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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:4/29/2012
Location:Toronto
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#869 - suck my dick  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
User avatar #870 - thumbs (11/13/2011) [-]
You suck my dick which I just finished putting in a chimps butt
#866 - inflatable PENIS .  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
User avatar #867 - thumbs (11/03/2011) [-]
you only have an inflatable PENIS
#864 - niggεr 11/01/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
#862 - Jesus' gang bang club  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
User avatar #863 - niala (11/01/2011) [-]
Jesus the Mexican Gardener
User avatar #864 - lifealert (11/01/2011) [-]
niggεr
#860 - bang gang  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
User avatar #861 - niala (10/29/2011) [-]
Allah gang bang
User avatar #862 - lifealert (10/29/2011) [-]
Jesus' gang bang club
User avatar #863 - niala (11/01/2011) [-]
Jesus the Mexican Gardener
User avatar #864 - lifealert (11/01/2011) [-]
niggεr
#857 - big PENIS  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
User avatar #859 - niala (10/26/2011) [-]
SMALL PENIS
User avatar #860 - lifealert (10/26/2011) [-]
bang gang
User avatar #861 - niala (10/29/2011) [-]
Allah gang bang
User avatar #862 - lifealert (10/29/2011) [-]
Jesus' gang bang club
User avatar #863 - niala (11/01/2011) [-]
Jesus the Mexican Gardener
User avatar #864 - lifealert (11/01/2011) [-]
niggεr
#855 - Gang Bang Jesus 10/23/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
#854 - Gang Bang Achmed  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
User avatar #858 - thumbs (10/24/2011) [-]
peow peow
#853 - Rectal Exam  [+] (8 new replies) 10/23/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
User avatar #856 - niala (10/23/2011) [-]
Annual Exam.
User avatar #857 - lifealert (10/24/2011) [-]
big PENIS
User avatar #859 - niala (10/26/2011) [-]
SMALL PENIS
User avatar #860 - lifealert (10/26/2011) [-]
bang gang
User avatar #861 - niala (10/29/2011) [-]
Allah gang bang
User avatar #862 - lifealert (10/29/2011) [-]
Jesus' gang bang club
User avatar #863 - niala (11/01/2011) [-]
Jesus the Mexican Gardener
User avatar #864 - lifealert (11/01/2011) [-]
niggεr
#851 - master? im telling jesus.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2011 on lifealert's profile 0
User avatar #852 - thumbs (10/22/2011) [-]
no no don't tell him!!!




I'm telling allah
User avatar #854 - lifealert (10/23/2011) [-]
Gang Bang Achmed
User avatar #858 - thumbs (10/24/2011) [-]
peow peow
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User avatar #871 - thumbs (03/12/2012) [-]
fuck me in the nose
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User avatar #865 - thumbs (11/02/2011) [-]
Hey you!

<3

boo hoo
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User avatar #866 to #865 - lifealert (11/02/2011) [-]
inflatable PENIS.
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User avatar #867 to #866 - thumbs (11/03/2011) [-]
you only have an inflatable PENIS
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User avatar #842 - thumbs (10/17/2011) [-]
SCREW YOU COCK MUNCHER
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User avatar #845 to #842 - lifealert (10/18/2011) [-]
fuck you, bitch. kiss my ass.
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User avatar #847 to #845 - thumbs (10/19/2011) [-]
:'(
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User avatar #848 to #847 - lifealert (10/19/2011) [-]
i cleaned my ass though.
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User avatar #849 to #848 - lifealert (10/19/2011) [-]
last week
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User avatar #850 to #849 - thumbs (10/20/2011) [-]
ok master

not!
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User avatar #851 to #850 - lifealert (10/22/2011) [-]
master?

im telling jesus.
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User avatar #852 to #851 - thumbs (10/22/2011) [-]
no no don't tell him!!!




I'm telling allah
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User avatar #854 to #852 - lifealert (10/23/2011) [-]
Gang Bang Achmed
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User avatar #858 to #854 - thumbs (10/24/2011) [-]
peow peow
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#840 - niala (10/13/2011) [-]
Fuck you, Toronto.
Fuck you, Toronto.
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User avatar #841 to #840 - lifealert (10/14/2011) [-]
ballsack.
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User avatar #843 to #841 - niala (10/18/2011) [-]
Is that what you lick for a living?
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User avatar #844 to #843 - lifealert (10/18/2011) [-]
uranus.
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User avatar #846 to #844 - niala (10/18/2011) [-]
Neptune.
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User avatar #853 to #846 - lifealert (10/23/2011) [-]
Rectal Exam
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User avatar #856 to #853 - niala (10/23/2011) [-]
Annual Exam.
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User avatar #857 to #856 - lifealert (10/24/2011) [-]
big PENIS
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User avatar #859 to #857 - niala (10/26/2011) [-]
SMALL PENIS
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User avatar #860 to #859 - lifealert (10/26/2011) [-]
bang gang
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User avatar #861 to #860 - niala (10/29/2011) [-]
Allah gang bang
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Jesus' gang bang club
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User avatar #863 to #862 - niala (11/01/2011) [-]
Jesus the Mexican Gardener
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User avatar #864 to #863 - lifealert (11/01/2011) [-]
niggεr
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User avatar #835 - miadoodlez (10/02/2011) [-]
CliNt Eastwood <3 :)
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User avatar #836 to #835 - lifealert (10/02/2011) [-]
no.

It's Clit Eastwood
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User avatar #837 to #836 - miadoodlez (10/02/2011) [-]
I know
I am just messing with you :D
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User avatar #838 to #837 - lifealert (10/02/2011) [-]
you should be embarrassed.
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User avatar #855 to #839 - lifealert (10/23/2011) [-]
Gang Bang Jesus
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User avatar #840 - thumbs (02/19/2011) [-]
RARRR
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User avatar #837 - allseniorcitizens (01/15/2011) [-]
i cant get up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #838 to #837 - lifealert (01/15/2011) [-]
all senior citizens should have life alert
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User avatar #839 to #838 - allseniorcitizens (01/15/2011) [-]
Life alert saved my life. I don't know what i would do without life alert. Life alert will save your life. Buy one now.



If you call now you will get the chance to not only get one life alert but another free ( + $ shipping and handling) get one now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #836 - allseniorcitizens (01/15/2011) [-]
HELPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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User avatar #831 - insowietrussia (01/13/2011) [-]
lol I love how you started out making awesome comments:
all senior citizens should have life alert 08/07/2010 on THUMB PARTY! +11
all senior citizens should have life alert 08/07/2010 on THUMB PARTY! +12
all senior citizens should have life alert 08/07/2010 on THUMB PARTY! +9
all senior citizens should have life alert 08/07/2010 on THUMB PARTY! +15



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User avatar #832 to #831 - insowietrussia (01/13/2011) [-]
and it goes on and on. couldn't post rest because I can only have 10 line breaks.
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User avatar #835 to #832 - lifealert (01/14/2011) [-]
yeah. i didnt expect to stay too long on the site. i was just a little spammer in the beginning.

now i'm a big boy.
;)
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#802 - Shroomie (12/22/2010) [-]
Have a happy Christmas
:]
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User avatar #807 to #802 - lifealert (12/26/2010) [-]
where the fuck did you go?!
:(
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User avatar #818 to #807 - shroomie (01/02/2011) [-]
Right where i should be.
sorry breh.
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#829 to #818 - anonymous (01/10/2011) [-]
and where is that?
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User avatar #833 to #829 - shroomie (01/13/2011) [-]
Where ever I go, there i am.
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User avatar #834 to #833 - lifealert (01/14/2011) [-]
you better be!
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User avatar #795 - ing (12/21/2010) [-]
hey :D your gonna over-take me soon, just sayin...
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User avatar #796 to #795 - lifealert (12/21/2010) [-]
I'm nowhere near you. You have a comfy lead.
:D
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User avatar #797 to #796 - ing (12/21/2010) [-]
3000 isn't that much :D plus, your stuff is better than mine :D
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User avatar #798 to #797 - lifealert (12/21/2010) [-]
user ranking says im 10k away from you
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User avatar #799 to #798 - ing (12/21/2010) [-]
oh :/ i was looking at your comment rank lol :D i fail at commenting. but overall your only 3000 away from me :D so whats up?
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User avatar #800 to #799 - lifealert (12/21/2010) [-]
but your comment ranking is 586.
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User avatar #801 to #800 - ing (12/21/2010) [-]
i know, sucks :/
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#794 - Shroomie (12/20/2010) [-]
Olive juice.

:)
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#785 - Shroomie (12/19/2010) [-]
you poopbutt.
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User avatar #786 to #785 - lifealert (12/19/2010) [-]
wash my ass.
:D
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User avatar #788 to #787 - lifealert (12/19/2010) [-]
crazy typo on tv i just saw. 'minessoda'
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#789 to #788 - Shroomie (12/19/2010) [-]
haha,
that's a pretty bad typo.
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#783 - thumbs (12/17/2010) [-]
Pleasant dreams
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User avatar #780 - thumbs (12/17/2010) [-]
It's snowing?
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User avatar #781 to #780 - lifealert (12/17/2010) [-]
light flurries. it's not enough to make a snow angel.
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User avatar #808 to #781 - thumbs (12/29/2010) [-]
POP
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User avatar #809 to #808 - lifealert (12/29/2010) [-]
POOP
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User avatar #810 to #809 - thumbs (12/29/2010) [-]
SHITCAKE
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User avatar #811 to #810 - lifealert (12/29/2010) [-]
cum in gold.
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User avatar #812 to #811 - thumbs (12/29/2010) [-]
Goat wrapped in green.
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User avatar #782 to #781 - thumbs (12/17/2010) [-]
:(
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#769 - Shroomie (12/12/2010) [-]
BOO.

~
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User avatar #770 to #769 - lifealert (12/13/2010) [-]
BIES.
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#771 to #770 - Shroomie (12/13/2010) [-]
Top the tater
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User avatar #772 to #771 - lifealert (12/13/2010) [-]
ball sack
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#773 to #772 - Shroomie (12/13/2010) [-]
spontaneous combustion.
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#775 to #774 - Shroomie (12/13/2010) [-]
This isn't your average ordinary darkness..
this is...Advanced darkness
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User avatar #776 to #775 - lifealert (12/13/2010) [-]
I like my water wet.
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#777 to #776 - Shroomie (12/13/2010) [-]
Oh, so the talking cheese is going to preach to us?
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User avatar #764 - thumbs (12/10/2010) [-]
I can't reply.
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User avatar #765 to #764 - lifealert (12/10/2010) [-]
again
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User avatar #766 to #765 - thumbs (12/10/2010) [-]
damn it
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User avatar #767 to #766 - lifealert (12/10/2010) [-]
no. damn you
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User avatar #758 - XxBNinjaBxX **User deleted account** (12/09/2010) [-]
What's with Admin?


I just thought an old lady like you would know...
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User avatar #759 to #758 - lifealert (12/09/2010) [-]
he probably has lady troubles.

YOU!
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#762 to #759 - XxBNinjaBxX **User deleted account** (12/09/2010) [-]
You know nothing!
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User avatar #763 to #762 - lifealert (12/09/2010) [-]
here! take my clothes! just don't shoot me.
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User avatar #760 to #759 - XxBNinjaBxX **User deleted account** (12/09/2010) [-]
O.O
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User avatar #761 to #760 - lifealert (12/09/2010) [-]
yeah. he totally digs you.
;)
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