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#81 - Explain the last fact, please?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2016 on Disney and Pixar Comp #1 0
#107 - skebaba (07/26/2016) [-]
Love songs are shit and so are happy villages. Thus by not including these, Pixar has eliminated shit things. If there is no shit things, it tends to be succesful.
#93 - What is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Looks like he whent that way 0
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#99 - noooooooooo (07/25/2016) [-]
Batman under the Red hood
#1550 - So who's this girl in the picture? 07/14/2016 on Your GF's panties 0
#9 - Anyone know a good site to watch Game Of Thrones?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2016 on CLEGANEBOWL 0
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#28 - spookyghostparty (06/13/2016) [-]
#24 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
HBO you filthy theiving pleb
#19 - So who's that girl in the pic?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Robots on sloppy sex +1
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#23 - mastercolossus (05/26/2016) [-]
a chick with tits.
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#33 - undertaleshiitpost (05/31/2016) [-]
#18 - Please some one explain how the US government "forces&quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2016 on looks nice 0
#20 - hellsno (05/18/2016) [-]
It's a law called eminent domain. They can take your property and simply give you the "current value" of the property. It's not a sale. They just take it, and compensate you. It makes sense for infrastructure, but sometimes it's used so corporations can build a hotel or whatever.
#21 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
should also note that the Fed's don't just show up with a suitcase of money and an eviction notice: eminent domain cases usually end up in court for years at a time, depending on who and for what purpose. They also tend to give more than market value for property, to try and avoid litigation.
#33 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
There was a great example of the proper use of eminent domain a couple of years ago. The city Shelbville, Indiana was going to expand one of its main roads and a realtor got wind of it so he bought the land they needed. They offered him significantly more than it was worth and he kept demanding more, so eventually they had the land appraised by several different parties, paid one of the higher estimates, and seized the land (it was less than half of what they had offered).
I'm sure it isn't always used properly, but there is a reason it exists. Long story short Don't be a dick to the government, theirs is bigger and the law is on their side.
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#22 - mattmikeman (05/18/2016) [-]
Plus, that particular case in the picture didn't happen in the US, it happened in China.
#9 - Whos that girl on the bus? 05/10/2016 on Black Tweets 0
#211 - I meant overall, sorry. 05/01/2016 on summed up 0
#210 - I'm sorry I upset you, my friend. 05/01/2016 on summed up 0
#29 - Can somebody tell me if Funnyjunk actually likes Donald Trump …  [+] (37 new replies) 04/30/2016 on summed up +44
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#156 - thelastamerican (04/30/2016) [-]
It's a choice of who to vote against. I'm not voting FOR either of them. I'm just voting AGAINST Hillary.
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#116 - hornyfurry (04/30/2016) [-]
From what i heard, FJ hates all the candidates but trump is the lesser of two evils
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#97 - elyiia (04/30/2016) [-]
If I was American, I'd probably be voting for him. I disagree with Sanders on a ton of stuff and Hillary is a physical manifestation of corruption. With Trump I just see him getting blocked by congress for four years then we get to choose again.
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#76 - pixlexia (04/30/2016) [-]
I think someone did a strawpoll and it was found FJ is majorily Donald Trump then Bernie. Might solve why circlejerks aren't consistent.
#72 - xerxic (04/30/2016) [-]
**xerxic used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**xerxic rolls It is decidedly so** Lets find out. Pretty sure the 8 ball is directly connected to the site's fully conscious AI.
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#67 - therealfell (04/30/2016) [-]
I love how they all get defensive about being a group of many people with many opinions. meanwhile on the front page "tumblr strikes again with its feminism"
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#212 - leonhardt (05/01/2016) [-]
You're just jealous that "Evil racist Trump supporters literally triggering plus sized feminist heroes" doesn't do nearly as well
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#216 - therealfell (05/01/2016) [-]
I know right, I'm like, SO jealous
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#54 - mechanicexplain (04/30/2016) [-]
FJ is a diverse group of egaliatarians for equality and harmony, you fucking shitlord cocksucker.
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#210 - lettersafteri (05/01/2016) [-]
I'm sorry I upset you, my friend.
#53 - leonhardt (04/30/2016) [-]
>FunnyJunk is one person
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#211 - lettersafteri (05/01/2016) [-]
I meant overall, sorry.
#50 - hickoryballz (04/30/2016) [-]
FJ doesn't have an opinion one way or another. This is a site with many people across many spectrums of opinion. It all depends on whatever the majority opinion of a particular post is. However, I have noted an almost even split between Trump and Sanders, most favoring Trump.
#100 - flufflepuff (04/30/2016) [-]
People like to insist FJ has a collective opinion or a "hivemind"

even though literally right now, on this very webpage, people are arguing about their stance on Bernie or Trump.

The existence of argument alone indicates a lack of collective thought.
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#84 - fudgem (04/30/2016) [-]
dudes a legend u can tell by how enthused his reaction pic is i have to call u a fagot because i know my sarcasm will be lost on u
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#49 - dredgewill (04/30/2016) [-]
You made the mistake of thinking that FunnyJunk is one collective group of people with the same opinions.
you should ask addy
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#101 - liero (04/30/2016) [-]
well judging by the frontpage content, it kinda is..
#48 - onenightonly (04/30/2016) [-]
He's an absolute asshole. But he's a smart asshole.
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#68 - therealfell (04/30/2016) [-]
a smart asshole who's being smart about how he lies to his followers
#70 - onenightonly (04/30/2016) [-]
And that's the nature of the beast known as politics.
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#45 - checkemninja (04/30/2016) [-]
We do,but I can't speak for the other silent half.Berncucks hide around every corner,waiting to insert bernie memes at appropriate times even though bernie is an absolute cuck/worse choice than trump.But if your democrat hardcore he's better than shillary
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#102 - liero (04/30/2016) [-]
lul the fuck you talking about, i've literally only seen trump memes for the past year or so
#86 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
#87 - checkemninja (04/30/2016) [-]
>Implying a white apologist isn't a cuck
Anyone that thinks bernie is otherwise is a retard,he straight up confirmed it the second he associated with blm you faggot
#112 - blackmageewizardt (04/30/2016) [-]
Keep using that Buzzword out of context, it will sure prove you to be more inteligent as a fucking anon.
#104 - theruinedsage (04/30/2016) [-]
Good job proving him right
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#198 - checkemninja (04/30/2016) [-]
How exactly am I proving him right?Bernie is a cuck,blm is cancerous and bernie legitimately takes them serious.They preach about black power,glorify mike brown and the rest of the thug dindu nuffins.
#202 - theruinedsage (04/30/2016) [-]
You prove him right because you keep using that pol bussword like it's the only word you know.
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#203 - checkemninja (04/30/2016) [-]
Ok,but he's still a white apologist,who definitely can't have the presidency
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#204 - theruinedsage (04/30/2016) [-]
Well the choice stands between a man who's using the media to manipulate people into voting for him, a woman who's the symbol of everything that's wrong with politicians, and a man who apologizes for slavery.

I'd vote for Sanders if I were American. Not because I agree with him, I don't, but at least he's spent his life fighting for what he believes in, and that I can at least respect.
Both Hillary and Trump are doing this for personal gain. They have no business being in office.

Then again, that applies to the vast majority of your politicians, so vote for whomever.
#205 - checkemninja (04/30/2016) [-]
How is trump using the media to manipulate people to vote for him???
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#207 - theruinedsage (04/30/2016) [-]
He's literally written the book on saying crap on TV to get negative attention, and turn that into publicity.
And he's following it by the letter.
#77 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
That'll likely end fairly soon as by this point the odds of Bernie winning the Democratic nomination is growing more and more slim by the day.

Now all we have to hope for is that the Republican Party doesn't go full retard with a brokered convention just to fuck over Trump, because if THAT happens, Hillary will win the Presidency, and that's the LAST thing most people want.
#41 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
How many times does this need to be explained?
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#58 - ionlyrolltrips (04/30/2016) [-]
because people are aware of frequent circlejerks and want to know which side to take when the issue comes around again.
#73 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
They need to grow a backbone and stand up for what they believe in unless it contradicts what I believe in, then they need to sit down
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#32 - darklordvall (04/30/2016) [-]
Lesser of multiple evils. But I don't even vote so my opinion is void as fuck.

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