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#6 - Ah, a fellow Pathfinder GM! You running a game currently?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/05/2014 on I Don't Even Watch +1
#7 - graphenz (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm running rise of the runelord with my roomies and some friends
User avatar #8 - lexivex (06/05/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm currently running Wrath of the Righteous. What book are you in?
#9 - graphenz (06/05/2014) [-]
You mean which books we use? or which chapter in ROTRL?
User avatar #10 - lexivex (06/05/2014) [-]
Like the APs are usually divided into six books, so which portion of ROTR are you in?
#11 - graphenz (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh, I have the Anniversary edition, we're at the ending of chapter 2, we do some side quests now and then for fun (I just scale everything up in the main story for it to suit it)
User avatar #12 - lexivex (06/05/2014) [-]
Makes sense. How long have you been a GM?
#13 - graphenz (06/05/2014) [-]
Well not for that long, 3 months now. I've played a lot and just kinda tried to wing it from there - did read up a bit in the Gamemastery guide
User avatar #14 - lexivex (06/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here. I figured I knew the rules well enough I could GM okay.
User avatar #16 - icefried (06/06/2014) [-]
You two seem to be knowledgable on D&D

Me and a couple of my friends would like to start a group, but we have no idea where to start. I tried looking up a D&D set or whatever it's called, but found that it's practically non-existent in my country.
So we're kinda stuck, but we'd really like to play. Any advice?
User avatar #17 - lexivex (06/06/2014) [-]
For sure. Pathfinder (the thing we are talking about) is a spin off of DnD. www.d20pfsrd.com/ is where you can find all the rules, for free.

www.d20pfsrd.com/basics-ability-scores/getting-started This is a good place to get started.

If you have any other questions, feel free to message me or something like that, I'd love to help a new player out
#15 - graphenz (06/05/2014) [-]
As long as your players are challenged and have fun, you're a good GM, in my opinion
#489 - ******* great job man! What would say is the most…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Post your gainz +1
User avatar #586 - badjojobeans (06/06/2014) [-]
Thanks man

It's all about determination and perseverance. If you really want it, you'll do anything for it.
#20 - Jesus could you imagine? That wouldn't be fun for anybody. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on amazing picture comp 4 +8
#29 - itsmewaffle (06/04/2014) [-]
Meanwhile at Air Traffic Control...

"DAMMIT LUFTHANSA 52 STOP TRYING TO HIT THE BRITISH AIRWAYS PLANE"

"KLM 267 TURN RIGHT FUCK DON'T HIT THAT OTHER GUY TO YOUR LEFT"

"FUCK DAMMIT STOP HITTING EACH OTHER"

"GOD DAMMIT I QUIT THIS FUCKING JOB!"
#9 - It wasn't at the same time. It was a time lapse over a day I believe  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on amazing picture comp 4 +52
User avatar #19 - Metallicock (06/03/2014) [-]
Whew, ok. Thank god I'm retarded.
User avatar #20 - lexivex (06/03/2014) [-]
Jesus could you imagine? That wouldn't be fun for anybody.

/additem airplane 999
#29 - itsmewaffle (06/04/2014) [-]
Meanwhile at Air Traffic Control...

"DAMMIT LUFTHANSA 52 STOP TRYING TO HIT THE BRITISH AIRWAYS PLANE"

"KLM 267 TURN RIGHT FUCK DON'T HIT THAT OTHER GUY TO YOUR LEFT"

"FUCK DAMMIT STOP HITTING EACH OTHER"

"GOD DAMMIT I QUIT THIS FUCKING JOB!"
#5 - I have, if that boosts the credibility whatsoever 06/03/2014 on I don't even know anymore 0
#28 - Cause they think it looks good and "classy." The lon…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +1
User avatar #32 - dabronydude (06/03/2014) [-]
must be rare,
never seen a fedora tipper in real life so far.
#9 - Then don't dress like a sexual object  [+] (11 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Who wears short shorts? +29
#88 - wthhhh (06/03/2014) [-]
Actually its part bullshit in both parts. Yeah some girls dress like skanks to attract attention but me living in Florida it gets hotter than the inside of Satan's ass crack and wearing shorts and letting that breeze between your legs flow through is the best feeling ever and seeing how fucking stupid schools are they always almost never go after girls who are either skinny or absolutely have no junk in the trunk because they are no threat but girls with thickness are always to blame when things like that happen and its ridiculous. Do you know how hard its for some girls to find shorts that don't constantly ride up there ass? Shorts are beautiful evil things that either wanna show off attention or maybe its too fucking hot to wear anything else and idk why I'm ranting rn but w.e
#16 - hopskotch (06/03/2014) [-]
THANK YOU. That would be like peacocks fanning their feathers and saying "Don't look at me like that, I'm not some play-thing."

You dress like that to attract people, but when people whom you aren't attracted to show interest, suddenly it's their fault.
#18 - 4chan refugee (06/03/2014) [-]
I've honestly never had a girl react badly when I've commented on hoe nice their ass looks in a pair or shorts etc. it's all about how you present the statement. If you say it like there's something wrong with saying it then, chances are, the girl is going to pick up on that.
#19 - hopskotch (06/03/2014) [-]
That's also true. If you say it like a basement-dwelling creeper, it comes off as just that.
#20 - 4chan refugee (06/03/2014) [-]
if you honestly can't even compliment a girl without freaking her out then you should probably just kill yourself.
#21 - hopskotch (06/03/2014) [-]
I don't know if that was directed at me or not, but I'm pretty attractive and have never had a problem with complimenting women.

That being said, it's still sad to see feminazi's on the internet who are near-completely naked with "still not asking for it" written all over their bodies.
#22 - 4chan refugee (06/03/2014) [-]
it was a general statement towards the faggots scroll through this. Honestly, I find feminazis hilarious to hit on. If you manage to get one hooked and interested then totally shut her down you get this warm fuzzy feeling that she is going to post something somewhere saying you 'raped her'.
#24 - hopskotch (06/03/2014) [-]
I think there was a green post about that somewhere on /b/ actually
#26 - 4chan refugee (06/03/2014) [-]
it's my dream one day to see something a girl has written about me saying I'm a bastard, then post a picture of the two of us smiling naked in my bed and just leave it at that.
#23 - hopskotch (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh man, too true. Oh those skanks who come to a party saying they have a boyfriend and hate cheating boys, but you delve into her until she wants to kiss you then "FUCK YOU MAN."
#25 - 4chan refugee (06/03/2014) [-]
If the bitch isn't fine I would happily flame her like that. It's her own fault for being a slut
#9 - ********* 06/03/2014 on (untitled) +2
#39 - I'm happy the subber moved the "look" to a more conv… 06/03/2014 on Take it or leave it. +13
#192 - How'd it turn out?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. CINCO (5) 0
#220 - xnotcreative (06/02/2014) [-]
I only got a couple threats from white knights who wanted to beat me up to get in her pants next, and girls know when other girls are bullshitting so it wasn't hard finding another girlfriend.
#198 - skorchy (06/02/2014) [-]
Well he's here posting so we can assume not too terrible =D
#44 - Yin is best world ending doll 06/02/2014 on Know your -deres 0
#18 - That's something I never got. Do rhymes and puns in English st…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Oh anime puns 0
#26 - theXsjados (06/02/2014) [-]
A lot is lost in translation, especially in dubbed versions of the anime. That's why a lot of people swear by subbed anime. Either way not knowing the language causes a lot to be completely lost. Good subbers can sometimes make up for this, but each one is different.

Take for instance 頂きます (itadakimasu; pronounced "e-dek-e-mas") which is said before eating. From my understanding it's a phrase that is meant to show appreciation for everything involved in bringing that food to you. The organic matter itself (thank you cow for dying so I can eat) and the farmer's who raised the cow, and the grass the cow ate, etc, etc.

It has no literal translation, so some subbers will write in "I humbly receive" which is the closest translation, but that doesn't sound right to a lot of people. So some subbers will write in "Bon appétit" which itself is a French phrase with no English equivalent, but generally well recognized in the West (funny how that worked out, who knows maybe "itadakimasu" will become the new "bon appétit".)

#19 - 4chan refugee (06/02/2014) [-]
Well of course they don't work directly, that's impossible considering the differences in language.

What you're seeing is the work of translators doing their best to make another pun along the same lines. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
#5 - Someone on /fit/ trolled a reporter, saying that the dude who …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Hugh Woatmeigh +65
#6 - zerocousland (06/01/2014) [-]
Ha, you should see the actual news reports making people "Aware" of the risks of Creatine, hell check out the RIP Hugh Woattmeigh page, i couldn't stop crying.
#2 - Already watched it, it was pretty great  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Hype Train 2014 0
#3 - jonball (05/31/2014) [-]
YOU WHAT
#50 - It's always flattering to see someone else use a joke you made up! 05/31/2014 on (untitled) 0
#75 - Picture 05/31/2014 on Tumblr Comp Part 2 +1
#52 - I live in Utah, and I concur, **** Utah  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Photoshop (check description) 0
#53 - thebballin (06/01/2014) [-]
Well then like, go away dude.
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User avatar #13 - moneyfunny (06/08/2014) [-]
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#24 - Who did your dad voice?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Fallout 4 The Search For... +3
User avatar #53 - retardedboss (05/31/2014) [-]
My dad did Gob and Colin Moriarty, as well as various other ghouls.
#28 - I believe Cowboy Bebop 05/30/2014 on Not even sorry +1
#182 - More like LGBBQ friendly  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on cringe comp p.7! +62
#334 - supercookieduster (05/30/2014) [-]
#205 - seras (05/30/2014) [-]
#37 - Damn, you have good attention to detail, I missed that entirel… 05/30/2014 on U just went full retard +1
#36 - That .gif works fantastically 05/30/2014 on U just went full retard +2
#4 - Driver's fw 05/29/2014 on Should Have Seen It Coming 0
#12 - FJ is a fickle bitch 05/29/2014 on American lyrics 0
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User avatar #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #18 to #17 - lexivex ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
Thank you for messaging me! - 'Big Brother'
User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yo, what's up.

As you know, I mention you each time I make a dump in the hentai board.

Do you want to keep being mentioned, or do you wish to have your name removed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes what? to stop or to keep going?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Er, sorry. Just work up. Keep me on the list please
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
K bby.

Wuv u
User avatar #13 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 2 sugarbaby honeypie
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 4 eav sweetie pai
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

Sup?
User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
Voila!~
:3
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