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#54 - same for me, only in my panic i forgot it had frozen and i jum… 01/06/2015 on Burn baby, burn 0
#5 - thrust me when i say you really cant remember anything when yo…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Burn baby, burn +1
#18 - benjaminbutton (01/04/2015) [-]
Baby, I will thrust you whenever you want ;)
User avatar #7 - subaqueousreach (01/04/2015) [-]
I've only ever caught on fire once and lucky for me it was right next to a lake.

Unfortunately the lake was pretty deep and at the time I didn't know how to swim very well and my dad had to save me from drowning.

I was 14 and I was out camping with my family. I tripped and fell into the fire pit.
#54 - lemoutonvert (01/06/2015) [-]
same for me, only in my panic i forgot it had frozen and i jumped onto the ice, which was bad, because we were there because we were ice diving/
User avatar #23 - maxismahname (01/04/2015) [-]
Holy shit
User avatar #8 - whiterabit (01/04/2015) [-]
I caught on fire once, and I sure as hell didn't stop drop and roll. I took off my burning pants and ran the fuck away from the fire because it was huge and moving fast as shit. and it wasn't my fault, I swear Yes it was
#9 - pitifulsoul (01/04/2015) [-]
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Were you peeing gasoline or something? According to my uneducated mind, the moisture in the plants and stuff should have prevented a footrace between you and the fire...
User avatar #51 - whiterabit (01/05/2015) [-]
Well, I was working/living at this facility and the boss man told one of the administrators to take a group of us out to clear a field of dead shit, so no moisture, and the guy decided the best way to do this would be to douse a chunk of the field in gasoline and then have five 16-17 year olds blast it with propane flamethrowers. About an hour into this, one guy starting singing "Riot" and another got caught up in that and thought having a cactus fight in the middle of this burning field would be fun. So there were three guys and two girls setting shit on fire and throwing chunks of cactus at each other instead of paying any attention to the fire, and that's when I ran backwards into it and my leg caught fire
#52 - pitifulsoul (01/05/2015) [-]
That's a quadruple recipe for disaster right there
User avatar #53 - whiterabit (01/05/2015) [-]
We also had those awful tiny invisible cactus needles in our beds for the next month too because if the staff found out about the cactus fight, we'd get to go spend a few days outside in the dirt in the rocky mountains in the middle of winter...I never claimed anyone involved in this whole thing was smart
#267 - **lemoutonvert rolls 8,528** 07/01/2013 on Only quads can stop this... 0
#389 - **lemoutonvert rolls 1,242** 12/31/2012 on Wat 0
#142 - **lemoutonvert rolls 63** 10/08/2012 on kari byron -2
#73 - i like their nutella pizza no kidding, they have one.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2012 on leems segit 0
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#84 - kanatana (09/19/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Macs can't play games. ** What's stopping him.
#79 - golobalpandemic (09/19/2012) [-]
#132 - So, I make an anime (im not japanese but **** log…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on Naruto vs DBZ +6
#142 - thenez (09/07/2012) [-]
WELL, I MADE ONE WHERE THE PROTAGONIST CAN DESTROY WHOLE PLANES OF EXISTENCE. SUCK ON DAT BITCH
#73 - to bad you cant have a temperature lower than 273 degrees celc…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Oh Yahoo Answers -5
User avatar #101 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/07/2012) [-]
I'm quite sure you can have a temperature lower than 273 degrees celcius. We'd all be incredibly dead otherwise.
User avatar #83 - ofmiceandmen (09/07/2012) [-]
Just gunna go out on a limb here. I think we're talking Fahrenheit...
#77 - Timmietim (09/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 - stillanonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
who the fuck bakes a cake at 325º celsius?
#84 - carmelrenee (09/07/2012) [-]
That's like 617 degrees Fahrenheit...
how did you get the degree symbol to show?
User avatar #97 - zramn (09/07/2012) [-]
Here is a website to show you all of the "special characters." Hold the alt key, and use the numpad to type in the code. Degree is alt + 167 or " º "
User avatar #98 - zramn (09/07/2012) [-]
fucking huge derp there.
http://wwwDOTtedmontgomeryDOTcom/tutorial/altchrc.html
User avatar #85 - stillanonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
european keyboard
User avatar #96 - cupcakedevourer (09/07/2012) [-]
You should really say which country you're from, instead of saying European, because I'm European, have a 'European' keyboard but I don't have the degrees sign.
#1212 - **lemoutonvert rolls 0,678** 08/30/2012 on It's not over 9000. -2
#176 - interesting, quite interesting. now I think about it, thats pr… 08/19/2012 on So I Morphed Adalia Rose &... 0
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#1 - redblueyellow (05/25/2012) [-]
'Hey baby, are you a firebender? 'Cause Amon fire!"
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