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- I was thinking of making a d&d campaign mostly about drago…
Like rockmanfan said they
Creators/Writer for D&D
do have many chromatic and metallic dragon species, and you can find all of them in a monster or DM guide, but it's kind of up to you to make up their societies. I mean you
borrow some ideas from works such as LOTR or the Hobbit for their ideal dragons hierarchy but it will mainly fall onto you for the foundation.
trust me when i say D&D has entire goddamn novels written about it's dragons. if you can't find it, just imagine what every dragon, based on their scale color/ personality, would create a society to look like.
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- does anyone actually play encumbrance rules
D&D Epic Memes #5
at some Points it´s imporant.
Like your Party sitting on a Dragon Horde and the DM knows that if they just take all the Gold along they are to fucking rich to harm them efficiently.
Or in my latest Season where our Party was left with the remains of a gigantic exploded mithral block. We argued we could take with our half orcs strenght over 1000 Pounds off and with anyone else carrying up to 400 we would be hyper fucking rich.
We ruled then it around so that we could just carry 500 Pounds away, which efficiently still makes a total of: 200.000 Gold.
my friends and I do, but having a bag of holding helps out a lot in that regard (as well as trading our heavy gold for lighter and more valuable gems)
They get pretty interesting when you can carry the entire party up the side of a cliff on your back and still be under a light load.
"You were this great, legendary thing! And yet he gains!"
That took me longer to get than I'd like to admit.
I'm just glad you did.
Welp. Better go find a copy for the weekend...
It's on DVD, shouldn't be too hard to find. Unless you're out in the boonies.
I have to, because one of my best friends who is in every game I run is a powergaming piece of shit. He tries to carry as many pistols as possible in every Renaissance setting so he can draw and fire every round, so I ALWAYS need to know encumbrance rules.
yes cus it funny when your get soo strong and drink a potion of giant size you can point out in the rules that you can not oley lift the dragon but you can spin it around like its a petite ballet dancer
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- So this is me, i'm 5'4 and weight about 123 pounds. You prioba…
Fitness - muscle and...
You're skinny fat. That basically means you're at a healthy weight but still carry a bit of excess fat. Start lifting some weights to build some muscle, eat properly and once you start adding lean mass you will lower your body fat percentage (but not total fat) and look leaner. You'll look better at 150lbs at 15% bf than if you dieted down to 110lbs at >10% bf. If you decide to start lifting, wait to cut (diet) until you have some respectable size, or you risk losing all of the muscle you just spent building.
- I can't jerk off anymore, everytime i try i just think of how …
I got lucky, the only ex I still care about a bit is now a lesbian.
Seriously, tho, find another girl to get over it yourself. Doesn´t even have to be another relationship, just a short-time-bandaid, basically.
Imagine you fucking the other guy while she watches and cries in a corner.
uhh...imagine you're havin a threesome with her and that guy?
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