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Date Signed Up:5/23/2012
Last Login:9/03/2014
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#9 - "Rain Rain go away, and stay that way, if Nico-n…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on better than a fairy? +3
User avatar #10 - jacoban (07/03/2014) [-]
honoka: '...and everything that my uncle had taught me, from my beautiful singing voice, to my impecable skills at sucking-'
*nico falls*
nico: 'ooow, my ovaries'
honoka: hah! Know your role!'
User avatar #12 - magusto (07/03/2014) [-]
And if you liked it don't forget to drop a..... sick beef!
#5 - I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Whoa. +269
#31 - senyorcable (06/30/2014) [-]
Easier way.

(In my humble opinion).
#28 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/30/2014) [-]
And then they fused
#32 - Woo! More best girl is something I can handle 06/28/2014 on Japanese +1
#29 - Wait really? When?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Japanese +1
#31 - dethstryke (06/28/2014) [-]
no date yet but it's coming!!!
#32 - lexivex (06/28/2014) [-]
Woo! More best girl is something I can handle
#9 - Well, there is a hell in a sense. They call it "Outer Dar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #41 - adrianking (06/28/2014) [-]
Nah, Outer Darkness are for people who have a perfect knowledge and belief in God and have denied him. Therefore, no man on Earth can possibly go there.

And the lowest level of heaven, where history's worst monsters will go, is apparently so beautiful, that if we were to see it, every human would commit suicide to be there.
#5 - happy fapping! 06/28/2014 on An instructional guide on:... 0
#7 - For the longest time, that's what netflix was. They sent you m…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Netflix, cutting things out. 0
#8 - iamspotffs (06/27/2014) [-]
#2 - Oh god, I know what that's from  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on An instructional guide on:... 0
#3 - taurusguy (06/27/2014) [-]
So uh....mind telling me?
User avatar #5 - lexivex (06/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - theshadowwalker (06/27/2014) [-]
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Adventure Time!
[spoiler]comics.re/prismgirls-inner-fire/[/spoiler]
#7 - It's actually for Dwarf Fortress, not dark souls  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Dark Souls +1
User avatar #10 - ecalycptus (06/27/2014) [-]
New version by the end of the month!
If we are lucky
User avatar #35 - demented (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm hype
#430 - Thank mr skeltal 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal +1
#12 - Yeah, a dude from this site got so ******* pissed…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on wow so strooonkkk +5
User avatar #24 - onewithpokerface (06/23/2014) [-]
Now that's dedication
#16 - Nice stuff man! I wasn't even interested in Japan til all thes… 06/20/2014 on What I wasn't expecting in... +3
#16 - Oh yeah, new Chaika must be out, thanks 06/20/2014 on Ima boop your head 0
#91 - Nice, I'll have to try that, thanks 06/19/2014 on Food Hacks Part 1 0
#74 - It looks ******* tasty. The hack was kind of vagu…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Food Hacks Part 1 0
User avatar #90 - bigboyblue (06/19/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't really use a recipe. I took a loaf of artisan bread from the bakery, cut it like a checkerboard, spread the pieces a bit, and stuffed pieces of cheddar and (cooked) bacon in the spaces. I then took ranch dressing and drizzled between the spaces. Broiled it in the oven until the cheese was bubbly and browned. Let it cool, then put green onions on top.
User avatar #91 - lexivex (06/19/2014) [-]
Nice, I'll have to try that, thanks
#18 - <3 06/19/2014 on lexivex's profile 0
#2 - Comment deleted 06/17/2014 on #summerbody2014 +1
#16 - Oh Great Hydrated One, I have followed your teachings and thus…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/17/2014 on HAIL HYDRA! +571
#18 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
The false shepherds will come to sweep us away from the way of the water. Trust in Neptune and ignore these salty devils.

Water is Key. That is the only truth
#322 - cpupurpleheart (06/22/2014) [-]
Neptune? Did someone call me?
#281 - intenso (06/18/2014) [-]
**intenso rolls 3,431**
User avatar #265 - sirkanesixtytwo (06/18/2014) [-]
You know what we need oh hydrated one? We need to crusade against the salted ones.
#182 - yomommabinshoppin (06/18/2014) [-]
avanger, with your Hydrated wisdom, will you permit me to drink sugar free kool-aide with my water, so I may follow the ways of hydration?
User avatar #183 - avanger (06/18/2014) [-]
just for once ok? then you will continue to drink water
#185 - yomommabinshoppin (06/18/2014) [-]
Is adding flavor to the water permitted? As I must encourage myself into hydration, for the salt has been coursing through my body for so long.
User avatar #187 - avanger (06/18/2014) [-]
some of them like lemon but that's for hippies but not salt
#188 - yomommabinshoppin (06/18/2014) [-]
So any flavor that does not contain the evil salt or his brother sugar?
User avatar #190 - avanger (06/18/2014) [-]
Yes but not much. The Salted one is always watches you and he will try to trick you.
#192 - yomommabinshoppin (06/18/2014) [-]
Indeed he is, I nearly bought Mt. Dew an hour ago, luckily the hydrated one hid my money to protect me.
#126 - iguanasandicecream (06/17/2014) [-]
I praise helix he is part water type, an ancient water being , I drink 2 liters of water an hour,am I doing it right?
User avatar #66 - beren (06/17/2014) [-]
But... Neptune.. the ocean... salt water.
#133 - omizzle (06/17/2014) [-]
Shhhhhh heathen, no need to sully our sacred belief in the saltless one. The oceans are naught but pure clean water, purified by the holy Neptune. The salt in them comes from the evil of the salted one, fueled by the malice and malcontent of the salty unpurified. Pious Neptune does great battle with these heathens day in and day out to provide us with clean, pure water. This is where rivers and lakes come from. But the evil in man is deep-seated and strong, that is why the oceans are salty. But through following the holy path and drinking your water by the minute we can drive back the salty heathens by releasing the great frozen reservoirs of the Purified one and diffusing the salt from our precious water for good. Fear not acolyte, the time of reckoning is nigh.
User avatar #72 - sociocat (06/17/2014) [-]
neptune controls the ocean and we get water from the ocean! hail hydrate
#290 - commontroll (06/18/2014) [-]






Hail Hydro.
#303 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm sure it'll catch on on its own.
User avatar #70 - internetexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
Can you not tell? Salt water is the devils work.
User avatar #93 - alphavsomega (06/17/2014) [-]
avanger said trust in neptune. neptune rules the seas. the seas have salt in them.
User avatar #140 - avanger (06/18/2014) [-]
I guess you guys don't understand the holy hydro way ok i'll explain:
Our lord neptune is trying to purify waters like 2000 years but the salty one is always around the corner have so much minions...
#20 - Some cunt who gained popularity recently, and with all FJ fads… 06/17/2014 on No Talent No Talent +3
#89 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Myths about Japan School... 0
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#86 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Myths about Japan School... +1
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#11 - Are there other pictures from that thread? 06/17/2014 on 4rhan 0
#7 - Thanks rakaka, you always know how to cheer me up  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on That's my fetish 0
#12 - buttholee (06/14/2014) [-]
And apparently Captainwow does too...
#14 - captainwow (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah...I'll confess...made me lol
#2 - "Dude, I was totally thinking about getting a pool instal…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/14/2014 on That's my fetish -5
#6 - rakaka (06/14/2014) [-]
don't listen to them lexivex your pun was okay/10
User avatar #7 - lexivex (06/14/2014) [-]
Thanks rakaka, you always know how to cheer me up
#12 - buttholee (06/14/2014) [-]
And apparently Captainwow does too...
#14 - captainwow (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah...I'll confess...made me lol
User avatar #5 - hurleyy (06/14/2014) [-]
oh wow that was bad
#4 - ruckallthefules (06/14/2014) [-]
No
#2 - **** the heat-death of the universe, turns out ev… 06/11/2014 on life, death, reincarnation +81
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User avatar #18 to #17 - lexivex ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
Thank you for messaging me! - 'Big Brother'
User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yo, what's up.

As you know, I mention you each time I make a dump in the hentai board.

Do you want to keep being mentioned, or do you wish to have your name removed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes what? to stop or to keep going?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Er, sorry. Just work up. Keep me on the list please
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
K bby.

Wuv u
User avatar #13 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 2 sugarbaby honeypie
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 4 eav sweetie pai
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

Sup?
User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
Voila!~
:3
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