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User avatar #101 - littleliz (08/11/2014) [-]
the reason its called the evolutionary theory is because its a theory. it hasnt been proven. its very wrong to say it has since theres still so many missing links. theres still a chance it can be wrong.
User avatar #88 - nimba (08/11/2014) [-]
There's no proof that it is happening, there's no proof yet that it isn't happening
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speaking of crap... I'll always select small, medium or large. Fuck you Star Money!!!!
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#259 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
4K, aka resolution porn, is four times the number of pixels of 1080p Full HD screen. It has twice the number of horizontal pixel lines and twice the number of vertical pixel lines.
1080p "Full HD" = 1920 x 1080
4K "Ultra HD" = 3840 x 2160

Benefits for gaming include much better and more detailed and finer and grainier textures on stuff, and much less need for anti-aliasing.
Additionally, PC systems that can output 4K can also use that processing power to output this resolution to VR HMDs (head-mounted displays) or a lower resolution such 1080p or 1440p but with the much higher frame rate that VR requires.
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The new 1080p

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User avatar #28 to #27 - lemurlemur (06/22/2014) [-]
#25 - rasmfrasm (09/01/2013) [-]
Gotta give some love to your avatar, go mets!
User avatar #26 to #25 - lemurlemur (09/02/2013) [-]
a fellow mets supporter! finally!
User avatar #21 - cycloneclone (08/28/2013) [-]
Here's something to make you feel better about Matt Harvey
User avatar #22 to #21 - lemurlemur (08/31/2013) [-]
even if he has to get TJ, it wont really matter. we are still a year off from contention
User avatar #23 to #22 - cycloneclone (08/31/2013) [-]
Still, a very valuable member of the team lost.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lemurlemur (08/31/2013) [-]
yeah but its not like only now are we not getting to the playoffs. we were done a while ago. hopefully he can be back next year and kick equal amounts of ass with a weakened UCL. wainwright did it for awhile, but he too had to have TJ at some point, so im not sure i want him trying to get back for next year. get it over with now, and get the strengthened ligament
User avatar #1 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
Congrats on kicking our ass today.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
twins fan eh?
User avatar #3 to #2 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
As much as it pains me, yes, yes, I am.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
i feel your pain. just remember you guys have 2 of the top 3 prospects, so a bright future ahead, same with us. maybe the world series will be our next meeting
User avatar #5 to #4 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
Well Buxton and Sano among some others the Twins look to have a very strong offense 4 years or so down the road but that will only get us so far and the Twins need to either trade for more pitcher prospects or sign a some bigger name pitchers (but seeing the Twins past, they never really even try to sign big name free agents). But only time will tell, and I think the Mets have a very promising future from what I've heard.
User avatar #7 to #5 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
and for giving you pelfrey
User avatar #6 to #5 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
oh, and sorry for taking johan from you
User avatar #8 to #6 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
Meh, its pretty much balanced out now. We basically got jack **** in return and Johan can't stay healthy worth a **** and really isnt the player he used to be.
User avatar #10 to #8 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
yeah the only good thing hes done was that no hitter
User avatar #9 to #8 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
yeah when we get him off our payroll we'll be set to buy some big name free agents hopefully
User avatar #11 to #9 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
Good to see someone who's optimistic about their team's future, Im not so good with that.
User avatar #12 to #11 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
well theres no point staying mad about a sport. we all get our chances. though i do tend to break things when the mets lose
User avatar #13 to #12 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
Very, very true, lately I've just tried to ignore the team when I get pissed at them
User avatar #14 to #13 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
well with the mets its excruciating because they'll play so well for a couple of games, and then just revert back to **** for no reason. and all my fellow mets fans are retards which sucks. so its good to finally talk to someone who knows what they are talking about!
User avatar #15 to #14 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
I guess with the Twins its a little easier cause they're just horrible in general but I still just try to enjoy watching and going to games, I love going to the ballpark and taking in the atmosphere and just watching the game. Many sports fans are really ignorant and are clueless but some really understand and appreciate the game, like us.
User avatar #16 to #15 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
do you live in minnesota? because i live in california, and have only gone to one mets game in san francisco. but yeah, watching a game at a ballpark is the best experience in sports
User avatar #17 to #16 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
Yes in fact I do live in MN. I actually got to see the Twins play the Mets earlier this year and not only did we lose but it was the day after a huge snowfall and the temps were hovering around 30s. Needless to say, the game was not very fun. I've only been to a few ballparks, I really want to see AT&T Park, it sounds like its beautiful ballpark and a great experience.
User avatar #18 to #17 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
yeah definetly. youre lucky getting to live near your team. i have yet to make the pilgrimage to citi field
User avatar #19 to #18 - cycloneclone (08/20/2013) [-]
Anyways good talk, and good luck with the future of the Mets.
User avatar #20 to #19 - lemurlemur (08/20/2013) [-]
same for the twinkies. ive always thought you were good guys
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