Long slow teamfights can be nice and are actually how I play blitz since everyone expect him to pull the tank I just run in and E the adc instead

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>drake control

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>insane tanking power
I just like long and slow teamfights where you can soak up tons of damage and then slowly catch the enemy one by one instead of collapsing on eachother and then dying.

Long slow teamfights can be nice and are actually how I play blitz since everyone expect him to pull the tank I just run in and E the adc instead

exactly why you make them fed

oooor you can get your top fed, completely rape their top lane, get drake control and slowly choke the enemy to death instead of relying on one retard playing ahri to randomly hit a skillshot on enemy carry and nuke him down. :^)

>top
>drake control

>top
>insane tanking power
I just like long and slow teamfights where you can soak up tons of damage and then slowly catch the enemy one by one instead of collapsing on eachother and then dying.

Long slow teamfights can be nice and are actually how I play blitz since everyone expect him to pull the tank I just run in and E the adc instead

>implying a fed midlaner doesn't do more to the enemy team if played right

>implying there are more good midlaners than bad midlaners
I know a dude who can carry like a god in the mid lane but only if he's incredibly fed(which is a lot of times since I am a jungle/support main) but whenever he's not fed he's completely useless. Most of the midlane players can't really play well if they're not super ahead

exactly why you make them fed

oooor you can get your top fed, completely rape their top lane, get drake control and slowly choke the enemy to death instead of relying on one retard playing ahri to randomly hit a skillshot on enemy carry and nuke him down. :^)

>top
>drake control

>top
>insane tanking power
I just like long and slow teamfights where you can soak up tons of damage and then slowly catch the enemy one by one instead of collapsing on eachother and then dying.

Long slow teamfights can be nice and are actually how I play blitz since everyone expect him to pull the tank I just run in and E the adc instead

Neither is your midlane anchor

>implying that midlaners aren't just faggots and that the actual players worth ganking are on thetop lane

>implying a fed midlaner doesn't do more to the enemy team if played right

>implying there are more good midlaners than bad midlaners
I know a dude who can carry like a god in the mid lane but only if he's incredibly fed(which is a lot of times since I am a jungle/support main) but whenever he's not fed he's completely useless. Most of the midlane players can't really play well if they're not super ahead

exactly why you make them fed

oooor you can get your top fed, completely rape their top lane, get drake control and slowly choke the enemy to death instead of relying on one retard playing ahri to randomly hit a skillshot on enemy carry and nuke him down. :^)

>top
>drake control

>top
>insane tanking power
I just like long and slow teamfights where you can soak up tons of damage and then slowly catch the enemy one by one instead of collapsing on eachother and then dying.

Long slow teamfights can be nice and are actually how I play blitz since everyone expect him to pull the tank I just run in and E the adc instead

Your carry is never safe

Well, if the carry is a dumbfuck non premade peruvian aids riddled faggot it may not be. In that case yay let's go roaming and fuck the botlane. Otherwise my carry is safe and sound.

Neither is your midlane anchor

>implying that midlaners aren't just faggots and that the actual players worth ganking are on thetop lane

>implying a fed midlaner doesn't do more to the enemy team if played right

>implying there are more good midlaners than bad midlaners
I know a dude who can carry like a god in the mid lane but only if he's incredibly fed(which is a lot of times since I am a jungle/support main) but whenever he's not fed he's completely useless. Most of the midlane players can't really play well if they're not super ahead

exactly why you make them fed

oooor you can get your top fed, completely rape their top lane, get drake control and slowly choke the enemy to death instead of relying on one retard playing ahri to randomly hit a skillshot on enemy carry and nuke him down. :^)

>top
>drake control

>top
>insane tanking power
I just like long and slow teamfights where you can soak up tons of damage and then slowly catch the enemy one by one instead of collapsing on eachother and then dying.

Long slow teamfights can be nice and are actually how I play blitz since everyone expect him to pull the tank I just run in and E the adc instead

Yet one is known for having an escape

fuck escapes, the only moment I'm leaving the fight is where the enemy is dead and my carry is safe.

Your carry is never safe

Well, if the carry is a dumbfuck non premade peruvian aids riddled faggot it may not be. In that case yay let's go roaming and fuck the botlane. Otherwise my carry is safe and sound.

Neither is your midlane anchor

>implying that midlaners aren't just faggots and that the actual players worth ganking are on thetop lane

>implying a fed midlaner doesn't do more to the enemy team if played right

>implying there are more good midlaners than bad midlaners
I know a dude who can carry like a god in the mid lane but only if he's incredibly fed(which is a lot of times since I am a jungle/support main) but whenever he's not fed he's completely useless. Most of the midlane players can't really play well if they're not super ahead

exactly why you make them fed

oooor you can get your top fed, completely rape their top lane, get drake control and slowly choke the enemy to death instead of relying on one retard playing ahri to randomly hit a skillshot on enemy carry and nuke him down. :^)

>top
>drake control

>top
>insane tanking power
I just like long and slow teamfights where you can soak up tons of damage and then slowly catch the enemy one by one instead of collapsing on eachother and then dying.

Long slow teamfights can be nice and are actually how I play blitz since everyone expect him to pull the tank I just run in and E the adc instead

Blitz is a pussy, he pulls the thing he grabs towards himself like a little faggot.
Thresh on the other hand goes full man mode and launches himself on the fucker he hooks.

Yet one is known for having an escape

fuck escapes, the only moment I'm leaving the fight is where the enemy is dead and my carry is safe.

Your carry is never safe

Well, if the carry is a dumbfuck non premade peruvian aids riddled faggot it may not be. In that case yay let's go roaming and fuck the botlane. Otherwise my carry is safe and sound.

Neither is your midlane anchor

>implying that midlaners aren't just faggots and that the actual players worth ganking are on thetop lane

>implying a fed midlaner doesn't do more to the enemy team if played right

>implying there are more good midlaners than bad midlaners
I know a dude who can carry like a god in the mid lane but only if he's incredibly fed(which is a lot of times since I am a jungle/support main) but whenever he's not fed he's completely useless. Most of the midlane players can't really play well if they're not super ahead

exactly why you make them fed

oooor you can get your top fed, completely rape their top lane, get drake control and slowly choke the enemy to death instead of relying on one retard playing ahri to randomly hit a skillshot on enemy carry and nuke him down. :^)

>top
>drake control

>top
>insane tanking power
I just like long and slow teamfights where you can soak up tons of damage and then slowly catch the enemy one by one instead of collapsing on eachother and then dying.

Long slow teamfights can be nice and are actually how I play blitz since everyone expect him to pull the tank I just run in and E the adc instead