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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:5/23/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
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Content Ranking:#2938
Comment Ranking:#1542
Highest Content Rank:#2360
Highest Comment Rank:#622
Content Thumbs: 3677 total,  4609 ,  932
Comment Thumbs: 10785 total,  11316 ,  531
Content Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 291 Comments: Post Master → Level 292 Comments: Post Master
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Content Views:307241
Times Content Favorited:280 times
Total Comments Made:1400
FJ Points:12446

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#2 - I had a feeling as to what that link would be, and I was not d… 07/22/2014 on Halloween related +6
#16 - I have no doubt many have indeed been used for naughty times, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on TOO REAL 0
User avatar #18 - calawesome (07/22/2014) [-]
I mean in the sense that that is their purpose. To be grinded on by guys far too sweaty to be humping areal girl.
#11 - Thanks crime chart, where would be without you?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Cliched To Thief note +12
User avatar #37 - artjunk (07/22/2014) [-]
Jail, most likely...
#9 - Buying a metric ton of anime love pillows  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on TOO REAL +104
User avatar #14 - calawesome (07/22/2014) [-]
Ok, I have to ask. Are those weird pillows actually for naughty times? Cos, that's kinda gross.
User avatar #25 - schneidend (07/22/2014) [-]
I think generally they're meant for snuggling.
User avatar #16 - lexivex (07/22/2014) [-]
I have no doubt many have indeed been used for naughty times, but I don't quite see how one would facilitate that very effectively. They are a just pillow after all
User avatar #18 - calawesome (07/22/2014) [-]
I mean in the sense that that is their purpose. To be grinded on by guys far too sweaty to be humping areal girl.
#12 - **** I forgot  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on wooing m'lady with superior... +10
#13 - schmitty (07/21/2014) [-]
Its too late, the damage is done. I have been triggered already.
#10 - It's a dude though  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on wooing m'lady with superior... +8
User avatar #11 - schmitty (07/21/2014) [-]
Stop judging him/her/xir with your oppression you cis scum.
#12 - lexivex (07/21/2014) [-]
fuck I forgot
#13 - schmitty (07/21/2014) [-]
Its too late, the damage is done. I have been triggered already.
#13 - **** heaven* 07/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - Aww I remember Jett. ******* majestic bastard. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #13 - lexivex (07/21/2014) [-]
FUCK heaven*
#446 - **lexivex rolls 67,336** Lily cause I'm not an asshole 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#1 - I haven't seen Wildstar content before. Whatchu play?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on some Wildstar stuff +1
#2 - sinikko (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm just starting, so i dont have any high level chars. lightspire, EU RP-PVE server. That picture i found on tumblr.
#2 - "Sketchy Crack Chapel" sounds like the name of a band 07/18/2014 on I prefer the sketchy crack... 0
#2 - Social constructs of time dictate that one must wear a hat. 07/18/2014 on Wheres my mind -1
#3 - "TURNING INTO A WOLF!" always cracks me up 07/18/2014 on tumblr +1
#25 - It's the most disliked comment in FJ history 07/18/2014 on Only 90s kids will remember +7
#3 - **** , that is a valid point 07/18/2014 on EEEK, A MOUSE! +12
#16 - 02/13/2010 Never Forget Anyone who wants the sa…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Only 90s kids will remember +10
#24 - twilightdusk (07/18/2014) [-]
-17,000!? How is that even possible!?
#81 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
Because people like to be edgy and thumb that comment down every time someone links to it.
User avatar #25 - lexivex (07/18/2014) [-]
It's the most disliked comment in FJ history
#3 - Have ever had a joke just go so wrong? I feel you OP 07/18/2014 on So I found out I'm retarded +1
#6 - I was pretty ******* confused til I got to the en… 07/18/2014 on Boys +229
#2195 - Sweet, dubs ahoy 07/17/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#2191 - **lexivex rolls 99** Here goes  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! +1
User avatar #2195 - lexivex (07/17/2014) [-]
Sweet, dubs ahoy
#96 - That's a good point, in which case I agree. He did capture cra… 07/17/2014 on Breaking Bad +1
#12 - I really wouldn't describe Tuco as "terrifyingly brillian…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Breaking Bad +127
#57 - anonymous (07/17/2014) [-]
He was a villain? :o
User avatar #92 - eanirae (07/17/2014) [-]
No, he was the main character.
User avatar #15 - icewraith (07/17/2014) [-]
I don't think they mean brilliant as in the character's intelligence, but brilliant as in the actor's performance
User avatar #96 - lexivex (07/17/2014) [-]
That's a good point, in which case I agree. He did capture crazy pretty damn well
#16 - It's a cute show, but it has nothing to do with 8th grader syn… 07/17/2014 on High School +1
#4 - I want to believe, but I think I gotta invoke the sacred right… 07/16/2014 on Original +2
#4 - Pretty dickish of that wizard to just laugh at him, instead of helping 07/16/2014 on Nailed It, Nailer +1
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User avatar #19 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
So is there a reason you removed me from skype?
User avatar #20 to #19 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You calling Dom's sister a dog was the "Straw the broke the camel's back" so to speak. Frankly, we've both had enough of your **** .
User avatar #21 to #20 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
So Dom likes to sling **** , but when someones better than him at it that's the end of the line. The **** he said pissed me off too but guess what I didn't act like a little bitch.
User avatar #22 to #21 - lexivex ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
As I said, that was the "straw." Truly, you've been a toxic cunt the entire time I've known you, but I'm too much of a submissive bitch to do much about it. When Dom said that you crossed the line with the dog comment, that gave me an in to shut **** down.
User avatar #23 to #22 - MrDeadiron (10/11/2014) [-]
Please, you've all done the same **** . Even you **** on Lumi and Dan. Dom ***** on everyone and acts like he's king of every group. Basically he says **** all the time especially to me and I won't take it. If that's the end it's fine, but you could have at least manned up and said something out right.
User avatar #18 to #17 - lexivex ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #16 - jnovuse (03/18/2014) [-]
I will PM you bro, I am blocked from sending out PM's for the amount I have replied to! (I will keep our PM's private, so I will reply when Admin lets me! lol!)
Thank you for messaging me! - 'Big Brother'
User avatar #8 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yo, what's up.

As you know, I mention you each time I make a dump in the hentai board.

Do you want to keep being mentioned, or do you wish to have your name removed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #10 to #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Yes what? to stop or to keep going?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Er, sorry. Just work up. Keep me on the list please
User avatar #12 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
K bby.

Wuv u
User avatar #13 to #12 - lexivex ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 2 sugarbaby honeypie
User avatar #14 to #13 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (07/17/2013) [-]
Wuv u 4 eav sweetie pai
User avatar #7 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/04/2013) [-]
Walk into his profile like "whaddup, I got a big cock"

Sup?
User avatar #2 - aaronthefknpanda (01/30/2013) [-]
I tried adding you on skype but it says that there's two people with that username thing! D: What do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Does it show you the profile pictures by chance?
User avatar #5 to #4 - lexivex ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, friend both of em, I'll let you know which one is me!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aaronthefknpanda (01/31/2013) [-]
okay! gonna do it now!
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (12/21/2012) [-]
Voila!~
:3
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