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#14741 - Only a few years. That's not too long. That's underst… 2 hours ago on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#14739 - We'll see in the future. That would be ideal, yeah. S…  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on lifeisaparty's profile 0
User avatar #14740 - derpingthederps (3 hours ago) [-]
That's a long while away.

Thing is I don't want my mum to know about it or anything.
I think I'll get her to ring up for me but tell her it's for something else
#14741 - lifeisaparty (2 hours ago) [-]
Only a few years. That's not too long.

That's understandable, that would be a way to do it. Make sure to let the doctor know you don't want her knowing about it, then. Doctor-patient confidentiality should make sure she doesn't find out.
Still sounds like it's depression, by the way. So you should at least see a doctor about it. Even if you don't have any suicidal thoughts it can still screw up your life.
Hope you start feeling better soon, man.
#14737 - You can prove neither of those statements. We'll see. I'll do …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
User avatar #14738 - derpingthederps (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can promise I will be, and I hope you'll be.

Not super recently... no.
I just got back from being outside... I was sat in the garden crying, puked a little then came in.
I might go see a doctor...
User avatar #14739 - lifeisaparty (9 hours ago) [-]
We'll see in the future.

That would be ideal, yeah. Sounds like it's getting pretty serious. Best to do that before it gets any worse.
User avatar #14740 - derpingthederps (3 hours ago) [-]
That's a long while away.

Thing is I don't want my mum to know about it or anything.
I think I'll get her to ring up for me but tell her it's for something else
#14741 - lifeisaparty (2 hours ago) [-]
Only a few years. That's not too long.

That's understandable, that would be a way to do it. Make sure to let the doctor know you don't want her knowing about it, then. Doctor-patient confidentiality should make sure she doesn't find out.
Still sounds like it's depression, by the way. So you should at least see a doctor about it. Even if you don't have any suicidal thoughts it can still screw up your life.
Hope you start feeling better soon, man.
#14735 - Very sometimes. But I could, and will be soon. I'm SURE yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/17/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#14736 - derpingthederps (10/20/2014) [-]
Works for me.
Ah! Well you'll be coming back, tho! And I'll still be around then.

A fair few I'd say. I don't want anything anymore, everything I wanted to aspire to be has kinda died. I don't wanna talk to anyone, I just wanna sleep. Lost intrest in college, felling unhappy, oh so unhappy, and to top it off I've been feeling kinda sick on and off. Good times, good times.
#14737 - lifeisaparty (10/20/2014) [-]
You can prove neither of those statements. We'll see. I'll do my best to make my part true, though.

Sounds a lot like you're becoming depressed. Any changes in your lifestyle that might be causing that?
User avatar #14738 - derpingthederps (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can promise I will be, and I hope you'll be.

Not super recently... no.
I just got back from being outside... I was sat in the garden crying, puked a little then came in.
I might go see a doctor...
User avatar #14739 - lifeisaparty (9 hours ago) [-]
We'll see in the future.

That would be ideal, yeah. Sounds like it's getting pretty serious. Best to do that before it gets any worse.
User avatar #14740 - derpingthederps (3 hours ago) [-]
That's a long while away.

Thing is I don't want my mum to know about it or anything.
I think I'll get her to ring up for me but tell her it's for something else
#14741 - lifeisaparty (2 hours ago) [-]
Only a few years. That's not too long.

That's understandable, that would be a way to do it. Make sure to let the doctor know you don't want her knowing about it, then. Doctor-patient confidentiality should make sure she doesn't find out.
Still sounds like it's depression, by the way. So you should at least see a doctor about it. Even if you don't have any suicidal thoughts it can still screw up your life.
Hope you start feeling better soon, man.
#14733 - Sometimes. Three guesses. Well, as long as you're…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/15/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#14734 - derpingthederps (10/17/2014) [-]
Often~
I can't even use one. I seriously have no idea! I've been coming on less. But going completly? I couldn't do that!

Yeah, probably! I just can't even figure out WHAT is wrong with me
#14735 - lifeisaparty (10/17/2014) [-]
Very sometimes.
But I could, and will be soon. I'm SURE you can guess why. At this point I can't tell you just to make sure your brain is working.

Well, what are the symptoms?
#14736 - derpingthederps (10/20/2014) [-]
Works for me.
Ah! Well you'll be coming back, tho! And I'll still be around then.

A fair few I'd say. I don't want anything anymore, everything I wanted to aspire to be has kinda died. I don't wanna talk to anyone, I just wanna sleep. Lost intrest in college, felling unhappy, oh so unhappy, and to top it off I've been feeling kinda sick on and off. Good times, good times.
#14737 - lifeisaparty (10/20/2014) [-]
You can prove neither of those statements. We'll see. I'll do my best to make my part true, though.

Sounds a lot like you're becoming depressed. Any changes in your lifestyle that might be causing that?
User avatar #14738 - derpingthederps (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can promise I will be, and I hope you'll be.

Not super recently... no.
I just got back from being outside... I was sat in the garden crying, puked a little then came in.
I might go see a doctor...
User avatar #14739 - lifeisaparty (9 hours ago) [-]
We'll see in the future.

That would be ideal, yeah. Sounds like it's getting pretty serious. Best to do that before it gets any worse.
User avatar #14740 - derpingthederps (3 hours ago) [-]
That's a long while away.

Thing is I don't want my mum to know about it or anything.
I think I'll get her to ring up for me but tell her it's for something else
#14741 - lifeisaparty (2 hours ago) [-]
Only a few years. That's not too long.

That's understandable, that would be a way to do it. Make sure to let the doctor know you don't want her knowing about it, then. Doctor-patient confidentiality should make sure she doesn't find out.
Still sounds like it's depression, by the way. So you should at least see a doctor about it. Even if you don't have any suicidal thoughts it can still screw up your life.
Hope you start feeling better soon, man.
#14731 - Well, get through topics quicker and usually in more detail. …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/15/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#14732 - derpingthederps (10/15/2014) [-]
Most certianly~
Huh, why not!?

I think so. I think it's just hormones or something...
#14733 - lifeisaparty (10/15/2014) [-]
Sometimes.
Three guesses.

Well, as long as you're sure. I don't know how much help I'd be, but I've probably read up on it, but if you don't want help so be it. Best of luck.
#14734 - derpingthederps (10/17/2014) [-]
Often~
I can't even use one. I seriously have no idea! I've been coming on less. But going completly? I couldn't do that!

Yeah, probably! I just can't even figure out WHAT is wrong with me
#14735 - lifeisaparty (10/17/2014) [-]
Very sometimes.
But I could, and will be soon. I'm SURE you can guess why. At this point I can't tell you just to make sure your brain is working.

Well, what are the symptoms?
#14736 - derpingthederps (10/20/2014) [-]
Works for me.
Ah! Well you'll be coming back, tho! And I'll still be around then.

A fair few I'd say. I don't want anything anymore, everything I wanted to aspire to be has kinda died. I don't wanna talk to anyone, I just wanna sleep. Lost intrest in college, felling unhappy, oh so unhappy, and to top it off I've been feeling kinda sick on and off. Good times, good times.
#14737 - lifeisaparty (10/20/2014) [-]
You can prove neither of those statements. We'll see. I'll do my best to make my part true, though.

Sounds a lot like you're becoming depressed. Any changes in your lifestyle that might be causing that?
User avatar #14738 - derpingthederps (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can promise I will be, and I hope you'll be.

Not super recently... no.
I just got back from being outside... I was sat in the garden crying, puked a little then came in.
I might go see a doctor...
User avatar #14739 - lifeisaparty (9 hours ago) [-]
We'll see in the future.

That would be ideal, yeah. Sounds like it's getting pretty serious. Best to do that before it gets any worse.
User avatar #14740 - derpingthederps (3 hours ago) [-]
That's a long while away.

Thing is I don't want my mum to know about it or anything.
I think I'll get her to ring up for me but tell her it's for something else
#14741 - lifeisaparty (2 hours ago) [-]
Only a few years. That's not too long.

That's understandable, that would be a way to do it. Make sure to let the doctor know you don't want her knowing about it, then. Doctor-patient confidentiality should make sure she doesn't find out.
Still sounds like it's depression, by the way. So you should at least see a doctor about it. Even if you don't have any suicidal thoughts it can still screw up your life.
Hope you start feeling better soon, man.
#14729 - So, apparently this account is now alive again (I swear I'm … 10/14/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#14728 - Fair enough. I do like steam better, the conversations flo…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/13/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#14730 - derpingthederps (10/14/2014) [-]
Too right. Get though topics much quicker that way.
Well, either way you'll get to stay in contact with me, that much I am sure!
You don't gotta worry about dat~
As do I, can't say I'm finding it all too fun
#14731 - lifeisaparty (10/15/2014) [-]
Well, get through topics quicker and usually in more detail.
At this rate, I'm not too sure about that, m8.
Yet.

Are you going to be alright, or would you like some help with dealing with it?
#14732 - derpingthederps (10/15/2014) [-]
Most certianly~
Huh, why not!?

I think so. I think it's just hormones or something...
#14733 - lifeisaparty (10/15/2014) [-]
Sometimes.
Three guesses.

Well, as long as you're sure. I don't know how much help I'd be, but I've probably read up on it, but if you don't want help so be it. Best of luck.
#14734 - derpingthederps (10/17/2014) [-]
Often~
I can't even use one. I seriously have no idea! I've been coming on less. But going completly? I couldn't do that!

Yeah, probably! I just can't even figure out WHAT is wrong with me
#14735 - lifeisaparty (10/17/2014) [-]
Very sometimes.
But I could, and will be soon. I'm SURE you can guess why. At this point I can't tell you just to make sure your brain is working.

Well, what are the symptoms?
#14736 - derpingthederps (10/20/2014) [-]
Works for me.
Ah! Well you'll be coming back, tho! And I'll still be around then.

A fair few I'd say. I don't want anything anymore, everything I wanted to aspire to be has kinda died. I don't wanna talk to anyone, I just wanna sleep. Lost intrest in college, felling unhappy, oh so unhappy, and to top it off I've been feeling kinda sick on and off. Good times, good times.
#14737 - lifeisaparty (10/20/2014) [-]
You can prove neither of those statements. We'll see. I'll do my best to make my part true, though.

Sounds a lot like you're becoming depressed. Any changes in your lifestyle that might be causing that?
User avatar #14738 - derpingthederps (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can promise I will be, and I hope you'll be.

Not super recently... no.
I just got back from being outside... I was sat in the garden crying, puked a little then came in.
I might go see a doctor...
User avatar #14739 - lifeisaparty (9 hours ago) [-]
We'll see in the future.

That would be ideal, yeah. Sounds like it's getting pretty serious. Best to do that before it gets any worse.
User avatar #14740 - derpingthederps (3 hours ago) [-]
That's a long while away.

Thing is I don't want my mum to know about it or anything.
I think I'll get her to ring up for me but tell her it's for something else
#14741 - lifeisaparty (2 hours ago) [-]
Only a few years. That's not too long.

That's understandable, that would be a way to do it. Make sure to let the doctor know you don't want her knowing about it, then. Doctor-patient confidentiality should make sure she doesn't find out.
Still sounds like it's depression, by the way. So you should at least see a doctor about it. Even if you don't have any suicidal thoughts it can still screw up your life.
Hope you start feeling better soon, man.
#14726 - So, do I keep in contact with you here or on steam? I real…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/13/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0
#14727 - derpingthederps (10/13/2014) [-]
It's hard to say really.
I've been very, very off with myself lately. I don't know why either. Cause of that I've hardly come on steam, so I'd normally say here.
But here, I get that you really really don't like it
#14728 - lifeisaparty (10/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
I do like steam better, the conversations flow a bit better there. Real time responses and such without hours in between. But it's not so much about what I prefer here, it's more about how I'm going to be staying in contact with you.
If you don't want me staying in contact with you, I'll bugger off, but until you actually tell me to go away I'm going to keep coming back now and then to bug you.
It's what friends do.
So I'll try to stop by here every now and then to reply to a comment. But I won't be replying to more than one per day. So have a good one, with that. Hope you start being less off with yourself.
#14730 - derpingthederps (10/14/2014) [-]
Too right. Get though topics much quicker that way.
Well, either way you'll get to stay in contact with me, that much I am sure!
You don't gotta worry about dat~
As do I, can't say I'm finding it all too fun
#14731 - lifeisaparty (10/15/2014) [-]
Well, get through topics quicker and usually in more detail.
At this rate, I'm not too sure about that, m8.
Yet.

Are you going to be alright, or would you like some help with dealing with it?
#14732 - derpingthederps (10/15/2014) [-]
Most certianly~
Huh, why not!?

I think so. I think it's just hormones or something...
#14733 - lifeisaparty (10/15/2014) [-]
Sometimes.
Three guesses.

Well, as long as you're sure. I don't know how much help I'd be, but I've probably read up on it, but if you don't want help so be it. Best of luck.
#14734 - derpingthederps (10/17/2014) [-]
Often~
I can't even use one. I seriously have no idea! I've been coming on less. But going completly? I couldn't do that!

Yeah, probably! I just can't even figure out WHAT is wrong with me
#14735 - lifeisaparty (10/17/2014) [-]
Very sometimes.
But I could, and will be soon. I'm SURE you can guess why. At this point I can't tell you just to make sure your brain is working.

Well, what are the symptoms?
#14736 - derpingthederps (10/20/2014) [-]
Works for me.
Ah! Well you'll be coming back, tho! And I'll still be around then.

A fair few I'd say. I don't want anything anymore, everything I wanted to aspire to be has kinda died. I don't wanna talk to anyone, I just wanna sleep. Lost intrest in college, felling unhappy, oh so unhappy, and to top it off I've been feeling kinda sick on and off. Good times, good times.
#14737 - lifeisaparty (10/20/2014) [-]
You can prove neither of those statements. We'll see. I'll do my best to make my part true, though.

Sounds a lot like you're becoming depressed. Any changes in your lifestyle that might be causing that?
User avatar #14738 - derpingthederps (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can promise I will be, and I hope you'll be.

Not super recently... no.
I just got back from being outside... I was sat in the garden crying, puked a little then came in.
I might go see a doctor...
User avatar #14739 - lifeisaparty (9 hours ago) [-]
We'll see in the future.

That would be ideal, yeah. Sounds like it's getting pretty serious. Best to do that before it gets any worse.
User avatar #14740 - derpingthederps (3 hours ago) [-]
That's a long while away.

Thing is I don't want my mum to know about it or anything.
I think I'll get her to ring up for me but tell her it's for something else
#14741 - lifeisaparty (2 hours ago) [-]
Only a few years. That's not too long.

That's understandable, that would be a way to do it. Make sure to let the doctor know you don't want her knowing about it, then. Doctor-patient confidentiality should make sure she doesn't find out.
Still sounds like it's depression, by the way. So you should at least see a doctor about it. Even if you don't have any suicidal thoughts it can still screw up your life.
Hope you start feeling better soon, man.
#14725 - Sounds good, I'll do my own thing, then. With blackjacks, and … 10/12/2014 on lifeisaparty's profile 0

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User avatar #14729 - lifeisaparty (10/14/2014) [-]
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So, apparently this account is now alive again (I swear I'm not a zombie). I don't know who stops by anymore, I really doubt it's anyone, but if you drop me a message about whatever you want, I'll reply for some ***** and giggles.
Cheers, everyone. Until my time comes again.
#14349 - lifeisaparty (09/12/2014) [-]
Tindarin.
Derpingthederps.
Mrgreatreturns.
I'm too lazy to go to all of your profiles and copy paste this (and Ryan, you dick, I still can't comment on your profile anyway)
So I'm bringing you all here.

Hi.
That's all I have for now, but soon I will have much more news to share. I'll probably just call you three back again. So if you're alive, let me know by replying, please. Or if you don't care, let me know. Or, whatever. Do what you want and do what you will.
Mostly this'll be about the news involving the AMEDD (Army Medical Department) stuff. I've been trying to talk with a recruiter for what seem like forever now, but I do know a few things already. If you want a reply that won't disappear that you can re-read over and over until it seems alright you can ask me anything you want about my army plans and what-not. Or you can tell me about your day. Or tell me to die in a hole. Again with the "do what you want" thing.

Anyway. Here is where I'll be sharing news about AMEDD. I figure it's the best place as I won't have to repeat as much, and I can answer everything in a single go if need be.

I don't know if mrgreat is still alive, but from what I know Tino and Ryan are. Dunno who's interested in what but I don't think I've shared anything about the army with Tino, so if any questions linger, ask here.

My time on steam will be getting shorter as I will need to start training more to get in better shape. www.military.com/military-fitness/army-fitness-requirements/army-basic-training-pft
(Running is the biggest problem, I can do sit-ups and push-ups.)

Long story short, if any of you have anything you want to say or talk about or ask, here and now would be the time to do it. You can also contact me on steam for the next week or two after this is posted, but if I get my way it won't be longer than a week.
I'll try to keep in contact here and on steam, but I can't promise much.
Have a good one, folks.
User avatar #14352 to #14349 - tindarin (09/13/2014) [-]
Well I hope you can get fit fast! And that you won't die in there or anything, of course.
I'll miss ya
User avatar #14353 to #14352 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
Cheers, but that's the thing about AMEDD, I won't be near the front lines or in the line of fire. I'll pretty much be a medic. I shouldn't see any actual combat or be in any real danger during my time in the army. I'll just be patching people up and letting them do that.
And I'll miss ya too. But I'm not heading out just yet. I imagine talking to the army recruiter and basic won't be that close together, meaning I'll have a bit of time to hang around before I head off, I'll just be trying not to spend that much time online as I have things I need to prep for.
User avatar #14350 to #14349 - derpingthederps (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you could get used to running that much quick.
I don't think it takes too long to git used to it
#14726 to #14350 - lifeisaparty (10/13/2014) [-]
So, do I keep in contact with you here or on steam?   
I really don't know anymore.   
I want to pick one, not both. So make a choice for me, will you? Will you be on steam, or do I have to keep coming back here when I want to chat with you?
So, do I keep in contact with you here or on steam?
I really don't know anymore.
I want to pick one, not both. So make a choice for me, will you? Will you be on steam, or do I have to keep coming back here when I want to chat with you?
#14727 to #14726 - derpingthederps (10/13/2014) [-]
It's hard to say really.
I've been very, very off with myself lately. I don't know why either. Cause of that I've hardly come on steam, so I'd normally say here.
But here, I get that you really really don't like it
#14728 to #14727 - lifeisaparty (10/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
I do like steam better, the conversations flow a bit better there. Real time responses and such without hours in between. But it's not so much about what I prefer here, it's more about how I'm going to be staying in contact with you.
If you don't want me staying in contact with you, I'll bugger off, but until you actually tell me to go away I'm going to keep coming back now and then to bug you.
It's what friends do.
So I'll try to stop by here every now and then to reply to a comment. But I won't be replying to more than one per day. So have a good one, with that. Hope you start being less off with yourself.
#14730 to #14728 - derpingthederps (10/14/2014) [-]
Too right. Get though topics much quicker that way.   
Well, either way you'll get to stay in contact with me, that much I am sure!   
You don't gotta worry about dat~   
As do I, can't say I'm finding it all too fun
Too right. Get though topics much quicker that way.
Well, either way you'll get to stay in contact with me, that much I am sure!
You don't gotta worry about dat~
As do I, can't say I'm finding it all too fun
#14731 to #14730 - lifeisaparty (10/15/2014) [-]
Well, get through topics quicker and usually in more detail.
At this rate, I'm not too sure about that, m8.
Yet.

Are you going to be alright, or would you like some help with dealing with it?
#14732 to #14731 - derpingthederps (10/15/2014) [-]
Most certianly~
Huh, why not!?

I think so. I think it's just hormones or something...
#14733 to #14732 - lifeisaparty (10/15/2014) [-]
Sometimes.
Three guesses.

Well, as long as you're sure. I don't know how much help I'd be, but I've probably read up on it, but if you don't want help so be it. Best of luck.
#14734 to #14733 - derpingthederps (10/17/2014) [-]
Often~
I can't even use one. I seriously have no idea! I've been coming on less. But going completly? I couldn't do that!

Yeah, probably! I just can't even figure out WHAT is wrong with me
#14735 to #14734 - lifeisaparty (10/17/2014) [-]
Very sometimes.   
But I could, and will be soon. I'm SURE you can guess why. At this point I can't tell you just to make sure your brain is working.   
   
Well, what are the symptoms?
Very sometimes.
But I could, and will be soon. I'm SURE you can guess why. At this point I can't tell you just to make sure your brain is working.

Well, what are the symptoms?
#14736 to #14735 - derpingthederps (10/20/2014) [-]
Works for me.
Ah! Well you'll be coming back, tho! And I'll still be around then.

A fair few I'd say. I don't want anything anymore, everything I wanted to aspire to be has kinda died. I don't wanna talk to anyone, I just wanna sleep. Lost intrest in college, felling unhappy, oh so unhappy, and to top it off I've been feeling kinda sick on and off. Good times, good times.
#14737 to #14736 - lifeisaparty (10/20/2014) [-]
You can prove neither of those statements. We'll see. I'll do my best to make my part true, though.

Sounds a lot like you're becoming depressed. Any changes in your lifestyle that might be causing that?
User avatar #14738 to #14737 - derpingthederps (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, I can promise I will be, and I hope you'll be.

Not super recently... no.
I just got back from being outside... I was sat in the garden crying, puked a little then came in.
I might go see a doctor...
User avatar #14739 to #14738 - lifeisaparty (9 hours ago) [-]
We'll see in the future.

That would be ideal, yeah. Sounds like it's getting pretty serious. Best to do that before it gets any worse.
User avatar #14740 to #14739 - derpingthederps (3 hours ago) [-]
That's a long while away.

Thing is I don't want my mum to know about it or anything.
I think I'll get her to ring up for me but tell her it's for something else
#14741 to #14740 - lifeisaparty (2 hours ago) [-]
Only a few years. That's not too long.

That's understandable, that would be a way to do it. Make sure to let the doctor know you don't want her knowing about it, then. Doctor-patient confidentiality should make sure she doesn't find out.
Still sounds like it's depression, by the way. So you should at least see a doctor about it. Even if you don't have any suicidal thoughts it can still screw up your life.
Hope you start feeling better soon, man.
User avatar #14372 to #14350 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah! Only there is a small, small, small chance that it may be actually harmful in some possible way one day.
Helps me not walk into one, yeah.

Useful for getting the job you want, though. If you can do that without uni you're living the life.
#14707 to #14372 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
My internet has been playing up all morning and I have no idea why.
I'm starting to get a little annoyed
I might just go out in a bit
User avatar #14708 to #14707 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
Oh wow.
It must be really, really bad if you're considering going outside.

That's alright, if you change your mind hit me up via steam, I'ma be in games.
Have a good one.
User avatar #14709 to #14708 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
it is!
I dunno why, but it just keeps stopping, and it wont fix unless I click diagnose. It shows it's working, but it isn't.

Alright! cya soon!
User avatar #14711 to #14709 - lifeisaparty (10/11/2014) [-]
Hey, I'll be going off for a bit. Mostly off the computer. Mostly during the weekdays. Pretty much what I'm saying here is I'll talk to you on weekends or not at all. Either way, have a good one. Hope your router fixes itself, hopefully via magic. It'd be cool that way.
Anyway, been slacking on the training for the army, if I can do it drunk, I will, but for now I'll settle sober for most.

As I said, have a good one or I'll slap you with a wet fish.
User avatar #14712 to #14711 - derpingthederps (10/12/2014) [-]
Weekends! Make sure you're here weekends!
It's seemed to be fixed!
Just do it whenever you can~

But I hate fish...
User avatar #14713 to #14712 - lifeisaparty (10/12/2014) [-]
Sir yes, sir!
OMG! Was it because magic?
That's the plan! I do like a day of rest now and then, though.

Well, you'll LOVE me, then.
User avatar #14714 to #14713 - derpingthederps (10/12/2014) [-]
Good lad! You disaplined already.
I bloody think so.
As you should! Sounds like you're doing it well~

Cause you're not fish?
User avatar #14715 to #14714 - lifeisaparty (10/12/2014) [-]
disciplined* And I always have been.
That's so cool!
It certainly wasn't today. Might be tomorrow, despite work.

Yeah, I'm a frog with moth wings and a bee's stinger on my tongue!

Also, Hi. Didn't think you were on.
User avatar #14716 to #14715 - derpingthederps (10/12/2014) [-]
I can't spell!
I know! I love it!
It'd be much better that way I imagine.

That's horrible!

I'm not, mostly. I'm on skype with bf, just watched a movie with him
User avatar #14717 to #14716 - lifeisaparty (10/12/2014) [-]
That much is clare.
Hope so. Magic is awesome!
I keep hearing Sunday is a day of rest, never once actually seen it that way. Might as well try, eh?

But at least I'm not a fish!

Oh, fair enough! I did a similar thing not too long ago, only not via skype... because, y'know, I don't have to. Did learn something, though. My father will disown me if he finds out I'm Bi. No introducing the boyfriend to the family every! Yay!
User avatar #14718 to #14717 - derpingthederps (10/12/2014) [-]
Who the bloody hell is clair?
Freakin' awesome!
I thought rest after work would be best~

Too tru, mate.

Show off! Kinda. Not really, but I imagine it's more fun for you!. Huh, that's no fun. That's no fun at all
User avatar #14719 to #14718 - lifeisaparty (10/12/2014) [-]
Yes!
Everything is freakin' magic! [Que 100 magic themed songs]
But I get home at midnight, the only rest I'd get is sleep, and that's no rest at all. Well, not for me at least.

Would you eat a fish, tho?

Wasn't showing off. Haven't been showing off at all, really. I could show off if you want, but I've been told you don't want any of that.
And yeah, it's something, eh? He's pretty homophobic. Always a little awkward when he gets on a rant about homosexuality.
User avatar #14720 to #14719 - derpingthederps (10/12/2014) [-]
I see...
Except don't que them!
Oh, well, that sounds more like you're skipping your rest tho.

I wouldn't eat either!

That's why I said not really!
My stepfather was the same, glad he's gone. At least you wont have any of that awkward in the army or anything, eh?
User avatar #14721 to #14720 - lifeisaparty (10/12/2014) [-]
What do you see. Is it Clair? Is it crystal Clair?
It's too late, it's been done.
Yeah... well... uh... Huh, for once I'm at a loss for words.

But with lemon juice fish is actually amazing if it's been deboned properly.

But I could, tho.
Good times, eh? Pfft. "Don't ask, don't tell", mate.
User avatar #14723 to #14721 - derpingthederps (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, also gunna watch the next austin powers with bf.
Talk late!
#14725 to #14723 - lifeisaparty (10/12/2014) [-]
Sounds good, I'll do my own thing, then. With blackjacks, and hookers.   
Don't need you, anyway.   
   
Have a good one.
Sounds good, I'll do my own thing, then. With blackjacks, and hookers.
Don't need you, anyway.

Have a good one.
User avatar #14722 to #14721 - derpingthederps (10/12/2014) [-]
It's as chlare
Shame, shame.
So it's not a rest day, ha! You're busy for the whole thing and no resting, what a shame.

I really dislike fish tho.

Pls don't.
Gotta love dat motto
User avatar #14724 to #14722 - lifeisaparty (10/12/2014) [-]
Share what, though?
Shame me all you want, you can't stop the magic!
Yeah, well at least I have a face!

And fish really dislike you, too.

You sure? You could do some showing off yourself, I'm sure.
It works really well, I don't look like a massive faggot, yet I am. Amazing how things are not always as they seem.
User avatar #14710 to #14709 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
Not to sound... useless, but have you tried rebooting the router? Y'know, turning it off, waiting a while, then turning it on again?

Have a good one again.
User avatar #14689 to #14372 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
I aint even mad. I impressed.
You should be!
You sure bout dat?
User avatar #14690 to #14689 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
*Bows*
But I'm lifeisaparty.
No ,-;
User avatar #14691 to #14690 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
*claps*
You're also that!
You lost an eye
#14692 to #14691 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
No, I'm not that. I'm just lifeisaparty. Can't you read my username?   
Eye don't see what you mean.
No, I'm not that. I'm just lifeisaparty. Can't you read my username?
Eye don't see what you mean.
User avatar #14693 to #14692 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
But I'm on about the non name bit!
Puns... I'ma rename you to pun
User avatar #14694 to #14693 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
Who's non?
You act like that would be bad for me.
User avatar #14695 to #14694 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
>w< You know what I mean!
It would be!
User avatar #14696 to #14695 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
<3
Oh, no. It'd be a compliment. I'd at least know I'm punny.
User avatar #14697 to #14696 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
</33
More like
phunny
#14698 to #14697 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
<3
It's not suppose to sound like an F, otherwise it's not verbally a pun. You're not very punny.
User avatar #14699 to #14698 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
:C
Well screw youuuuuu twoooooooo
User avatar #14671 to #14372 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm just glad I didn't die
User avatar #14672 to #14671 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, so I am.
It'd stink if you died.
Y'know, cuz you void your bowels, and rot.
Don't die.
Dying is kinda nasty.
User avatar #14673 to #14672 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
Is that really the worst part you can think of?
User avatar #14674 to #14673 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
Depends, what do you mean?
User avatar #14675 to #14674 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
You forgot about the pee! That stinks too!
User avatar #14676 to #14675 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
Not really. It's not a problem until it gets cold, honestly.
User avatar #14677 to #14676 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
So you slip on it?!
User avatar #14678 to #14677 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
I live in MN, I walk on ice every single day during the winter, which is six months long.
I highly doubt I'd slip on a slightly wet floor.
Other problem with pee is that after a while it gets sticky. So that would be annoying.
User avatar #14679 to #14678 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
Urgh. I hate sticky
That also sounds very gross
User avatar #14680 to #14679 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
Sticky is nice in certain situations. Not this one.
What's the matter? Don't like P?
The alphabet wouldn't be the same without it.
We'd just have abcdefghjklmnopqrsuvwxyz.
User avatar #14681 to #14680 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
I don't like it ever!
Unless it's glue, then it's fine.
I'd be fine without honestly
#14682 to #14681 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
So you do like it, then.   
Says the guy who just used it three times in the sentences before that one.   
Everything you say is a lie.
So you do like it, then.
Says the guy who just used it three times in the sentences before that one.
Everything you say is a lie.
User avatar #14683 to #14682 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
Wait, what.
I'd be fine without it I mean!
You're lying
User avatar #14684 to #14683 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
Glue is sticky, you like glue. You like sticky.
Personally, I prefer the word honestly, though I could do without it.
Of course, everything I say is a lie.
User avatar #14685 to #14684 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
Only cause it helps!Ha! See!
Oh, the word. I hate both.
I knew it
User avatar #14686 to #14685 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
You and glue, sitting in a tree...
Both is a fine word! What is wrong with you? How could you hate both?
I know you knew it.
User avatar #14687 to #14686 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
So am not!
Bah! You and your play on words...
I don't know nuthin tho!
User avatar #14688 to #14687 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
You and glue, sitting in a tree, your had glued to your pee-pee. First you tug, then you yank, before you know it it's a sticky-wank.
I'm not sorry.
Neither do I.
#14653 to #14652 - lifeisaparty (09/28/2014) [-]
As fun as this is, I think I'm going to do something else.   
Contact me on steam if you think of something to talk about beyond spamming pictures back and fourth.   
   
Have a good one.
As fun as this is, I think I'm going to do something else.
Contact me on steam if you think of something to talk about beyond spamming pictures back and fourth.

Have a good one.
#14654 to #14653 - derpingthederps (09/28/2014) [-]
Alright, have a good one, space cowboy
#14659 to #14658 - lifeisaparty (09/29/2014) [-]
Is that the bunny from Five nights at Freddies or whatever that game is?
I have this odd feeling I like that char, but I can't remember where she's from.
#14661 to #14660 - lifeisaparty (09/30/2014) [-]
Why do I always have some weird attraction to cute things that I know would probably kill me?
Seriously.
#14663 to #14662 - lifeisaparty (09/30/2014) [-]
It's so annoying...
#14664 to #14663 - derpingthederps (09/30/2014) [-]
It's surely not THAT bad, is it?
#14667 to #14666 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
Well aint dat a shame~
User avatar #14668 to #14667 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
What's a shame? Having another form of contact or that it went back in time and this entire conversation came back after I deleted it and all that crap went down?
Or...
What?
#14669 to #14668 - derpingthederps (10/10/2014) [-]
It's a shame, cause to have come back, it must've gone!   
I wish it never left
It's a shame, cause to have come back, it must've gone!
I wish it never left
#14670 to #14669 - lifeisaparty (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty glad it happened, so.
#14597 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
You're gunna go futher, man
#14599 to #14597 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
You were suppose to say &quot;no&quot; so I could say &quot;Me either&quot; but you ruined it by not replying fast enough.   
Now I can't help but question if you're thinking it over.
You were suppose to say "no" so I could say "Me either" but you ruined it by not replying fast enough.
Now I can't help but question if you're thinking it over.
User avatar #14600 to #14599 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
I made charts and graphs to help me figure it out ;_;
#14601 to #14600 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
But you still haven't answered!
#14602 to #14601 - derpingthederps (09/28/2014) [-]
There is still a lot more calculations I'm trying to add up
There is still a lot more calculations I'm trying to add up
#14603 to #14602 - lifeisaparty (09/28/2014) [-]
The offer expired, I don't want to go anywhere with you anyway.
The offer expired, I don't want to go anywhere with you anyway.
#14604 to #14603 - derpingthederps (09/28/2014) [-]
So I did all that math for nothin?
#14598 to #14597 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
Wanna go far together?
User avatar #14579 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
Who did send to?
User avatar #14581 to #14580 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
Huh, seems like I gussed very wrong
User avatar #14582 to #14581 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
Well, it's not like it's a bad thing.
User avatar #14583 to #14582 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
It's bad that I guessed wrong! This was a boring outcome!
#14584 to #14583 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh, from what I hear and recollect, it was far from boring.
User avatar #14586 to #14585 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
Oh.
What are you confused about?
User avatar #14587 to #14586 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
Nothing.
I was expecting you to tell me why it was so fun!
#14590 to #14589 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
Would you rather I go into detail?
Would you rather I go into detail?
#14591 to #14590 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
Why you put it like that... I don't know.
I think you might go into too much detail
#14592 to #14591 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
You know I will.
You know I will.
#14593 to #14592 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
You're right
I bail.
I don't wanna know
#14594 to #14593 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
It's probably better off that way.   
   
All you need to know is that if my boyfriend ever asks that night never happened.
It's probably better off that way.

All you need to know is that if my boyfriend ever asks that night never happened.
#14595 to #14594 - derpingthederps (09/27/2014) [-]
What never happened?
#14596 to #14595 - lifeisaparty (09/27/2014) [-]
You're going to go far, kid.
You're going to go far, kid.
User avatar #14559 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/23/2014) [-]
Huh. Works for me!

Hope you're sleeping well!

I kinda like both just as much, both have cons and pros. Well, since you'd like a heads up, I'd say this mostly, except on holidays. I might be on steam some evenings too~
#14560 to #14559 - lifeisaparty (09/23/2014) [-]
Aye!   
   
Slept just fine, thanks.   
   
Alright, I'll be sure to check it more often, then.
Aye!

Slept just fine, thanks.

Alright, I'll be sure to check it more often, then.
#14561 to #14560 - derpingthederps (09/24/2014) [-]
You asleep now? Working? What!? Well however, hope it's going well!

Perfect!
#14562 to #14561 - lifeisaparty (09/24/2014) [-]
I was asleep. It was an odd sleep, like usual.

Very.
User avatar #14563 to #14562 - derpingthederps (09/24/2014) [-]
Ha! Well sleep is good anyway as long as you awake feeling rested, not all is lost.
#14565 to #14563 - lifeisaparty (09/25/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm going to fade for a few days.
My mental stability isn't hanging on too well, and I don't want to come off as too crazy if I do snap for a bit.
I'll be offline on both steam and here for a good while. No replies.
#14566 to #14565 - derpingthederps (09/25/2014) [-]
Awwh, I'm sorry to hear that man! I guess everythings getting to you a bit, eh?
I hope you manage to pick yourself up sooner than later, you can do it man.
Take care
#14567 to #14566 - lifeisaparty (09/25/2014) [-]
It's okay now, we have wine.
Not the best, but it does well enough.
#14568 to #14567 - derpingthederps (09/26/2014) [-]
You're back much sooner than I expected. I was almost about to rent out your room
You're back much sooner than I expected. I was almost about to rent out your room
User avatar #14569 to #14568 - lifeisaparty (09/26/2014) [-]
Well, I just woke up and my head hurts and I'm more hung over than I've been in a long time. Can't even remember what I did last night so I'm just going to go back to the original plan.
I'll be back in 4 or 5 day, maybe a week tops until I get everything settled. Have a good one, or few.
User avatar #14570 to #14569 - derpingthederps (09/26/2014) [-]
Pfft, I always feel the same way when I drink wine. Must be something about it.
Have a good two!
User avatar #14571 to #14570 - lifeisaparty (09/26/2014) [-]
Status Update: I found a lewd picture in my folder. So I have to ask really quick. Were you online last night by chance?
User avatar #14572 to #14571 - derpingthederps (09/26/2014) [-]
Online? When and why huh
Last night my time, no. I go to sleep around 9pm and wake up between 5am and 9 am
#14573 to #14572 - lifeisaparty (09/26/2014) [-]
When and why? About midnight I imagine since that's the last I can remember and I sent someone a pic of my dick, I'm pretty sure, an my boyfriend says it wasn't him. So that means it was You, Tino or Mrgreat.

Guess I can rule you out, then.
User avatar #14574 to #14573 - derpingthederps (09/26/2014) [-]
Pfftt.
100% wasn't me. And 100% sure it wasn't mr great. Mrgreat though you removed him, cause of the name change he had no idea who you are.
Must've been tino, or someone else completly
#14575 to #14574 - lifeisaparty (09/26/2014) [-]
Whelp, it was either Tino or I guess I'll assume I didn't send it to anyone. Why I would take a picture of my own dick and leave it lying around for me to find I don't know, but it sounds like something I would do when drunk.   
Also should I change my name back to Birdie then? Fabrication 6174 is more a mathy joke. Kaprekar's Constant. Anything and everything in a Kaprekar's Method falls back to 6174. Nobody seems to know what Kaprekar's Method or Constant is, though.   
   
This is why I don't drink wine.
Whelp, it was either Tino or I guess I'll assume I didn't send it to anyone. Why I would take a picture of my own dick and leave it lying around for me to find I don't know, but it sounds like something I would do when drunk.
Also should I change my name back to Birdie then? Fabrication 6174 is more a mathy joke. Kaprekar's Constant. Anything and everything in a Kaprekar's Method falls back to 6174. Nobody seems to know what Kaprekar's Method or Constant is, though.

This is why I don't drink wine.
User avatar #14576 to #14575 - derpingthederps (09/26/2014) [-]
Maybe you WANTED to send it but forgot too cause you were that drunk?
Maybe! It's not a problem to me!

But it taste so gud
#14578 to #14576 - lifeisaparty (09/26/2014) [-]
I found out who I sent it to.
I found out who I sent it to.
User avatar #14577 to #14576 - lifeisaparty (09/26/2014) [-]
Maybe, doubt it though. Never been that drunk.
I was more asking your opinion on it.

Beer is better, imo.
#14564 to #14563 - lifeisaparty (09/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
User avatar #14541 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I guess so! But with how often you play the game something like 10,000 sounds more fair!

Hm, well I guess since I've been fed on games where enimies either shoot, stab, or bomb, ideas like that came across as badass
User avatar #14542 to #14541 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
*reply now that FJ is back up*
User avatar #14543 to #14542 - derpingthederps (09/20/2014) [-]
*reply reply now that I'm back up*
#14544 to #14543 - lifeisaparty (09/20/2014) [-]
Hello offline person!
User avatar #14548 to #14547 - lifeisaparty (09/21/2014) [-]
How've you been?
User avatar #14549 to #14548 - derpingthederps (09/22/2014) [-]
Sleeping! Yourself?
User avatar #14550 to #14549 - lifeisaparty (09/22/2014) [-]
Dealing with dead people, not as fun when you have "be respectful" the whole time.
User avatar #14551 to #14550 - derpingthederps (09/23/2014) [-]
Well that doesn't sound all to good.
How're things coming along with that though, everything going smooth?
#14552 to #14551 - lifeisaparty (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm being force to go to church today. Mass, then a wake, then the funeral.   
My preparations to not burst into flames have been made, I will see if they work in the morning.   
Everything else is going smooth though, I go to the army recruiter Friday.
I'm being force to go to church today. Mass, then a wake, then the funeral.
My preparations to not burst into flames have been made, I will see if they work in the morning.
Everything else is going smooth though, I go to the army recruiter Friday.
#14553 to #14552 - derpingthederps (09/23/2014) [-]
Sounds like it's going to be quite the busy day, I hope it's bareable for you!   
Oh? Does that mean you've managed to do all those pushups and what not then?
Sounds like it's going to be quite the busy day, I hope it's bareable for you!
Oh? Does that mean you've managed to do all those pushups and what not then?
#14554 to #14553 - lifeisaparty (09/23/2014) [-]
Thanks!   
Nope! I haven't done a thing for almost a week now besides eat a little here and there. Old habits die hard.   
   
How about you? How's things on your end?
Thanks!
Nope! I haven't done a thing for almost a week now besides eat a little here and there. Old habits die hard.

How about you? How's things on your end?
#14555 to #14554 - derpingthederps (09/23/2014) [-]
Ah! Well, with all that's going on that's understandable.

Things are okay! I've come to a conclusion that mondays don't exist for me anymore. I go out at 8, get home by 5:30ish, eat then often want to sleep. I forgot how lazy I was
#14556 to #14555 - lifeisaparty (09/23/2014) [-]
Not to sound... how to put it... edgy? Whatever, not to sound like an asshole, but I kind of like it like this. It's not really a problem for me.   
   
Ah, I see you, too, have done the school. Welcome.   
   
Also, quick question. Do you enjoy chatting here more than steam now, too? Most of the conversations seem to end up here.
Not to sound... how to put it... edgy? Whatever, not to sound like an asshole, but I kind of like it like this. It's not really a problem for me.

Ah, I see you, too, have done the school. Welcome.

Also, quick question. Do you enjoy chatting here more than steam now, too? Most of the conversations seem to end up here.
#14557 to #14556 - derpingthederps (09/23/2014) [-]
You like to feel busy or the actual mood of the stuff?   
   
Yeah! Speaking of which, this is my last reply till later, I gotta leave in 30 so I gotta get ready!   
   
I do enjoy chatting here, but I don't prefer either. I've just stopped using steam all that much as a whole since I often find myself not wanting to play now that I'm kinda busy.
You like to feel busy or the actual mood of the stuff?

Yeah! Speaking of which, this is my last reply till later, I gotta leave in 30 so I gotta get ready!

I do enjoy chatting here, but I don't prefer either. I've just stopped using steam all that much as a whole since I often find myself not wanting to play now that I'm kinda busy.
#14558 to #14557 - lifeisaparty (09/23/2014) [-]
Uh... Yes.   
   
That's fine, I should really get some sleep considering it's 1:25 AM. Have a good one.   
   
I just like it as I can multitask so much easier with it. I can play a game, do some work, mod some junk, share sexy pics with someone, and chat without having to randomly stop over here and type out things, and if the mood strikes find a good picture to fit the subject. But you have to admit, the picture really does make it all the better.   
But I can do both, I just need a &quot;This or that&quot; so I know which one to check. I only stop by here once a day, without it. Just to check for replies.
Uh... Yes.

That's fine, I should really get some sleep considering it's 1:25 AM. Have a good one.

I just like it as I can multitask so much easier with it. I can play a game, do some work, mod some junk, share sexy pics with someone, and chat without having to randomly stop over here and type out things, and if the mood strikes find a good picture to fit the subject. But you have to admit, the picture really does make it all the better.
But I can do both, I just need a "This or that" so I know which one to check. I only stop by here once a day, without it. Just to check for replies.
User avatar #14523 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Are there limits on what I can be?
But... I. Huh...

Why didn't one of them try and run or something?! I know I'd do that, I'd rather see my friends die then them bring me down
User avatar #14524 to #14523 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Not at all. As long as it's not a naked man with scales for armor running around hitting people with his dick. That'd be way too hard to work with properly and too tempting to throw in just random things to hurt him. Try keeping it a little realistic, I'll let you carry a magic dildo you shove up your ass to heal as a once per day item, but that's about as far as I'd go.
Exactly.

The rouge did, but it was too late by that time. They didn't realize how strong actual void creatures are. They're strong than the chair! It only took two quick turns, first was attack, all pretty much died instantly, and once poisoned, they didn't really stand much of a chance after the flames started. The brute of a warrior was the real problem.
User avatar #14525 to #14524 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
What about gender swap potion so I can win more fights?
That sounds... kinky.

The poor sod. Poor team, poor everything. This game sounds like it'd be kinda neat if made into a vitual thing so you don't need friends. guess it'd be less whack tho...
User avatar #14526 to #14525 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
That'd be more of a reward, but yeah, as a once per day item maybe as well.
What? Shoving a dildo up your ass during a fight or randomly in the street? How so?

It is a virtual thing, there's a ton of them. They're not nearly as good.
User avatar #14527 to #14526 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
How quick does a day pass?
Both do, cause dildos!

Really? Huh. So I guessed right on that part then!
User avatar #14528 to #14527 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
It's usually a session, sometimes more if you sleep at an inn or go in a dungeon. Or get stuck in a time instance. That's a personal one. Very bad for time on the outside, makes you miss deadlines, very nice for once a day items. Makes them always usable.
Well, it is DnD, nothing say there has to be them, there just can.

Aye!
User avatar #14529 to #14528 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
A time instance? Wus dat? Like, a time loop or a gap in time?
Makes sense I guessss.

Also, heads up! I'll head off in about 30 mins to go bed
User avatar #14530 to #14529 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Time loop. You have to leave at just the right time or else you can be placed a long time in the future or past.
It makes plenty of sense. You can do what you want.

No problem. I might follow suit.
User avatar #14531 to #14530 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Go to the past where everyone has less advanced weapons!
Can I fight beer breathing dragons then get you so drunk you die if they get you?

Sounds like a good idea! Granted, you seemed to have already fixed your spelling problem
User avatar #14532 to #14531 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
And have a lot of what you've done erased? Awesome idea. Good if you have regrets, bad if you did everything just right or got lucky.
If you want to be the GM. Otherwise, no. That sounds too easy. Why that wouldn't be tamed already or locked up to be harvested I have no idea.

I've been typing more, plus I've re-read over what I've been typing.
User avatar #14533 to #14532 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Oh... not what I had in mind. I don't want either.
Too easy? you could die easy to it though! But good point.

To try and be safe? Ha, it's working
User avatar #14534 to #14533 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Messing with time can be good, everything you have on your back is still kept safe with you.
Not really, unless it amasses a flood each time it spews, in with that the world would be ended in seconds, since they use that move about once or twice per turn.

Not really, to make sure I have all the right words.
User avatar #14535 to #14534 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Ooh. So that means I could fight stuff I already killed and get the same good items again?
Huh, hm. I'll come up with something!

Which you do!
User avatar #14536 to #14535 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Yes, you very well could. They are very rare, though. It's not likely you'll ever find one.
I'll be waiting.

Occasionally.
User avatar #14537 to #14536 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
What are my chances?
Fine, fine. A dragon that has fallen ill only spews out a horrible but awfully slipperly pus, which when you walk on you'll likely slip and harm yourself
User avatar #14538 to #14537 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
1/1,000 Plus odds of finding an instance. So, about 1/100,000 would be my guess.

I have something similar already. Plagued Behemoths. One hit from them and you get infected, which needs a cure in a few days or you will become like one of them, which is pretty much a zombie where your body rots, and you have this weird urge (like needing to vomit) that spews your innards at things, but you're fully conscious as you do. At that point you need magic to heal you or it will kill you about a week after you turn.
User avatar #14539 to #14538 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
If I managed to do that I'd start playing the focking lottery.

THAT SOUNDS WAY MORE COOLER.
User avatar #14540 to #14539 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Well, it's a positive instance, and very, very rare because of that. With the ability to have the chance to double your loot, it sort of has to be.

They're pretty simple things, really. There's plenty of things like that.
User avatar #14505 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Sounds like awesome times! Why can't you have em again?
Ah! Why don't you get some sleep then!?
Is that game master?
User avatar #14506 to #14505 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
A game of one doesn't work.
Because I'm awake.
Yes, yes it is!
User avatar #14507 to #14506 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Wouldn't your sisters or friends wanna do it now?
Huh... I guess that's not wrong.
I'm smart, ha!
User avatar #14508 to #14507 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
My sister might, but my other sister I hardly see anymore. I really doubt I could get them together to do that. Friends are all over the place or not interested in DnD. I'll just say they're not very imaginative.
Oh, but how I wish it was.
Yeah, you should give being a GM a try.
User avatar #14509 to #14508 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Bah! that must suck then. I would say you could look for a games club that do that kinda thing, but I always imagine clubs about anything are always too into stuff.
Why not try a few sleepers and try and nod off if it's been that long?
Nah! I'd be willing to give it a play if offered, but I'd not wanna gm without playing it a few times and knowing I'd want to
User avatar #14510 to #14509 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Well, that's the point of it, though. You have to get really into it, and the more you do the more fun it is. Some dress up to help people see the char through their eyes, but I never saw the point in that. Then again, I did more GM than games.
Because, who has time for that?
If offered, eh? Here's your offer, you find a few people who want to play, I'll be your GM for you and show you the ropes. Could even do it here with the roll command. I could make that work, more so if it's everyone's first time.
User avatar #14511 to #14510 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. that's a little too far for me! Is this thing heavily role play or can I just try and win?
You got work or something soon then???
That's a tough offer! I was thinking more of a offer going more like "wanna join?" That sounds more like a quest!
User avatar #14512 to #14511 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
You can just try to win, but adding RP make it more fun imo. Of course, you do need some RP, you can't just dryly say "I slashed the guy, we win" and call it good. That's the worst.
Nope!
IF you do. Never said you had to. I could improve a good story, I think.
User avatar #14513 to #14512 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I'd probably be okay with that but I'd never EVER tell anyone I was doing that or do it infront of family. I wouldn't be like that though I can really excited in some games. Like monopoly or 1v1 games against friends.
Then why not Dx
Improve or improvise!?!?
User avatar #14514 to #14513 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
You don't have to tell anyone you don't want to tell, I guess. It's not that uncommon, though, nor as weird as people make it out to be. A lot of people, even those not into it, get a kick out of when I tell them about an entire group being defeated by nothing more than a simple chair. It's just a fun game where you let imagination take over.
Because, I'm awake.
I promise I will sleep before I try to improvise a story.
User avatar #14515 to #14514 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Honestly, I think it'd be a great party came if anything. Not heavy party, just party.
Maybe 3/4 beers, pizza and it'd be a fun night.
Stop being awake!
Pffft good
User avatar #14516 to #14515 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Oh, with me drinking was always involved. Just made the game more fun. A bit of booze, bit of food, and a bunch of friends sitting down and just getting lost in a bit of man-made fantasy. Anything goes.
But I'm awake. I'd rather be awake than dead.
Cheers. Offer is still golden, though. Get Tinny or Mrgreat to agree to a game, I'd join. Easier with people I know, but more fun with people I don't. And no worries about me being crazy or whatever with them. I'll come off as a nerd no matter what I try to do. Just have them make their chars before you bring them to me. I don't need another hour wasted on someone making a char.
User avatar #14517 to #14516 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
That really does sound like such a man thing.
1)Lads
2) Food
3)No women
= PURE FUN (No homo)
But you're not dead when you're asleep.
I thought that said hour wasted on someone making a chair...
User avatar #14518 to #14517 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
No women? What makes you think there was no women with us? Was still pure fun.
You can't prove that.
No, no. The chair was pre-made and stood up to the finest void standards.
User avatar #14519 to #14518 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Because then you can't talk about the women! It has to have no women!
I can. You wake up!
The void has standards?
User avatar #14520 to #14519 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Pfft, the women offered a new look on things more often than not. Introduced whole new terrors and rewards. Once had only one female in the group. Saved the whole group as she was the only one not attracted to a succubus. Gender differences have strengths. A lot of them.
I'm not sleeping when I wake up.
Yeah. Here, let me tell you a story.
These guys found the void, a big place with bits of land generated randomly, each bit of land can be connected via different things on the overworld, each bit of land has it's own hexes and poisons, along with very powerful creatures and some very rare rewards.
These low level characters stumbled upon their first instance in the void, which was painfully enough hexed with illusions that made things look like creatures. So the three walk into the room, one necromancer, a rouge and a warrior, and see this little goblin with no stats. No creature in an illusion hex instance has stats, but rare creatures on the overworld have no stats as well. They all decided to ambush it. Good idea, who needs to look around, right? The necromancer started off and cast a spell on it, which had no effect. Wonder why? The rouge decides to cloak. Awesome. The warrior, in true warrior fashion, decides to charge head on to the thing and smack it as hard as he could. Idiot tripped (crit fail) and smacked his head against the chair, which triggered the spell the necromancer cast on the chair, which cast it out in an aura around it. Guy used poison. All failed rolls to figure out it wasn't a goblin and assumed it was just a magic goblin, and proceeded to attack again, the necromancer cast another spell, the rogue laid a trap and the still dazed warrior got up and attacked again. Awesome idea, since he was dazed he had a better chance at a crit fail. Guess what? Dude managed to miss the chair and land in the rouges trap, which sent him flying into the chair, triggering the second spell of fire. The warrior was dead after that, the place was burning down, and nobody managed to make it out being poisoned and lit on fire. Panic overtook the rouge and she ran into the fire which combined with poison killed her almost instantly (rouges don't have much health). The necromancer trying to res is dead pals, succumbed to his own poison shortly after giving up and getting burned by growing flames. Best. Game. I've ever done. They hated me when I said "As [Necromancers] life started to fade, the hex that washed over the island had ceased, and he looked at the creature that had sealed the mercenaries fate. He looked up, and saw the beast shift into nothing more than a mere chair. And so ends the adventures of the group. Each body lying lifelessly, two with nothing but fear in their eyes and one with such pain and humiliation that he almost welcomed his death... to the simple chair."
User avatar #14521 to #14520 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I'll be the woman then :^)
Exactly!
Pfffft.
so they were in short, attacking a chair, that was disugised as a goblin, and the warriors attacks failed which caused them all to die? That is brilliant on so many levels
User avatar #14522 to #14521 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
You can if you want, actually. You're not bound by real life gender.
So you can't prove I don't die when I sleep.

Yeah, I had a great laugh off of it when he failed the first time. Had everyone roll perception to see if they'd notice he hit his head on the creature, which they failed, so they saw the creature smack the guy instead of him smacking his head on it. Second time, he was seeing triple, but decided to brave it knowing he'd only have 1/3 chance to hit and had 1/3 chance to crit fail again. He was called a klutz so much after that, I almost felt bad, but who when they're seeing three charges blindly in like that? Fool deserved it.
#14488 to #14486 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Did you die? I didn't think it was that long to read.
#14489 to #14488 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I hadden't noticed you replied! But holy **** that's a huge read
It's gunnna take me awhile @_@
#14490 to #14489 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
I have more, though.
#14491 to #14490 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I can't handle this much data
#14492 to #14491 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
I know, I guess you could say it's downright insane.
User avatar #14493 to #14492 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Self inflicted critical groin trauma
#14495 to #14494 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Wresting dragons? Now that just sounds loco
#14496 to #14495 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
All I know is all hail krod, the angry carpenter.
#14497 to #14496 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I have no idea what was going on but I love it
#14498 to #14497 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Surprise is the best weapon of them all.
And no matter what, silver doors are very likely to be stolen.

That's all you need to know.
#14499 to #14498 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
What about golden doors?
User avatar #14500 to #14499 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
I'm out of DnD things.

But I'll answer your question with another question...
Why do you THINK there are no golden doors if all the SILVER doors are getting stolen?
#14501 to #14500 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
That answers my question very well.
Why was you postin all that dnd stuff anyway?
#14502 to #14501 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Because I love DnD and all it has.
Love it. Could even right a few stories of my own. Amazing times.
User avatar #14503 to #14502 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I never played it and hardly know much about it!.
Write*
But it does sound whack
User avatar #14504 to #14503 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
I could tell you everything about it. I did GM for a while for a group of five, and a bit with my two younger sisters. Played a few games as well. It was awesome. From meeting the end in a void by a chair, to having a character die because someone went on a shopping spree instead of getting a potion, I've had adventures, and a lot of laughs. I wish I could do it again.
And Yes, yes. I noticed myself. Forgive my lack of sleep.
It's awesome, with a good enough GM anything can happen.
#14468 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Huh, at least he's lived a decent amount of time then.   
   
See? Doesn't that make you feel a little better about it?
Huh, at least he's lived a decent amount of time then.

See? Doesn't that make you feel a little better about it?
User avatar #14469 to #14468 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Exactly.

Uh, no, not really.
User avatar #14470 to #14469 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Huh... Well it should!
User avatar #14471 to #14470 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
But it doesn't?
#14472 to #14471 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Maybe next time I'll think of something that will
#14477 to #14476 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
I have 3500 reaction images or gifs. Of all of these, I think I use about 100 tops in conversation.
It feels weird knowing that.
#14478 to #14477 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how many I have
A lot would be my guess
#14479 to #14478 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
I have to question how many are of that kill la kill crap stuff.
#14481 to #14480 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
You...   
You are why I kill people.
You...
You are why I kill people.
#14482 to #14481 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I thought that was pretty few to be honest
I thought that was pretty few to be honest
#14483 to #14482 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
About 100 more than is okay.
About 100 more than is okay.
User avatar #14446 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
No.

You're being even more strange today than normal!

No.
User avatar #14447 to #14446 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Yes.

Remember that thing that said I deal with stress via humor? Yeah, that.

Yes.
User avatar #14448 to #14447 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
What'chu stressed about?
#14452 to #14451 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Yous broke and is causing stress?
Yous broke and is causing stress?
#14456 to #14452 - floran (09/19/2014) [-]
hear you were using my copyrighted mascot   
Don't make me call the cyber popo
hear you were using my copyrighted mascot
Don't make me call the cyber popo
#14457 to #14456 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
good luck with that   
I'm behind 7 proxies! The popo will never find me
good luck with that
I'm behind 7 proxies! The popo will never find me
#14453 to #14452 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Nope. I'm actually just fine. The stress is nothing to be worried about either, I'm pretty sure I'll be just fine. Just a lot of stuff is going on and none of it is fun.   
Awesome floran thing tho. 10/10 floran master race.
Nope. I'm actually just fine. The stress is nothing to be worried about either, I'm pretty sure I'll be just fine. Just a lot of stuff is going on and none of it is fun.
Awesome floran thing tho. 10/10 floran master race.
#14455 to #14453 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Oh, that's alright then! Kinda. Hope you feel a little better soon!.
Don't forget to eat, too. I'm sure you said that helps your moods a lil.
Knew you'd like it!
#14459 to #14455 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Well, again. Too much stuff going on at once. I'm sure once the ex leaves and grandfather stops dying... one way or the other I'll be better off. No worries, again.   
I've been eating just fine, thank you. I usually just have it on a timer.   
Love it.
Well, again. Too much stuff going on at once. I'm sure once the ex leaves and grandfather stops dying... one way or the other I'll be better off. No worries, again.
I've been eating just fine, thank you. I usually just have it on a timer.
Love it.
#14460 to #14459 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
The former sounds better, as I imagine the latter isn't meant in a positive light.
Ah, great! I'm surprised you've managed to stick to it so well. Good on you!
User avatar #14461 to #14460 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Where's the confusion here?
I sort of have to for the army...
User avatar #14462 to #14461 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Nowhere!
You have to, but making yourself do it and remembering too must be a shock to the system right?
#14463 to #14462 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
There is no negative or positive, though. He's going to die. There's no question about it. There was no latter or former, it was an "And" not an "Or".

Nah, I'm use to forcing myself to do things.
#14464 to #14463 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
That's the answer I wasn't hoping for! And I mistook the and for or ;_;   
   
Well even still, you're doing good!
That's the answer I wasn't hoping for! And I mistook the and for or ;_;

Well even still, you're doing good!
#14465 to #14464 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. He can't swallow or eat, everything he does swallow or eat goes into is lungs, his heart is working at 15% rather than the normal 60%, so his feet and hands are dying, and any cuts and scraps are not healing. He can also not walk, he cannot even speak at this point. All they're doing at this point is seeing how long he has left. And they say a week to a month, tops.
It's been a fun few days so far, my father hasn't even been home for them. Stopped in at 3 AM yesterday to fill me in on that, then left again. So yeah.

Thanks, I guess. I don't see it as an accomplishment, though. I could and should have done it a long time ago.
#14466 to #14465 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Wow, that sounds pretty awful... how old is he exactly?   
   
Accomplishment or not, it's still an improvement of yourself
Wow, that sounds pretty awful... how old is he exactly?

Accomplishment or not, it's still an improvement of yourself
#14467 to #14466 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Eh. He's 86.   
   
I'll give you that.
Eh. He's 86.

I'll give you that.
#14454 to #14453 - floran (09/19/2014) [-]
That is correct
User avatar #14428 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
What if I use force?

That's not what it means ;_;

Er, not sure how I use it exactly. I normally use it when talking about myself in a way that I find dumb or silly, like I'd say something "i'm hungry but I can't be bothered to eat lol"
I don't actually laugh or anything tho

Pretty please with a cherry on top?
User avatar #14429 to #14428 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Then I'd be interested.

You said "You're" as in you are. "I am to literal". But that's not my name as clearly printed above.

I still find it kinda, maybe just a little bit, only a tiny bit, really kinda annoying.

Certainly not now.
User avatar #14430 to #14429 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
I'm using the force now

You're though. You reaally don't know how you're works do you!?

I get where you're coming from though, it's not a problem

Wait, why? Dx
User avatar #14431 to #14430 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Ewstarwars, aaaaaand like that the interest is gone.

I am not works either. Why do you call me these names?

I'm know I'm a bitch but I like to think I'm a reasonable bitch at least.

Because. Too many lols have been had.
User avatar #14432 to #14431 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
So you're not intrested in defending it? Cause I'll just take it back without force

Because they're not names, they're descriptions!

Wait, what? I minuite ago you said you're lifeisaparty, now you're saying your name is bitch or resaonable bitch???

User avatar #14433 to #14432 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Oh, no. I'll defend it. No amount of wars in the stars can make you unagree to sexy hot not warm hot.

Hello descriptions! How are you?

Yes.

^.^
User avatar #14434 to #14433 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Wait, I forgot. Why are we trying to fight between the two?

NO GOD DAMN IT NO

So who are you really
User avatar #14435 to #14434 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
For the lols.

Excuse me, I'm trying to have a nice conversation with them and you're ruining it by swearing like that.

A lot of people call me Dylan, I'm starting to think that's my name.
User avatar #14436 to #14435 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Works for me!

SWEARING? OH I'LL SHOW YOU BLOODY SWEARING.

I thought it was birdie?
User avatar #14437 to #14436 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Signature end of conversation method 0012 go!
^.^


Do eet.

So did I, but nobody else calls me that.
User avatar #14438 to #14437 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
wtf is that supposed to mean

**** , **** , cock, cunt, bitch. Now that's real swearing!

How strange...
User avatar #14439 to #14438 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
^.^

I dunno, didn't seem real enough. Seemed more like an act.

Yes.
User avatar #14440 to #14439 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
You lost it, mate

it's still swearing tho.

Is that it? yes? :o
User avatar #14441 to #14440 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Mate lost you, it.

But it's not REAL.

Yes.
User avatar #14442 to #14441 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
streuth almighty mate that don't make no sense!

IT IS IN A SENSE.

Hi yes
User avatar #14443 to #14442 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Alrighty sense, that don't make no mate srteuth.

WHY IS IT IN THERE?! TELL IT TO GET OUT!

Yes.
User avatar #14444 to #14443 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
That almost makes sense....

OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY SHESH

No.
User avatar #14445 to #14444 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Sense almost makes that.

Don't be sorry, just get it out of senitse.

Yes.
User avatar #14409 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
Oh god what. Oh god. No, just don't

Sadly.
User avatar #14410 to #14409 - lifeisaparty (09/16/2014) [-]
Yeah!
I'm wearing my glasses.

Sadly? Could be worse, I think.

I find it weird on a site called "Funnyjunk" that there is no laugh emoticon.
User avatar #14411 to #14410 - derpingthederps (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm not

How on earth could it be worse? Gay is worst!

By god you're right. That is very strange
User avatar #14413 to #14411 - lifeisaparty (09/17/2014) [-]
Why are you running around naked you crazy man?

Is not! It's okay to be gay!
:­D­:
ikr?
User avatar #14414 to #14413 - derpingthederps (09/17/2014) [-]
I like to live on the edge

How can you be so sure?
You bootay
is the closest we have
User avatar #14415 to #14414 - lifeisaparty (09/18/2014) [-]
But the edge is boring! You have to aim for the center and thrust your way forward with all you have.

www.herpy.net/gallery/data/media/57/SpiketailStyle.jpg
<3
I got :claugh:, I'll just use that.
User avatar #14416 to #14415 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
but it's so cool!

Ha I remember this. Not real proof tho.
</3
Works for me!
User avatar #14417 to #14416 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
How cool is it?

Not real proof? What other proof do you need?
<33
:cgrazz:
User avatar #14418 to #14417 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Ice cold

Something that didn't come from someones mind!
<//////3
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User avatar #14419 to #14418 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
That's pretty cold. Be sure to wear a jacket.

Hmm, how about the general acceptance by small children that when an adult male is attracted to another adult male that it doesn't matter and that that one toy in the corner is looking really lonely and would be really fun to play with if only the stupid adult would leave the child alone?
^.^
gg
User avatar #14420 to #14419 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
This bitch is wearing 11 jackets

Wait, what?
DDDD
No re?
#14421 to #14420 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
That's kinda hot.   
   
Yes.   
gg   
Nah.
That's kinda hot.

Yes.
gg
Nah.
#14422 to #14421 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
No kidding

Wrong answer.
I hate fj.
****
User avatar #14423 to #14422 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Sexy hot, not warm hot.

Wrong.
So do I! No idea why I keep coming back. Probably because you're still offline on steam.
gg. no re.
User avatar #14424 to #14423 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Oh, then I'll have to disagree

No u
I just can't be bothered to go online lol
At least one re?
User avatar #14425 to #14424 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Too late, you agreed.

No, that was my answer. You said that was the answer.
Huh, never noticed how much it bothers me when someone throws lol at the end of a sentence lol
Nope.
User avatar #14426 to #14425 - derpingthederps (09/19/2014) [-]
Not anymore I don't

Pfft. you're to litreal.
I wont be using that again then!
Pls
User avatar #14427 to #14426 - lifeisaparty (09/19/2014) [-]
Can't take it back.

I am not to literal. I'm lifeisaparty.

Why even use it in the first place? Did you get an actual laugh off that sentence while you wrote it out so much so I needed to know about it? What is it even meant to add to the sentence? Because it only makes it seem like you don't care enough to come up with an actual excuse. Not that something like that requires an excuse, but that just makes it a bit insulting. I guess what I'm trying to say is, why?

Nah.
User avatar #14391 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
What's a barral gotta do with this?
I can see though it...

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS
User avatar #14392 to #14391 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Something for you to lean on. Duh.
With maximum quality!

You like the D, don't you Squidward?
User avatar #14393 to #14392 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
Ooh. And that's relevent how I'm confused.
Gah! You silly bugger

What no I like the B
#14394 to #14393 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, it's for you because apparently you're bottoming a lot now.
Silly crystal clear bugger*

You like the D too, don't you Squidward?
User avatar #14395 to #14394 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
And a barrel, and not bed why?
What if they get dity?

HATE HATE HATE
#14396 to #14395 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Because I've never ****** someone over a barrel.
Egad, don't even talk about such horrors.

You really do like the D, don't you Squidward?
User avatar #14397 to #14396 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
intresting...
YOU'D HAVE TO CLEAN THEM ALL

OKAY IT'S TRUE. I LOVEEEEEE D'S
#14398 to #14397 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Is it?
Spray 'em with a hose.

I knew it.
User avatar #14399 to #14398 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
Yes. Why pick that over many other things?
Then water stains!

NO YOU DIDN'T YOU GUESSED
User avatar #14400 to #14399 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Because it's an actual common phrase here. " ****** over a barrel" usually means pretty damn ****** .
Spray 'em with a hose again.

Nope. Knew.
User avatar #14401 to #14400 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
Never heard of it and I love it already.
Rinse and repeat over and over

How?
User avatar #14402 to #14401 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Still need a barrel, though.
Throw in pool. Never deal with again.

Call it a dickth sixth sense.
User avatar #14403 to #14402 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
Where can I get one?
Works fo me

Tsk. That's no fair
User avatar #14404 to #14403 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Internet?
Good, good... I'll make a glasses swimsuit.

All is fair in love an war.
Yeah, that's right, quotin' John Lyly's 'Euphues' on yo ass. 1578, ***** . Look it up.
User avatar #14405 to #14404 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
Works for me
A girly one?

But this aint no war, boy.
Look it up? How about I quote hamlet act 3 scene 3 line 92, the third word is adressed to you
User avatar #14406 to #14405 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Good!
No, a glasses one. I just said.

This is about dicks, that's love boy.
Yeah, well according to the genva convention Artical two, line three, sixth word. "The".
So there. Take that and shove it up your "no".
User avatar #14407 to #14406 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
Wonderful.
I meant girly glassess swimsuit

Huh, true...
The? The what? Oki :C
User avatar #14408 to #14407 - lifeisaparty (09/15/2014) [-]
Fantastic.
Well, it'll just be a pair of glasses on my dick. If a girl has big enough ta-ta's, she can put a pair of glasses on each of those. So sure.

Also right.
:­)
User avatar #14373 to #14372 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
Glad I don't have to worry about that : D :
But... you'd be burning. That'd hurt a lot

Well, I don't really know the job I want. I know the area I think, just not what exactly
User avatar #14374 to #14373 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
Until the beefrogs with moth wings are finished.
Well, being a spawn from hell helps you get use to being on fire.

Make the machines that make credit cards! Then you can work with my dad! Or for him, really. He does a lot of training for newbies.
User avatar #14375 to #14374 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
Which is never, I hope
Of course! How could I forget about that most imporant vital detail

Would I wanna work with your pa tho?
User avatar #14376 to #14375 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
Beefrogs with moth wings, 2015. Coming to stores, homes, parks and many other local areas near you!
I really have no idea, I mean, look at the other conversation we're having going on above this one.

I would work with my pa if I was interested in engineering. So yeah. Probably.
User avatar #14377 to #14376 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
Good think I wont be around for much longer if that happens!
I must be going blind I bet

Huh, I must consider it then!
User avatar #14378 to #14377 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
They'll find ya either way.
Wear you glasses, then.

Then again, he probably wouldn't want to work with you.
User avatar #14379 to #14378 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
NO YOU WONT.
Good idea

WHY NOT!?
User avatar #14380 to #14379 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
They'll cover the world. And half the afterlife.
It's because I was wearing my glasses.

Why do you think?
User avatar #14381 to #14380 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
No worries, I'll be in the before life.
You're always a step ahead of me...

Cause he hates training newbies?
User avatar #14382 to #14381 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
They'll have that covered, too. That's how they'll reach the afterlife.
It's because I'm wearing my glasses.

Yeah. He complains about it all the time when he has to train 'em, really. What else would it be?
User avatar #14383 to #14382 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
**** me
Take em off!

I have no idea? I'd say the gay thing but I don't exactly tell everyone
User avatar #14384 to #14383 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, okay. Thought you were a top though. Oh well. Assume the position.
But if I do I'll be naked!

Pfft. He's worked with gay people before. He's not homophobic.
User avatar #14385 to #14384 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
I am top! Gah! I didn't mean like that
WHAT!?

So what then? :o
User avatar #14386 to #14385 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
How else can you mean " **** me"?
It's because I'm wearing my glasses.

No, seriously. He just doesn't like training newbies.
User avatar #14387 to #14386 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
Well, to **** someone over means to hurt em bad.
Just glassess?

Just that? Oh, that alright then
User avatar #14388 to #14387 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Unless you're ******* them over a barrel.
Lots of glasses.

Psh. Unless you were a pro that could actually do stuff without him having to show you, he probably wouldn't want to work with you. Just sayin'.
User avatar #14389 to #14388 - derpingthederps (09/14/2014) [-]
Huh, what.
Too many

I'm not tho ;_; So sounds like I'm ******
User avatar #14390 to #14389 - lifeisaparty (09/14/2014) [-]
Y'know, a barrel? It's round on the sides, flat on the top and bottom, often contains things like fish for shooting?
It's my glasses suit, tho.

Again with you taking the D. I thought you were a top, but twice now you're getting ****** . Tsk, I'm onto you.
#14351 to #14350 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
To be fair, I use to run all the time before. Loved to do so too. Did it for baseball and relay races in school on a regular basis.   
Not much a matter of getting use to running that quick as it is getting back to running that quick. Which will be me jogging a lot more, which is pretty easy to do. Just means less time online. Same for sit-ups and push-ups. Usually takes two weeks for me to get into shape on all that if I put my mind to it and remember to eat regularly.
To be fair, I use to run all the time before. Loved to do so too. Did it for baseball and relay races in school on a regular basis.
Not much a matter of getting use to running that quick as it is getting back to running that quick. Which will be me jogging a lot more, which is pretty easy to do. Just means less time online. Same for sit-ups and push-ups. Usually takes two weeks for me to get into shape on all that if I put my mind to it and remember to eat regularly.
#14354 to #14351 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
couldn't blame you! I suck at fitness, but running is kinda fun.
Tennis > Baseball > badminton > Any other sport.
Ah! Two weeks isn't too bad to be fair. It's a lot quicker than I'd have thought!
User avatar #14355 to #14354 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
Tennis? Why ya gotta be wrong? Football is better than Tennis, and I'm not talking about The kind you play with your foots.
PS soccer sucks.

IF I focus.
I'm not focused.
I have a new computer.
To many things to install to focus.
User avatar #14356 to #14355 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
I hate both footballs!
But yes soccor is worse

Which I'm sure you will! Once you start you'll focus.
How is it, by the way?
User avatar #14357 to #14356 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
At least one supports smashing heads together.
Glad you agree. We can still be friends.

It is twice the computer my last computer was! I love this thing already.
User avatar #14358 to #14357 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
But I like smashing balls!
Praise the lord

Ha, brilliant! Sounds like true lobe
User avatar #14360 to #14359 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
I like smashing balls too. With a bat.
Oh, brotha! Can I get an alleluia?

Yes, yes it is true lube. It's going to be used a lot during the nights.
User avatar #14361 to #14360 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
Or racket. both are fun.
Hallelujah!

Sounds good! Have you given it a good run yet?
User avatar #14362 to #14361 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
I'll admit, a racket isn't bad. But a bat really lets you drive it home.
Hallelujah indeed, brotha! Hallelujah indeed!

I'm currently installing about 50+ mods to skyrim and going to try running it at high quality. So far, it can run POE at full high quality with no problems, TF2 has no FPS issues what-so-ever and starbound is starbound.
User avatar #14363 to #14362 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
What if you don't want to drive home, tho?
It's a miricle!

Sounds glorious! Sounds like cash well spent
User avatar #14364 to #14363 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
I have my own car, I can do whatever I want.
Amen to that!

$1,000 well spent, yeah. I've spent more on worse. Mostly college.
User avatar #14365 to #14364 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
So you play with a car, not a bat?
Praise the lord!

Amen to that brother. If I had a penny for every American who felt that way
User avatar #14366 to #14365 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, if you want to be technical, it's not balls either. It's "People". But whatever.
[Another religious thing] I'm not very well read on those.

Honestly, it's way too expensive to be of any use unless your family just happens to have 10,000 set aside just for you. Which doesn't happen in a family with 5 kids.
User avatar #14367 to #14366 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh boy, the tone of this changed fast.
Me neither, I was just recalling stuff from movies and stuff

Sadly true. I think the only time college is a big help is if you're doing something like medschool that requires you have that kinda of specialist knowhow
User avatar #14368 to #14367 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
It'sa me, if the tone didn't change to something relating to killing you should be worried that I'm a spy.
So was I, but I don't catch many movies.

Yeah! Or join the army.
User avatar #14369 to #14368 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
Ha, that's pretty true. It was about time it was bought into this convo I think~
I spend most my time on games and religon is rarely in that stuff

That works! But requires a whole different kind of effort
User avatar #14370 to #14369 - lifeisaparty (09/13/2014) [-]
It just happens. Dunno how. It's just random. Always there but randomly shows up.
I spend most of my time not in church, and religion is easy to ignore outside of that. Helps to burst into flames upon walking into one.

I think it's easier than working for twenty years after to pay off the loans you're certainly going to need.
User avatar #14371 to #14370 - derpingthederps (09/13/2014) [-]
Like moths. They're there waiting for me, and will show up whenever.
Burning helps...?

Without a doubt, it's why I wont go to uni. it might earn me a better job, but it's cancelled out due to debt so eh
User avatar #14175 - lifeisaparty (05/28/2014) [-]
For those of you who want to contact me still for whatever reason, do so through steam:
steamcommunity.com/id/lifeisaparty/

This account is now dead. I will be making no replies to any comments on my profile nor to any mentions elsewhere.
It's been a good run party people, but it's time to move on.
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