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lexarcommander

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/06/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#6 - I could grow a beard (Albeit it was not a pretty one) at 15. M… 09/11/2015 on Someone's mad +1
#3 - I had just left the state when he showed up. Didn't really care 09/09/2015 on Just-in-time 0
#9 - Understandable, it's a long hike. I went up with my 70 year ol… 09/09/2015 on Waterfall 0
#7 - Yo, I've been there. Did you hike to the top of it?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2015 on Waterfall 0
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#8 - Gwest (09/09/2015) [-]
We got up a little ways, but one of our friends is pregnant so we couldnt go very far : ( I'm gonna go back soon as possible myself to just take pictures instead of going for fun
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#9 - lexarcommander (09/09/2015) [-]
Understandable, it's a long hike. I went up with my 70 year old aunt and uncle, who have both climbed mountains out there, and they were struggling
#8 - Picture 08/21/2015 on Fun drunk game +2
#4 - The penny was probably submerged in a copper solution, either … 08/16/2015 on Copper crystals on a penny 0
#59 - Never did that **** ? You do realize that Brita…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on title -6
#73 - noonelikesdan (05/28/2015) [-]
Actually it was mainly Portugal and the Netherlands who did that shit.
#6 - Hm. Ya see, you'd think that an omnipotent God being who knows… 05/19/2015 on What if Jesus was a grill? +2
#34 - Comment deleted 05/19/2015 on What makes me provoke 0
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2015 on What makes me provoke 0
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#14 - Also saves water, assuming you don't take exorbitantly long showers 05/14/2015 on KEK +1
#7 - Scarlet witch is Magneto's daughter  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on thanas stap +1
#14 - unusedusername (05/14/2015) [-]
Actually she isn't, it wasn't true. Look it up.
#14 - I know this is petty, but I hate when people wear watches on t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2015 on Ways to keep your Virginity +1
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#16 - turkeyslapper (05/14/2015) [-]
Agreed, most watches are deisgned for the left hand, the controls are on the right side of the watch face so when its on your left hand you can easily adjust it with your right hand without taking off the watch.
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#15 - naafi (05/14/2015) [-]
I wear mine on my dominant hand because whenever I don't people come up to me and say something like "Hey you're left handed! Wanna know how I know that?". I know they are just being friendly and I shouldn't be so cynical but it just gets tiring
#21 - Though, the same could be said for University admissions  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Institutions +18
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#23 - guardianatreyu (05/12/2015) [-]
You have to be able to throw a ball though.
#20 - ... To be fair, universities require more effort to get into. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Institutions +44
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#73 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
Because Commiefornia is right next to Mexico. Of course they're going to get a lot of scum and criminals coming from there. Other than that, Commiefornia is fucking liberal as shit and gives free rides to people just for being minorities.
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#67 - threeeighteen (05/13/2015) [-]
And... commit a crime.
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#25 - kibbleking (05/13/2015) [-]
nigga if you're black/hispanic in California, you get a free fucking ride through affirmative action. I lived there for five years, and there was this one school bus that picked up Mexican kids right at the fuckin' border. The school board "didn't know they were illegals."
#74 - azzajack (05/13/2015) [-]
CA is probably the only state where they get an advantage.... The rest of America is very white... go outside.
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#21 - lexarcommander (05/12/2015) [-]
Though, the same could be said for University admissions
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#23 - guardianatreyu (05/12/2015) [-]
You have to be able to throw a ball though.
#4 - Knowing Alfred, I'd say that even firing from the hip and usin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on Alfred is badass +5
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#9 - zaxzwim (05/11/2015) [-]
he would be able to be juggling, doing back flips and running a face painting stand and still be able to do it
#58 - Comment deleted 05/05/2015 on FJ lotto take 3 0
#15 - Pocahontas isn't even realistic, as she was a real person and … 04/24/2015 on Realistic +5
#4 - A pomegranate? Well, she might eat it, ya never know 04/17/2015 on Interesting landscaping +4
#2 - Except that most of the crude oil we use isn't from dinosaurs,… 04/16/2015 on Well its true 0
#161 - *roll 9, 0-999,999,999* 04/16/2015 on Contest (Assassin's creed... 0
#5 - Not to mention X and Y, either. 04/14/2015 on I thought.... 0
#4 - ... How far back in the dredges did you copy this post and des…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on I thought.... +4
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#5 - lexarcommander (04/14/2015) [-]
Not to mention X and Y, either.
#34 - I see what you're saying, but there are stairs where the suppo… 04/07/2015 on Up or Down 0
#2317 - Do you get out much? 04/05/2015 on Ask a Mod 0

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User avatar #18 - admin (12/18/2015) [-]
spceil account!
User avatar #17 - revengeforfreeze (01/17/2014) [-]
en effektiv harrang lyder klick, klack, pang
gräv en mans längd
håll käften stängd
User avatar #14 - BeckyBones (08/11/2011) [-]
Okay.. so for your avatar, what would you like it to be?
User avatar #16 to #14 - lexarcommander (08/13/2011) [-]
y'know what, it doesnt even matter at this point, im leaving for school in about 3 days, and they block fj from their network, so there would be no sense in updating myself. but thanks anyway
User avatar #15 to #14 - lexarcommander (08/12/2011) [-]
got any ideas that could go with my name?
#10 - MusicKid (03/14/2011) [-]
hey :] i still have a lot of reacton pics if you wanted more
#1 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
Hai! :D lol dident know what pic to post xD
User avatar #2 to #1 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
its not loading, sorry
#3 to #2 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
its okayy ^-^
User avatar #4 to #3 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
nice george
#5 to #4 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
haha i love george in that scene ^-^
-pic unrelated-
User avatar #6 to #5 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
niiiiice
#7 to #6 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
i love that one :D
<-----unrelated but i love this one too ^-^
User avatar #8 to #7 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
i love you so much right now
User avatar #9 to #8 - MusicKid (02/20/2011) [-]
yay love ^-^
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