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- same for me, only in my panic i forgot it had frozen and i jum…
Burn baby, burn
- thrust me when i say you really cant remember anything when yo…
Burn baby, burn
Baby, I will thrust you whenever you want ;)
I've only ever caught on fire once and lucky for me it was right next to a lake.
Unfortunately the lake was pretty deep and at the time I didn't know how to swim very well and my dad had to save me from drowning.
I was 14 and I was out camping with my family. I tripped and fell into the fire pit.
same for me, only in my panic i forgot it had frozen and i jumped onto the ice, which was bad, because we were there because we were ice diving/
I caught on fire once, and I sure as hell didn't stop drop and roll. I took off my burning pants and ran the fuck away from the fire because it was huge and moving fast as shit.
and it wasn't my fault, I swear
Yes it was
**pitifulsoul used "*roll picture*"**
Were you peeing gasoline or something? According to my uneducated mind, the moisture in the plants and stuff should have prevented a footrace between you and the fire...
Well, I was working/living at this facility and the boss man told one of the administrators to take a group of us out to clear a field of dead shit, so no moisture, and the guy decided the best way to do this would be to douse a chunk of the field in gasoline and then have five 16-17 year olds blast it with propane flamethrowers. About an hour into this, one guy starting singing "Riot" and another got caught up in that and thought having a cactus fight in the middle of this burning field would be fun. So there were three guys and two girls setting shit on fire and throwing chunks of cactus at each other instead of paying any attention to the fire, and that's when I ran backwards into it and my leg caught fire
That's a quadruple recipe for disaster right there
We also had those awful tiny invisible cactus needles in our beds for the next month too because if the staff found out about the cactus fight, we'd get to go spend a few days outside in the dirt in the rocky mountains in the middle of winter...I never claimed anyone involved in this whole thing was smart
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- i like their nutella pizza no kidding, they have one.
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Macs can't play games.
What's stopping him.
- So, I make an anime (im not japanese but **** logic) and its a…
Naruto vs DBZ
WELL, I MADE ONE WHERE THE PROTAGONIST CAN DESTROY WHOLE PLANES OF EXISTENCE. SUCK ON DAT BITCH
- to bad you cant have a temperature lower than 273 degrees celc…
Oh Yahoo Answers
I'm quite sure you
have a temperature lower than 273 degrees celcius. We'd all be incredibly dead otherwise.
Just gunna go out on a limb here. I think we're talking Fahrenheit...
who the fuck bakes a cake at 325º celsius?
That's like 617 degrees Fahrenheit...
how did you get the degree symbol to show?
Here is a website to show you all of the "special characters." Hold the alt key, and use the numpad to type in the code. Degree is alt + 167 or " º "
fucking huge derp there.
You should really say which country you're from, instead of saying European, because I'm European, have a 'European' keyboard but I don't have the degrees sign.
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It's not over 9000.
- interesting, quite interesting. now I think about it, thats pr…
So I Morphed Adalia Rose &...
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