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Date Signed Up:6/22/2011
Last Login:8/21/2014
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#34 - And I can't remember exactly whre is this one. I think it was … 06/03/2014 on GTA V Snapmatic comp. 1 0
#33 - Found in some subway stations.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on GTA V Snapmatic comp. 1 0
#34 - leuser (06/03/2014) [-]
And I can't remember exactly whre is this one. I think it was a building near Simeon's car shop.
#95 - Picture 06/03/2014 on That Dude is Fluffy 0
#1659 - **leuser rolled image ** I<3U 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#9 - Picture 06/02/2014 on swings n roundabouts +1
#2897 - **leuser rolled image ** I'll have two of these 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt +2
#25 - -I must sell the car! -No man, you ARE the car An…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on birthday plans' +1
#48 - swampertftw (06/02/2014) [-]
Dat plot twist
#56 - >Sleeping Dogs >Game is actually about ******… 06/01/2014 on Just those little things 0
#61 - Think of it as an involuntary reward from those other people. 06/01/2014 on SnowGlobe messing is not cool. +21
#148 - Back when Chuck Testa was a thing... 05/30/2014 on Yeah +1
#89 - "I... don't know..."  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on What are you? +12
#105 - sexyhimself (05/30/2014) [-]
no one does
User avatar #92 - anonywolftroll (05/30/2014) [-]
Yay, twokinds
#248 - **leuser rolled image ** And now a little background: … 05/29/2014 on This is an extreme rage 0
#245 - **leuser rolled image ** Cont. >I can see flame…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on This is an extreme rage +1
#248 - leuser (05/29/2014) [-]
**leuser rolled image** And now a little background:

I didn't like school like most kids either, but I have always paid attention and don't get distracted in any way during classes. When we were given an assignment I would stick to doing it. If I could do a homework still at school I would do it to have more free time at home.

Resuming the epilogue of my story:

>Rest of the year she's looking for an excuse to activate her Bitchzilla mode against me again. To get her revenge.
>Every time she walked by my side when we were making an assignment, I could feel the evil within her, whispering to her "find an excuse to unleash your wrath against him"
>She fails every time as I've always been a "good student"
>I was literally sitting behind the "thug" of the class. We were good with each other though... but I would still want him in my sight so I sat behind him.
>Everytime Bitchzilla walked by, she would unleash her canned ire against him, even if he was doing nothing.
>She would come up with excuses like he was too slow to answer the assignment, his calligraphy wasn't great, and things like that.
>He might wasn't the brightest, but sure it never was as bad as she pointed out.
>She just channeled her anger for me through him
>Thug actually improved because of this

I indirectly helped a guy become better
#244 - **leuser rolled image ** >9th grade >teacher asks…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on This is an extreme rage 0
#245 - leuser (05/29/2014) [-]
**leuser rolled image** Cont.

>I can see flames coming out of her eyes.
>Bitchzilla mode: ON>Tells me to go to principal's office. Get a citation for my parents for tomorrow.
>Dad comes next day.
>I obviously explained everything to him beforehand, so Bitchzilla doesn't make things up.
>I go to classes as my dad talks with Bitchzilla and the principal (who is like the Bitchzilla Alpha BTW)
>After a while it's Bitchzilla's class time
>She comes in to the classroom, still with flames in her eyes.
>Tells me she and my dad had an agreement.
>She did lose my summary, but I still have to make those 10 questions again to have something to back up my score.
>Feels like a "half win" but makes sense.
>Tell her "okay"
>make those questions in a few minutes
>Hand them to her
>"Was it that hard" - Bitchzilla says
>Answer her "You tell me"
>Bitchzilla wanted to evolve into Bitchzilla maximus but she felt like it was enough
>She just swallows her pride
#248 - leuser (05/29/2014) [-]
**leuser rolled image** And now a little background:

I didn't like school like most kids either, but I have always paid attention and don't get distracted in any way during classes. When we were given an assignment I would stick to doing it. If I could do a homework still at school I would do it to have more free time at home.

Resuming the epilogue of my story:

>Rest of the year she's looking for an excuse to activate her Bitchzilla mode against me again. To get her revenge.
>Every time she walked by my side when we were making an assignment, I could feel the evil within her, whispering to her "find an excuse to unleash your wrath against him"
>She fails every time as I've always been a "good student"
>I was literally sitting behind the "thug" of the class. We were good with each other though... but I would still want him in my sight so I sat behind him.
>Everytime Bitchzilla walked by, she would unleash her canned ire against him, even if he was doing nothing.
>She would come up with excuses like he was too slow to answer the assignment, his calligraphy wasn't great, and things like that.
>He might wasn't the brightest, but sure it never was as bad as she pointed out.
>She just channeled her anger for me through him
>Thug actually improved because of this

I indirectly helped a guy become better
#1413 - **leuser rolls 20** 05/27/2014 on Gay for admin 0
#10 - You steal them. At any time. 05/23/2014 on Monopoly +1
#71 - Picture 05/20/2014 on WTF +1
#289 - May I ask why? A dog will probably love you more than your own… 05/20/2014 on 100 years of breed improvement +1
#286 - That old boxer reminds me of a Mabari. Not as big as aone, but still. 05/20/2014 on 100 years of breed improvement 0
#178 - I also peel them in one piece, but I do it from top to bottom … 05/16/2014 on Orange Peel 0
#201 - **leuser rolled image ** Same reason you don't hear about a… 05/15/2014 on Cat saves boy from dog 0
#335 - **leuser rolled image ** My power. 05/13/2014 on Comic 0
#73 - C 04/30/2014 on Burn +3
#87 - I think it's just an optical illusion made thanks to the tatto… 04/26/2014 on Fucked with the wrong guy 0
#166 - **leuser rolled image ** I'll fap anyway... 04/25/2014 on I just thought this was cool +1
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User avatar #3 - kimbra (04/25/2014) [-]
why u give me red thumb? did my comment hurt you?
User avatar #1 - MyNameIsntCrookers (09/14/2011) [-]
i rolled you bro<3
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