really say anything about stuff from my grandmother who buys me little religious things all of the time even though I am not religious but she is old and has dementia and what not... So hmm this actually tough one I don't really receive any gifts... I one time got cheese as a Christmas gift.... So that was bad...

You?

If you could choose three things to bring on an online what would they be? The island has electricity and internet connection but you can't go on the internet and get help like anything mentioning the island gets rejected...

Also, my oddest gift was a journal, and it had nothing on the cover. On the pages it was "Case study of Ben H.

Page 1. He's fucking nutty. Look at this freak. He probably likes girls. What a queer."

From a lady friend of mine.

If you could have one super power, aside all of them, what would you take and why?

I'd bring. . .

Wow that's tough.

Umm. . . I'd bring my girlfriend, my dream house, and enough food and clean water to put the stockpiles of a doomsday prepper to shame.

Wow I said three things not a grocery store but then again I guess that would be three things... the house would not be furnished though :P
I would bring uh nothing except maybe water! I wand to rough it up in the wilderness haha

Lets see there are two ways this could go.... I would love my own iron man suit but that is not really natural powers unless you count money as a power... so either superior intelligence or like elemental powers like ice and fire and stuff!

You?

Hmm oh man these past few ones have been bueno lets see! Favorite pony? haha I guess Luna :P

Seriously uh Family size including pets?

I think that the thing that makes me the most happy is talking to my girlfriend, rowing, or me being in my wonderland.

I dunno.

I feel like you know everyone in pv really well and I see you being nice on like everyone's profile... but we aren't even friends....

I try to.

We're friends now.

Woo!

You don't try you succeed!

Yes.

Is this the first time we have talked I really do not know?

It is the first time we've talked.

I don't think that is true... There is no way I have been pv back when it was Canterlot since the very first day and I talk to everyone so that can't be possible... I am just under a different name now...

Unless we are given the original, we won't be able to figure anything out.

Ponytimecrusader... You have to remember that I was like captain or whatever... and now I am an addy... And I swear I have talked to you on this profile because I remember you being sad someone didn't tag you in a post and I tried to cheer you up by saying you were the best lighting and best eagle!

We share no record of this.

It was maybe a month ago but I know for a fact that I have indeed talked to you before if only brief!

Then I can recall earlier this year maybe this last summer or at least I think it was you... That you were excited about going on a date with a girl you liked and that you tried weed for the first time or something... And then I think you posted some sort of secret but I couldn't tell if you were joking and won't post because I don't want to upset or tell anyone if it wasn't a joke... Yep does that ring a bell?

I never did smoke, I wanted to try it, that's all.

IT does now.

So, wait, secret? What is that secret? I forget now.

I believe something about trying semen once when you masturbated...

Oh, right.

Tastes like Swedish Fish or pears depending on my diet then.

Since I've aten like shit and gotten a lot of salt and take out, it's just gross now. I'm glad I get to actually have a diet now that we've moved.

I love Sweedish fist and I love pears and now I feel like they may be slightly ruined now.... haha

Yes diets are good my diet needs to consist of eating more because the doc thinks I am to skinny :/

Lucky.

Not really... I have extremity and circulation problems.... everyone complains that I am constantly cold even though the majority of the time I feel hot... so yeah

I'd love to always be colder than normal, but not more.

Sorry to hear. Any know ways to fix it?

Eat more and hope it doesn't become worse... I am not complaining but obviously something is wrong with me if I am cold when I touch people and I feel like I am too hot...

But I have made two.

Kitty. Please, you're the one that let me enable my fab to show it to you.

It is kinda adorable, and may, or may not of happened to me.

:OO It may or may not have happened to you? Did it, or did it not? I must knowwwww! <3

Let's say that uh, Memori / Enigma has. . . Their sexual needs. . . and they'll indulge where ever they are. And in my case, field.

Ohhhh~ Hehe. c:

Sorry, not out here. IN here.

That's how most things that are exciting, or not a snore are.