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Date Signed Up:5/23/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#2944
Comment Ranking:#1508
Highest Content Rank:#2360
Highest Comment Rank:#622
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Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 291 Comments: Post Master → Level 292 Comments: Post Master
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Times Content Favorited:280 times
Total Comments Made:1398
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#2 - City of Heroes/Villians! Too soon you beautiful diamond, too soon... 10/16/2014 on backgrounds dual screen (2) +1
#18 - It happened recently in my state of Utah recently. I was very … 10/16/2014 on I'm proud of you, Idaho +1
#7 - Don't cry poor, sweet, Skeletonman. Here, have a glass of milk…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Skeletons Invade Reddit +1
#8 - mrskeletonman (10/15/2014) [-]
Thanks, Mr. lexivex. That does help a little bit.
#28 - That ass, was made, for Walken!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Awful fan man drawings. 0
User avatar #48 - DerpScout (10/14/2014) [-]
Is it just me or does it look like Walken while he's being possessed by satan or something?
#37 - Wow that is... **** , just amazing. I don't know h… 10/14/2014 on Demigods Subterfuge +2
#16 - Alternate ending 10/13/2014 on Title +48
#22 - As I said, that was the "straw." Truly, you've been …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on lexivex's profile 0
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
Please, you've all done the same shit. Even you shit on Lumi and Dan. Dom shits on everyone and acts like he's king of every group. Basically he says shit all the time especially to me and I won't take it. If that's the end it's fine, but you could have at least manned up and said something out right.
#20 - You calling Dom's sister a dog was the "Straw the broke t…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on lexivex's profile 0
User avatar #21 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
So Dom likes to sling shit, but when someones better than him at it that's the end of the line. The shit he said pissed me off too but guess what I didn't act like a little bitch.
User avatar #22 - lexivex (10/11/2014) [-]
As I said, that was the "straw." Truly, you've been a toxic cunt the entire time I've known you, but I'm too much of a submissive bitch to do much about it. When Dom said that you crossed the line with the dog comment, that gave me an in to shut shit down.
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
Please, you've all done the same shit. Even you shit on Lumi and Dan. Dom shits on everyone and acts like he's king of every group. Basically he says shit all the time especially to me and I won't take it. If that's the end it's fine, but you could have at least manned up and said something out right.
#3 - Either the quality has diminished, or my sense of humor has ch…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on ASDF 8 +5
User avatar #11 - lnyanchl (10/11/2014) [-]
This didn't make me laugh, but the date with the baby thing was pretty clever.
User avatar #9 - ninjapieguy (10/11/2014) [-]
Probably a bit of both.
User avatar #6 - kjoni (10/11/2014) [-]
i think they've only become funnier
#4 - unless you were under the influence of alcohol  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2014 on Engrish comp +7
User avatar #8 - kingofqueens (10/11/2014) [-]
I identify as an alcohol and I find this offensive
#4 - If you've been on FJ long enough, you know this is the way of … 10/10/2014 on Funnyjunk at the moment +3
#52 - Some SJW apologist is saying it's stupid for the gamergate sup…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Us and THEM. +46
User avatar #97 - kameken (09/30/2014) [-]
But Vivian is a real fucking name
User avatar #119 - applesdontpee (09/30/2014) [-]
lol these people write reviews on video games based on who blows them first. they have 0 creativity points
User avatar #105 - poorlyred (09/30/2014) [-]
You act like these people are creative
User avatar #66 - Sethorein (09/30/2014) [-]
well that guy sure knows how to shit up his life.
#16 - Evidently I haven't read enough item descriptions. What did Pa…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Creighton 0
User avatar #24 - logarhamihon (09/30/2014) [-]
Did you notice that Pate gave you his armor set after Creighton announces that he is going to kill Pate. Pate gave you his armor set because he hoped you would wear it and Creighton would kill you instead of him. Pate is also suggested to be a sociopath.
User avatar #23 - dalgaard (09/30/2014) [-]
He's plotting you agaisnt Creighton by being friendly and blaming him for stuff. But these are only theories and shit, nobody has the real answer.

Imo they are both psychopaths.
#80 - “Quiet as death” The Cardinal trained in the arts of b… 09/29/2014 on Do it faggot 0
#17 - Darker than Black. The first season is great, the second seaso…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on It is happening +30
#18 - paintt (09/28/2014) [-]
Thank you, have a thumb.
#18 - Yeah, that's when it happened. I believe it was the culm… 09/28/2014 on Description +4
#17 - I especially like how Nami stabbed her with a swordfish. 09/26/2014 on Tales of Valoran +27
#10 - I-Is that a claymore?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Outhouse Police +11
User avatar #12 - xanorth (09/26/2014) [-]
You gotta protect yourself when you're most vulnerable...
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Anon help desk. 0
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#266 - Down with censorship! Long Live olivexplain!  [+] (8 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Who wants to learn about D&D +4
User avatar #268 - dndxplain (09/19/2014) [-]
he was calling my a pedophile for no reason. well, there is a bit of a reason: my girlfriend is fifteen and I just turned twenty. despite never doing anything remotely sexual, I'm evidently a pedophile now.

it's most likely Ecomp, dude's an assfaggot who trolls the imageboards. he killed /tabletop/ on a whim and got his circlejerking followers to harass me.
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#3 - Probably the worst Skyrim with guns to date. 10/10 - Kotaku 09/18/2014 on Leaked nudes +2
#5 - Drake is just sensitive, brah. Don't hate just cause a … 09/18/2014 on JustDrakethings +254
#6057 - So, in my pathfinder campaign, one of the enemies had this pic…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
#6081 - xxhadesflamesxx (09/19/2014) [-]
because Nick Cage is evil
User avatar #6063 - feelythefeel (09/18/2014) [-]
Despite our mage,
I'm still Nicolas Cage.
#31 - I'd be surprised if it didn't, but does Giger's gravestone act… 09/17/2014 on xenomorph comp 0
#2 - Perhaps this is low hang fruit, but it was too irresisti…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Plants 2 +7
User avatar #7 - semilunarknight (09/14/2014) [-]
It was low, but it's is no less sweet
#6 - allcontent (09/14/2014) [-]
lolwtf.
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User avatar #19 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
So is there a reason you removed me from skype?
User avatar #20 to #19 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You calling Dom's sister a dog was the "Straw the broke the camel's back" so to speak. Frankly, we've both had enough of your **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
So Dom likes to sling **** , but when someones better than him at it that's the end of the line. The **** he said pissed me off too but guess what I didn't act like a little bitch.
User avatar #22 to #21 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
As I said, that was the "straw." Truly, you've been a toxic cunt the entire time I've known you, but I'm too much of a submissive bitch to do much about it. When Dom said that you crossed the line with the dog comment, that gave me an in to shut **** down.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Please, you've all done the same **** . Even you **** on Lumi and Dan. Dom ***** on everyone and acts like he's king of every group. Basically he says **** all the time especially to me and I won't take it. If that's the end it's fine, but you could have at least manned up and said something out right.
User avatar #18 to #17 - lexivex ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
Thank you for messaging me! - 'Big Brother'
User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yo, what's up.

As you know, I mention you each time I make a dump in the hentai board.

Do you want to keep being mentioned, or do you wish to have your name removed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes what? to stop or to keep going?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Er, sorry. Just work up. Keep me on the list please
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
K bby.

Wuv u
User avatar #13 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 2 sugarbaby honeypie
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 4 eav sweetie pai
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

Sup?
User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
Voila!~
:3
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