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Date Signed Up:5/23/2012
Last Login:12/29/2014
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#70 - You have a strange definition of badass. For me, it's has to b…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Gorilla Warfare 0
#71 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
i have a phd in engineering and i make videogames. both are based in realism.
#67 - I'm sure there is, but, if you take this event on it's own, th…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Gorilla Warfare 0
#68 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
in that case i totally just killed sauron with my bare hands. now im badass.
now stfu and make me a sammich.
User avatar #70 - lexivex (12/22/2014) [-]
You have a strange definition of badass. For me, it's has to be based in some degree of realism
#71 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
i have a phd in engineering and i make videogames. both are based in realism.
#64 - Are you saying no character in any piece of fictional work has…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Gorilla Warfare 0
#65 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
there is a difference between fictional and fake. google it.
User avatar #67 - lexivex (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure there is, but, if you take this event on it's own, the idea itself is pretty badass in my opinion. Regardless of whether or not it's trying to fool people into it being real.
#68 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
in that case i totally just killed sauron with my bare hands. now im badass.
now stfu and make me a sammich.
User avatar #70 - lexivex (12/22/2014) [-]
You have a strange definition of badass. For me, it's has to be based in some degree of realism
#71 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
i have a phd in engineering and i make videogames. both are based in realism.
#48 - This is fake, but what exactly makes him a douche in this situation?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Gorilla Warfare 0
#49 - exsequor (12/22/2014) [-]
Not referring to the story referenced in the post. Referring to the fact that he's become a publicity whore after killing bin Laden, when that goes against the general belief of the SEALs. He's taken a ton of shit from his former superiors and fellow SEALs for his behavior lately.
#53 - Bacabed (12/22/2014) [-]
Now I may be incorrect as my information comes from a documentary I watched about the operation to kill Bin Laden a couple of years ago but didn't the SEALs keep quiet as to who actually did the shooting? Seeing it as a success of the whole team, not one man alone.
User avatar #69 - ludly (12/22/2014) [-]
That was the intent but this guy claimed credit it for it.
#4 - Yup, it's a satirical site. Made me laugh though  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Gorilla Warfare +59
User avatar #5 - scowler (12/21/2014) [-]
I hate how satire sites place their stuff in the real of plausibility. IT DOESN'T HELP.
User avatar #7 - scowler (12/21/2014) [-]
*Realm
#2 - Source: Unfortunately, it's fake. Still pretty…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Gorilla Warfare +59
#60 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
how the fuck can it be badass if it never even happened?
User avatar #64 - lexivex (12/22/2014) [-]
Are you saying no character in any piece of fictional work has ever been badass?
#65 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
there is a difference between fictional and fake. google it.
User avatar #67 - lexivex (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure there is, but, if you take this event on it's own, the idea itself is pretty badass in my opinion. Regardless of whether or not it's trying to fool people into it being real.
#68 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
in that case i totally just killed sauron with my bare hands. now im badass.
now stfu and make me a sammich.
User avatar #70 - lexivex (12/22/2014) [-]
You have a strange definition of badass. For me, it's has to be based in some degree of realism
#71 - mastercolossus (12/22/2014) [-]
i have a phd in engineering and i make videogames. both are based in realism.
User avatar #59 - landartheconqueror (12/22/2014) [-]
awwww that's disappointing, but incredibly believable
User avatar #45 - ronyx (12/22/2014) [-]
fuck nigga, i wanted to believe
#4 - And again, I feel Hawking has transcended beyond giving a … 12/19/2014 on I have to see a doctor 0
#4 - Anybody got youtube sources? 12/19/2014 on calculations 0
#3 - This remains glorious even after the 50th time 12/19/2014 on The shovel heard 'round the... +12
#9 - This actually probably would create a "rape culture,"… 12/19/2014 on Extreme Logic Trigger Warning 0
#4 - I didn't even notice it was FTL til you pointed it out. … 12/19/2014 on vee gee felines 0
#2 - I wouldn't doubt it. Even the small scale **** I …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on The process 0
#11 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
They are, and they also have a super computer to render movies. What would take years for a home years to do, only takes a couple of months to a year for pixar to do.
#29 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
They have tons of supercomputers rendering all at once. It's called a render farm.
User avatar #4 - gothiczombie (12/19/2014) [-]
That's what render farms are for Tons of computers just for rendering so they can render multiple frames at the same time
#38 - I'm dubious, but I have thoroughly enjoyed the Walking Dead an… 12/19/2014 on Now they are pushing it 0
#34 - This is very well done. I especially admire the very clinical … 12/19/2014 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 2:... +2
#3 - Out of curiosity, does anyone else share my blind hatred for S…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Dragon Age Inquisition +9
User avatar #13 - satrenkotheone (12/18/2014) [-]
Sera looks like a fucking Orc and she sounds like... I don't know, something terrible.
User avatar #12 - protomanrulezz (12/18/2014) [-]
Shes alright if you do her companion missions
its the trouble of using her to get her approval high enough though
User avatar #11 - sircool (12/18/2014) [-]
I hate her for acting like tumblr

I hate iron bull more for being lore destroying, a terrible character, and gameplay wise.
User avatar #9 - guardianatreyu (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm on my second playthrough and I really really really hate Sera. I don't wanna recruit her for obvious reasons. But I really want the Jar of Bees. I could always just recruit her, get the grenade, and then kick her out. However, I don't like having her tarot card permanently there. If she's gone forever, then so should the card. I had this same gripe with Solas but I'm pretty sure they'll bring him back in DLC.
User avatar #8 - schurftinator (12/18/2014) [-]
At first I really hated her too, but eventually if you become friends with her it kind of comes across as if she's pulling some kind of act with her jokes and big mouth, and that she's actually pretty insecure-ish and sad on the inside.

Whether that makes her less annoying or not, I thought it gives a lot of depth to the character that's pretty awesome to find in a game How they turn out to be different than you thought based on first impression looking at you here Blackwall
#7 - angelious (12/18/2014) [-]
she is nice.


her romance options are pretty funny.

User avatar #6 - ihaspotato (12/18/2014) [-]
But Sera is best girl. in my opinion
User avatar #5 - monkyolsen (12/18/2014) [-]
I hate her too, but I try to be nice to everyone
#4 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
It's the cockney.
#7 - If that's truly the only indie game you like, you should try B…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Indie Games 0
User avatar #8 - gulderos (12/16/2014) [-]
Tried FTL, not my jam. But I'll try Isaac someday, i just don't want to pirate it and i missed all the sales
User avatar #18 - iprochaosangel (12/16/2014) [-]
Edmund doesnt care if you pirate it he has said it multiple times. As long as your play it, have fun, and spread publicity he dont give a fuuuuck
#9 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
It's literally five dollars for regular Isaac, eight with the DLC (which is actually DLC rather than content locking), and it is incredibly addictive and fun.
User avatar #11 - dutchfag (12/16/2014) [-]
but the original seems so bad now that rebirth has shown us what is possible
#10 - That may be true, but then, what isn't on this site?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Anon goes off the deep end 0
#11 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
#8 - In the US, time is written as month/day/year. So that's november 3rd  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Anon goes off the deep end 0
User avatar #9 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
In that case that comment was reposted.
User avatar #10 - lexivex (12/16/2014) [-]
That may be true, but then, what isn't on this site?
#11 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
#2 - I remember thumbing that comment. 'Twas a simpler time, a month ago.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Anon goes off the deep end +37
User avatar #3 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
actually its more than half a year old
#5 - arandomanon (12/16/2014) [-]
>11/03/2014
>more than half a year old.
User avatar #6 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
isn't it supposed to be the 11th of march? I'm almost sure it's like that, but I might be mistaken
Also I remember seeing that comment a long, long time ago
User avatar #8 - lexivex (12/16/2014) [-]
In the US, time is written as month/day/year. So that's november 3rd
User avatar #9 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
In that case that comment was reposted.
User avatar #10 - lexivex (12/16/2014) [-]
That may be true, but then, what isn't on this site?
#11 - playercz (12/16/2014) [-]
#7 - arandomanon (12/16/2014) [-]
FJ is an American site. American site, American dating system. That'd be November, the 3rd.
#4 - Evidently I'm missing the subtlety of this joke. Care to enlighten me? 12/16/2014 on A hand is a terrible thing... 0
#7 - Same reason this site is filled to burst with trolls. Same rea… 12/16/2014 on FML 0
#28 - Guys, the first one is true. And it's a serious problem! Every… 12/16/2014 on the facts of life 0
#6 - He's the guy who did the rather popular Thiftshop video 12/15/2014 on Macklemore +6
#4 - So, I think this is the final straw. It's time to as…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on At the hotel 0
#6 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
It's called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it's about vampires and mayan gods and shit, it's pretty good
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Seems legit.... +23
User avatar #9 - magicmatchsticks (12/14/2014) [-]
you fucker you beat me to it
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User avatar #19 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
So is there a reason you removed me from skype?
User avatar #20 to #19 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You calling Dom's sister a dog was the "Straw the broke the camel's back" so to speak. Frankly, we've both had enough of your **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
So Dom likes to sling **** , but when someones better than him at it that's the end of the line. The **** he said pissed me off too but guess what I didn't act like a little bitch.
User avatar #22 to #21 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
As I said, that was the "straw." Truly, you've been a toxic cunt the entire time I've known you, but I'm too much of a submissive bitch to do much about it. When Dom said that you crossed the line with the dog comment, that gave me an in to shut **** down.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Please, you've all done the same **** . Even you **** on Lumi and Dan. Dom ***** on everyone and acts like he's king of every group. Basically he says **** all the time especially to me and I won't take it. If that's the end it's fine, but you could have at least manned up and said something out right.
User avatar #18 to #17 - lexivex ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
Thank you for messaging me! - 'Big Brother'
User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yo, what's up.

As you know, I mention you each time I make a dump in the hentai board.

Do you want to keep being mentioned, or do you wish to have your name removed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes what? to stop or to keep going?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Er, sorry. Just work up. Keep me on the list please
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
K bby.

Wuv u
User avatar #13 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 2 sugarbaby honeypie
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 4 eav sweetie pai
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

Sup?
User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
Voila!~
:3
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