You both are right in some context. Poseidon gifted Minos a snow white bull, that Minos promised he would sacrifice in Poseidon's name. But the bull was so beautiful he couldn't kill it and instead sacrificed one of his own. It pissed the fuck out of the Gods so Aphrodite, avenging Poseidon's humiliation, made Minos' wife fall in love with the bull. She even got someone to build a cow shaped vessel in which she could climb in so the bull and her could bang. 9 months later, and she birthed the Minotaur.

Well okay, there we go! Thanks!

Meduas "looks" was because of Athena not Aphrodite

I was pretty sure somebody said she was more beautiful than Aphrodite, and so Aphrodite made her fall in love with a white bull. Then she got knocked up by said bull.

Well Aphrodite did something similar to Medusa... Hence the looks. Never heard anything like that though.

You both are right in some context. Poseidon gifted Minos a snow white bull, that Minos promised he would sacrifice in Poseidon's name. But the bull was so beautiful he couldn't kill it and instead sacrificed one of his own. It pissed the fuck out of the Gods so Aphrodite, avenging Poseidon's humiliation, made Minos' wife fall in love with the bull. She even got someone to build a cow shaped vessel in which she could climb in so the bull and her could bang. 9 months later, and she birthed the Minotaur.

Well okay, there we go! Thanks!

Meduas "looks" was because of Athena not Aphrodite

Thanks.

It's all a part of my plan to get a best friend.

Well good luck to you

Thanks.

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I know ive broken my nose, removed all the skin from my knees, cracked ribs, and broke my collar bone and still went back in

welsh guy in '79 had 6 fractures in his jaw and skull carried on playing..

im pretty sure that guy was playing for ireland, at least thats the famous one, its happened more than once though

The article i read said All Blacks, but you're probably right

I know ive broken my nose, removed all the skin from my knees, cracked ribs, and broke my collar bone and still went back in

It's all good!