If you're here to scroll through my profile conversations, I don't mind.
But be warned, some of the conversations get dark and some of the pictures contain gore.
Don't proceed if this sort of thing bothers you.
If I remember correctly, there is also some borderline R34 as well.
So, again, don't go on if that bothers you.
Otherwise, enjoy.
There might be a few diamonds in the dust that buries these.
You can also watch my lovely decent into depression if you start at the beginning.
Or if you go backwards, I seem to get happier with each post.
It's fun.

Consider this my last post, and a fair warning to all who stumble here.
I don't care if you are offended by anything I've said, I don't care if the gore bothers you, and I don't care if the R34 bothers you.
You've been warned, and anything you do is your own fault.

Goodbye.

I get the strangest feeling that if I left this profile to die, no one would really care.
And I think it's time I let this profile die.
It's had a good run, well over a full year, that's longer than most things I bring to life.
I've said it before, I know. But y'know what? I've just no energy for this game no more.
The parties over, folks.
I had a lot fun over the time I was here, and I'll honestly miss quiet a few of you.
But, hey. Those I keep in contact with already have my steam AND skype, so they know where to find me.
If you really need to talk with me, if there's still a soul out there that remembers me for who I am, or if you just want to bullshit around, ask around with the ones I chat with the most first. They'll help you find me if you really care enough to find me.

See you, Space Cowboy.

Pop a top, again.
I just got time for one more round.
Set em' up my friend.
Then I'll be gone; And you can let some other fool sit down.

I'd like for you to listen to a joke I heard today.
From a woman who said she was through and calmly walked away.
I tried to smile and did a while; but it felt so outta place.
Did you ever hear of a clown with tear drops streaming down his face?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqojf_ZSRV0

Au revoir, mes amis.
And tomorrow starts the same old thing again.
Heh, C'est la vie.

I left that as the comment at the top of my profile for a whole week.

...Whoops...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3DZeizHQ5I
If you could just hear the music that plays in my head at night...
You would understand why I fall in love with death.
You would understand why I melt into despair.
You would understand why I sharpen my knives.
You would understand why I try to drown it out.
You would understand why I turn so dark.
You would understand why I run so fast.
You would understand a lot about me...

The music of hell plays in my mind. The soundtrack to death.
What else can I do but dance to it?

No need to go down any further.
It's all just a joke, nothing to see.

Goodnight.

No, Life.

Dark dreams aren't indicative of a person, just where they've been. Where they're going, though... that's what people covet, thinking of the wonderful experiences and places they'll see.

Hai Life!

I was a highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride,
With sword and pistol by my side.
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade,
Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade,
The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five,
But I am still alive.

Gonna put the the world away for a minute, pretend I don't live in it.
Sunshine's gonna wash my blues away.

Had sweet love but I lost it.
She got too close so I fought her, now I'm lost in the world trying to find me a better way.

Wishing I was knee deep in the water somewhere, got the blue sky breeze and it don't seem fair, only worry in the world is the tide gonna reach my chair?
Sunrise there's a fire in the sky, never been so happy, never felt so high and I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise.

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day.
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play.
If you got a hunger for what you see, you'll take it eventually.
You can have everything you want, but you better not take it from me.
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle, Watch it bring you to your k-n-n-n-kn-ne knees, knees... Oh...
I wanna watch you bleed.

Mankind has an interesting way of living, we always seem to try and find some glimmer of hope to every downfall, some silver lining to every cloud.
One must learn that not every error has way of being corrected. Sometimes it is the things that others do that will never be forgotten, never be forgiven, while sometimes it is the things you do, or fail to do, that will linger over time, that never truly fade, and that you, yourself, shall not forgive.
You must understand, I have my fair share of both. The things I regret seeing, the things I regret doing, as everyone has something they regret.
Life is full of regrets.
But to dwindle on the past, on regrets, is for those who have no future.
Those who can still see light, still have a future.
Regrets can make you do things you would never normally do, they can drag you down, pull you into oblivion if you let them, as can many other things, but that is another speech.
Mankind has an interesting way of hiding the pain, of dealing with something we cannot change.
Some take to drugs, or drink.
Some ignore it, and pretend to be happy, and perhaps they really are...
Some simply deny it. "It never happened" "It didn't go down like that".
Some go insane, lose their grip on reality and some simply place a bullet between their eyes so they cannot see the images that haunt them, that never fade from sight.

Think back to when you were a child, were you happy? Should you have been? Would you do it all again? And what would you change?
Whatever your answer, just remember, no matter the past, no matter how scary, terrible, dull or dim the future looks, there is always someone waiting to help you find some light and help you forget the past.

Step into the world tomorrow without fear, without regret and remember:
The world is a dark and lonely place only as long as you close your eyes.

To anyone that cares:
I'm not going to be on FunnyJunk for a few days, up to a week.
I have my reasons.
I'll still be on skype and steam, so if you really want to talk, you know where to find me.
Unless you don't know my skype or steam, then too bad for you!

Tah, folks. Things to do, people to see, places to be.

Well, as it's known, perhaps it's not, I like keeping at least one clean post to serperate things from that little "Leave a comment" button.

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You've all been warned, and I don't want to hear any complaining if you fail to heed the warning.

You mean a non MM'd Thread like this one?