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liamdurf

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Gamesphere
Interests: Stuff and things
Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Earth
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#17 - Hey, at least us c-section-ers never touched our mom's vaginas. 09/21/2015 on Some people were always cancer +1
#14 - For it wasn't a fight over who got left out. It was just always me.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/21/2015 on Whole squad +17
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#36 - thisisnotaname (09/21/2015) [-]
And that's why I have issues believing that any of my friends actually wanna hang out with me.
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#29 - frutus (09/21/2015) [-]
oh god me too
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#18 - vorarephilia (09/21/2015) [-]
Spare tires unite.
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#20 - liamdurf (09/21/2015) [-]
Doesn't uniting kind of contradict being spare?
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#21 - vorarephilia (09/21/2015) [-]
spare tires stare awkwardly at each other from across the room.
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#22 - liamdurf (09/21/2015) [-]
Now you're speaking my language! I mean,uh, y-you too.
#38 - arreatface (09/21/2015) [-]
b-b-baka ?
#26 - How are you actually supposed to use that?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2015 on hmm 0
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#32 - SirSheepy (09/21/2015) [-]
I assume sitting down with your knees up and your hands reaching across the sides
#30 - dontknowme (09/21/2015) [-]
Is this a troll or are you serious?
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#31 - liamdurf (09/21/2015) [-]
Well, it looks like there's stuff that requires the use of your hands, but there's also foot pedals. Is it actually in two pieces or something else?
#33 - dontknowme (09/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, 2 pieces. That's why the drawing shows 2 pieces.
#40 - He's making a great point, and most of the kids in the backgro… 09/21/2015 on Obama on sensitivity in... 0
#78 - Isn't that turtle from a Gamera movie? 09/20/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #79 0
#33 - Ooh reminds me of a little story >Health class, senior …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/19/2015 on moo +55
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#175 - satansferret (09/19/2015) [-]
No details on personality there?!
#229 - anonoon (10/05/2015) [-]
I'm a little bitter. Nah, I'm pretty bitter.

From my experience, people my age don't really care for personality. If they did, then I would have 6 LTR by now. Appearance kinda comes first.
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#81 - ZenMacros (09/19/2015) [-]
Well yeah, that's the idea behind a "dream partner." Nobody ever gets their dream partner because a dream partner fits all of your exact ideals to make them absolutely perfect in your eyes. But nobody is perfect and that's why we have standards.

Now had she said she'd only date a guy who fits that exact profile, she'd be out of her mind. But again, those are just the qualities required for a guy to be perfect in her eyes.
#74 - comradewinter (09/19/2015) [-]
Dream partner is not the same as standards, though. I'm probably not even going to discover what I'd define as dream partner. Hence why it's called dream partner, and not "necessary requirement for me to date them".
#205 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Good point. That didn't even cross my mind.
#35 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
The job was to describe a dream partner. She did, why you hatin?
#34 - thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
>lickable abs
idk man, seems pretty tempting but might just be me
#200 - greygohst (09/19/2015) [-]
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#174 - satansferret (09/19/2015) [-]
Aren't all abs lick-able though?
#211 - thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
If there is a desire then yes
#9 - Well, a cave of flesh is essentially a vagina, and everyone he…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2015 on Cold as ice +118
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#30 - theplanetearth (09/19/2015) [-]
or a asophygus.

I ain't gonn google how to spell it right. It's late and I'm cooking soup.
#31 - kameken (09/19/2015) [-]
Quit being such an eso-fag-us and just look it up.
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#32 - theplanetearth (09/19/2015) [-]
Fuck you bitch I'm eating soup.
#34 - ethirty (09/19/2015) [-]
You seem to eat soup very fucking slow, sir
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#13 - rubiksdodecahedron (09/19/2015) [-]
Or a rectum which would be significantly less surprising for many here
#94 - Korra, Asami, and Mako all seemed of their game, like they wer…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2015 on neat avatar detail. 0
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#95 - cisdroidcommander (09/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, like i said the second season was weird. But it did have several things to like about it. Seeing Iroh again was nice
#92 - Those were pretty good too. I guess the biggest bad part of se…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2015 on neat avatar detail. 0
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#93 - cisdroidcommander (09/19/2015) [-]
The twins were also enjoyable and that the watertribe was the bad guys was interesting.Also nice to see the owls library again.But i agree that something was off about season 2 and it was probably korra.
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#94 - liamdurf (09/19/2015) [-]
Korra, Asami, and Mako all seemed of their game, like they were less of what was enjoyable in them earlier. It didn't help that new characters kept stealing the show.
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#95 - cisdroidcommander (09/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, like i said the second season was weird. But it did have several things to like about it. Seeing Iroh again was nice
#90 - I think he used it on the Kyoshi warriors too. 09/19/2015 on neat avatar detail. 0
#89 - The Wan two-parter and Tenzin's spirit world journey were the …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2015 on neat avatar detail. 0
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#91 - cisdroidcommander (09/19/2015) [-]
i enjoyed varrick and all of Aangs children scenes
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#92 - liamdurf (09/19/2015) [-]
Those were pretty good too. I guess the biggest bad part of season two was Korra herself. Pretty lamed compared to other avatars.
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#93 - cisdroidcommander (09/19/2015) [-]
The twins were also enjoyable and that the watertribe was the bad guys was interesting.Also nice to see the owls library again.But i agree that something was off about season 2 and it was probably korra.
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#94 - liamdurf (09/19/2015) [-]
Korra, Asami, and Mako all seemed of their game, like they were less of what was enjoyable in them earlier. It didn't help that new characters kept stealing the show.
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#95 - cisdroidcommander (09/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, like i said the second season was weird. But it did have several things to like about it. Seeing Iroh again was nice
#26 - Picture 09/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#44 - Can't decide who my favorite animated foreigner is, Rolf or Bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2015 on It's Bolbi Time!!! +22
#66 - thegreentornado (09/18/2015) [-]
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#46 - parishailsatan (09/18/2015) [-]
You can totally claim that because it's a different animation style that Rolf is still your favorite 2D animated foreigner.
#42 - Doesn't like the immigrants. Still does his job.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2015 on did yer job 0
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#66 - traveltech (09/18/2015) [-]
He has a job?
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#71 - tombombadil (09/18/2015) [-]
I mean, technically he does have a job in high-end real estate development.
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#84 - traveltech (09/18/2015) [-]
No, he mostly just gets paid so the people actually building that stuff can put his name on it if I understand correctly.
#72 - >"You" Watch your pronouns, ********* .… 09/18/2015 on Starting the season just... +1
#5 - They've taken the comments to Isengard!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2015 on lol of the rings +28
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#11 - assassindash (09/18/2015) [-]
I'm just gonna put this back where nobody will remember it.
#9 - godofhorizons (09/18/2015) [-]
#61 - Well the resemblance is strong enough to suspect something's u… 09/18/2015 on Texans 0
#59 - It bears a good enough resemblance to a suitcase bomb.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2015 on Texans 0
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#60 - fuccthedevil (09/18/2015) [-]
It's a pencil case though. Not a suitcase. The picture is really close up, so it looks a lot larger than it actually is.
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#73 - severepwner (09/18/2015) [-]
So what? Is anyone supposed to know the size limits for bombs? You could fit a grenade in a pencil case.

They have nukes that are very small, why not?
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#75 - fuccthedevil (09/18/2015) [-]
I'm not saying a bomb couldn't be that small. I'm just debunking the "IT LOOKZ LIEK A S00TCASE BOM OMG" thing.
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#61 - liamdurf (09/18/2015) [-]
Well the resemblance is strong enough to suspect something's up, especially since someone isn't going to bring a bomb into a school in a suitcase. Even if it probably isn't a bomb, it's better not to take the chance.
#56 - I think the first one applies more to someone else... … 09/17/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #78 +1
#15 - Partly because Eren calls him horse-faced. 09/16/2015 on everyday +2
#14 - "And we're back. Here's Rex Fidowood with the weather. Ho… 09/16/2015 on Priorities +20
#36 - What absolute madmen! But seriously, don't touch my … 09/16/2015 on People Who Don’t Care... +7
#28 - Got you, fam.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2015 on is he ok? +3
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#65 - DementedDoom (09/17/2015) [-]
You are both a scholar and a gentleman. Thank you.
#20 - Clearly he died of exposure. Exposed brain at least.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2015 on is he ok? +3
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#27 - DementedDoom (09/16/2015) [-]
I remember a huge 4 chan post about death screaming at people, telling them to get in the fucking bag. You wouldn't happen to have that saved, would you?
#28 - liamdurf (09/16/2015) [-]
Got you, fam.
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#65 - DementedDoom (09/17/2015) [-]
You are both a scholar and a gentleman. Thank you.
#11 - whyheloitisijimble, how come human CAN'T be bird?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Smart Ass Comp. II:Electric... +63
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#52 - whyheloitisijimble (09/16/2015) [-]
Because bird am heckhead and not have hand.

Bird am good for fly but human did invent of rocket for fly into space

Bird did not do invent of.
Would like please welcome debating opposition mcburd
#53 - mcburd (09/17/2015) [-]
Who needs a hand when you're worth two I'm the bush?
#54 - whyheloitisijimble (09/17/2015) [-]
Because with hand can have capture of bird and bird cannot fight back
This is only bird who has smart enough for teach

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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #2 to #1 - liamdurf ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you too
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