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Gender: male
Age: 19
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Consoles Owned: All of them
Video Games Played: Too many
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Interests: Dragons
Date Signed Up:11/28/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Louisiana
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#42 - Picture 01/09/2016 on Unreal Disrespect +1
#41 - wat is song pls  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Unreal Disrespect +11
#86 - umppis (01/10/2016) [-]
I really really really like this picture
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#138 - starllow (01/10/2016) [-]
Save it, it's all yours, my friend.
#116 - I don't get why people make fun of Trump for saying that. In … 01/08/2016 on How The 1% Lives +3
#65 - He never said that vaccines directly cause autism - he adamant…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2015 on funny joke 0
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#167 - vorarephilia (12/30/2015) [-]
www.jpeds.com/article/S0022-3476 (13)00144-3/pdf?ext=.pdf

that has been disproven since 2013.
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#170 - vorarephilia (12/30/2015) [-]
dammit. copy paste it and remove the space before the (13). you remember how it was back in the day.
#234 - Uh... that's not very free. What happened? Is he going to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on lifesavers's profile 0
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#235 - kibbleking (12/29/2015) [-]
No, he's dead. He was never exactly healthy, so when I first heard the news I figured the cause, but never this....
#232 - Ey. What's up? Been free lately?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on lifesavers's profile 0
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#233 - kibbleking (12/29/2015) [-]
Well my uncle got shot today.
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#234 - lifesavers (12/29/2015) [-]
Uh... that's not very free. What happened? Is he going to be okay, or...?
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#235 - kibbleking (12/29/2015) [-]
No, he's dead. He was never exactly healthy, so when I first heard the news I figured the cause, but never this....
#177 - Comment deleted 12/22/2015 on OH LOOK... 0
#32 - DICE hates air vehicles and loves to royally **** on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Mission Status: SICK +6
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#108 - yusay (12/22/2015) [-]
Each of the cannons is for a different purpose. 20s aren't the best, they're for aircraft. 25s have splash and are better for infantry.
#67 - It's used in submachine guns because, by definition, submachin… 12/17/2015 on FO Ammo 0
#797 - You know, sometimes I need to pick some stuff up when I'm on a… 12/17/2015 on killer mike and sanders 0

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#207 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by lifesavers
#231 - kibbleking (12/29/2015) [-]
Hey, hey, hey!
#232 to #231 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Ey. What's up? Been free lately?
User avatar #233 to #232 - kibbleking (12/29/2015) [-]
Well my uncle got shot today.
User avatar #234 to #233 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Uh... that's not very free. What happened? Is he going to be okay, or...?
User avatar #235 to #234 - kibbleking (12/29/2015) [-]
No, he's dead. He was never exactly healthy, so when I first heard the news I figured the cause, but never this....
User avatar #228 - kibbleking (11/09/2015) [-]
lol sorry m8 I don't know what's going on
User avatar #229 to #228 - lifesavers ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
Haha, it's no problem. I was just a bit confused why I was blocked when I only remember agreeing with you on pretty much every comment I see you post.
User avatar #223 - Furry ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
Been a good while since I've added to my list. I've been removed from the community long enough most notifications are me being removed.

What's up?
User avatar #224 to #223 - lifesavers ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
I can't imagine that many people are removing you; you still have 1600 friends or so! Insane... that's more than ************ . You whore
Naw, I sent a friend request because I saw a few of your comments over time on content and you kinda looked like one of those fun guys everyone wants on their friends list... which may explain the whole 1600 friends thing. Also I won't lie, you have just about the best username ever. It's got that sort of novelty thing going on.
User avatar #225 to #224 - Furry ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
Hahaha yeahhhh. I love my username. I'm partly to blame for how many furs are on this site back in highschool when I was still really antisocial I posted TONS of poem here and consequently created a couple hundred furs lol.

I lose like maybe one friend a week. I do keep up with a couple cool ******* like ghio and installation.

Lol and that one time I got ranked #5 best comments on the whole site (looking story there)
#226 to #225 - ghio (10/31/2015) [-]
**ghio used "*roll picture*"**
**ghio rolled image**Woot! mention!
#214 - yiffcario (09/20/2015) [-]
suppppppppppppppppp
User avatar #216 to #214 - lifesavers ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
The Taken King
#219 to #216 - yiffcario (09/28/2015) [-]
Beat the raid yet?
User avatar #220 to #219 - lifesavers ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I've gotten to Oryx three times and my team keeps bailing on me because "It's 2 am waah" and "THIS IS HARD"
So no.
#221 to #220 - yiffcario (09/28/2015) [-]
We got Oryx and people had to go and we haven't gotten our group together since so same here.
User avatar #222 to #221 - yiffcario (09/28/2015) [-]
got to*
#218 to #216 - yiffcario (09/20/2015) [-]
SWWWOOORRDDSSS
#209 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
you're subscribed to my channel
nice
User avatar #210 to #209 - lifesavers ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
I, you know, wanted to make sure I knew when you posted lewd Mudkip art. For science.
#211 to #210 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
im always posting lewd mudkip things
#212 to #211 - lifesavers ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
You're right... maybe I should have thought this through a little better.
#213 to #212 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
its ok
#204 - yiffcario (09/09/2015) [-]
I saw you.
#205 to #204 - lifesavers ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Stop noticing things! I accidentally clicked on of of your MILLIONS OF STATUS UPDATES
#201 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/16/2015) [-]
I seen you creepin' on my profile.
#202 to #201 - lifesavers ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I see your comments everywhere and they always make me laugh. It's not like I was stalking you or anything... b-bakka!
User avatar #203 to #202 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/16/2015) [-]
Just want you to know I caught you again. There is no hiding.


I'm glad my comments make you laugh though makes me feel a bit better about spending so much time here.
User avatar #197 - kibbleking (06/03/2015) [-]
unblocked m80
User avatar #198 to #197 - lifesavers ONLINE (06/03/2015) [-]
Thanks, now I can thumb up those comments you made about gun control.
User avatar #181 - yiffcario (03/28/2015) [-]
Bby you no get my text :c

Btw been getting more into STALKER.
User avatar #182 to #181 - lifesavers ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Whut text, bb
I see no text

And yay. Best game ever.
User avatar #183 to #182 - yiffcario (03/28/2015) [-]
I texted you late the other day.

Debatable
User avatar #80 - dsgbiohazard (02/10/2015) [-]
Well aren't you rude, hating on a PC user for telling another PC user to save money.
#35 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
Was it you that showed me this?
User avatar #36 to #35 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm fairly certain that I did not. But dat resolution tho.
User avatar #37 to #36 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
It's soo awesome.
User avatar #38 to #37 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Do you have Heart of the Praxic Fire? It's probably the coolest-looking armor ever... On anything. Period.
User avatar #39 to #38 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
I had it. But then I got raid gear.
User avatar #40 to #39 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I've never seen Raid gear with better stats than that. What's it called?
User avatar #41 to #40 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
Raid gear has the same stats as on exotic. At least, it did before the update that came with the DLC release.
It's the Curiass of Hezen Lords, something like that.
User avatar #42 to #41 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Ah, yeah, I had that. The extra Hand Cannon ammo is really useful, but it can't even remotely compare to the Praise the Sun perk. Also it makes me look fat.
User avatar #43 to #42 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
I think I remember it having perks for skills I didn't use so I switched.
User avatar #44 to #43 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
It decreases the cooldown of all abilities when radiance is active. Activate the double grenade skill and during Radiance you'll literally have fully-automatic grenades. Not OP at all, I promise.
User avatar #45 to #44 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
That's why I didn't use it. I use Sunsinger for survival. I use Radiance to self-resurrect, I don't use it for the cooldowns.
User avatar #46 to #45 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
But you can still self-resurrect into a group of enemies and then lay down a generous carpet-bombing, no?
User avatar #47 to #46 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
Doesn't happen often enough for me to deem in necessary.
User avatar #48 to #47 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Whatever suits you, I guess. I could never give up my beautiful armor. Anyways, if you play on the One and need somebody to team up with, don't forget I'm here.
User avatar #50 to #48 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
I asked a dumb question, my gamertag is SwordLord25
User avatar #51 to #50 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Heh, don't think I didn't see that! It wasn't really dumb, honest. Nice Gamertag, though; the rhyming thing is pretty great.
Mine's GayForBraeburn if you didn't already pick that up from my profile.
User avatar #52 to #51 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
What a name, lol.
User avatar #53 to #52 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Heh, yeah, It's been with me for quite a while, thanks to Xbox charging to change your Gamertag.
User avatar #54 to #53 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
Idk if it still works, but 30 complaints on a gamertag forces a change making it free.
User avatar #57 to #54 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
(looks like we hit the reply cap :/) No, I wouldn't say I regret it. It's a conversation-starter for sure, which is nice, but sometimes the attention comes from the most immature twelve-year-olds I've ever seen on the internet. I probably wouldn't change it much if I did, even so... My Steam name is GayForBlaziken, which is probably what I'd change it to if I did change my Gamertag. More appropriate, I'd say. You know, considering Pokemon is the best thing ever made.
User avatar #55 to #54 - lifesavers ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I'd bet it still works, but filing false reports on myself seems like a pretty last-resort thing to do. Right now, at least my is Gamertag is good at getting me loads of attention...
User avatar #56 to #55 - yiffcario (01/22/2015) [-]
=P sounds like you regret it.
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#32 - popnotes (05/30/2014) [-]
You have a nice icon. I also like your gamertag. I also like lifesavers.

Yep, that's 3. Let's sex.
#33 to #32 - lifesavers ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
K, sounds good.
User avatar #23 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
Blaziken looks fluffy.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lifesavers ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, yes. He does have an extremely generous coating of fuzzy feathery-fur stuff. Or whatever.
On a related note, Dr. Eggman looks... Eggy.
User avatar #25 to #24 - majormayor (04/14/2014) [-]
Birds have feathers.
User avatar #26 to #25 - lifesavers ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it doesn't look very feathery. It looks more like fur. So, it's like, an undetermined material.
User avatar #27 to #26 - majormayor (04/14/2014) [-]
It's not like birds can't be fluffy-looking as if they have fur.
#28 to #27 - lifesavers ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Well, that's some magic freaking 20-foot-long feathers up in there, then.
User avatar #29 to #28 - majormayor (04/14/2014) [-]
Or long hairs.
User avatar #30 to #29 - lifesavers ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
But I... You said...
Okay, whatever.
#19 - mvtjets (12/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22 to #19 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Great, now everyone gets to have a seizure every time they look at my profile. w00t.
User avatar #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/20/2013) [-]
whats up random person ^^
User avatar #9 to #8 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Hey! That was fast! I just saw your profile pic; it's amazing. And I just had to send a request to a fellow fur!
#10 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/20/2013) [-]
I got all kinds of pics of that fox saying stuff ^^
User avatar #11 to #10 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I saw the stickied comment on your profile and figured so. Do you make them yourself with Photoshop or Paint? And it seems like that little fox can make anything sound cute.
#12 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/20/2013) [-]
I did it with gimp other people have made them as well but I dont' know what they used.
#13 to #12 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Ouch, that hurt! But I'm the king of bad comebacks!
User avatar #15 to #14 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Wow, the text actually fits! I didn't expect that...
User avatar #16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/20/2013) [-]
well good meeting you im off to work now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Well darn! It's been nice seeing you.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/20/2013) [-]
back now ^^
User avatar #5 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2013) [-]
Nice username.
Also, I took your profile virginity.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Isn't that supposed to hurt? Oh, yeah. Check it - #5
User avatar #7 to #6 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2013) [-]
Damnit.
Someone did it already.
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