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|#42 - Damn... Not sure what happened there... [+] (1 new reply)||10/28/2014 on Fire With Fire||0|
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|#31 - Look, man, all I'm saying is that you gotta step up your game … [+] (3 new replies)||10/28/2014 on Fire With Fire||-1|
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|#36 - NEVER Sir sandwich anyone. They don't say 'Sir, yes sir.' etc.…||10/28/2014 on 2 Ply||0|
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#32 - xtremehivoltage (10/28/2014) [-]
No please swamp me, I need all I can get. That's good to know.
BG on me: 4th year JROTC (army) 17y/o signing in January. GF's dad was a Contractor (Dynacorp, GS-14), he gave the same advice about not standing out. "they won't know who you are when you get there, keep it that way." I'm a solid marksman (Rifle Team Commander, 2013-14 SY, top of team) and know basic drill (faces, marching, commands, wheels, colors, etc.) Yes USAF. ASVAB 77. Pls inundate me with advice, I'll need all I can get.
#36 - lesolan (10/28/2014) [-]
NEVER Sir sandwich anyone. They don't say 'Sir, yes sir.' etc. in the Air Force. You will only say it once at the beginning. Such as: 'Sir, the trainee does not know.' Which brings me to another thing, try and talk in the third person. It helps you concentrate on what you need to say, and leave less openings for the Technical Sergeants to ream you for saying the wrong thing (which is everything, by the way).
Don't mention you were on JROTC to anyone except other flight members when you guys are deciding for who does what (if/when your Technical sergeant lets you guys). They don't care, and they'll use it against you.
Get in the habit of saying 'Sir, Trainee (last name here) reports as ordered.' You will be saying it a LOT, and plenty of people have trouble remembering it (among other things) when under stress.
Remember, the Technical Sergeants will almost never get physical with you, with some exceptions of when they are following the letter of the law but not the spirit by messing with you with a binder, or folder, or other things like that.
If you curse, even infrequently, stop. You'll get PT'd into the ground for it.
Avoid eye contact with any and all personnel that are not also trainees (unless told to or in classes). Especially Female Technical Sergeants. Thousand yard stare EVERYTHING. Pay attention, but do not laugh. Do not speak unless spoken to. Do not pass go.
Never say 'I can't.' They'll just PT you longer. Just do whatever until you collapse and cannot pick yourself up again. This probably won't happen (it is the AF after all) but if you've got some idiot joker in the flight who really stands out and does stupid shit, or just fucks it up for everyone else, be prepared for some serious PT rallies.
If you have the time, work out 3 times a week. Work on running, pull/push ups, squats, and situps. Go for endurance over weight training. You won't be doing much humping around with gear, but you will be keeping in shape.
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|#19 - Project Nevada has a built in sprint system. I'd really recommend it.||10/22/2014 on i love it||-1|
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#26 - amata (10/22/2014) [-]
Shit, it adds cybernetics, a bunch of handy features like the aforementioned sprinting, the option to change nearly every damn mechanic in the game from enemy health and toughness to how much your Hardcore needs increase over time, and probably a bunch of other stuff I've forgotten. It's a killer mod, definitely a must-have for anyone playing NV on the PC.
#30 - amata (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. I really liked the toggleable vision modes on the powered helmets, but I remember having to disable the textures that showed things like cracked lenses on glasses because they wouldn't always turn off when I took of my headgear.
Also, on a different note, stealth boys that you can turn on and off as necessary may be one of the best things from that mod.
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