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#52 - Faz (01/09/2016) [-]
Haha they even used the exact same number of friend requests, messages and notifications.
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#27 - Okay. Honestly, this is some Gearboy teir tracing ********…  [+] (23 new replies) 01/09/2016 on m vs w +72
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#104 - superflyingcookie (01/09/2016) [-]
You sneaky bastard.
Instead of posting the article, you post each individual image, reaping in the thumbs.
The final kick in the teeth is the fact that you posted the link to the article after posting the images.
You sly bastard; I like you.
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#78 - jonnyfrosty (01/09/2016) [-]
Hey Gearboy
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#51 - psyachu (01/09/2016) [-]
damn, son, you a real-ass nigga layin' down some cold honkey!
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#42 - ablakguy (01/09/2016) [-]
Im pretty sure that these are all taken from a wikihow article.
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#41 - lexarcommander (01/09/2016) [-]
Here's a link to where just about all of these can be found
hihearts.com/20-hilarious-but-true-differences-between-men-and-women/
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#86 - defski (01/09/2016) [-]
This is actually surprising. No matter where I look, I keep finding this shitty compressed version of the image. Where's the full res?
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#92 - melllvinnn (01/09/2016) [-]
It looks like this took a lot of determination to do

+14 thumbs for u from me
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#52 - Faz (01/09/2016) [-]
Haha they even used the exact same number of friend requests, messages and notifications.
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#14 - The dachshund was designed to crawl into small dens, such as t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Problem; problem solved +6
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#26 - funpunk (01/07/2016) [-]
The Bizarre Truth About Purebred Dogs (and Why Mutts Are Better) - Adam Ruins Everything So those nutty Brits knew what they were doing after all.
#40 - Reached limit with replies. I can see the point, but … 12/22/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
#38 - My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
#36 - isn't room temperature. isn't seeps out slowly. …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
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#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
#34 - Because that's not what he said. You're adding words. What he …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#35 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
ISNT!!

Ffs man, "only one whose cum ISNT"

"ISNT room temperature and seeps out slowly"

In other words, he is basically saying his cum IS body temperature and DOES shoot out.
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#36 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
isn't room temperature.
isn't seeps out slowly.

one of these is not like the other
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#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
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#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
#32 - You tried explaining that he was talking about it seeping out …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#33 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
What he wrote was basically "Are you saying that everyone else's sperm is room temperature and seeps out slowly, because mine isnt and doesnt".

You took this to mean the opposite.
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#34 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Because that's not what he said. You're adding words. What he said was "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out slowly." If you break that down, grammatically, it turns into this: whose cum isn't room temperature, and whose cum seeps out gradually.
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#35 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
ISNT!!

Ffs man, "only one whose cum ISNT"

"ISNT room temperature and seeps out slowly"

In other words, he is basically saying his cum IS body temperature and DOES shoot out.
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#36 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
isn't room temperature.
isn't seeps out slowly.

one of these is not like the other
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#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
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#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
#30 - And that was my original point, that if it's dribbling out of …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#31 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
He wrote: "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out gradually."

You wrote: "Wait, did you just say that your cum seeps out gradually?"

I was informing you that you misread what he wrote. You apparently do not understand this.
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#32 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
You tried explaining that he was talking about it seeping out of a vag.

This is obviously not the case, since he also said he's a virgin.

Therefore, the only logical conclusion can be that he was talking about when he ejaculates, barring any issues in his writing that can lead to confusion.

My point stands. I didn't misread what he wrote. You were simply arguing a point that wasn't there.
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#33 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
What he wrote was basically "Are you saying that everyone else's sperm is room temperature and seeps out slowly, because mine isnt and doesnt".

You took this to mean the opposite.
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#34 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Because that's not what he said. You're adding words. What he said was "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out slowly." If you break that down, grammatically, it turns into this: whose cum isn't room temperature, and whose cum seeps out gradually.
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#35 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
ISNT!!

Ffs man, "only one whose cum ISNT"

"ISNT room temperature and seeps out slowly"

In other words, he is basically saying his cum IS body temperature and DOES shoot out.
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#36 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
isn't room temperature.
isn't seeps out slowly.

one of these is not like the other
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#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
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#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
#28 - How else would you know, from an experiential standpoint?  [+] (12 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#29 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
You are hung up on the "inside" bit. It doesnt matter where you cum in this case. When you jerk it, does it dribble out of your dick?
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#30 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
And that was my original point, that if it's dribbling out of your dick, you're either holding back or there's something wrong with your dick. Cum is supposed to shoot out of the dick.
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#31 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
He wrote: "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out gradually."

You wrote: "Wait, did you just say that your cum seeps out gradually?"

I was informing you that you misread what he wrote. You apparently do not understand this.
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#32 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
You tried explaining that he was talking about it seeping out of a vag.

This is obviously not the case, since he also said he's a virgin.

Therefore, the only logical conclusion can be that he was talking about when he ejaculates, barring any issues in his writing that can lead to confusion.

My point stands. I didn't misread what he wrote. You were simply arguing a point that wasn't there.
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#33 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
What he wrote was basically "Are you saying that everyone else's sperm is room temperature and seeps out slowly, because mine isnt and doesnt".

You took this to mean the opposite.
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#34 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Because that's not what he said. You're adding words. What he said was "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out slowly." If you break that down, grammatically, it turns into this: whose cum isn't room temperature, and whose cum seeps out gradually.
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#35 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
ISNT!!

Ffs man, "only one whose cum ISNT"

"ISNT room temperature and seeps out slowly"

In other words, he is basically saying his cum IS body temperature and DOES shoot out.
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#36 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
isn't room temperature.
isn't seeps out slowly.

one of these is not like the other
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#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
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#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
#40 - Solo is crotchety but endearing, especially towards the end 12/22/2015 on oos +1
#40 - I think that's the point. Grab the attention of people who can… 12/22/2015 on Bad design -4
#26 - But he said he's a virgin, so he would have no experience with…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#27 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you trolling me? You dont have to cum inside someone to know whether or not your cum dribbles out.
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#28 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
How else would you know, from an experiential standpoint?
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#29 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
You are hung up on the "inside" bit. It doesnt matter where you cum in this case. When you jerk it, does it dribble out of your dick?
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#30 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
And that was my original point, that if it's dribbling out of your dick, you're either holding back or there's something wrong with your dick. Cum is supposed to shoot out of the dick.
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#31 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
He wrote: "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out gradually."

You wrote: "Wait, did you just say that your cum seeps out gradually?"

I was informing you that you misread what he wrote. You apparently do not understand this.
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#32 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
You tried explaining that he was talking about it seeping out of a vag.

This is obviously not the case, since he also said he's a virgin.

Therefore, the only logical conclusion can be that he was talking about when he ejaculates, barring any issues in his writing that can lead to confusion.

My point stands. I didn't misread what he wrote. You were simply arguing a point that wasn't there.
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#33 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
What he wrote was basically "Are you saying that everyone else's sperm is room temperature and seeps out slowly, because mine isnt and doesnt".

You took this to mean the opposite.
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#34 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Because that's not what he said. You're adding words. What he said was "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out slowly." If you break that down, grammatically, it turns into this: whose cum isn't room temperature, and whose cum seeps out gradually.
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#35 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
ISNT!!

Ffs man, "only one whose cum ISNT"

"ISNT room temperature and seeps out slowly"

In other words, he is basically saying his cum IS body temperature and DOES shoot out.
User avatar
#36 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
isn't room temperature.
isn't seeps out slowly.

one of these is not like the other
User avatar
#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
User avatar
#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
#24 - So you can see the confusion  [+] (16 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#25 - iqequalzero (12/21/2015) [-]
Not really, he said the opposite of what you asked, namely that his cum DOESNT seep out, and wondering if everyone elses does.
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#26 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
But he said he's a virgin, so he would have no experience with cumming in someone
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#27 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you trolling me? You dont have to cum inside someone to know whether or not your cum dribbles out.
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#28 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
How else would you know, from an experiential standpoint?
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#29 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
You are hung up on the "inside" bit. It doesnt matter where you cum in this case. When you jerk it, does it dribble out of your dick?
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#30 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
And that was my original point, that if it's dribbling out of your dick, you're either holding back or there's something wrong with your dick. Cum is supposed to shoot out of the dick.
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#31 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
He wrote: "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out gradually."

You wrote: "Wait, did you just say that your cum seeps out gradually?"

I was informing you that you misread what he wrote. You apparently do not understand this.
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#32 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
You tried explaining that he was talking about it seeping out of a vag.

This is obviously not the case, since he also said he's a virgin.

Therefore, the only logical conclusion can be that he was talking about when he ejaculates, barring any issues in his writing that can lead to confusion.

My point stands. I didn't misread what he wrote. You were simply arguing a point that wasn't there.
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#33 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
What he wrote was basically "Are you saying that everyone else's sperm is room temperature and seeps out slowly, because mine isnt and doesnt".

You took this to mean the opposite.
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#34 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Because that's not what he said. You're adding words. What he said was "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out slowly." If you break that down, grammatically, it turns into this: whose cum isn't room temperature, and whose cum seeps out gradually.
User avatar
#35 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
ISNT!!

Ffs man, "only one whose cum ISNT"

"ISNT room temperature and seeps out slowly"

In other words, he is basically saying his cum IS body temperature and DOES shoot out.
User avatar
#36 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
isn't room temperature.
isn't seeps out slowly.

one of these is not like the other
User avatar
#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
User avatar
#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
User avatar
#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
#23 - My girlfriend can feel it, but she describes it as feeling mor… 12/21/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
#21 - I thought the same thing, but it didn't make sense since he sa…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Mmmm cream filling 0
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#22 - iqequalzero (12/21/2015) [-]
"unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out gradually."

Hes basically saying the opposite of himself.
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#24 - lexarcommander (12/21/2015) [-]
So you can see the confusion
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#25 - iqequalzero (12/21/2015) [-]
Not really, he said the opposite of what you asked, namely that his cum DOESNT seep out, and wondering if everyone elses does.
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#26 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
But he said he's a virgin, so he would have no experience with cumming in someone
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#27 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you trolling me? You dont have to cum inside someone to know whether or not your cum dribbles out.
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#28 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
How else would you know, from an experiential standpoint?
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#29 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
You are hung up on the "inside" bit. It doesnt matter where you cum in this case. When you jerk it, does it dribble out of your dick?
User avatar
#30 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
And that was my original point, that if it's dribbling out of your dick, you're either holding back or there's something wrong with your dick. Cum is supposed to shoot out of the dick.
User avatar
#31 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
He wrote: "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out gradually."

You wrote: "Wait, did you just say that your cum seeps out gradually?"

I was informing you that you misread what he wrote. You apparently do not understand this.
User avatar
#32 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
You tried explaining that he was talking about it seeping out of a vag.

This is obviously not the case, since he also said he's a virgin.

Therefore, the only logical conclusion can be that he was talking about when he ejaculates, barring any issues in his writing that can lead to confusion.

My point stands. I didn't misread what he wrote. You were simply arguing a point that wasn't there.
User avatar
#33 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
What he wrote was basically "Are you saying that everyone else's sperm is room temperature and seeps out slowly, because mine isnt and doesnt".

You took this to mean the opposite.
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#34 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Because that's not what he said. You're adding words. What he said was "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out slowly." If you break that down, grammatically, it turns into this: whose cum isn't room temperature, and whose cum seeps out gradually.
User avatar
#35 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
ISNT!!

Ffs man, "only one whose cum ISNT"

"ISNT room temperature and seeps out slowly"

In other words, he is basically saying his cum IS body temperature and DOES shoot out.
User avatar
#36 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
isn't room temperature.
isn't seeps out slowly.

one of these is not like the other
User avatar
#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
User avatar
#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
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#20 - iqequalzero (12/21/2015) [-]
I think he is talking about it seeping out of the vag, not the dick.
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#21 - lexarcommander (12/21/2015) [-]
I thought the same thing, but it didn't make sense since he said he's a virgin
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#22 - iqequalzero (12/21/2015) [-]
"unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out gradually."

Hes basically saying the opposite of himself.
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#24 - lexarcommander (12/21/2015) [-]
So you can see the confusion
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#25 - iqequalzero (12/21/2015) [-]
Not really, he said the opposite of what you asked, namely that his cum DOESNT seep out, and wondering if everyone elses does.
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#26 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
But he said he's a virgin, so he would have no experience with cumming in someone
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#27 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Are you trolling me? You dont have to cum inside someone to know whether or not your cum dribbles out.
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#28 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
How else would you know, from an experiential standpoint?
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#29 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
You are hung up on the "inside" bit. It doesnt matter where you cum in this case. When you jerk it, does it dribble out of your dick?
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#30 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
And that was my original point, that if it's dribbling out of your dick, you're either holding back or there's something wrong with your dick. Cum is supposed to shoot out of the dick.
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#31 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
He wrote: "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out gradually."

You wrote: "Wait, did you just say that your cum seeps out gradually?"

I was informing you that you misread what he wrote. You apparently do not understand this.
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#32 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
You tried explaining that he was talking about it seeping out of a vag.

This is obviously not the case, since he also said he's a virgin.

Therefore, the only logical conclusion can be that he was talking about when he ejaculates, barring any issues in his writing that can lead to confusion.

My point stands. I didn't misread what he wrote. You were simply arguing a point that wasn't there.
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#33 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
What he wrote was basically "Are you saying that everyone else's sperm is room temperature and seeps out slowly, because mine isnt and doesnt".

You took this to mean the opposite.
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#34 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Because that's not what he said. You're adding words. What he said was "unless I am the only one who's cum isn't room temperature and seeps out slowly." If you break that down, grammatically, it turns into this: whose cum isn't room temperature, and whose cum seeps out gradually.
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#35 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
ISNT!!

Ffs man, "only one whose cum ISNT"

"ISNT room temperature and seeps out slowly"

In other words, he is basically saying his cum IS body temperature and DOES shoot out.
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#36 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
isn't room temperature.
isn't seeps out slowly.

one of these is not like the other
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#37 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
So do you have a point? Do you have a counter argument at all?

And if your argument is that you somehow think the "seeps out slowly" bit is separate from the temperature bit, that makes no sense in the context. He is talking about the girl being able to feel when you cum. Now that makes no sense with "seeping" but very much sense with shooting out with force.
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#40 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
Reached limit with replies.

I can see the point, but my comment was utilizing his mistake for the express purpose of pointing out the misconception it causes
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#38 - lexarcommander (12/22/2015) [-]
My point is and has been the entire time that what he wrote made it seem like he was saying his cum seeps out slowly from his dick. I was never really arguing that he was wrong about the girl being able to feel it, nor was I arguing that the temperature bit and the seeps out slowly bit were exclusive. The argument with you, however, is over your interpretation versus my own.
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#39 - iqequalzero (12/22/2015) [-]
Well do you agree, that given what he wrote about being able to feel it shoot out that his intended meaning was to include "seeping out" with the temperature bit in the things that didnt apply to himself?
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#16 - concetrationcamp (12/21/2015) [-]
Yes...it seeps out and there is nothing you can do about it. Just clean it up afterwards with some towels.
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