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#3 - Hell yeah! This is my favorite episode  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Standing by the river +36
User avatar #11 - vansamen (02/02/2014) [-]
nah, this is just another rerun..I hope they'll finish the next season...
User avatar #9 - nighthit (02/02/2014) [-]
GODDAMMIT ANOTHER SPOILER COMMENT, FUCK YOU MAN
#6 - theblackcrow (02/02/2014) [-]
Wasn't that the one that was banned because Sandra had a breakdown??
#11 - Good idea, trouble is he lives across an ocean. Makes it a bit…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Pathfinder group seeking... +1
#12 - iheartjackiechan (01/29/2014) [-]
Send him a fleshlight, or a dildo, whichever floats his boat
#8 - Heh, I'm sure he's taking the piss. In reality, he's pretty fu…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Pathfinder group seeking... +1
#9 - iheartjackiechan (01/29/2014) [-]
You guys should get him a hooker.
Not a good looking, expensive hooker.
Like some beat up looking tramp that sucks dick in a dirty alley.
Maybe that will calm him down a bit
User avatar #11 - lexivex (01/29/2014) [-]
Good idea, trouble is he lives across an ocean. Makes it a bit difficult
#12 - iheartjackiechan (01/29/2014) [-]
Send him a fleshlight, or a dildo, whichever floats his boat
#5 - It's a shame we even play with him  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Pathfinder group seeking... +1
#7 - iheartjackiechan (01/29/2014) [-]
You play with this guy? He sounds like he could use a reality check
User avatar #8 - lexivex (01/29/2014) [-]
Heh, I'm sure he's taking the piss. In reality, he's pretty fun to game with
#9 - iheartjackiechan (01/29/2014) [-]
You guys should get him a hooker.
Not a good looking, expensive hooker.
Like some beat up looking tramp that sucks dick in a dirty alley.
Maybe that will calm him down a bit
User avatar #11 - lexivex (01/29/2014) [-]
Good idea, trouble is he lives across an ocean. Makes it a bit difficult
#12 - iheartjackiechan (01/29/2014) [-]
Send him a fleshlight, or a dildo, whichever floats his boat
#2 - Hi, I'm a cutey patootie from merry ol england, I'd love to pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Pathfinder group seeking... +3
User avatar #6 - Maroon (01/29/2014) [-]
I smell a threesome
#4 - Don't save thumbnails, *****  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Mewtwo +5
#5 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/29/2014) [-]
Sorry
#133 - Congratz, hope you get to be famous one day! 01/28/2014 on This site is why i'm off to... 0
#47 - Yeah! That's my mouse, I love the grip  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Gaming mouse 0
User avatar #48 - vexaton (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, it feels really comfortable in your hand. I never get carpal tunnel from it at all. Also, the scroll wheel is glorious
#15 - Picture 01/27/2014 on Talking about murder +4
#7 - So merely because some people wear a style of hat nowadays, wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Al Capone died from syphilus +12
#15 - endospore (01/27/2014) [-]
Not really. I watched Naruto when i was younger, but then all those headband wearing, fat weeaboos made me ashamed to like it. I also love Portal, but refuse to admit it since every time i do, I get twenty people going "Lol, cake is a lie, huh?" And I stopped playing DotA and LoL because the players are all assholes.

And if you seriously say that we should only enjoy something based on merits and not hate it because of the fandom, there should be a lot more people watching Doctor Who, Supernatural, or even MLP.
#79 - Hey, do you perchance know what the ending song was? I quite l… 01/26/2014 on My hand slipped 0
#73274 - 1mm 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#73147 - ******* all of it, brah 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#3 - Only 8999 more to go 01/25/2014 on well, shit +2
#7 - And then he tries to help the man with the invincible dick 01/23/2014 on Oh yiss +3
#42 - Stabbed in the dick with a plate, 10 inches, 96% survival chance 01/22/2014 on i`m good +1
#12 - Yeah I was playing a necromancer in an evil campaign. We basic… 01/22/2014 on The Storm Quiver +7
#10 - Yeah, it's an interesting idea, to be sure. If I were making s…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/22/2014 on The Storm Quiver +4
User avatar #16 - sketchE (01/22/2014) [-]
homebrews in general can get really finicky. my last dnd group we spent more time arguing about specifics than playing the game.

we were running homebrew classes and one player was using the bookmaster which was the vaugest thing ive ever seen. he would try to exploit it as much as possible when two of the other players had fairly well written classes, i made one of them so i dont want to toot my own hrn too much, and the others could have been taken out of the book. basicly one of his powers was he could summon anything he found in any book from level one and could create books at level 2. so he walks into a church finds a holy text then spends hours arguing with me why he cant summon a god and insta win the campaign
#13 - chiluzza (01/22/2014) [-]
homebrew items tend to be less abused than normal items

Decanter of Endless Water
www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Decanter_of_Endless_Water

seems innocent until you realize that, hey that water can be blessed,that its 30 gallons of water every 6 seconds in a one foot wide stream 20 feet long and it. never. ends.

its one of the main reasons why you never mix real world physics with dnd, my group and i play with a physicist who hated how magicky DnD was and added some concrete rules that could never be fiated away, one of those was pressure.

At first we didnt realize how dangerous we were as every one of us (a group of 6) had a Decanter until someone decided in a last ditch effort to use a holy blessed decanter on Geyser format in the chest of a vampire.

after that we went from a group of three melee fighters a cleric and a wizard to four guys shooting death water (when your vacating 30 gallons of water in a 20 foot long 1 foot wide geyser in six seconds you find out that a lot of enemies and items cannot withstand that pressure.

but nothing is as absurdly broken as the wizard class, as soon as they hit spell casting level 5 (able to cast 5th level spells) they can nearly ascend to godhood and slap pelor around with their wizard dicks if a wizard sticks around to 9th level spells they ARE gods and just go around wizard dickslappign everything until they meet another wizard of the same power level, which either ends up in a dick slapping contest that destroys everything around them. or they team up and dick slap everything into submission
User avatar #19 - tyrson (01/22/2014) [-]
Props for bringing up the Decanter.
I'd like to point out, however, that wizards get 5th level spells at 9th caster level, not 5th.
User avatar #15 - sketchE (01/22/2014) [-]
ah dnd physics. the peasent railgun is my favorite
User avatar #29 - ZalgotheImminent (01/22/2014) [-]
I've always preferred the "Locate City bomb". Wider area of effect.
#14 - chiluzza (01/22/2014) [-]
and that was just because of a stupid rule a GM made, Decanters are still absurdly overpowered as is, if theres a crypt that needs to be cleared of undead, but you dont want to deal with it.

turn on the decanter of endless water to geyser bless it so its holy water and let it run until the crypt is flooded, viola no more undead just gotta drain the crypt for loot, but if you have a decanter you may have a bag of holding, so just open it up and just start storing all that water for later uses
User avatar #11 - kandazz (01/22/2014) [-]
Balls on that, I'd try to make items that could be exploited in ways that I didn't imagine possible. Just to see ingenuity at work.
User avatar #12 - lexivex (01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I was playing a necromancer in an evil campaign. We basically need to assassinate the king of the land for the dark god we followed. At that level I was, I could control 80 HD of undead at one time, so I found a crypt, completed my dark ritual, and piled 80 Burning Skeletons into my bag of holding.

My character was the face of the group, and using a hat of disguise I got an audience with said king. Just my luck there was a feast for a group of goodie-two-shoes that had been giving us issues lately. I walked in, climbed upon the table, and dropped my disguise.

The heroes, recognizing me, got up and drew their weapons. I cast mass-hold person on them, and they fail their saves. I look at the king and say "King (whoever the fuck)! Asmodeus has judged you and found you wanting! You shall pay for your blasphemous acts against the Dark Prince!" And with that I turned my bag of holding inside out. The force with which the came out was more than enough to end their 7 hp un-lives. The thing about burning skeletons is that when they die, they explode for 1d6. So, I just detonated 80d6 worth of fiery wrath in the face of the king. Part of the castle collapses and I teleport out of there.

Pretty awesome I must say
#7 - This is was an awesome story, but that storm quiver sounds rea…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/22/2014 on The Storm Quiver +25
User avatar #9 - kandazz (01/22/2014) [-]
Looks like it was a homebrewed item that the DM wasn't entirely aware could/would be used in such a way.
User avatar #10 - lexivex (01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's an interesting idea, to be sure. If I were making such an item for a homebrew, I'd probably make it so the max was 10 arrows-per-arrow. Also, the item only worked with special arrows, so they were more expensive and not carried by everyone you met. In a pinch, that was 10d8 against the monster(s) of your choosing, but it cost like 500 gold.
User avatar #16 - sketchE (01/22/2014) [-]
homebrews in general can get really finicky. my last dnd group we spent more time arguing about specifics than playing the game.

we were running homebrew classes and one player was using the bookmaster which was the vaugest thing ive ever seen. he would try to exploit it as much as possible when two of the other players had fairly well written classes, i made one of them so i dont want to toot my own hrn too much, and the others could have been taken out of the book. basicly one of his powers was he could summon anything he found in any book from level one and could create books at level 2. so he walks into a church finds a holy text then spends hours arguing with me why he cant summon a god and insta win the campaign
#13 - chiluzza (01/22/2014) [-]
homebrew items tend to be less abused than normal items

Decanter of Endless Water
www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Decanter_of_Endless_Water

seems innocent until you realize that, hey that water can be blessed,that its 30 gallons of water every 6 seconds in a one foot wide stream 20 feet long and it. never. ends.

its one of the main reasons why you never mix real world physics with dnd, my group and i play with a physicist who hated how magicky DnD was and added some concrete rules that could never be fiated away, one of those was pressure.

At first we didnt realize how dangerous we were as every one of us (a group of 6) had a Decanter until someone decided in a last ditch effort to use a holy blessed decanter on Geyser format in the chest of a vampire.

after that we went from a group of three melee fighters a cleric and a wizard to four guys shooting death water (when your vacating 30 gallons of water in a 20 foot long 1 foot wide geyser in six seconds you find out that a lot of enemies and items cannot withstand that pressure.

but nothing is as absurdly broken as the wizard class, as soon as they hit spell casting level 5 (able to cast 5th level spells) they can nearly ascend to godhood and slap pelor around with their wizard dicks if a wizard sticks around to 9th level spells they ARE gods and just go around wizard dickslappign everything until they meet another wizard of the same power level, which either ends up in a dick slapping contest that destroys everything around them. or they team up and dick slap everything into submission
User avatar #19 - tyrson (01/22/2014) [-]
Props for bringing up the Decanter.
I'd like to point out, however, that wizards get 5th level spells at 9th caster level, not 5th.
User avatar #15 - sketchE (01/22/2014) [-]
ah dnd physics. the peasent railgun is my favorite
User avatar #29 - ZalgotheImminent (01/22/2014) [-]
I've always preferred the "Locate City bomb". Wider area of effect.
#14 - chiluzza (01/22/2014) [-]
and that was just because of a stupid rule a GM made, Decanters are still absurdly overpowered as is, if theres a crypt that needs to be cleared of undead, but you dont want to deal with it.

turn on the decanter of endless water to geyser bless it so its holy water and let it run until the crypt is flooded, viola no more undead just gotta drain the crypt for loot, but if you have a decanter you may have a bag of holding, so just open it up and just start storing all that water for later uses
User avatar #11 - kandazz (01/22/2014) [-]
Balls on that, I'd try to make items that could be exploited in ways that I didn't imagine possible. Just to see ingenuity at work.
User avatar #12 - lexivex (01/22/2014) [-]
Yeah I was playing a necromancer in an evil campaign. We basically need to assassinate the king of the land for the dark god we followed. At that level I was, I could control 80 HD of undead at one time, so I found a crypt, completed my dark ritual, and piled 80 Burning Skeletons into my bag of holding.

My character was the face of the group, and using a hat of disguise I got an audience with said king. Just my luck there was a feast for a group of goodie-two-shoes that had been giving us issues lately. I walked in, climbed upon the table, and dropped my disguise.

The heroes, recognizing me, got up and drew their weapons. I cast mass-hold person on them, and they fail their saves. I look at the king and say "King (whoever the fuck)! Asmodeus has judged you and found you wanting! You shall pay for your blasphemous acts against the Dark Prince!" And with that I turned my bag of holding inside out. The force with which the came out was more than enough to end their 7 hp un-lives. The thing about burning skeletons is that when they die, they explode for 1d6. So, I just detonated 80d6 worth of fiery wrath in the face of the king. Part of the castle collapses and I teleport out of there.

Pretty awesome I must say
#21 - Jokexplain's face when 01/22/2014 on a +103
#6 - He is not Asian in the slightest  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on I talked to Addy 0
User avatar #7 - niketheassassin (01/22/2014) [-]
Dissapointed
#4 - T - I - double "guh" - er MASTER RACE 01/21/2014 on tiger faqs +1
#5 - Personally, I think the left one is superior. Did you draw the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Day off well spent. 0
#6 - ohhh has deleted their comment.
#4 - Like a dude. Attend one of the parties, he talks all the time  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2014 on I talked to Addy 0
User avatar #5 - niketheassassin (01/22/2014) [-]
is he truly asian? can he read our minds?
User avatar #6 - lexivex (01/22/2014) [-]
He is not Asian in the slightest
User avatar #7 - niketheassassin (01/22/2014) [-]
Dissapointed
#3 - THIS ******* GHOST. That picture brought back so …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2014 on More Harry Potter Facts +117
User avatar #97 - roflsaucer (01/22/2014) [-]
I fucking remember that level with him on the PS1 Sorcerer's Stone.

God damn, I don't even think I was able to beat it.
User avatar #70 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
Annoying little basterd
User avatar #59 - vanhohenheim (01/22/2014) [-]
Poltergeist*
#31 - giggawatt (01/22/2014) [-]
Looks like he was one of your pet PEEVES please be gentle
User avatar #14 - MoparMan (01/21/2014) [-]
FUCKING PEEVES
User avatar #12 - Sacrifice (01/21/2014) [-]
It was a a shame they omitted him completely from the movies. Not even any references.
User avatar #4 - huntergriff (01/21/2014) [-]
he always gave me a giggle on the gbc version of the first game.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - lexivex ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
Thank you for messaging me! - 'Big Brother'
User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yo, what's up.

As you know, I mention you each time I make a dump in the ****** board.

Do you want to keep being mentioned, or do you wish to have your name removed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes what? to stop or to keep going?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Er, sorry. Just work up. Keep me on the list please
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
K bby.

Wuv u
User avatar #13 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 2 sugarbaby honeypie
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 4 eav sweetie pai
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

Sup?
User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
Voila!~
:3
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