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#27 - And yet he and his fleet still managed to travel a HUGE distance  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Zheng he's ship VS... +1
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#79 - darthblam (03/14/2013) [-]
Well even if it's slow as hell, it can still make the distance because it can hold significantly more supplies.
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#91 - northway (03/14/2013) [-]
that's only the treasure boat, there are other three supplies boat each have 2 month of food supplies on it, they also got 3 other boat for fresh water.
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#156 - TRINDADE (03/14/2013) [-]
And some warships, right? I can't belive 6 boats full of precious stuff wandering around unprotected
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#170 - northway (03/14/2013) [-]
warships, war equipment boats, + scout
#258 - Actually, a lot of it isnt laugh track. On some of the blooper…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on 99.999% of All "GeekGurlz" 0
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#259 - jaigurudevaom (03/13/2013) [-]
I know, but they're highly sweetened and are told when to laugh
Doesn't make it funny though
#2 - If you suck, we ban you... seems pretty straight forward, been… 03/13/2013 on This is not my internet +4
#6 - I think it's the element of laughter because a skeleton never …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on The Ancient Elements of... +12
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#39 - sodaberg (03/17/2013) [-]
Yeah
that's creepy
#13 - powertrooper (03/12/2013) [-]
What about "never stops smiling, now?"
#5 - oh yeeaaah 03/11/2013 on Awkward dinner with the... 0
#3 - What episode did she marry King Henry VIII in?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on Awkward dinner with the... +2
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#4 - xxfalconxx (03/11/2013) [-]
the slow invasion i believe. with the cubes. they're all at a party, doctor says "we'll go for a spin", they leave for a few weeks coming back 10 minutes later (to the people in the party). During the journey Amy accidentally says yes to a question she wasn't listening to and WHAM, suddenly married.
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#5 - lexarcommander (03/11/2013) [-]
oh yeeaaah
#27 - ... **** yeah private school... No standardized tests b… 03/11/2013 on Week-long state testing... 0
#64 - Okay, 1. while they used similar words and the same tune, but … 03/11/2013 on What Do We Do With A... -3
#15 - I'm gonna go on a limb and call that black hole one ******…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Facts and shit +1
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#74 - charlesanthony (03/10/2013) [-]
the fact wasn't talking about actually go in there as a person. It just said time runs slower there. General relativity says that time runs slower in vicinity of massive objects. A black hole being one of them.
#19 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
Actually, it's speculated that time doesn't even exist in a black hole. So, he's even wronger than before.
#14 - To explain it further, it doesn't just happen... It's because … 03/10/2013 on Facts and shit 0
#13 - Well there is something like that, where in a vacuum, the fric…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Facts and shit 0
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#33 - AvatarAirBender (03/10/2013) [-]
Yes but, does the space shuttle go up into space bolted together and come back all welded together?

There is no forced just magically welding two pieces of metal together if they touch in a vacuum.
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#376 - cormy (03/11/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4472066/Facts+and+shit/345#345

Keep in mind this has to be for PURE METAL.
Space Shuttles have lots of layers of shit on them that is not pure metal. And they have to be very similar metals, if not identical.
There's also a very minute amount of friction created when these two metals collide which is enough to heat things up at the atomic level so they can meld together.
#2 - It's when a blood vessel bursts in your brain. It causes a stroke.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on Everyday +4
#3 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
this kills the man
#2 - no 03/08/2013 on Proof Lil Wayne has no talent. -1
#4 - I'll say it... it was fine until the rage faces 03/05/2013 on Mistake +5
#5 - The first time i saw this was in Captain Underpants... oh the …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2013 on That's a good one +27
#6 - badsamaritan (03/03/2013) [-]
Yeah i did that and the one with ketchup packs under the toilet seat.
I got grounded both times.
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#11 - deliciousdee (03/03/2013) [-]
Squishies! I set those up at school. Best prank ever.
#7 - Comment deleted 03/03/2013 on I wish I was dumb +13
#4 - Dude, that movie was the **** 03/01/2013 on Says it all 0
#2 - ... we have the same favorite verse... (description) 02/28/2013 on Favorite Bible Verse 0
#156 - iriinari nayura 02/25/2013 on Japanofag chart 0
#22 - but his eyes were closed... and presumably, his dad would have…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Oh god why -2
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#28 - redcookiemonster (02/25/2013) [-]
Well how about the fact that the outside sound wasn't muted, and when he heard daddyo coming in, he opened his eyes, looked at his dad, then the t.v.?

its not like...

>.< HI DAD O_O HI SON
#19 - .... but how did they hear what it was about if it was muted? 02/25/2013 on Oh god why -1
#302 - She's Pakistani actually. And it's because she's an inspiratio… 02/21/2013 on "I have the right" +4
#3 - example 2 02/19/2013 on My 2011 Summer. +2
#2 - example one  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on My 2011 Summer. 0
#3 - lexarcommander (02/19/2013) [-]
example 2
#25 - or pearls 02/13/2013 on Nightmares 0

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User avatar #18 - admin (12/18/2015) [-]
spceil account!
User avatar #17 - revengeforfreeze (01/17/2014) [-]
en effektiv harrang lyder klick, klack, pang
gräv en mans längd
håll käften stängd
User avatar #14 - BeckyBones (08/11/2011) [-]
Okay.. so for your avatar, what would you like it to be?
User avatar #16 to #14 - lexarcommander (08/13/2011) [-]
y'know what, it doesnt even matter at this point, im leaving for school in about 3 days, and they block fj from their network, so there would be no sense in updating myself. but thanks anyway
User avatar #15 to #14 - lexarcommander (08/12/2011) [-]
got any ideas that could go with my name?
#10 - MusicKid (03/14/2011) [-]
hey :] i still have a lot of reacton pics if you wanted more
#1 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
Hai! :D lol dident know what pic to post xD
User avatar #2 to #1 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
its not loading, sorry
#3 to #2 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
its okayy ^-^
User avatar #4 to #3 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
nice george
#5 to #4 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
haha i love george in that scene ^-^
-pic unrelated-
User avatar #6 to #5 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
niiiiice
#7 to #6 - MusicKid (02/19/2011) [-]
i love that one :D
<-----unrelated but i love this one too ^-^
User avatar #8 to #7 - lexarcommander (02/19/2011) [-]
i love you so much right now
User avatar #9 to #8 - MusicKid (02/20/2011) [-]
yay love ^-^
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