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Date Signed Up:6/19/2013
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#444 - thank mr skeltal based mom 10/29/2014 on The Factual Feminist on... 0
#42 - Damn... Not sure what happened there...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Fire With Fire 0
User avatar #44 - thefrozen (10/28/2014) [-]
I think its cause its a gif when it shouldnt be?
#2 - Picture 10/28/2014 on freedom +7
#27 - Picture 10/28/2014 on Should I pee on her? 0
#31 - Look, man, all I'm saying is that you gotta step up your game …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Fire With Fire -1
#40 - youregaylol (10/28/2014) [-]
looks like someone took sandpaper to your pic bud
User avatar #42 - lesolan (10/28/2014) [-]
Damn... Not sure what happened there...
User avatar #44 - thefrozen (10/28/2014) [-]
I think its cause its a gif when it shouldnt be?
#10 - Gonna hafta ask Addy about that. I'm not the one that makes th… 10/28/2014 on Best girlfriend ever 0
#8 - That's nice and all, but FJ members be forgetting the golden rule...  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Best girlfriend ever +8
#18 - newdevyx (10/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - ericclark (10/28/2014) [-]
But......can't I stay?
User avatar #14 - letting (10/28/2014) [-]
Not if you have a girlfriend, no. Automatically banned.
User avatar #10 - lesolan (10/28/2014) [-]
Gonna hafta ask Addy about that. I'm not the one that makes those kinds of decisions. I just remind everybody.
#36 - NEVER Sir sandwich anyone. They don't say 'Sir, yes sir.' etc.… 10/28/2014 on 2 Ply 0
#29 - This is not accurate. You DO have one ply, but it isn't limite…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on 2 Ply 0
User avatar #32 - xtremehivoltage (10/28/2014) [-]
No please swamp me, I need all I can get. That's good to know.

BG on me: 4th year JROTC (army) 17y/o signing in January. GF's dad was a Contractor (Dynacorp, GS-14), he gave the same advice about not standing out. "they won't know who you are when you get there, keep it that way." I'm a solid marksman (Rifle Team Commander, 2013-14 SY, top of team) and know basic drill (faces, marching, commands, wheels, colors, etc.) Yes USAF. ASVAB 77. Pls inundate me with advice, I'll need all I can get.
User avatar #36 - lesolan (10/28/2014) [-]
NEVER Sir sandwich anyone. They don't say 'Sir, yes sir.' etc. in the Air Force. You will only say it once at the beginning. Such as: 'Sir, the trainee does not know.' Which brings me to another thing, try and talk in the third person. It helps you concentrate on what you need to say, and leave less openings for the Technical Sergeants to ream you for saying the wrong thing (which is everything, by the way).

Don't mention you were on JROTC to anyone except other flight members when you guys are deciding for who does what (if/when your Technical sergeant lets you guys). They don't care, and they'll use it against you.

Get in the habit of saying 'Sir, Trainee (last name here) reports as ordered.' You will be saying it a LOT, and plenty of people have trouble remembering it (among other things) when under stress.

Remember, the Technical Sergeants will almost never get physical with you, with some exceptions of when they are following the letter of the law but not the spirit by messing with you with a binder, or folder, or other things like that.

If you curse, even infrequently, stop. You'll get PT'd into the ground for it.

Avoid eye contact with any and all personnel that are not also trainees (unless told to or in classes). Especially Female Technical Sergeants. Thousand yard stare EVERYTHING. Pay attention, but do not laugh. Do not speak unless spoken to. Do not pass go.

Never say 'I can't.' They'll just PT you longer. Just do whatever until you collapse and cannot pick yourself up again. This probably won't happen (it is the AF after all) but if you've got some idiot joker in the flight who really stands out and does stupid shit, or just fucks it up for everyone else, be prepared for some serious PT rallies.

If you have the time, work out 3 times a week. Work on running, pull/push ups, squats, and situps. Go for endurance over weight training. You won't be doing much humping around with gear, but you will be keeping in shape.

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#66 - I'm okay with this. 10/28/2014 on Anon builds his army +1
#63 - Gonna be honest, it doesn't take long if you have half a brain.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Anon builds his army +1
User avatar #65 - slenderwolf (10/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, but heartless is always thinking about how he could kill time a good amount of privacy and a stable full of horses for company.
User avatar #66 - lesolan (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#12 - ******* YES! Finally! I've been saving this one f… 10/26/2014 on doge 0
#30 - Bro, this is not the time to use that... 10/26/2014 on Everyone’s favourite... 0
#29 - Picture 10/23/2014 on Darwin At Work +1
#19 - Project Nevada has a built in sprint system. I'd really recommend it. 10/22/2014 on i love it -1
#18 - Playing Fallout without Project Nevada. It has a built i…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on i love it +37
User avatar #23 - jleblucypher (10/22/2014) [-]
What does it add apart from the bug fixes and sprinting? Does it add new missions?
User avatar #26 - amata (10/22/2014) [-]
Shit, it adds cybernetics, a bunch of handy features like the aforementioned sprinting, the option to change nearly every damn mechanic in the game from enemy health and toughness to how much your Hardcore needs increase over time, and probably a bunch of other stuff I've forgotten. It's a killer mod, definitely a must-have for anyone playing NV on the PC.
User avatar #29 - gruntmastr (10/22/2014) [-]
and it adds visuals for when you have a helmet on.
User avatar #30 - amata (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. I really liked the toggleable vision modes on the powered helmets, but I remember having to disable the textures that showed things like cracked lenses on glasses because they wouldn't always turn off when I took of my headgear.
Also, on a different note, stealth boys that you can turn on and off as necessary may be one of the best things from that mod.
User avatar #25 - kibuza (10/22/2014) [-]
It adds fuckin everything
#10 - Feeling conflicted is a perfectly acceptable decision.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on uguu +1
#15 - twentyfourseven (10/22/2014) [-]
I disagree friend
#43 - I really want to share this one. I found it a while ago, and t… 10/21/2014 on Drama wars 0
#24 - Picture 10/21/2014 on Repost, but a goodie +21
#27 - Classic. Makes me my sides reach orbit every time. 10/21/2014 on Gambling with the IRS +6
#28 - Have no fear, citizen. I took care of that for you before the …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on I laughed +2
#29 - jackmanagan (10/21/2014) [-]
heresy before pornless
#38 - Picture 10/20/2014 on My Favourite Gif 0
#38 - And they lived happily ever after. 10/20/2014 on True love +6
#10 - Picture 10/19/2014 on MUST SAVE GAME! 0
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User avatar #13 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
lolwut
#8 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
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**traffy rolled a random comment #369015 posted by archiferd at Friendly ** :So I see a lot of you are aroused at the moment?
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So I see a lot of you are aroused at the moment?
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