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#267 - Then ban them, wait 50 years and your kids and grandkids will …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Ban baseball bats! 0
User avatar #301 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
What happened to the guns? Did they suddenly vanish?
User avatar #305 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
They get old and break, and new ones aren't being sold.
User avatar #306 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
I have a rifle over 100 years old and shoots like a charm. Guns don't break easily.
#264 - How many people have blown up their wife for cheating on them?…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Ban baseball bats! 0
User avatar #268 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
You don't see mass shooting very much either. They started in the 80's. And people will rob a store with a knife.
User avatar #271 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
Let's imagine there is no such thing as a gun. A man walks into a store yelling with a knife in his hand, the clerk is shitting himself, but has a baseball bat under the desk. The robber has to climb over the counter AND land a hit on the clerk whilst not having his head smashed in. There's a lot more effort involved than pulling a trigger and a higher risk than shooting from a distance. Most of the cowardly fuckers that rob stores with guns wouldn't dare do it with a knife, and those that would have far more chance of being caught.
User avatar #302 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
So basically you are saying let the criminals have weapons while citizens should be left weaponless? If I worked in a convenient store I would rather have a pistol for self defense just in case.
User avatar #304 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
Go ahead and own a pistol, none of you need a fucking AR-15 or whatever! If I lived in your country I'd want a pistol on me. I wouldn't. however want everyone and their mums having access to a medium range rifle that could kill 20 people with 20 twitches of the finger without reloading.
User avatar #307 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
That is the worst argument ever. Just because you don't need something doesn't mean you shouldn't be allowed to have it. If we only got what we needed to survive then we would be living in caves. Everything you own is because of wants not because of needs. A pistol can hold up 16 rounds and you can have extra magazines.
#262 - It is possible, but deaths by bulldozer rampage probably aren'… 01/25/2013 on Ban baseball bats! 0
#259 - That is what I've always thought, it's gone too far one way to…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Ban baseball bats! 0
User avatar #263 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
Like I said a ban will only discontinue guns after the ban. All guns owned before the ban will still be completely legal under the grandfather clause. So we will still have as much guns as we have now. So banning them won't do anything.
User avatar #267 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
Then ban them, wait 50 years and your kids and grandkids will live in the safety that your country should be enjoying.
User avatar #301 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
What happened to the guns? Did they suddenly vanish?
User avatar #305 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
They get old and break, and new ones aren't being sold.
User avatar #306 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
I have a rifle over 100 years old and shoots like a charm. Guns don't break easily.
#256 - You can't carry a car into a school or a cinema.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Ban baseball bats! 0
#260 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
Bombs never tend to fail though.
User avatar #264 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
How many people have blown up their wife for cheating on them? How many people have robbed a 7/11 with a bomb? All the components of a bomb are apparently legal then yet people don't carry them around under their jacket or use them for sport. Unless they're on mythbusters.
User avatar #268 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
You don't see mass shooting very much either. They started in the 80's. And people will rob a store with a knife.
User avatar #271 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
Let's imagine there is no such thing as a gun. A man walks into a store yelling with a knife in his hand, the clerk is shitting himself, but has a baseball bat under the desk. The robber has to climb over the counter AND land a hit on the clerk whilst not having his head smashed in. There's a lot more effort involved than pulling a trigger and a higher risk than shooting from a distance. Most of the cowardly fuckers that rob stores with guns wouldn't dare do it with a knife, and those that would have far more chance of being caught.
User avatar #302 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
So basically you are saying let the criminals have weapons while citizens should be left weaponless? If I worked in a convenient store I would rather have a pistol for self defense just in case.
User avatar #304 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
Go ahead and own a pistol, none of you need a fucking AR-15 or whatever! If I lived in your country I'd want a pistol on me. I wouldn't. however want everyone and their mums having access to a medium range rifle that could kill 20 people with 20 twitches of the finger without reloading.
User avatar #307 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
That is the worst argument ever. Just because you don't need something doesn't mean you shouldn't be allowed to have it. If we only got what we needed to survive then we would be living in caves. Everything you own is because of wants not because of needs. A pistol can hold up 16 rounds and you can have extra magazines.
User avatar #257 - restrict (01/25/2013) [-]
a bulldozer can run it over though.
User avatar #262 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
It is possible, but deaths by bulldozer rampage probably aren't even common enough to make it onto that chart.
#244 - Tobacco: You're killing yourself if you smoke, not other peopl…  [+] (24 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Ban baseball bats! +2
User avatar #274 - Mudkip (01/25/2013) [-]
Second hand smoke. People breathe that shit in and their getting even more toxins than your filtered end. Smoke at home or in a designated bar to do so.

Medical Errors: Everyone's human, errors happen. No bullshit there.

Alcohol Abuse: People dumb enough to attempt driving while drunk because they don't feel drunk kill people. Lets outlaw alcohol. Oh yeah like prohibition, because that worked out so well.

Motor Vehicle Accidents: Think about this. A ruthless killer breaks into your house with a pistol. Are you going to point yours at him and think he'll back down? Pull out a semi-automatic rifle and see how quickly he'll leave your house.

Poisoning: Against the law, but people still obviously do it.

Drug Abuse: Some shit will cause you to fuck others up. Some will make you od. Very few are harmless to others besides the consumer when used improperly, like most people having a fix to itch will.

Unintentional Falls: Shit happens, sometimes it flies into your face and others you fall into it.

Non-Firearm Homicides: I'm pretty sure most martial arts specialize in using hands as lethal weapons. Lets teach it to angry children in hopes they won't one day use it on someone in anger.

Firearm Homicides: Lets remove the guns from the good guys so they are defenseless against the bad guys who don't give a shit about the law anyway. That'll decrease gun crime.
#279 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
- Regulate smoking to your own property, open air, or designed areas in establishments with enough air circulation (mandatory) (This is how Europe does it)
- Substance Abuse: Only counts death to the people that use the substance, death's caused by people under the influence of illegal substances become other statistics.
- Motor Vehicle accidents: If you arm yourself with a big gun, they can arm themselves with a big gun. In a very short space of time, you'll be having a portable nuke launcher in your house.
User avatar #285 - Mudkip (01/25/2013) [-]
-Exactly.
-Stupid, but i imagine the rest fall under statistic of unintentional injuries.
-You say that like its a bad thing. I want a portable nuke launcher. But its strange to me how what seems should be common logic just seems to fail somewhere near the end of my posts.
#290 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
I think unintentional injuries is a wide enough term to encompass that and, well, having an accident with no guilty party (like falling of a ladder?)
While portable nuke launchers would something cool to see, firing it would be kinda moronic?
Also, to get back to your point of martial arts as a lethal weapon. The prime aspect is self-defense and subduing a person before something worse happens. Snapping necks (which is about the easiest way to kill someone with your bare hands) isn't really a martial art technique as it is pure brutal strength (well, it can go both ways really) Even so, you'd still be pressed with the same charges you'd get from shooting someone.
User avatar #253 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
Banning firearms won't solve anything. Yes it may work in countries that do not have firearms already but the U.S. is filled with them and banning them won't stop anything. The potential ban just increased sales of firearms and they can't take them away from us because of the grandfather clause. So maybe it would work but not in america unless we take all the guns away. Which will never happen.
User avatar #259 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
That is what I've always thought, it's gone too far one way to go back, but then again England had guns at one point. Then they banned them. We haven't had a gun massacre of over 3 people in over a decade. Also banning semi-automatic rifles isn't banning self-defence pistols.
User avatar #263 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
Like I said a ban will only discontinue guns after the ban. All guns owned before the ban will still be completely legal under the grandfather clause. So we will still have as much guns as we have now. So banning them won't do anything.
User avatar #267 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
Then ban them, wait 50 years and your kids and grandkids will live in the safety that your country should be enjoying.
User avatar #301 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
What happened to the guns? Did they suddenly vanish?
User avatar #305 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
They get old and break, and new ones aren't being sold.
User avatar #306 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
I have a rifle over 100 years old and shoots like a charm. Guns don't break easily.
#248 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
Because criminals would just give up their guns if they were illegal, right?
User avatar #245 - restrict (01/25/2013) [-]
im pretty sure it would also require no effort to run you over with a car.
User avatar #256 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
You can't carry a car into a school or a cinema.
#260 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
Bombs never tend to fail though.
User avatar #264 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
How many people have blown up their wife for cheating on them? How many people have robbed a 7/11 with a bomb? All the components of a bomb are apparently legal then yet people don't carry them around under their jacket or use them for sport. Unless they're on mythbusters.
User avatar #268 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
You don't see mass shooting very much either. They started in the 80's. And people will rob a store with a knife.
User avatar #271 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
Let's imagine there is no such thing as a gun. A man walks into a store yelling with a knife in his hand, the clerk is shitting himself, but has a baseball bat under the desk. The robber has to climb over the counter AND land a hit on the clerk whilst not having his head smashed in. There's a lot more effort involved than pulling a trigger and a higher risk than shooting from a distance. Most of the cowardly fuckers that rob stores with guns wouldn't dare do it with a knife, and those that would have far more chance of being caught.
User avatar #302 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
So basically you are saying let the criminals have weapons while citizens should be left weaponless? If I worked in a convenient store I would rather have a pistol for self defense just in case.
User avatar #304 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
Go ahead and own a pistol, none of you need a fucking AR-15 or whatever! If I lived in your country I'd want a pistol on me. I wouldn't. however want everyone and their mums having access to a medium range rifle that could kill 20 people with 20 twitches of the finger without reloading.
User avatar #307 - bloodofthedragon (01/25/2013) [-]
That is the worst argument ever. Just because you don't need something doesn't mean you shouldn't be allowed to have it. If we only got what we needed to survive then we would be living in caves. Everything you own is because of wants not because of needs. A pistol can hold up 16 rounds and you can have extra magazines.
User avatar #257 - restrict (01/25/2013) [-]
a bulldozer can run it over though.
User avatar #262 - leredspy (01/25/2013) [-]
It is possible, but deaths by bulldozer rampage probably aren't even common enough to make it onto that chart.
#250 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that turning a key, shifting into the right gear, then trying to find the guy would classify as a big effort
#130 - Yes, at least then everyone would agree that my dick is hot. 01/25/2013 on Check 0
#133 - I was angry until I scrolled down, I was going to point out th… 01/25/2013 on Scary Shit +4
#257 - After reading some more comments it appears they get get paid …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... +1
#284 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
Minimum rate same for tipped and non-tipped employees: California $8.00
source: http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm#California
#286 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
the point being, if they're not being payed minimum wage in California regardless of whether they receive tips or not, the restaurant it breaking the law.
#225 - I'm British so I might not entirely understand this concept. A…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... +3
User avatar #235 - Saint (01/23/2013) [-]
Servers in the US make about $3.75-4.00 an hour. They're legally allowed to be paid this little because of the fact that they're being tipped. Many of the servers I work with depend on tips to make they're money, seeing as their actual paycheck is very little. If you really think that flipping burgers is harder than being a server, you clearly don't know shit about serving.
#261 - modit (01/23/2013) [-]
having been both, I can easily say working as a chef is a lot harder than working out front.
User avatar #282 - Saint (01/23/2013) [-]
Working as a chef in a restaurant? Or in a fast food joint?
#642 - modit (01/23/2013) [-]
Restaurant
User avatar #232 - plutoo (01/23/2013) [-]
I'm Icelandic and I can honestly say, tipping a Waitress is not part of our community/culture what ever you want to call it. And it amazes everyone who works at a restaurant when a foreigner tips. And they just put it in their pocket, not in a Staff Jar or anything
User avatar #257 - leredspy (01/23/2013) [-]
After reading some more comments it appears they get get paid less than minimum wage, and have to depend on tips. I can understand her problem a bit more now but still, if she's serving 5 tables that's still $25 in an hour.
#284 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
Minimum rate same for tipped and non-tipped employees: California $8.00
source: http://www.dol.gov/whd/state/tipped.htm#California
#286 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
the point being, if they're not being payed minimum wage in California regardless of whether they receive tips or not, the restaurant it breaking the law.
#247 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
In japan if you tip, they get RIDICULOUSLY insulted
Its more or less saying " I don't think your work pays you enough to make a living, heres some charity"
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#138 - and I thought it was bad for someone dad to die just ONCE!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Father. 0
#156 - mattkingg (01/19/2013) [-]
YES, I GET IT I'M RETARDED, LEAVE ME ALONE.
User avatar #197 - garymotherfinoak (01/19/2013) [-]
i understood it just fine
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#657 - I actually love you Zlamous. You are by far the most successfu… 01/17/2013 on pointing out facts is not... +16
#70 - I thought it was supposed to be Plants vs. Zombies? 01/15/2013 on Sug kuk, hora! +2
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#279 - No it doesn't, but here in Britain where it is illegal, very f… 01/06/2013 on Gun Patrol +3
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#37 - I actually spent 3 seconds weighing up whether I would skip or…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Meet the Doctor 0
#48 - rozemew (12/10/2012) [-]
oh, you're going to hell? say hi to shananay for me!
#22 - I think she looks quite nice. but then again, I'm English. 12/08/2012 on Sewage monster. +2
#35 - I love how general opinion of her on funnyjunk has evolved fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on omfg she shows expression +5
#39 - lazyvoltage (12/07/2012) [-]
Sasha Grey probably isn't a good actor and I would still fuck her if I got the chance.
#46 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
She's a good voice actor at least. She did good in Saints Row The Third.
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