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Age: 23
Steam Profile: Inqui117
Consoles Owned: Xbox360, PC, Nintendo 64
Date Signed Up:6/22/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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Content Ranking:#2667
Comment Ranking:#5480
Highest Content Rank:#2591
Highest Comment Rank:#1308
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#198 - Picture 09/12/2014 on So, yeah, mice. 0
#82 - A lot of people at comic conventions don't know what a deodora…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Hover powers activate 0
User avatar #98 - Sethorein (09/10/2014) [-]
the trick is small breaths to test the waters, deep breaths when you know it's clear.
#63 - Picture 09/10/2014 on (untitled) +4
#53 - **leuser rolled image ** My parenting plan. 09/09/2014 on parenting done right +5
#95 - "The item I have to collect is conveniently placed..." 09/09/2014 on How to scare a gamer 0
#77 - This is why I don't know if I want kids.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on T. Rex in the wild 0
#86 - thebeatlesfan (09/08/2014) [-]
This is why kids want me.
#62 - Look closer. He does have pupils, but they're white, as in a p… 09/07/2014 on Dp +1
#812 - Picture 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +2
#70 - It should say long range middle fingers. 09/02/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#148 - Fable III was fun, but over-simplified compared to Fable II. A… 09/02/2014 on Fable III 0
#24 - TLoZ: OoT* 08/30/2014 on Saved game 0
#23 - I remember that while playing TLoZ oT, I would save the game…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Saved game 0
User avatar #24 - leuser (08/30/2014) [-]
TLoZ: OoT*
#91 - Times change. This is actually one of the few things I actuall… 08/26/2014 on This is how sad feminists are 0
#55 - Balls, by far. If Jr. is flaccid, it doesn't really … 08/24/2014 on Cold water +2
#48 - It takes a few minutes.  [+] (14 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Cold water 0
User avatar #49 - xxAnnekaxx (08/24/2014) [-]
One more question, what hurts more, getting hit in the dick, or the balls?
User avatar #98 - fuzzysixx (08/25/2014) [-]
Getting hit in the dick when soft feels like almost nothing. Getting hit/slapped when hard feels pretty good, unless super hard, or it bends.
#70 - auryn (08/24/2014) [-]
Ignore all long answers.

BALLS!
User avatar #67 - JoshOwnsAll (08/24/2014) [-]
that depends on the hit. I've been hit a lot of times, all kinds of ways. (before anyone asks, it's not my fetish, I'm just unlucky in that department)
A solid hit will hurt more in the balls, like a kick or a punch, and it will hurt for a short while.
but all hell breaks loose if you get hit in the tip, with a small, high velocity object. Say, like a whip. classic rubberband prank at school, for example. That will hurt for a couple of minutes, but it will sting like a motherfucker.
User avatar #65 - epicCUBONE (08/24/2014) [-]
getting hit in the balls makes u get a wicked nasty tummy ache
User avatar #64 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/24/2014) [-]
Definitely balls. Also, being hit in the balls can be felt further in. I've been hit there and felt it in my kidneys.

Wasn't fun.
User avatar #58 - xxAnnekaxx (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks. My curiosity about male genetalia knows no bounds.... sometimes I am glad I am a woman.
User avatar #61 - roninneko (08/24/2014) [-]
Think of it this way:

The dick is, basically, a tube of skin muscle that only hardens with increased blood flow.

The balls have a structure that retains its shape, and it is possible to burst them with pressure.

There's your answer right there. It's like the difference between being hit in the calf or hit in the shin: one is padded, the other is not.
#57 - pjers (08/24/2014) [-]
balls but in the dick hurts longer, punch a guys balls & he'll be quiet for a little while then hit you, but punch a guys dick & he'll hit you and be really annoyed at fapplessness till the bruising fades.
User avatar #55 - leuser (08/24/2014) [-]
Balls, by far.

If Jr. is flaccid, it doesn't really hurt. If it is in the Super Mario bros. mushroom effect, it can hurt a little.

Balls can hurt all the time, no matter the weather or the state of the scrotum. Sometimes even sitting inadequately can be painful if one is not careful.
User avatar #52 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/24/2014) [-]
The balls.
#51 - walurs (08/24/2014) [-]
Balls, leaves a lasting pain
User avatar #53 - xxAnnekaxx (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks. I was just curious. I am glad lady parts are on the inside.
User avatar #63 - adtrfreak (08/24/2014) [-]
Actually just before I got on funnyjunk I sat down in my chair really hard and my balls hit it fairly hard too... needless to say it kind of hurt
#157 - Picture 08/23/2014 on About sums it up 0
#154 - Whatever sensation of "something is lacking" you hav… 08/23/2014 on About sums it up +1
#15 - That season finale went all super sand lesbian. It was enterta… 08/23/2014 on Korra the last steroid bender +20
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#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/19/2014) [-]
Fuck that, i'm maxed
#220 - **leuser rolls 426** 265 08/17/2014 on Such Is Life 0
#1451 - FJ charity, huh? Thx. 08/14/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#392 - It was during elementary, but still: >Feel fart co… 08/13/2014 on Flatulance +2
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User avatar #3 - kimbra (04/25/2014) [-]
why u give me red thumb? did my comment hurt you?
User avatar #1 - MyNameIsntCrookers ONLINE (09/14/2011) [-]
i rolled you bro<3
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