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#2 - I remember thumbing that comment. 'Twas a simpler time, a month ago.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Anon goes off the deep end +37
User avatar #3 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
actually its more than half a year old
#5 - arandomanon (12/16/2014) [-]
>more than half a year old.
User avatar #6 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
isn't it supposed to be the 11th of march? I'm almost sure it's like that, but I might be mistaken
Also I remember seeing that comment a long, long time ago
User avatar #8 - lexivex (12/16/2014) [-]
In the US, time is written as month/day/year. So that's november 3rd
User avatar #9 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
In that case that comment was reposted.
User avatar #10 - lexivex (12/16/2014) [-]
That may be true, but then, what isn't on this site?
#11 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
#7 - arandomanon (12/16/2014) [-]
FJ is an American site. American site, American dating system. That'd be November, the 3rd.
#4 - Evidently I'm missing the subtlety of this joke. Care to enlighten me? 12/16/2014 on A hand is a terrible thing... 0
#7 - Same reason this site is filled to burst with trolls. Same rea… 12/16/2014 on FML 0
#28 - Guys, the first one is true. And it's a serious problem! Every… 12/16/2014 on the facts of life 0
#6 - He's the guy who did the rather popular Thiftshop video 12/15/2014 on Macklemore +6
#4 - So, I think this is the final straw. It's time to as…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on At the hotel 0
#6 - anonexplains (12/14/2014) [-]
It's called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it's about vampires and mayan gods and shit, it's pretty good
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Seems legit.... +23
User avatar #9 - magicmatchsticks (12/14/2014) [-]
you fucker you beat me to it
#2 - I think something exploded 12/14/2014 on boom boom 0
#56 - This **** is cash, but if you continue, you shoul… 12/14/2014 on Great Quotes of the FJ... +1
#13 - Picture 12/14/2014 on When you really need to... +9
#12 - IMO, it's the only way TO watch it 12/14/2014 on When you really need to... +25
#13 - I'd be surprised if "Ken M" is one guy. Maybe it sta…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Y'ALL READY FOR KEN +16
User avatar #51 - schwerdaddy (12/14/2014) [-]

There is one guy, and he posts all his stuff here. No doubt someone somewhere has imitated him, but these are all from his tumblr.
User avatar #22 - Indoknight (12/14/2014) [-]
same thing happened with a pudoo patel guy

might make a comp of that soon
#4 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Artist transforms drawings... +14
#15 - kompel (12/13/2014) [-]
#12 - canadianbetamale (12/13/2014) [-]
Isn't that supposed to be Jesus?
#5 - jaevel (12/13/2014) [-]
#6 - jaevel (12/13/2014) [-]
#7 - jaevel (12/13/2014) [-]
#3 - Eyo bizengaust, you have ever have similar issues?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Probably read his mind +3
#7 - bizengaust (12/11/2014) [-]
I mostly get lewd words from mine. I always know when it's about to happen to because they'll either turn really red or they start giggling really loud.
#1 - Playing on hardmode... good man.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on It's looking good 0
User avatar #2 - DeathOne (12/10/2014) [-]
I got to a -33 streak until I managed to beat mom's heart.
This is what bug exploits in the original BoI does to you.
#20 - Witch@ Nominally better 12/09/2014 on Help! 0
#11 - Dunno why I felt the desire to make this  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Ill have a pumpkin spice latte +54
#24 - phanacit (12/09/2014) [-]
#15 - thedarkassassin (12/08/2014) [-]
i'm glad you did
#1726 - Do not disappoint me you can't really see …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#1745 - greenwithenvy (12/07/2014) [-]
purposely difficult pictures get fedoras

you just gained +10 to classiness, and +50 range extension on your Friendzone
#21 - What I didn't get is WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST DESTROY THE WEAPON!?…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Operation Beifong 0
User avatar #29 - masdercheef (12/07/2014) [-]
Dude. It's a nation formed of earthbenders with a mostly metalbending military and science division. They could fix that shit in a heartbeat if they had to.
User avatar #28 - mrwalkerfour (12/07/2014) [-]
thats easy
its a show for kids, its designed to entertain kids, not make factual sense.
User avatar #24 - sugoi (12/06/2014) [-]
Because that would make perfect sense.
But I'm sure other people would come in and say "They were surrounded and wanted to get out of there quickly!" even though Toph clearly incapacitated like, all the guards.
#430 - **** , they're right 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#15 - The font is a little weird. This is cancerous…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on A little bit country 0
#16 - arikel (12/03/2014) [-]
>literally my face while watching this
#209 - anonexplains (12/03/2014) [-]
There's more to southern accents than that video implies too. Example: youtu.be/4NriDTxseog?t=1m10s
she kind of does a majority of the common accents.
#12 - "Twang" Ever heard an overtly "country" ac…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on A little bit country +1
User avatar #13 - arikel (12/03/2014) [-]
Nope, I am neither from the USA, nor could I read it as twang, I barely got twany out of it, which kinda sounded like fanny to me.
User avatar #15 - lexivex (12/03/2014) [-]
Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 1 The font is a little weird.

This is cancerous as shit, but provides a good example of what I'm talking about
#16 - arikel (12/03/2014) [-]
>literally my face while watching this
#209 - anonexplains (12/03/2014) [-]
There's more to southern accents than that video implies too. Example: youtu.be/4NriDTxseog?t=1m10s
she kind of does a majority of the common accents.
#19 - What kind of store do you run?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2014 on If only 0
User avatar #42 - pinecest (12/03/2014) [-]
I run a small clothing store. Kind of like Hot Topic with out all the CRAAAWLIIING IIIN MYYY SKIIIN shit.
#36 - hillbillypowpow (12/03/2014) [-]
An outlet store for bad-dragon.com
#37 - rollfourexplain (12/03/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,650**

Does bad dragon really have outlet stores? It would be a funny location to send someone to.
#38 - hillbillypowpow (12/03/2014) [-]
Probably not.
#44 - It's the first one. "Diablo 3" is the event. Same as…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends +13
#314 - furiousmarshmellow (12/02/2014) [-]
Happy server problems, Ryan.

I assume the pic was when it first came out and had problems.
#21 - Eh, we'll see how this one turns out. I'll base my future hope… 12/02/2014 on May the Tri-Force Be With You 0


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#30 - qxangelxp (02/25/2015) [-]
A couple things I could show you. Nothing too impressive, but they are works that I was left satisfied with.

Here is a (pretty cringey) car for a class lab that I made look nice.
Looking to get into modeling more. It's been really fun so far.
Though, my hopes aren't too high, the past year I've been struggling to find what is right for me, what form of artwork I can endure doing, and doing it professionally to live off of it.
#31 to #30 - qxangelxp (02/25/2015) [-]
Had fun with animation, but started to get really tired of it.

It was a hard realization because at that point, I had seriously thought it was my thing.
Hated doing the work. Stopped putting effort into assigments, despite class praise with the first few efforts
#32 to #31 - qxangelxp (02/25/2015) [-]
<--- This and i.imgur.com/ww4M4ol.jpg

It really feels good when your instructor tells you that you are ahead of the class, and do great work, and wishes you luck.

The problem with me is, finding the motivation to do work. It's not like I don't procrastinate and **** myself over by ending up pulling all nighters the night before **** is due.

I have the skill, so why don't I see the point in pushing myself to get **** done that I know I can do?
#33 to #32 - qxangelxp (02/25/2015) [-]
I really do have fun doing the stuff I do.

Though I feel like I don't feel like "working" enough to get me to do my assignments when I should, and turn them in on time. I feel ill in not having the motivation to do things, even important things for my future.

Right now, it's 1:48am and I have a big sketch project due tomorrow that I need to present in class.
Haven't started.

Sorry for unloading on you, but yeah. It's a pain wanting great things, and not doing.
For these few things I've finished, I have boatloads of other unfinished projects I just abandoned out of disinterest, despite amazing excitement and visualization for the final outcome in the beginning.

hope you enjoyed
#25 - giffythetoad (01/04/2015) [-]
Actin' like I don't see you snoopin' 'round on my profile.    
Actin' like I don't see you snoopin' 'round on my profile.
User avatar #26 to #25 - lexivex ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Sorry Giffy, you just have so many astounding gifs that I wanted to see if you were 400 yet. Getting close
User avatar #27 to #26 - giffythetoad (01/04/2015) [-]
I already hit 400 before on my old account.
But thanks for checking and wishing it for me.
User avatar #28 to #27 - lexivex ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Oh I see, it's alllll a big game for you isn't it! You just make a new account, get it to 400 and hang it on your wall like a depraved trophy! You sick son of a bitch
jk ily
User avatar #19 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
So is there a reason you removed me from skype?
User avatar #20 to #19 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You calling Dom's sister a dog was the "Straw the broke the camel's back" so to speak. Frankly, we've both had enough of your **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
So Dom likes to sling **** , but when someones better than him at it that's the end of the line. The **** he said pissed me off too but guess what I didn't act like a little bitch.
User avatar #22 to #21 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
As I said, that was the "straw." Truly, you've been a toxic cunt the entire time I've known you, but I'm too much of a submissive bitch to do much about it. When Dom said that you crossed the line with the dog comment, that gave me an in to shut **** down.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
Please, you've all done the same **** . Even you **** on Lumi and Dan. Dom ***** on everyone and acts like he's king of every group. Basically he says **** all the time especially to me and I won't take it. If that's the end it's fine, but you could have at least manned up and said something out right.
User avatar #18 to #17 - lexivex ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
Thank you for messaging me! - 'Big Brother'
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
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