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Date Signed Up:10/27/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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Comment Ranking:#30646
Highest Content Rank:#46746
Highest Comment Rank:#415
Content Thumbs: 6 total,  14 ,  20
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Level -3 Content: Sort of disliked → Level -1 Content: Sort of disliked
Comment Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 303 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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#7 - Your stickied comments really aren't doing you any favours.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on wife +5
User avatar #8 - rmoran (11/17/2013) [-]
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They seem to be helping him achieve his goal of negative thumbs for the pink name.
#76 - Could someone edit a "U wot m8" onto the end of this? 11/16/2013 on Surprise 0
#20 - Now normally I like these prank things, they're funny and it's…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Surprise +45
#29 - qwertyninja (11/15/2013) [-]
It was an advertisement for drink driving, so it was more of a public awareness stunt than a prank

I remember the ad, it's really effective
#53 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
hello, I'm also drunk and drive
User avatar #43 - lolollo (11/15/2013) [-]
Except that most people drink in ignorance that they're drunk, not because they somehow don't know that drunk driving is illegal.

All this is doing is breaking a mirror, and evoking an instinctual fear of unknown things suddenly becoming in close proximity to your face.

It'd be much more effective with a law, or advertisements stating that even one alcoholic drink is too much to drive on.
#46 - qwertyninja (11/15/2013) [-]
It's not highlighting the fact that it's illegal, everybody knows that

But I have to say it had an effect on me and everyone I've spoke about it to, such as my friends, as it is fairly shocking the first time you see it and it's pretty hard to forget it is effective as it stays with you

How effective though really depends on what kind of person the drinker is
#57 - I get what he's trying to say here but World War One wasn't fo… 11/14/2013 on Truth +1
#92 - To be honest either way around that situation would make them …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on Freudian typo +2
User avatar #146 - whiteblob (10/23/2013) [-]
Hahaha that's true, but it seems more homosexual to suck penis than get penis sucked.
#74 - I don't quite understand how some people can say that video ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Give them to me instead +2
User avatar #76 - thunderkrux (06/06/2013) [-]
Because we put the blame on video games and guns because we refuse to ever believe that children can be psychotic murderers on their own.
#23 - Bonitis 06/04/2013 on The Difference Between Guys... +1
#59 - Twice while reading this I thought 'funnyjunk' would be part o… 06/01/2013 on The book called "death" +1
#100 - I want to look it up but I don't want anything that will get m…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Ninja -2
User avatar #125 - jovanlisac (06/01/2013) [-]
Its about ninjas
#162 - Comment deleted 05/29/2013 on This or That +5
#15 - That little guy sure does like killing himself. 05/27/2013 on Dem feels +14
#32 - Picture 05/27/2013 on rain +9
#27 - I like how OP got ripped so much for reposting this as his own… 05/26/2013 on something i can`t figure... +2
#12 - I'm British so I read it all in British accents. 05/26/2013 on caps lock +1
#28 - I don't think I've ever seen so many favourites before. 05/26/2013 on Tumblr +1
#39 - Thanks! 05/23/2013 on What's inside? 0
#36 - Does anyone have that image of Charizard sitting in an armchai…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on What's inside? -1
#37 - seenenoughhentai (05/23/2013) [-]
#39 - leredspy (05/23/2013) [-]
#9 - You know ****** about to go down when you have to strip… 05/19/2013 on when I shit +1
#15 - It also brings all the boys to your yard if you shake it. 05/19/2013 on The Lactocalypse +4
#49 - What they mean is during this new reincarnation he doesn't cal… 05/19/2013 on When I smell my favourite... +1
#21 - Imagine getting really, really ******* close to the scr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on See Discription +4
#35 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't know what i expected
#59 - Does anyone have the diagram similar to this explaining "… 05/18/2013 on Awesome nature again -2
#36 - That's what I was asking for.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Time to Practice Your Demon... +3
User avatar #50 - nicoquitemad (05/18/2013) [-]
To me it looked like a caricatured expression of deep boredom and impatience.
#34 - I very much doubt that. 05/18/2013 on Time to Practice Your Demon... +1
#51 - Why does everyone crie evertim about Kurt Cobain but refer to …  [+] (18 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Dave +71
#149 - bahgawd (05/19/2013) [-]
I've been watching Daria recently, and it's a really good show, and it also gives the best explanation for this. When someone famous dies, people aren't sad because that person died. But they are sad because they are reminded of death and that they will die one day too, and as such they mourn famous people for their death, regardless of why, who, and under some circumstances (not all) how.

Man that was depressing. Here look at this funny picture
User avatar #103 - whenuleastxpect (05/19/2013) [-]
I see what you did there with your picture. You just prepared uranus.
#73 - vahid (05/18/2013) [-]
Here, let me educate you.

Kurt, in the eyes of many, especially funnyjunkers in this case, were fond of Kurt and his achievements. His loss was a big one. He made good music and is now gone.

On the other hand people like Amanda Todd are just wasteless little shits, never having contributed to anything at all. Her death is just not that tragic to many.

Would you cry if your mother died or some guy you do not know?
User avatar #168 - triforcefox (05/19/2013) [-]
My dad committed suicide when I was eleven, but hey, he's just some "wasteless little shit" that didn't contribute anything to society!
#172 - vahid (05/19/2013) [-]
You loved your father, that is what counts. He is not a wasteless little shit in your eyes, is he?
User avatar #173 - triforcefox (05/19/2013) [-]
My point was that people loved Amanda Todd as well. She was someone's daughter.
User avatar #131 - condormcninja (05/19/2013) [-]
Amanda Todd was in 7th grade and made a mistake that ruined her entire life, so she was bullied to death. Calling her a wasteless little shit is a little far.
#79 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
in other words, if we don't like you, it's funny when you die.
#145 - srvhendrix (05/19/2013) [-]
That should be the slogan for FJ.
User avatar #94 - icecreamonnips (05/18/2013) [-]
welcome to the internet
#67 - Glitched (05/18/2013) [-]
Suicide is never the option.

Kurt's excuse (or really most of his fans excuse for him) is he was in constant agony.
He chose to do the drugs that put him in agony.

His own fault. Such a waste. Really liked his music.

User avatar #56 - reaperssprint (05/18/2013) [-]
Why does everyone find 9/11 and the boston marathon funny and easy to joke about, but cry over Steve Irwin and call him off limits?

Because it's funnyjunk.
User avatar #59 - deathcampforjewtie (05/18/2013) [-]
Did the World Trade Center ever fight a crocodile? I think not.
User avatar #72 - noket (05/18/2013) [-]
oh god ahaha
User avatar #60 - reaperssprint (05/18/2013) [-]
No, but it fought a plane
User avatar #90 - irishpunker (05/18/2013) [-]
And lost.
User avatar #62 - deathcampforjewtie (05/18/2013) [-]
Planes have never killed anybody. Ever. Do you know how many people are sleeping peacefully in their beds, and crocodiles kill them? A lot. They are the real problems.
User avatar #66 - reaperssprint (05/18/2013) [-]
That is a valid point there sir.


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