That actually may have been the saddest thing I've read on Funnyjunk to this day.

No, I'm extemely proud of my elaborate item collection that I have worked hard for.

Can't tell if sarcasm or not...

I have no idea what items are or what they do, I accidentally opened my first chest just now.

And the other 2 items I didn't collect on purpose either.

You got both of them because of comments that reached top spots :)

Ah, okay, that explains it.

It only happens once though? Because one of my comments is currently #1 and I don't think anything happened.

You get a gold comment badge once the 24 hours is up

Okay.

But what do items do?

Nothing really, unless you collect them they're pretty worthless, on the item board people use them for trading, crafting, smelting and other stuff :)

Yeah, I always love reading those things. Always nice to hear others do too.
I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of reactions it had, over 80 replies!

The things we thought as a kid can be so hilarious in retrospect, especially those innocent misunderstandings like that guy in the thread who said he used to shampoo his shoulders because of the brand-name called "Head & Shoulders"

Things like that literally make me laugh out loud. ^^

I have another one that involves shampoo haha

When me and my older brother were younger we used to have showers together, we would cover the drain with a cloth and then use all the shampoo bottles as ships and play with those.

One day during our shower we had the great idea to take all the different shampoos and body washes etc and mix them all together in this container that was in the shower. We mixed them thinking we were creating some potion, and that if we drank it we would get some kind of super power. So we each drank some this hellish concoction thinking we would turn into some creature or get a power.

When we had our next shower we thought that the bumps of our spinal vertebrae that you could see on our backs was us turning into werewolves or maybe a stegosaurus. Haha, who knows what that little mixture could have actually done but Me and him always joke about it. We're still waiting to get our powers from it.

I don't do friend requests, it's nothing personal.

Im off to sleep now, nice talking to you. Laters man

Cya.

Not sure if being sincere or sarcastic.

also do you trade items ?

No.

sincere, just came across it randomly & spit out my drink in laughter xD

Sweet.

What did I win?

Hey.... you could get a lot of thumbs if you posted it on the NSFW random board...

what do you waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant