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#4 - So far I've enjoyed it. The hacking comes really intuitively. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Watch Dogs is Great 0
User avatar #10 - deadnanners (05/28/2014) [-]
are you playing on consoleor pc, because on a high end pc it looks fucking stunning
#42 - ninefag (05/28/2014) [-]
If you only play Minecraft, then yeah, it's so stunning.
#94 - My camera sucks, but my room sucks more 05/27/2014 on Messiest computer... 0
#5 - **** , what was his end-game?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on he makes it! 0
User avatar #8 - ferron (05/27/2014) [-]
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#14 - At least he's using this goddamn bear correctly 05/27/2014 on I deserved that job.. 0
#24 - Yeah, I've always want to do Council of Thieves. Currently I r… 05/27/2014 on A natural 20 0
#20 - Yeah, level 1 is historically hit or miss in difficulty. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on A natural 20 0
#22 - Shmooglavoue (05/27/2014) [-]
It was a paizo adventure, though I adjust things here and there for realism/flavour Council of Thieves specifically; it was written before a lot of the books we're using so I like to make adjustments accordingly
User avatar #24 - lexivex (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've always want to do Council of Thieves. Currently I run a Wrath of the Righteous game. I also playing in a Rise of the Runelords game, but there is only 1 player other than me. So instead of making the game much easier, we are playing it with Mythic rules
#14 - What level were they?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2014 on A natural 20 0
#17 - Shmooglavoue (05/27/2014) [-]
Just level 1, though they are using archetypes from some of the advanced books, so they were a lilttle more powerful then a typical starting group. The only real melee guy was away sick, so everyone was either casters or hybrids between casting and melee. They still had a lot of options though, and used them well.

By the way, adding the culverin was only a slight upgrade from how the adventure was original set up. It was originally a balistae that had largely the same stats, just a larger crit modifier, but at the same time a chance to blow up if it rolls 2 or lower.
User avatar #20 - lexivex (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, level 1 is historically hit or miss in difficulty.

Was that a Paizo adventure, or some 3rd party?
#22 - Shmooglavoue (05/27/2014) [-]
It was a paizo adventure, though I adjust things here and there for realism/flavour Council of Thieves specifically; it was written before a lot of the books we're using so I like to make adjustments accordingly
User avatar #24 - lexivex (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've always want to do Council of Thieves. Currently I run a Wrath of the Righteous game. I also playing in a Rise of the Runelords game, but there is only 1 player other than me. So instead of making the game much easier, we are playing it with Mythic rules
#10 - In what capacity? Is it attainable in the right conditions? Ye… 05/26/2014 on Fuck you Saturday, I'm... 0
#7 - I do 05/25/2014 on Movie Mistakes 0
#21 - No loli-baggin'  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Just packing my bags +37
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#23 - Here's the reversed version  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Mindfuck +44
#31 - ctfacrylic (05/23/2014) [-]
I don't know why, but I saw this as going in the opposite direction as soon as i saw it.
#26 - eddymolly (05/23/2014) [-]
#8 - Fantastic game 05/23/2014 on well damn 0
#3 - Out of curiosity, how long do you intend to do this?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Thread? +13
#4 - devout feminist (05/23/2014) [-]
5 minutes
#21 - Hmm, there must be something wrong with your computer, cause c…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Head Bump +1
#29 - chitose (06/11/2014) [-]
the one time i don't log in for a while, its the one time people actually say the name of the character i made this account after
#4 - Forgive me if I'm missing something, I haven't watch a whole l…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Tien is best grill +16
#15 - Rezialn (05/22/2014) [-]
Zenkai is a concept where a saiyan becomes stronger after recovering from critical injury. The important thing here is that they need to recover from the injury.
User avatar #9 - thentherewerethree (05/22/2014) [-]
Everyone else forgot the most important part. Tien isnt a saiyin
User avatar #28 - broswagonist (05/22/2014) [-]
No one said he was.
User avatar #8 - vampireinarm (05/22/2014) [-]
the only time ive seen an character say they get stronger the closer they are to death is in kill la kill
#6 - lukalaka (05/21/2014) [-]
Saiyans get stronger after recuperating from a life-threatening situation, not during it, unless that's when they decide to go super.
User avatar #5 - comicexplain (05/21/2014) [-]
You're talking about Zenkai. And not exactly; although it does wear down their life force, it only speeds up their natural death. For Zenkai to take effect, they need to be beaten close to death (The closer, the more power they get from it). However, I don't doubt that after taking a sensue post-Tribeam, they might get something from it. It's something to think about. I've always wondered why Saiyans don't just live live perpetually close to death, especally if they had sensues on their person. The entire story would be different, if Goku had figured that out when he was a child.
User avatar #17 - Nonada (05/22/2014) [-]
Vegeta actually had Krillan kick the shit out of him during the Freeza saga because of Zenkai. I guess they train instead of get fucked up constantly because it's easier to train?
User avatar #18 - comicexplain (05/22/2014) [-]
It's more likely that they just didn't have a means for healing themselves quickly, pulling themselves out of the fire. Vegeta could do it on Namek, because Dende could heal him with a gesture. He was really clever, and he SHOULD have forced Krillian to almost kill him again, and be rehealed. Then he would have be able to at least stand up to Freiza, for a while at least.

If they remade the entire story with them taking advantage of everything they were given (Zenkai and Beans, specifically), I think it'd be an entirely new and interesting plot. I'd watch it in a moment.
User avatar #19 - Nonada (05/22/2014) [-]
Dende refused to heal him since he helped kill most of the planet.
User avatar #20 - comicexplain (05/22/2014) [-]
He healed him anyway, after Piccolo told him to.
User avatar #21 - dende (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh hey.
User avatar #34 - comicexplain (05/22/2014) [-]
Hey, little green.
#12 - Dragon that looks 3? Sure, here you go mate. Oo… 05/21/2014 on Tight Box 0
#23 - Don't you hate it when you are trying to take a photo with you… 05/21/2014 on Friends +124
#9 - That **** just looks so jagged. Imagine running … 05/18/2014 on Not funny, but felt like... 0
#6 - Yeah, I tried LoL, but I really sucked. Dawngate is nice cause… 05/18/2014 on The Warlock Dad 0
#511 - I'd like to imagine the knife is cursed, and it makes you kill… 05/17/2014 on Description 0
#11 - In strip clubs, there is a room called the Champagne room. Str…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on No sex in the champagne room. +17
User avatar #13 - nolasaro (05/17/2014) [-]
Had an ex-girlfriend who was a bartender in a strip club. She said half of the strippers would just sit in the corner and not even dance or strip. JUST SIT THERE!!! So yea dont ever go to the champagne room. Or strip clubs for that matter. You'll find out that 90% of strippers are ugly as fuck and just have daddy issues
#3 - Ahah, Dr. Jimmy Rustles  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Justice +316
User avatar #295 - awesomedoge (05/17/2014) [-]
I saw the threat about this on 4chan, holy shit. how could i forget this piece of art
#222 - vigorion (05/17/2014) [-]
#14 - I guess I can see that. The main problem with it is the fact i… 05/17/2014 on .Gif +1
#11 - Well you can go Gump off a cliff, Wukong  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on .Gif +1
User avatar #12 - Maroon (05/17/2014) [-]
lol, I don't look at names when I reply to things
#10 - That's a very good point. Which makes me wonder why the majori…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/17/2014 on .Gif -1
User avatar #13 - kuchikirukia (05/17/2014) [-]
It's been JIF since forever. What happened is computers left the realm of nerds and, with AOL and Internet Explorer, opened up to people who don't know the difference between Your and You're.
#182 - billburr (05/17/2014) [-]
I've always said Jif, gif is a harsh sounding word. But trying to argue logically about language is retarded, it just is. Gif is an acronym somebody made up, they pronounced it one way and so do most people, therefore that's how it's pronounced.

If Jiff Bezos True inventor of the gif was alone in liking the j-sound then he would be wrong and the majority would be right.
#93 - thumbwhoremuch (05/17/2014) [-]
What happened is people speak different ways even though it's the same language and you don't have to be condescending just because you feel right. English is spoken in dozens of countries but it is different in each one because that's how language works. Your is possessive and you're is a conjunction of you are, but bum means butt just like ass does and just because you have different ways of saying it doesn't make it the same thing. Just because I've been on the internet since I was a kid and say gif instead of jif but someone who isn't as into the internet as you says me me instead of meem does too, doesn't mean I haven't been on and into the same things as you have because you say jif and it's impossible that anyone else who says jif isn't also new into the web saying me me as well. It's dialect, you aren't wrong and you aren't right, it changes and you can be a dick about it if you want, you're just going to continue to sound like a dick and nothing else for however long you do it.
User avatar #249 - coolcalx (05/17/2014) [-]
it has always been pronounced "jiff"

it was pronounced "jiff" when they were working on it, because the joke was "choosy developers choose gif"
it was published with the pronunciation "jiff"

everyone knew it was pronounced "jiff"

over time, people became introduced to the file format after it had been produced, and because they didn't know about what the format was, they mispronounced it.

it has nothing to do with dialects. it has everything to do with the fact that people were mispronouncing something because they didn't know the history behind it.
#264 - thumbwhoremuch (05/17/2014) [-]
And it is now dated, you are right that as new people came in the word changed, but that doesn't mean that you are right about the pronunciation and that it isn't dialect. That is what a change in dialect is, new generations, new people, pronouncing old words (not just age but also in other regions of the world) differently. You're saying it has always been pronounced jif because that's how it is to you and the people who were familiar with it when it started, and that's how it has always been because that's just how it was. Well that's great that it's how it was when it started, but it's not how "it has always been pronounced" because it is now pronounced both ways. Latin is a dead language because it is no longer being modernized by anybody, it fell off. It's not because nobody can speak it, but there aren't words for new things since it died. The latest updated Latin is set on pronunciation because it doesn't have any adaptations. That isn't the case for English because it modernizes. Old words that haven't been used for decades will come back with new definitions and pronunciation, and new words will be added to the dictionary.

To the point I believe you were trying to pin me on -
Arguing with kuchikirukia he stated an opinion based on his idea of what a nerd is, which is very outdated and impossible to achieve in newer generations. I was simply stating in response that you can be a real nerd and not have the same connection to the word as the older generation of nerd does. There will always be people jumping in as if they are nerds when they don't do anything more than social media, but there will also be nerds who don't share the same experiences that you do because they are from different areas of nerd, or different eras.

TL;DR - Both pronunciations are correct and you've gotta deal with that. Just because you are historically correct does not mean you are correct now.
#125 - whatamidoingwithme (05/17/2014) [-]
It is people who argue and be condescending "BUT LAMO IT IS GRAPHICS NOT JRAPHICS" and not the other way around, though.
#94 - thumbwhoremuch (05/17/2014) [-]
also, contraction* fuck my life it is late.
User avatar #14 - lexivex (05/17/2014) [-]
I guess I can see that. The main problem with it is the fact it's not a word that is spoken aloud very often. It's all from your own point of view. Technically, I suppose, everyone is "saying" it exactly how you want them to.
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User avatar #17 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
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User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
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User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yo, what's up.

As you know, I mention you each time I make a dump in the ****** board.

Do you want to keep being mentioned, or do you wish to have your name removed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes what? to stop or to keep going?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Er, sorry. Just work up. Keep me on the list please
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
K bby.

Wuv u
User avatar #13 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 2 sugarbaby honeypie
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 4 eav sweetie pai
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
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