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    Cold. How to get rid of cold. Cold. How to get rid of cold.
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#37 - You can get the exact same **** at Australian McDonalds'. You'…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2016 on I'm lovin it! +5
#38 - anon (01/14/2016) [-]
And New Zealand.
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#41 - sanctusdominus (01/14/2016) [-]
please tell me what nz maccas does this i would like to know
#2 - More like "I don't want you to fall on your head because …  [+] (17 new replies) 01/12/2016 on good guy footballer -39
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#6 - frutus (01/12/2016) [-]
not even close to any penalty area
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#11 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
the whole field is a "penalty area"

tho i suppose the right term would be to say "i dont want to receive a yellow/red card and give you guys a free kick"

then again, there is nothing worthy of a crime happening in the pic.
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#22 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
the word youre looking for is foul
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#23 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
not a native speaker.
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#28 - rockamekishiko (01/12/2016) [-]
of what? it's called the same everywhere
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#30 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
english. its called "rike" in my country.


now. i know it might be hard to see. but "foul" and "rike" are actually quite different words when you come down to it.
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#24 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
ahh ok my bad!
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#25 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
still appreciate you reminding me of the right word tho.
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#26 - langweilig (01/12/2016) [-]
yeah no prob man
#18 - frutus (01/12/2016) [-]
have a look
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#19 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
yeah as i said i know that.

its why i corrected the term for the first post.
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#20 - frutus (01/12/2016) [-]
okay then, nevermind
#16 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Free kick =/= Penalty

Massively different things.
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#17 - angelious (01/12/2016) [-]
dat be why i corrected the earlier post.
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#5 - postwhatevs (01/12/2016) [-]
Theres more chance of this guy getting a penalty against him for holding on to the other player for so long
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#3 - geodukemon (01/12/2016) [-]
you don't know how soccer works, do you
#13 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
To be fair, what the striped shirt player did could be seen as making a back/backing into the green shirt player, which is considered a foul.

Obviously he wasn't going to get a penalty from it like this dude thinks, but it's an unfair move nonetheless. Good on striped shirt guy for picking the other up and not letting him fucking dive into the ground though.
#8 - "Modern art is stupid" 01/11/2016 on Dancing in the wind +2
#138 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on What it's like to browse... +1
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#161 - pickanickname (01/07/2016) [-]
thanks m
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#136 - Found the autist.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on What it's like to browse... 0
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#165 - elcreepo (01/07/2016) [-]
Nah just a guy who likes studying congenital disorders

Genetics is cool
#39 - Just as I thought these were starting to get old, this gem appears. 12/27/2015 on FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF -1
#70 - Pacific islanders are all basically fully grown by age 15/16/17  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on younger peoples +13
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#103 - shieeetposter (12/27/2015) [-]
Holy shit

I have a lot of catching up to do in either a month or two years
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#89 - deutschblut (12/27/2015) [-]
And the girls have 6 kids by the age of 13...
#40 - What? I made a joke that most people couldn't read music 12/25/2015 on fffffffffffffffffffffffffff... 0
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