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#1 - What was the joke of this comic? Not insulting, merely curious…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on I need to work out more 0
User avatar #2 - skysailor (02/03/2013) [-]
Well the humor was supposed to be within the context. It probably isn't really appropriate for Funny Junk now that I think about it.
More of a tumblr thing I suppose.
#10 - I could get behind those rules 02/02/2013 on Allo Allo 0
#2 - She was off balance due the fact she didn't have a penis 02/02/2013 on Too much power in crotch grab +5
#39 - Just Cause 2 02/02/2013 on Never Forget +3
#7 - Jurassic park reference 02/02/2013 on Dinosaur Island +3
#3 - GRADUAL REPORT :D I have a Danny gif too, I made it 02/01/2013 on Love The Cat 0
#2 - Great job! You probably get all the pussy  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2013 on can YOU see it? +2
#3 - tbashyo (02/01/2013) [-]
how come people measure sucess in life with women?
User avatar #6 - thepastryistrue (02/01/2013) [-]
No, cats.
#2 - Love these type of posts 02/01/2013 on /b/ Gets a Taxi 0
#1 - Wowee, 4chan reposting Tumblr. What has the world come to?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Find the newfag 0
User avatar #5 - ithinkimfunny (02/01/2013) [-]
even you could do it
just tumblrfags being faggotty
User avatar #2 - zerokiller (02/01/2013) [-]
People on the internet are people on the internet no matter what websites they frequent.
#3 - We'd still all die due to the fact there is no more fucking sunlight  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2013 on Rubik's cube +12
#5 - daleoo (02/01/2013) [-]
Well yeah there's that, but on the plus side a black hole forming wouldn't destroy the planet.
#8 - ryderjamesbudde (02/01/2013) [-]
Unless it was inside the Earth.
DUN DUN DUN.

Which would be possible. A black hole could be tiny as fuck, it would just be really dense, but then again, it wouldn't eat the world very slowly, now would it?
#17 - daleoo (02/01/2013) [-]
Well our Sun would be less than 6km across if it became a black hole, and seeing as the sun is 1,380,000km in diameter normally, we can assume (probably wrongly, but this is just for the sake of the conversation) that black holes shrink in size by a factor of approximately 230,000.

If we guess that a tiny black hole is, say, 1mm across, it's original size would have been 230,000mm, or 2.3km. So no, it wouldn't have any more gravitational pull than say, a small mountain - which is none large enough to have a physical effect.
#65 - How was keeping it a secret suppose to ruin her life? 02/01/2013 on Worth the read +8
#8 - Humanized Twilight looks a whole helluva lot like Shaundi from… 01/31/2013 on Twilicorn +15
#60 - That is probably the best description of KS I have ever seen. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Effect in a Nutshell +1
User avatar #80 - ILIEKPEPSEE (01/31/2013) [-]
feel free.
#5 - Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on lexivex's profile 0
User avatar #6 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#3 - Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on lexivex's profile 0
User avatar #4 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
No :c
User avatar #5 - lexivex (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#25 - Has anyone ever told you how adorable you are? Ah well, good l…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Yamaku Dance Party +3
#26 - emibarazaki (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I've only gotten that once or twice! But thank you so much!

I wish you luck as well. If you ever need me, I'm always at the track! Oh! And remember! Never give up, no matter what!
User avatar #39 - pitvipertacos (01/30/2013) [-]
I've had anal with you...
#29 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]
I've seen you naked...
User avatar #34 - cozer (01/30/2013) [-]
Anon made me laugh.....WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO.
#22 - I agree, but what if there is 3 feet of snow everywhere?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Yamaku Dance Party +3
#23 - emibarazaki (01/30/2013) [-]
Then you run through that damned snow, and tell it who's boss!

Or you could buy a treadmill. Either way works fine!
User avatar #25 - lexivex (01/30/2013) [-]
Has anyone ever told you how adorable you are? Ah well, good luck in all your endeavors Miss Ibarazki!
#26 - emibarazaki (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I've only gotten that once or twice! But thank you so much!

I wish you luck as well. If you ever need me, I'm always at the track! Oh! And remember! Never give up, no matter what!
User avatar #39 - pitvipertacos (01/30/2013) [-]
I've had anal with you...
#29 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]
I've seen you naked...
User avatar #34 - cozer (01/30/2013) [-]
Anon made me laugh.....WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO.
#20 - Emi! You'll be glad to know I have taken up running, I'm still…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Yamaku Dance Party +3
#21 - emibarazaki (01/30/2013) [-]
That's wonderful! But hey, it only matters if you continue to do it every single day. No excuses! It doesn't matter if you're bad, it only matters if you have the drive to continue.

You'll keep on running for me, won't you?
User avatar #22 - lexivex (01/30/2013) [-]
I agree, but what if there is 3 feet of snow everywhere?
#23 - emibarazaki (01/30/2013) [-]
Then you run through that damned snow, and tell it who's boss!

Or you could buy a treadmill. Either way works fine!
User avatar #25 - lexivex (01/30/2013) [-]
Has anyone ever told you how adorable you are? Ah well, good luck in all your endeavors Miss Ibarazki!
#26 - emibarazaki (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I've only gotten that once or twice! But thank you so much!

I wish you luck as well. If you ever need me, I'm always at the track! Oh! And remember! Never give up, no matter what!
User avatar #39 - pitvipertacos (01/30/2013) [-]
I've had anal with you...
#29 - N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]
I've seen you naked...
User avatar #34 - cozer (01/30/2013) [-]
Anon made me laugh.....WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO.
#4 - Oh god, that's weird. But explains so much. 01/30/2013 on classic 0
#2 - What those actually WERE their testicals?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2013 on classic +11
#6 - theugandanhero (01/30/2013) [-]
And I here I thought it was just mere speculation the whole time!
#3 - lolerbot (01/30/2013) [-]
Yes. And their penis is reffered to as the "Gauss Cannon"
User avatar #5 - anonymousefj (01/30/2013) [-]
gauss cannon first appeared in half life 1 where there were no combine yet
#21 - joktapuss (01/30/2013) [-]
If so, Howbout this instead
User avatar #4 - lexivex (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh god, that's weird. But explains so much.
#31 - That was the best thing I have ever seen. Thank you, that was amazing  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on The Multiverse 0
User avatar #32 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
no problem friend
#29 - I don't, I wish I did :(  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2013 on The Multiverse 0
User avatar #30 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/3994744/I+give+you+a+Hamburger/
i meant to say hamburger oh and i am so sorry because this will make you cry, wether of confusion or laughter i have no idea
User avatar #31 - lexivex (01/30/2013) [-]
That was the best thing I have ever seen. Thank you, that was amazing
User avatar #32 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
no problem friend
#9 - That's actually pretty smart and admirable 01/30/2013 on what would you do? +9
#3 - AND his profile picture is fucking Pewdiepie. Kill them OP, ki… 01/29/2013 on So Fucking Done. 0
#9 - Yeah, there would also be a lot of boring universes. Such as: …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2013 on The Multiverse +2
User avatar #28 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
or a universe where i give you a cheeseburger will you get this reference i have no idea
User avatar #29 - lexivex (01/30/2013) [-]
I don't, I wish I did :(
User avatar #30 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/3994744/I+give+you+a+Hamburger/
i meant to say hamburger oh and i am so sorry because this will make you cry, wether of confusion or laughter i have no idea
User avatar #31 - lexivex (01/30/2013) [-]
That was the best thing I have ever seen. Thank you, that was amazing
User avatar #32 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
no problem friend
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User avatar #7 - lolokoko (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

Sup?
User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
Voila!~
:3
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